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Waifu claiming thread.
>Circlejerk Edition!

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>be underaged
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>avoid bans
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Homura claimed
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Butts
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>>682360838
Mafuyu claimed as always!
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Miho claimed

>No frosty edition
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>Shizuru get!
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Aizawa Nagisa claimed~

>>682360941
Booty! Hi ribbit~
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What did I miss?
>Stocking, Emi, Mugi, and Tsuyu are still the cutest
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>>682360631
I love Alternative, Metal and Rap, what about you?

>>682360737
Respectable.
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>>682361100
Hello
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>>682361044
Barely anything at all qt <3
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>>682360838
homu thread!!! yaaayyy!!!!!
>>682360359
yes!!!! that makes me so happy!! and not just a person, but an amazing one!!
it's....easy, all we really do is clean and my job occasionally, of course we're gonna mess up....but there's a lot of hand holding
mmmm okay, ill go first
> i've been putting off classes i have to do for three years now
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Mugi claimed
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>>682360941
>somewhat lewd
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>>682360838
best girl claimed!!!
>>682361074
Prog a la Coheed, Thank you scientist, rush, BTBAM, and Dream Theater
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Slow now. Might be possible.
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>>682361196
hello miho, that's a nice bear. i like this picture.
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>>682360494
lustful thoughts are good for you
>>682360593
nothing interesting right now, just chilling playing some games
>>682361573
no
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>>682361573
kitty
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QOTT:
Enemy escort carrier force detected.
Admiral, what are your orders?
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>>682361573
>>682361613
haha! Get cat'ed.
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What's going on tonight?

>Best idol claimed
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>>682361261
Tell the name of the animu pls
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>>682361573
>>682361613
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>>682361683
Bring me my red shirt!
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My precious little waifu.
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>>682361744
lewds and you're here super early
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>>682361620
C-Chocolates
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>>682361246
I actually wanted to write "great person"... 4chan must have eaten a word.
3 years? Thats a lot, I have a similiar one but doesn't top that one.
I registered to get my drivers license a year and 10 months ago and only started studying for it now... the registry is only valid for 2 years so its kinda like only starting a project near its deadline.

>>682361573
>>682361613
Noice.
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>>682361202
Good <3

>>682361744
Hey Maki.

>>682361779
Oshiete! Galko-chan
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>>682361573
>>682361613
made my fuckin day
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>>682361573
>>682361613
wew it actually happend
>sachi thinking someone would snipe it
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>>682361395
>Dream Theater
What went wrong after Falling into Infinity?
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>>682361683
ram them head on!!! FOR THE USS MAINE!!!!!
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>>682361261
G-Galko.. My love..
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>>682361261
>Nice booty

>>682361683
Send the Destroyers! Their armor won't resist our mighty torpedoes!
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>>682361683
Warm them to go back or find another way around since they're in my water
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>The ERP queen only wants to pleasure you

>>682361044
You're the cutest!

>>682361261
I like this..

>>682361797
Too cute~
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>>682361395
I love Rush and Dream Theater, songs are so much fun to play, Oh I also love Primus!

>>682361683
No worries, i can handle them with my shield!
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>>682362110
Meant warn
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Well have a good day/night everyone and have a wonderful waifu thread. See ya!
>Mafuyu out
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>
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>>682362137
So we maids now?
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Nakiri Alice
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>>682361261
mmmm
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>>682361922
m-my underwear!!!
>jokes on you that's not the clean drawer....
ohhh okay lol, are you almost done with the registration???
>sounds like we both have a bad case of procrastination....
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>>682361993
they kept making amazing music? like holy shit Metropolis prt 2 is seriously one of the best ablums ever written.
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>>682362042
What's wrong?

>>682362079
>yours is better

>>682362137
<3
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>>682362354
Really nice choice dude
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>>682362287
>greeting

>>682362137
so RP aside how are you?
Adjusting well to thread again i see.
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>>682362302
Feed me a frosty servant.
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>>682361908
Yeah I decided to take a break from MGS for now.

>Lewds
Oh boy

>>682361925
Hello Galko, how are you?
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>>682362142
honestly the only primus song ive heard is the south park theme hahah
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>>682362302
>Maids
>>682362607
>text
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>>682362302
I think that was the only maid pic I had~

>>682362607
I'm doing alright. I'm back to being "popular" I suppose.
Thread is still fun though, glad to be back!
How are you?
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>>682362450
Yeah I was about to say that I meant Metro Part 2, but I'm an idiot.

