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Life changing advice thread
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>>684116638
Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing.
Get a hooker
I'm not gay but $5 is $5
Avoid niggers
>>684117810
what the?
Do the Dew!
fall in love with a beautiful girl
Dont fear death. Being dead feels just like sleeping without dreaming, or like you felt before you were born.
Death is a piece of fucking cake.
>>684116638
You don't love her, you just want to fuck her. Your brain is making excuses for your erection.
The only times I felt free, the spaces between the things getting me where I thought I had to be.
I genuely like thius thread.
>Nobody likes you until they prove it
>>684116638
Thoughts?
Spend less than you earn and invest the difference.
>>684116638
Kill yourself. Itll be rewarding
>>684119179
That's pretty good for the most part.
where I find the energy to improve my life ?
>>684120030
Yourself.
>>684116840
Eating?
>>684120164
How?
Advice that keeps me going
>>684120229
No matter what, follow through with what you set out to do.
>>684120593
Don't listen to logic and reason and facts and things.
>>684118697
Too bad they dont love me back cause im a gigantic fucking failure
>>684118746
Even though this is somewhat of an obvious thing. I never really thought of it that way. Thanks anon. Might not kill myself just yet.
>>684119179
This is actually quite sound advice
>>684122214
If a girl asks you to make an important decision go jerk off. Then think about what she asked.
Try not to let the plans, get in the way of the journey.
(This show had alot of good life advice)
>>684116638
1. Don't support racists like Drumpf
>>684122650
I miss that show :c
>>684122650
what show is that?
>>684123053
Follow your passion, and life will reward you.
(Another great advice from avatar)
>>684123197
Avatar: The Last Airbender
>>684116638
Stop trying to be happy.
Stop masturbating and watching porn. I guarantee major changes in the upcoming 6 months. If you can't do it you are a pussy and a cuck.
>>684116638
Be strong when you are weak.
Be brave when you are afraid.
Be humble when you are victorious.
Be badass... everyday.
"You will never be 100%"
Best quote I've heard so far. Basically saying you will never be in absolute tip top shape to accomplish something so stop making excuses and just do it
>>684116638
>>684118716
People are not afraid of death, but of dying.
>>684116638
Leave this place
>>684118746
What if you have no libido, and still have feelings for them (I'm on Prozac)
>>684124306
haha
>>684124228
You'd think he'd be too busy smoking weed to make stupid comments like that
>>684116638
Home is where you make it
>>684116638
get off /b
>>684116638
Here's some life changing advice, don't be an asshole like milton friedman here.
>>684124758
Hey if you like to see homos naked man that's cool
>>684124758
>he likes to see homos naked
The day you stop caring what other people think about you is the day you're truly born.
>>684124658
Indeed.
>>684116638
>>684116638
The problem isnt the problem. The problem is your outlook on the problem.
Do whatever the fuck you want but consider the consequences. Also don't listen to advice from a board full of people generally not considered fit for society.
taxation is theft
Do whatever you can to become good looking, life will be 1000x easier
Get plastic surgery, truly invest in it
There's 2 lotteries to win in life, money and looks
Do you know what they call the guy who graduates last in his class from medical school?
Doctor
changed my life hearing that
Dont give up what you want most for what you want now.
Join ISIS. Fight for rape, blood, murder and virgin pussy. Drop me an e-mail at steve(at)isisisgreat.org to learn more.
>>684124569
gay
i watch his video for motivation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo
Great quote from this genius
Do not get married.
Write the world's funniest joke.
>>684116638
Doubt everything, but know that some rules have a reason behind them.
>>684126551
One of these days you'll get laid
>>684125461
top kek
>>684117922
avoid nazis
>>684118697
i haven't fallen in love in years.
i'm experiencing apathy and self-loathing for a while, and i'm working on it.
but the sensation of being in love is gone since the girl of my life is not in my life anymore.
she's not dead, just really far away now....
>>684118503
>>684127281
Suck it up buttercup
>>684126140
fckn keked the shit out of me
>>684127266
At least nazi's aren't predictable.
>>684127740
yes u ll only notice em when its too late. when they insult and or attack you for no reason on the streets. niganon here
>>684127616
i had sex with 4 girls after that, and i'm trying to fix the 5th . but that's purely physical for me. the emotional part, it's gone. and i don't want to lose it.
i want it back, i want to feel nervous again.
the desire, not some loveless sex.
