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if you roll dubs you must fry an egg for /b/ with a timestamp.
Roll.....
>>681736424
Bump
>>681736424
Haha.
Ill bite
>>681736424
Roll. Kinda hungrish.
>>681736424
if dubs ill attempt to fry an egg. I got the perfect pan!
im 30yo my parents are sleeping
eggtime
>>681736677
get frying nigga!!!
>>681736677
Sucks to be you.
>>681736677
fuck thaat the oven is not even plugged..
>>681736885
But your mom is.
>>681736677
Tell them you want to increase your protein intake. NOW GET FRYIN'.
>>681736885
You better get a fire started then.
>>681736424
rollan
If get will post in the am.
>>681737388
You get fryin' too.
>>681737518
Nigga can you read
>>681737667
Can you read the instructions?
rollin for dat yolk
>>681737733
Well my fellow nigga, we better start frying.
Yours truly, >>681737800
>>681737800
Well get to fryin' UR self too
>>681737902
But I have already said I will
>>681737800
>>681737733
FRY EGGS NOW
>>681736424
>12:10am
>roll for dubs.
>gets no dubs.
>sitting here eating my 3rd slice of apple pie.
>watching others get dubs.
>>681736424
Rollin'
Why not
Hunger roll
>>681736424
Is this technically an egg roll?
>>681737800
Keep bumping niggas, I'm fighting with my fucking phone for the pictures.
>>681736677
>>681737388
>>681737733
>>681737800
Better give results
>>681738833
double dubs
9129 http://filenurse.com/download/3f3f51b50639deec3cdc1c90e6ae7a68.html
>>681738833
Fry two eggs now
I'm hungry anyway
>>681738833
FRY DEM EGGS NIGGER
im gonna be sitting here waiting for these fucking eggs
>>681736424
Roll for my breakfast
Good thing i dont have any eggs
Eggrolling
>>681739160
Damn. No food for me.
pls no
>>681738621
This is gold
I never get dubs, jokes on you
>>681739441
Sort of like these delicious eggs people better be cooking
>>681737733
I fucked that all up.
How has no one delivered wtf, I'm down for eggs if dubs
>>681739662
You are officially not a faggot
>>681739662
>>681739698
Oh boy here we go. I want more pie,but I can't fit more pie. RIP me.
>>681739822
Let's see you do better than asspie
>>681736424
ok faggot, but I won't "fry an egg" I will simply cook an egg as if it had been fried.
>>681740068
nodubsfaggot.
Yohoho
>>681737364
Who is she
waiting for dem eggs broski. >>681739698
I've got to roll again, if trips I'll smother them in Tabasco and eat the heat;
>>681741169
She's an eggspert.
rollin'
Rallin
Fuck it. Roll
>>681741599
>inb4 maek moar eggs
I'm fresh out of eggs, my dear faggots. I hope you've enjoyed them as much as I did.
>>681736424
sunny side up ?
>>681741599
who microwaves their fucking eggs? Anywayget frying again nigga...
>>681739958
>>681739822
Here you go faggot
>>681736424
rawling
mexicans will make our eggs
>>681741599
Fry more faggot kek.
>>681736424
Huh, that's a fun idea. Rolling.
I love omlette nigga. I never get a dub before
>>681742023
this
let's do it
>>681742378
Not today amigo
>>681742058
>>681742544
I have already done it
i like egg.
>>681742058
>chives
Nice touch
>>681742023
>>681742147
My electric stove is borken, I'm out of eggs, it's 1:37 AM and nothing is open around here. Be satisfied with what I delivrared.
>>681742712
Thanks
>>681742791
wasted dubs.
it's hip to
FACK BEES
>>681742791
That is the longest gooey duck looking middle finger I've seen in my life.
>>681742895
Let's see you do better faggot.
>>681742791
Don't listen to them Anon. I love microwaved eggs. They're actually really fuckin' good.
>>681743128
I would but I didn't get dubs and ive posted like 6 times. so fuck you!
>>681742058
Best looking egg so far
>>681743334
OFFBYONE
>>681743312
>tfw still no dubs
>>681743334
also thats my address
>at work till 5 am
If I roll dubs the guy below me has to make my eggs.
>>681743068
Thank you, ain't it a beauty? Do appreciate its crooked last phalanx too.
>>681743312
It's not my fault if you are such a plebeian unworthy of dubs and dubdubs.
>>681743444
Fry three eggs in the same pan
>>681742058
Nice egg
>>681743444
Better get fryin'
>>681743444
Still have to fry
>>681743444
fry time
Let's see. I just ate dinner so my room mate will probably think I'm a fat fuck for this.
>>681743334
Roll
Rolling for eggs
>>681743689
>>681743614
>>681743612
>>681743574
i'm heating up the pan now.
rawling
>>681741397
You son of a bitch
>>681736424
okay
>>681744016
>fucking diaries
so that's how fifty shades was born?
>>681744016
hitler didn't like eggs.
>>681736424
Just picked up some eggs.
Rollin
>>681744288
did he h8 them?
get frying.
Rolling.
>>681736424
Fuck it.
rollerino
>>681744341
Re-roll
>>681744341
3 strikes and I'm outta herr
>>681744411
an egg and a half?