What did you think of the Self -titled back in 2013?
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>>682362373
>jokes on you that's not the clean drawer....
Why do you think im enjoying it so much?
>ohhh okay lol, are you almost done with the registration???
Basically I have 2 months to do the traffic code exam, if I succeed that I can extend the duration of the registration and get the actual driving exam done.
>sounds like we both have a bad case of procrastination....
Touché.

Also thats another epic Kagami pic... just look at it, you won't be able to refuse that you're the qtest.
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>>682362488
Nothing at all!
>Nice tits
>Nice ass
>Nice face
Y-You have it all..
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>>682361648
Were you trying to snipe my cat loop?

>>682361573
>>682361613
Taking credit for the cat loop. All love belongs to Shizuru.
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>>682362622
Pic

>>682362726
I am missing out in so much games but oh well. Never played a MGS game sadly

>>682362889
Same tbh
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>>682362738
Hahaha you should check out some of their songs
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>>682362302
always maids
>>682361683
Attack
>>682362991
maybe
>cat rattles
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What's up motherfuckers?
Shiragami Youko claimed.

>tfw when you just ate the meal of winners
>sushi followed by raw peppers
>nobody can't stop me now
>nobody
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>>682362991
>all love belongs to Shizuru

Well I mean

yeah
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>>682363218
>nobody can't stop me
>makes critical typo
FUCK
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Best mage claimed~
Just got back from a session of TF2 with Akiko, was a blast!
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>>682363097
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>>682362889
fine as always.
Shitposting in between life. living the dream.
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Akiko claimed

Megumin and I can kick a mean dick in tf2 it seems, but it gets boring quickly

Who was asking about my game earlier?
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>>682362901
i really haven't listened to it enough but from a cursory listen i really like it. i mean it sounds like they have a couple recycled ideas from previous albums especially like six degrees.
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>>682361844
What would you need that for, Admiral?
>>682362020
Naval rams haven't been used since the Russo-Sino war, Admiral.
>>682362079
I'm sorry to inform you, Admiral, but the Destroyer group you sent in did not have sufficient AA or gunfire protection.
All hands were lost.
They were able to torpedo and sink an enemy Destroyer, and to damage the boilers of a Northampton-class Heavy Cruiser, she's dead in the water.
>>682362110
>>682362192
This is wartime, Admiral, not time to fuck around.
>>682362142
You're fucked, Admiral.
>>682363145
Anything specific, Admiral?
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>>682363218
Had Quiznos instead of winner meal tonight, didn't want to sit in line at Safeway right after getting out of the gym and then also cook for 30 minutes. Going shopping tomorrow in the middle of the day when it isn't crowded though, I'll make you proud.

>>682363341
It's okay we still love you
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>>682363124
anywhere i should start?
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>>682362924
o-oh!!!!
do you have to go to the driving place for that??? ir can you do it online??
>Touché
we can fix it together though! i mean it's already kinda late for my classes, but i can try to help you as much as i can if you need anything

i wouldn't...if you wouldn't post you cutie!!!
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>>682363555
The sweet sweet aroma of trips has summoned me
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>>682363218
Hello.

>Shizuru
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>>682362552
Why thank you friend. My second would be either Erina or Ryoko.
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I couldn't do it knowing she's there.
>I'm sorry, Stocking.
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>>682363531
Like, I know it's a moral sin, but I actually didn't enjoy their debut that much, but that's probably because I thought Images and Words was much, much better.

I would actually rank the Self-Titled over their debut, to be honest.
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>>682363491
i just lost the game

>>682363551
in case i am struck in battle, my men will not see and will continue to fight.

>>682363922
get a room ruri
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i just started to watch steins gate and this girl is really hot.
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>>682363610
Uhhhh Frizzle Fry and then from there Sailing the Seas of cheese!
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>>682363491
>Who was asking about my game earlier
ME, OF COURSE

>>682363555
>Had Quiznos
I'm so sorry. But hey, it was a reasonable decision. Make me proud, son.
I get to do all of my Safeway shopping at night, b/c I literally live just up the street from a 24 hour one.
>Are all of the 24/7? I dunno.