>>684128255
wait for the one . She ll impress you. You ll feel it again. Married fag here. I still feel sort of the same when shes mad at me ... . I kind of like it when shes mad at me . lol
forgive and forget
>>684128846
That's horrible advice. You have to remember, otherwise your future decisions aren't influenced by knowledge.
Stop eating pizza all the time and start lifting weights and eating lots of vegetables.
>>684128736
i've been waiting for so long. 5 years.
5 FUCKING YEARS WITHOUT LOVE!!!.
i'm afraid the part of being in love in my brain is dead, really afraid.
i'm 25.
DeFOO your parents.
smoke dope
fuck bitches
dont take no shit
>>684123661
>a
There's always been beta males. The large majority of society has always been beta males, look at monkeys bro. There was never a time where most men were alpha. Your grandpa is only alpha in his house, but see him with old-bros and he's a beta-cuck like the majoriy.
Porn just keeps self-aware beta males happy instead of hating their beta lives.
>>684129355
My parents are cool
>>684116638
all attractions start with lust, from there it either becomes love or hate, your choice.
>>684129247
Im 27 . First gf and only love. Flcn proud to say that. You gotta wait. its awkward and hard but i stood there all my life my moms like: are you gay ? no mama. It wouldnt be a problem you know ? mom pls go . All the time . it was hard but my advice is wait.
>>684123661
Really weak arguments in that pic, wild speculation, unsubstantiated claims, etc. Why this sort of armchair psychology is not scoffed at I will never understand.
from the RHCP:
tis better to regret something you did rather than something you didn't do
(from me) Advice on women and Jobs: never just settle for something that you will prolly do for 30+ years of your life, in the end you will either loathe or hate it.
>>684129928
Nice
>>684116638
Become a Nazi or a Communist depending on your point of view now. Just dive in and be as autistic as possible.
>>684124236
Bullshit. You think Abrahamic religions talk about hell for fun?
>>684122848
1. Don't be faggot and you won't get shoah'd when the God Emperor comes to power
>>684129814
Did they ever spank you?
>>684131566
Dubs 4 peaceful parenting
>>684131566
who is that guy and why is he so popular?
>>684116638
-Get up before 6 am
-Lift six days a week. You want it to be hard, you should both dread and love going to the gym.
-Meditate every day for at least five minutes
-Make large amounts of healthy food every weekend and eat it during the week
-Set goals in both the short and long term; every morning think of what you want to get done
-Appreciate your parents and family if they deserve it
-Keep your living space clean, but don't be compulsive. Uncluttered desk, uncluttered mind.
-Drink very little.
-Accept no excuses from yourself. Construct a critic in your own head who will take you to task for failures in discipline, frame it as a conversation. At the same time remember that no one is perfect and appreciate your successes, you deserve them.
-Take off your rose colored glasses with respect to girls you like.
That's all I got.
>>684120263
shit...
>>684116638
>684129928
energy cannot be created, nor destroyed; just changed. thus, we have and will always exist in some form.
>>684120172
coke
>>684125736
Faggot detected
>>684131953
1. Stefan.
2. Because Leftists have gone insane the last three years and now the Far Right is more reasonable than the mainstream left.
>>684132121
>>684131953
Freedomainradio . Com
Never half arse two things, whole arse one thing
>>684116638
do not invest in wholelife, just term and invest the rest.
-financefag
a woman is never yours,
you're just next in line
>>684116638
My first job was as a telephone salesman. I hated it right. One day our boss gave us a sales metaphor that I been using in my daily life since. Essentialy he said. "I love fishing, and if you go to a lake to fish and no one gets fish, it might be a bad lake right? But if someone do catch something mabey it is not the lake there is an issue with. You probably are using the wrong bait, the wrong rod and so on." And this is ironically enough how i got the best life advice I have ever gotten from a place that almost ruined my life
>>684132159
that's such a strange point, they really have and i haven't noticed it. i dont take any of this crap about feminists or transgender shit to ever be the leftist i am or was, i believed in communism from an early age - this shit is so wack it needs to be controlled. where did it go so fucking retarded - why arent they concerned with the economy or systemic corruption like i have always been
>>684132716
Best advice i can give is;
>Learn to live with, and by yourself.
Everyone spends the majority of their lives in their own head.