>>681744611
Hehehe do it
>>681744623
fuck me first dubs too
>>681736424
c nt bby u sse imu vegan no annimall trotrer
>>681744411
Full house 5 eggs.
Make an omelette
>>681744935
what the fuck are those?
>inb4 vegan eggs
>>681744778
Fuck I leave for Toronto in 10 minutes, I'll post a thread showing the egg later or some shit
>>681745155
>inb4 get frying
i already fucking did
>inb4 microwave doesn't count
it fucking does, the same chemical processes occur
>>681736424
Rollin but I'm out of eggs so if I get dubs, trips in reply chooses what I do for /b/
>>681745205
Deliver or faggot
>>681736424
can i wait till morning?
>>681745388
Fry an egg faggot
>>681745388
show us your open fridge/pantry/both so we can choose
Please vote here
http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
>>681745544
Egg fry time
>>681745388
Kill youself
>>681745571
she has fucking nothing...
k, i delivered.
>>681745629
i already fucking did
>>681745873
>the backslashes
12 at night rn, lets hope no dubs for me
>>681745388
fry an egg.
>>681736424
Anyone want /b/ro to roll who isn't a fag? Roll and will delivar
I want an egg, I'm down
>>681746061
I rushed the egg, and the timestamp so, uh yeah. I delivered.
>>681736424
Rubba dubb dubb,
Fried egg i do love....
I can eat an egg
I Will delivar, dubs requests the style of egg cooking
>>681746520
Reroll
>>681746520
Reroll
>>681746583
reroll
>>681746520
Rereroll
>>681746689
Give up
>>681746331
hello down, i'm fred
>>681746780
Hello fred im dad
Please god I don't want the egg
Fuck it, dubs on this post decides how too cook two eggs. Get to rollin
>>681746900
Oh shit
>>681746900
To bad faggot
>>681746745
I did
>>681746920
op says fried read the fucking post
>>681746900
Eat it bitch
I am a little hungry...
gimmie dem eggs bitch
>>681746873
that's a fucking lie. everybody knows everybody in /b/ is a nigger, and that niggers don't have dads.
If dubs I cum on the eggs then eat
double double my eggs are in trouble
>>681747154
Aww, never mind :/
>>681747299
enjoy your eggs and semen faggot
>>681747299
:U oh.
>>681747299
Rek't
>>681747299
Live stream it
if dubs i make boyscout eggs
Rolling even though I have no idea how to fry an egg
>>681747299
oh god
>>681747299
>>681747488
Deliver, still faggot
>>681747488
yay
>>681747488
What are boy scout eggs?
>>681747688
Fryum
>>681744288
R8 my egg
>>681747841
bonus pic for dat non stick feature. ;)
>>681747758
Why is that oddly satisfying.
>>681745388
Cucumber in pooper
>>681747958
I just realized, that theres still some left over pie on my fork [I used the same fork..] tasty.
>>681748049
Nice call
>>681747958
>>681747841
Faggot
>>681748023
This
>>681748049
>2014
holy shit. did-did I just go back in time making fried egg? cause pretty sure I looked at my computer screen for the date.. no im 100% sure.
Rollin'
>>681736424
will do, if i need to
>>681736424
why the fuck not
>>681748285
Because you didn't get dubs
>>681745388
Still waitin on them trips
Timestamp enough?
>>681747488
>>681747569
>>681747602
>>681747680
delivering, still cooking
>>681748168
>>681748049
here I already ate the egg tho.
>>681737388 Don't be a negro, be my nigga and fry a fucking egg for us, nigger. Don't be like the last nigger, he was a real nigger among niggers, nigger.
>>681748544
Nother dubs nother egg
>>681748413
i really wanted an egg tho....
>>681748657
fuck my stomach hurts from the first egg. ill just do an IOU.
>>681748741
Life sucks homie. Send eggs to kids in africa
>>681748544
>>681748657
This. MOAR EGG.
>>681748833
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOOP!
>>681748582
niggers gon nig
>>681748833
Sill nother egg nother dubs you owe us two more
but I don't have egg
>>681748833
WAAAAOOOOOH. you're getting FUCKED hard!
>>681749024
>>681748950
>>681748930
fuck you guys, you can't make me! [leaving 4chan]
>>681749217
Faggot. You don't have to eat them just fry it nigger
>>681749217
just fry it, not eat it... dumbfuck.
>>681748489
>>681747488
>>681747569
>>681747602
>>681747680
These are boyscout eggs
this is so obscure fuck yeah rolling
>>681749397
>>681749286
Common sense.
>>681749495
fuck i really want an egg reroll
>>681738621
>>681749576
Joke has already been told
>>681749706
nigga i wasnt making a pun im hungry as fuck
>>681750098
seems legit
pls no, i'm eating already...
>>681751046
just fry faggit
>>681746900
Sorry first egg fell out of the pan
dicknuts
>>681751443
and off by one, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL9zfU4U1Fc
If dubs posted below fries my egg for me.
>still at work, want to make eggs when I get home.
>>681751788
Gotten fry 2 eggs nuggah
ok but i might make scrambled eggs instead
>implying I actually will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxBeraSghK0
i could use an egg