>>682363775
>this again
It's okay.
Rattle, rattle.
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>>682363751
Oh good, it worked.
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>>682363922
>checked
Time for /waifu/ memes?
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>>682364065
>Girl
You're in for some surprises then
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>>682362726
Pretty good. You?

>>682362971
>blushes
Thank you <3
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>>682363922
Holy shit, that was too sweet
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Unfortunately, I must leave you tonight.
Sleep well and have wet dreams.
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>>682364053
Fuck you. And your game.

3 years, you fucking dickwad.
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>>682363372
>>682363491
I gotta join yall

>>682363400
I still love you though

>>682363551
Send the 18th aggressor squadron

>>682363894
No nikumi? Honestly I prefer alice over Erina because of the name alice (my favorite girl name) and that she has that playful moment

>>682363218
Hey how you doing?
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>>682363922
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>>682364073
I'm currently on a DT bender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGRgAULYgWE
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>>682363551
>the Destroyer group you sent in did not have sufficient AA or gunfire protection.
>All hands were lost.
I forgot to send at least some Clevelands... I'm a shit Admiral.
I officially resign
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>>682364282
You know I will <3
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>>682364065
thats a guy bud
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>>682364130
Oh I live maybe a block away from a 24 hour one too (please don't tell me we live in the same city too, I already have one literal neighbor in thread >.>), I just get lazy as fuck late at night, all my motivation comes during the day.
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>>682364317
>love
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>>682363679
Can't do online, the written exam has to be done on a specific day at the district capital city, the driving exam starts in my town but I will have to drive wherever my instructor tells me too. Some people get taken to highway some just drive around the town.
>we can fix it together though!
I'd love that, not sure what kind of late do you mean... you can't have those classes anymore? Its never too late for education, I had a 60 years ish old woman attending on my programming course... it was kinda weird but proves that its never too late.
>i wouldn't...if you wouldn't post you cutie!!!
Oh come on... I intentionally posted a pic where cuteness isn't the focus.


>downloading Pink Floyd - Animals
>kekking at song titles
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>>682364282
goodnight lewd legs

>>682364297
my apologies

>>682364220
bubblegum
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<--- Here to claim that there one.
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>>682363097
Gotta try one some day, only played GZ and TPP but they're both great.

What else are you missing out on?

>>682364220
Same, except for this pain in my shoulder.

>>682363218
Chilling, how about you?

>Sushi and peppers
How do you do it?
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>>682364282
Night Stocking
>have wet dreams
Will do!

>Emi
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>>682364220
Mhh.. And that perfect personality.
>Hugs
I uh, I love ya.
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>>682364130
Shhhh i'm just enjoying myself
>Rattle rattle

>>682363679
>

>Shizuru
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>>682364130
Oh, right
Ok so basically I got an assignment to make a demo for a game and was left completely free to decide what game. Only logical thing was to poll /waifu/ for ideas and whatnot. So I decided on a puzzle platformer where you can use tendrils to solve puzzles to get around. I've also developed a quick sketch for a character and some level design. He was supposed to just use a grappling hook but the majority voted against so it was changed to tendrils. If you're in the thread tomorrow I'lll be posting all my progress over the coming weeks
>pic related, it's the quick sketch of the character

Thoughts?
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>>682364317
Dont bring me into this.

>>682364536
>
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>>682364317
We were just finished lol
>I was dominating Akiko when we were opposing eachother~
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>>682364282
G'night stalkinf.

>>682364317
Never actually talked to your smug ass. How tf are you today?

>>682364575
Hey bug eyes. Being carefull what lights you fly to. Right?
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>>682364213
what do you mean she is a guy wtf?
guess you spoiled my show sorta :/
>>682364491
dam but i didn't know how many fall for this?
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>>682364073
I'm a huge fucking music nerd but
>All of my musical friends tell me to listen to Frizzle Fry
>'Primus is great!'
>'You'll appreciate Claypool's basswork, being a bassist yourself!'
>'What do you mean you've never heard a Primus album? Try Frizzle Fry!'

I can't do it, dudes, I can't fucking do it. I always try to, but I'm never in the right mood for that music until it's the least convenient time. I want to love it, I do, but there are so many other things to listen to, send help.