Live for yourself, you are the only one that knows you.
Trust yourself, others intentions maybe good, but you can never look a gifted horse in the mouth, if someone else fucks up for you, you have to deal with the shit.
If you fuck up for yourself, you can call it a lesson learned.
Learn how to be happy, or at least comfortable by yourself.
If you get used to being alone, you don't have to rely on others for your happiness, thus you grow a better appreciation on that aspect of life.
And last.
Learn to learn.
Bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks
never pee uphill
>>684119179
>
good advice
>>684132024
pretty solid anon
Allways trust people who like big butts
...they cannot lie
>>684132757
I'm with you, I was raised liberal and live in a Coastal Cultural city but the insanity of the left's activists and the extreme push to identity politics have turned me off american liberalism forever.
> where did it go so fucking retarded
> - why arent they concerned with the economy or systemic corruption like i have always been
Because Communism actually won the Cold War
Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!
>>684133642
or on an electric fence
Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache
>>684124228
Huh, how do they win exactly ? Being dead and all
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
>>684116638
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
>>684134390
They come back more powerful than you could imagine
Man who sit on tack get point!
The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you any worse advice.
Look for a smart girl. They all have pussies.
In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done.
>>684116638
what you say being drunk is what your afraid to say when being sober.
>>684119179
solid. 3) and 4) are a 100% right. as a teen I tried to please women and I was really needy, I did every cheesy "romantic" thing in the book and what did I get? I got dumped, cheated on and emotionally abused.
but ever since I'm not tolerating any bullshit from the chick's part and since I'm not trying too hard anymore, I've found a relationship better than anything else. no drama, no cheating, mostly chill, respects my hobbies and so on.
>>684116638
Most women are selfish whores
Every calendars days are numbered.
What you put up with, you end up with.
The key to happiness is to know what you're capable of, then do one step beneath that.
>>684116638
looking at a black whole from the other side would be a big bang
>>684118716
this is only true for atheistfags
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
>>684125658
>a board full of people generally not considered fit for society
I'm not on /a/ or /r9k/, so what do you mean
>>684116638
4chan = fortune
>>684135492
Do what you want double the time you wouldn't do what you don't want to be done
>>684135302
>>684135368
It's good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl
Buy shares in the company "Precise Biometrics"
less than a dollar now, in couple months they will be around 10-15.
>>684120239
I've been cumming on my sisters carpet for 5 years and she still hasn't noticed.
>>684116638
your own happiness and your own success are you OWN responsibility. Looking for help with either is fine, but a person who makes their personal success and happiness someone else's problem, runs out of friends quickly.
>>684129242
Its like you are looking into my soul
>>684133920
Thanks anon
>>684132024
A few more things I remembered:
-Work hard, but be realistic. Consistency is better than a cycle of going all out and burning out.
-Be judicious in who you trust. And if someone breaks your trust, only in extraordinary circumstances should you even consider trusting them again.
-Try to get a basic working knowledge of every STEM subject. Know how to repair things and use a wide variety of tools tools. This is a huge undertaking, but it will make your life easier, increase your value, enrich your conversations, give you options, and make you more effective at whatever you choose to do.
>>684120239
I cum on my stomach and take a shower afterwards. how about that?
you know what, I'mma fap right now.
The only one that can change you is you and you know it.
Bath only once a year or the devil will take you
>>684136085
Oh, and
-if you work with other people, ALWAYS keep them in the loop. Ironically, you will get away with many more mistakes if people know what you're doing. Also, this is important so other people understand your value.
don't smoke weed
if you do smoke weed, never smoke weed alone
if you don't smoke alone don't live with people who smoke
smoking weed all the time is the path to doing nothing with your life, take it from someone who knows
You see the scorpion pit as an object of desire, and all the beautiful expanse around it as dangerous and swarming with snakes.
>>684134910
Now this im going to remember
>>684116638
anything with teeth will bite
>>684136302
Easy money, they just teamed up with plenty of big companies.
Will rise to 10-15 dollars each, atm costing half around half a dollar each.
Own around 75k of them :-)
Most traded stock this week.
You wanted advice, here you have some :)
>>684132024
>lift 6 days a week
bullshit, everyone who isn't already nearing bodybyilder levels of physique should be lifting hard enough that they need a day's rest between gym days.