>>682364514
Well now I gotta ask, what city?
Issaquah, WA
>I'm going to panic and die if you come back with the response that we're neighbors
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>>682364884
Oh, yeah no. Santa Clara, CA here.
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>>682364317
It was fun, but unrelenting chaos gets boring after a while. There's absolutely no room for breathers in tf2

>>682364793
>dominating
How'd you like those rockets up your ass boi?
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>>682360838
i had a waifu. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
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>>682364317
Nikumi would be a close third ;)
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>>682364610
Do you know what it's from?

>>682364575
Hey there Yuuko.

>>682364618
>my compliment went unnoticed
>

>>682364702
Love you too <3
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>>682364794
I'll only be truly safe from the light once the sun is destroyed once and for all.
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>>682363679
>>682364706
PURPLE BEARDS ARE MY NEW FAVOURITE THING
>Homu
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>>682364053
That's actually smart.
>>682364317
Not sure which one that is.
I'll just send in 3 B5N squadrons, 1 D3A squadron, and a Zero squadron strike force.
>>682364405
Literally what you were missing.
Cruiser protection.

You still have a single Destroyer, not to mention the rest of our escort carrier group left.
Your orders?
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>>682365103
How did you like my minigun up your ass boi?
>We'll call it a tie
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>>682364573
damn....okay, that sounds a lot like driving exams here....well i hope you'll go through with it! just don't sweat the driving test at all
it was kinda.....for a promotion lol, and ummm well since im getting out, it doesn't really matter anymore, i need to be more proactive before i go to school...
>Oh come on... I intentionally posted a pic where cuteness isn't the focus.
b-but you're always cute homu!!!!

hahahaha, all of them are views from different animals, but they relate to people though
>pigs(three different ones)
>>
>>682364393
Alright I will listen to more Dream Theater, because you are listening to Primus

>>682364884
They arent for everyone to be honest, they are pretty weird but thats the one thing I love so much about them, also claypool is awesome
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>>682364536
THAT WAS YOU!!?? I'M SURE SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU! UMMM ARE HUNGRY?

>>682364750
SORRY MIHO THOUGHT IT WAS YOU!

>>682364793
>>682365103
Nice. Yall need to try this server called fort wars. Used to be full of people but it's empty now
>>682364794
Nigga my head fucking hurts from studying most of the time since finals is next week but hey, I'm alive and well. You dude?
>>
>>682365221
I could kiss you..~
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>>682365384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c52g8k7hFcI
because your a drum lover
>MP is my favorite drummer and my drummer idol
kagami
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>>682364706
>>682363679
Why can she get a full beard while I get this?!
>
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>>682365489
ARE YOU*
Fear of the bun is real
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>>682363551
do it as soon as possible
>>682364282
goodnight ERP queen
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>>682365222
If you think destroying the sun will solve your light problems, I got some bad news for you
>destroying sun involves making it bigger and brighter
>There's like a quintillion quints of suns out there, we call them stars

>>682365341
Actually kinda nice once it started spinning

>>682365489
Private server party? Sounds cool
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>>682364282
<3 goodnight
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>>682365749
>as soon as possible
3 B5N squadrons, 1 D3A squadron, and a Zero squadron strike force coming right up!
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I wish Arby's Tomoko was here
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>>682365222
TRIPS

Have we failed? We will try again. What planets will aid us this time


>>682365489
What finals are you taking?

Shits goin pretty well for me. Just proposed with success to my best frienx
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>>682365384
deaL!!
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>>682362924
>
>>682365589
The lulz, probably.
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>>682365763
>Actually kinda nice once it started spinning
>that pic
>Kek
>>682365489
>>682365763
Private server party sounds really nice~
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>>682365489
It was me then bun said something.
>>
>>682365568
You can...
>if you want
>I prefer doing this in private

>>682365986
What happened to him?
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>>682366248
He was here for like 5 minutes earlier then left I guess
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>>682366081
I'm still laughing at that, really didn't expect this pic
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>>682365221
Some circuit training I did a few days ago. Those shoulder burnouts messed me up.
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>>682366081
almost looks like the drummer to soad hahahaha, damn.....
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>>682365334
>It's not mine to be fair.

engage in wolf pack formation

>>682365763
stars know enough to stay in their own neighborhood. this asshole has it coming.

>>682366059
we are too late. the sun is already over heating the earth in an attempt to make a new sun. The end is here.
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>>682366523
Holy fuck it does
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>>682365379
Oh cool! You posted this pic, I was amazed by it yesterday because I usually don't like this artstyle but it looks great with Kagami. Easy 11/10 pic. Also eyes.
>sounds a lot like driving exams here
Its surprising how driving exams are similiar in a lot of places, I already knew they were like this in most of Europe already but thought in America they were kinda different.
>i need to be more proactive before i go to school...
Thats something you need to work by yourself and spending too much time on 4chan won't really help. I can understand how being here a bit can be great tho, helps you relax etc.
>hahahaha, all of them are views from different animals, but they relate to people though
So basically their lyrics are much smarter than I expected them to be?
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>>682365570
Aww thanks Kagami, youre so sweet <3 My favorite drummer is Dave Grohl and I love Matt Mingus, both are awesome!

>>682366064
Alright sounds sick Asuka bro
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>>682365221
>my compliment went unnoticed
What com...? Oh shit!
I'm sorry qt! You know you are my #1 everything <3

>>682365334
I need to know how many ships we and our enemy have left. We'll have to win in the firepower department now that we don't have any DDs (or only one)
>>
>>682366248
>I didn't plan on going to far here
>Can go private with you <3

>Tsuyu
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>>682366523
CANNOT UNSEE
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>>682366550
IT'S NOT TOO LATE. IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
>>
>>682366081
High quality beard anon, thanks.

>>682366523
Rofl, it does!
>Homu
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>>682366399
I must have missed him.

>>682366520
That sucks.

>>682366744
It's okay, everyone makes mistakes.

>>682366781
Only if you want to.
>I may go to sleep soon, though
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>>682366523
>>682366523
>>682366523
>>682366523
HOLY FUCK I CAN'T EVEN
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>watching Tsu and Galko get lewd like
>>
>>682367166
Of course I want to Galko <3
>Thats okay
>Just tell me what you want
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>>682366523
>can never unsee
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>>682366693
Thats Queen Asuka to you ;)
Captain of the One Eyed Wonder Waifus
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>>682366967
If it keeps up like this soon we will all cease to be and become dust in the wind.
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>>682366523
Weird... I'm listening to Empty Walls by SOAD rght now..
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>>682365763
>>682366194
Exactly. We can have the entire thread here

>>682365986
Same

>>682366059
Saw. How's Hawaii? And I'm taking A&P, psychology and arts. Arts is easy tho

>>682366221
I'm scared too
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>>682367318
This
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>>682366618
i guess a lot of stuff just translates between countries lol....i wonder how many other things are similar....
b-but i don't wanna!!! i like talking with you so much!! it makes time fly and i love every minute of it....
sigh....but i guess it would help huh??
i-i hope so!! i really like the album because it's literal and figurative!
>im glad you like the pic by the way, homu looks....softer in that pic...
>>
>>682364712
I actually really like the sketch. The character has an overall really solid design that I think would be perfect for a puzzle game.

>>682365049
West Coast Best Coast

>>682365384
Thing is, I like weird music. Even Avant-Garde crazy shit like The Residents, but I've just gotta be in a mood.

>>682364610
>how do you do it?
Just gotta be a winner, bro I don't know what to tell you.

Sorry for the late replies, had to take a call.
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>>682366523
Can't unsee it now
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>>682367458
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>>682367583
bruh yes
>>
>>682367318
>>682367507
It hasn't gotten lewd.
>yet

>>682367323
You said you have a telegram, right?
>>
>>682367407
Oh of course! Yes, I am sorry my queen.
>Bows

>>682367583
One day you shall be in the mood to primus. Try listening to john the fisherman first that song isnt weird its just awesome!

>Rikka
>>
noosing myself
>>
Get that new bread
I have shit to show Shizuru

>Akiko
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>>682367683
You're always scaring me!

>shinoa
>>
>>682368389
>>682368389
>>682368389
>>
Take the bread out of the oven, it's done baking.
Don't want it to get dry.
I want a nice, moist bread.
Preferably rye or pumpernickel.

>Shiragami
>>
>>682367990
Yup! Just made it for you guys.

>Tsuyu
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