>meditate 5 mins
5 mins isn't enough to get your introspective dick to a half-chub, I don't even feel comfortable and settled enough to concentrate properly before the 10 min mark
don't become too emotionally attached to anyone everyone is temporary
Drink 3 liters of water a day
Be truthful both to people and yourself
Gain knowledge, read books on a subject you find interesting
When you talk to a person let your mind go and don't overthink stuff
And finally, take it easy
invest in land,
they dont make any more of it
(at least not great quantities)
>>684136705
wait a sec anon, biometrics... what exactly are they into?
>>684136926
invest in virtual land too anon (host)
Give a hello and you will get a hello back
At least in some cases
>>684119179
Just had a breakup. Been pretty sad but some of the shit he said damn.
Thanks for this anon
>>684136977
Fingerprint technology
Worlds leading biometrics company
Teamed up with Fingerprint cards
and several other large companies.
Will make the price skyrocket, just like fingerprint cards did ( they went up 600% this year to 50 dollars each)
>>684136725
>need a day's rest between gym days.
Not if you're targeting muscle groups, which you should be.
>5 mins isn't enough
It's much, much better than zero. For many people it's very hard to commit to meditating, and if you tell them to do 20, they will do nothing.
Flatter everyone, even your enemies. Tell people what they want to hear and you'll gain some control over them.
>>684136705
I hate you anon now i wanna invest on that and i just lost 200$ with the fucking gold
>>684133096
love your advice anon!
>>684137488
Its currently the safest thing to invest in :-)
>>684119128
underrated advice
>>684123197
Darude sandstorm
>>684137676
Hope you're right I'll buy some stocks this monday
>>684116638
Be the person you needed as a child
Many men fail when they have a wishbone where their backbone should be.
Action cures fear
Winners lose the most.
It's not where you come from or where you are but where you're going.
>>684137953
Ive been trading stocks forever, nothing indicates that this could go wrong. Try buy them just when the stockmarket opens, as they usually go down a little at that time(look pic).
Have fun and dont sell them too fast :)
>>684116638
not doing something because you fear death is like not eating curry incase you end up with a stingy ring
>>684118697
>Actually believing the fallacy that something beautiful is good
>Not being Marcel Proust
Pick one, child.
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2006/nov/16/post650
>>684116638
stop browsing 4chan
>>684136479
Context please
>>684138398
Yes thanks mate
From an old truckerfagbro: Go slow, you'll get there quicker.
Guilt doesn't FIX anything. It is a distraction from getting your shit together.
Shame should be a prior restraint. Do not wallow in it after you fuck up. Instead, act wisely now.
The past cannot be changed. The future is unknown. Live in the now, seek awareness and knowledge. (That doesn't mean "don't plan".)
If you are young, be aware your hormones run you like a teenage girl even if you are not one.
You can't fix other people. Attempting to fix other people can bring pain beyond imagining. You can only fix yourself.
When you either figure out or accept all the above due to experience, you will probably be much older than you are now. Age is not an accomplishment and it doesn't guarantee wisdom. Wisdom must be sought.
You will invent nothing new in philosophy. However you may FIND and USE useful tools.
Anyone who tells you what to think instead of helping you explore for yourself and reach your own conclusion wants to be your master.
/b/ was never good. That's why /b/ is good.
>>684132024
why does everyone think you NEED to lift? i'm in perfect shape and never spent a day in a fucking gym. Lifting is boring as fuck try doing some real sports
>>684139048
You mean who said it, or what does the quote mean?
>>684140503
>i'm in perfect shape and never spent a day in a fucking gym
Probably not
You probably just look skinny on the outside but have a shit ton of visceral fat
>>684132024
Hahaha 12 years old....... Or a fucking idiot.
>>684140809
How easy it is for the peasant to criticize and dismiss the gallantry of the hero.
Dumping some great quotes
A bit of an eclectic mix
>>684140503
Lifting is amazing for self management.
You learn to constantly push yourself, manage diet, and stick to a schedule. The results are also easily seen and you learn to craft yourself into the image you want. Since gains are lost once you stop working out, you learn the concept of things being temporary and that success isn't a one stop experience. instead consistency is important.
It is also the closest thing that neets have to a military experience.
But yeah other sports are far better for a sense of brotherhood and community.
Lifting is more individual while something like rugby or martial arts are more of a sense of belonging experience.
It's good to do both.
>>684116638
Never stick your dick in crazy.
90% of the things that you are afraid will happen never happen. Fear is like an anchor; you can either use it to stay put, or pull it out of the water and set sail with it as your passenger. You will never be rid of your fear, but that's ok because everyone has an anchor as well. A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for. Feel the fear, and do it anyway.
>>684124228
except in the literal sense
Just order the hormones now.
Inhousepharmacy.vu
>>684142430
How long have you been on hormones?
I did order them but I didn't re-order...
>>684116638
your dream what ever it is it isn't of reach or impossible. Whatever your dream is go out and make it happen no matter how bad shit mite get you can pull though and make
>>684130394
>>684129737
>watching pixels fuck is totally legit bro!
chronic masturbation is a problem, dont act like it doesnt affect people
>>684143296
The point
Your head
relavent lyrics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkZ_vKWF8e8
Do I spend too much time thinking and not enough doing ?
Did I try my hardest at any of my dreams ?
Did I purposely let others discourage me when I knew I could ?
Will I die, never knowing what I could’ve been or could’ve done?
Do not let these doubts restrain or trouble you. Just point yourself in the direction of your dreams. Find your strength in the sound and make your transition. Make your transition.
Matt D4 years ago
There will be people who will say you can’t, but you will.
There will be people who will say you don’t mix with that and you will say: ‘watch me’.
There will be people who will say ‘play it safe, that’s too risky’ and you will take that chance, and have no fear.
You won’t let these questions restrain or trouble you. You will point yourself in the direction of your dreams. You will find the strength in the sound and make your transition. Make your transition.
>>684141330
this is a good one
>>684129737
Beta only reqlly applies in small tribes, where chad could take care of all the chicks by himself. In realoty, if a chick doesnt like you, just find another. You could also just lower your standards. Every guy wants a perfect girl, and every girl wants a perfect guy. At some point they will reqlize they cant get it, and they will settle.
>>684116638
Not much great advise at my age but 26 today
Act first. Being the first to react is often very beneficial.Sometimes a sense of calmness or wrongly placed patience holds you back as you watch others benefit.
Introverted tendencies can mean dwelling on the past or worrying about the future becomes habitual. Keep it in check let the thoughts pass and try to live presently more often.
Talk to strangers and get to know more people, as a pessimist the world can look very grey but there are many great and kind people out there.
Partake in drugs with people not when alone
Talking slower and taking brief pauses (not filled with uuum or giggles)can help you communicate clearer and can give you time to think. Keep an eye on how fast you talk and with whom.
>>684145680
>Talk to strangers and get to know more people, as a pessimist the world can look very grey but there are many great and kind people out there.
This! You can not only find people to interact with who will improve your life, YOU CAN IMPROVE THEIRS in ways you may not immediately see, and that is an amazing reward. It is amazing because you gave of yourself, it helped, and no one can take it from you.
>>684146340
ok, i understand the benefits of this, but how do you overcome the anxiety of being responded to with insults or other shit like this? i am a very communicative persons, but i cant be able to go through if i wanted
>>684118716
Been listening to Alan Watts again eh?
>>684142502
Huh? Oh a year ...no regrets do it
>>684118591
this
Also: love is very important. survivor is even more, but you need both to not feel dead inside.
>>684148289
How did you know you were trans? Like for sure?
Been to a therapist?
What porn did you watch when you were young?
How did your porn tastes progress up until you started hormones?
How did they change after hormones?
What do you think about this image??>>684123661
Does it apply to you?
>>684116638
>>684119179
Yes.
If you can't find something to live for
you better find something to die for
>>684149717
Good advice to shame we're not in the middle age
>>684116638
Imperfection makes life interesting.
>>684119179
Saved This .jpg.... God-tier advice
>>684125736
except your standard of living would be the same as a caveman if tax didn't exist. just another right winger pretending to know how the world works.
>>684127266
Nazis didn't stole my bike
>>684122612
Jip, This.
>>684124228
Why?
>Cuz it's 2015!!!?
>>684125188
Jon Tron was cooler
>>684119179
very good advice
>>684147516
Not that Anon but whenever I don't feel like music while driving to work in the morning it's Alan Watts nigga. He's more worth listening to than most things.
>>684126551
the aristocrats
>>684126381
Physics says complete opposite of this tool. Past, present, and future all exist. It all depends on where you are in space.
Milton Friedman
