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if you roll dubs you must fry an egg for /b/ with a timestamp.

Roll.....
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>>681736424
Bump
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>>681736424
Haha.
Ill bite
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>>681736424
Roll. Kinda hungrish.
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>>681736424
if dubs ill attempt to fry an egg. I got the perfect pan!
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im 30yo my parents are sleeping
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eggtime
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>>681736677
get frying nigga!!!
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>>681736677
Sucks to be you.
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>>681736677
fuck thaat the oven is not even plugged..
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>>681736885
But your mom is.
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>>681736677
Tell them you want to increase your protein intake. NOW GET FRYIN'.
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>>681736885
You better get a fire started then.
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>>681736424
rollan
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If get will post in the am.
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>>681737388
You get fryin' too.
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>>681737518
Nigga can you read
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>>681737667
Can you read the instructions?
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rollin for dat yolk
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>>681737733
Well my fellow nigga, we better start frying.
Yours truly, >>681737800
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>>681737800
Well get to fryin' UR self too
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>>681737902
But I have already said I will
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>>681737800
>>681737733
FRY EGGS NOW
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>>681736424
>12:10am
>roll for dubs.
>gets no dubs.
>sitting here eating my 3rd slice of apple pie.
>watching others get dubs.
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>>681736424
Rollin'
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Why not
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Hunger roll
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>>681736424
Is this technically an egg roll?
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>>681737800
Keep bumping niggas, I'm fighting with my fucking phone for the pictures.
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>>681736677
>>681737388
>>681737733
>>681737800
Better give results
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>>681738833
double dubs
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9129 http://filenurse.com/download/3f3f51b50639deec3cdc1c90e6ae7a68.html
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>>681738833
Fry two eggs now
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I'm hungry anyway
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>>681738833
FRY DEM EGGS NIGGER
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im gonna be sitting here waiting for these fucking eggs
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>>681736424
Roll for my breakfast
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Good thing i dont have any eggs
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Eggrolling
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>>681739160
Damn. No food for me.
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pls no
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>>681738621
This is gold
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I never get dubs, jokes on you
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>>681739441
Sort of like these delicious eggs people better be cooking
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>>681737733
I fucked that all up.
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How has no one delivered wtf, I'm down for eggs if dubs
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>>681738833
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>>681739662
You are officially not a faggot
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>>681739662
>>681739698
Oh boy here we go. I want more pie,but I can't fit more pie. RIP me.
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>>681739822
Let's see you do better than asspie
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>>681736424
ok faggot, but I won't "fry an egg" I will simply cook an egg as if it had been fried.
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>>681740068
nodubsfaggot.
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Yohoho
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>>681737364
Who is she
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waiting for dem eggs broski. >>681739698
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>>681739698
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I've got to roll again, if trips I'll smother them in Tabasco and eat the heat;
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>>681741275
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>>681741169
She's an eggspert.
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>>681741382
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>>681741478
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rollin'
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Rallin
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Fuck it. Roll
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>>681741599
>inb4 maek moar eggs
I'm fresh out of eggs, my dear faggots. I hope you've enjoyed them as much as I did.
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>>681736424
sunny side up ?
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>>681741599
who microwaves their fucking eggs? Anywayget frying again nigga...
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>>681739958
>>681739822
Here you go faggot
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>>681736424
rawling
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mexicans will make our eggs
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>>681741599
Fry more faggot kek.
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>>681736424
Huh, that's a fun idea. Rolling.
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I love omlette nigga. I never get a dub before
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>>681742023
this
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let's do it
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>>681742378
Not today amigo
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>>681742058
>>681742544
I have already done it
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i like egg.
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>>681742058
>chives

Nice touch
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>>681742023
>>681742147
My electric stove is borken, I'm out of eggs, it's 1:37 AM and nothing is open around here. Be satisfied with what I delivrared.
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>>681742712
Thanks
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>>681742791
wasted dubs.
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it's hip to
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FACK BEES
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>>681742791
That is the longest gooey duck looking middle finger I've seen in my life.
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>>681742895
Let's see you do better faggot.
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>>681742791
Don't listen to them Anon. I love microwaved eggs. They're actually really fuckin' good.
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>>681743128
I would but I didn't get dubs and ive posted like 6 times. so fuck you!
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>>681742058
Best looking egg so far
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>>681743334
OFFBYONE
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>>681743312
>tfw still no dubs
>>681743334
also thats my address
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>at work till 5 am

If I roll dubs the guy below me has to make my eggs.
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>>681743068
Thank you, ain't it a beauty? Do appreciate its crooked last phalanx too.
>>681743312
It's not my fault if you are such a plebeian unworthy of dubs and dubdubs.

>>681743444
Fry three eggs in the same pan

>>681742058
Nice egg
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>>681743444
Better get fryin'
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>>681743444
Still have to fry
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>>681743444
fry time
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Let's see. I just ate dinner so my room mate will probably think I'm a fat fuck for this.
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>>681736424
no
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>>681743334
Roll
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Rolling for eggs
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>>681743689
>>681743614
>>681743612
>>681743574
i'm heating up the pan now.
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rawling
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>>681741397
You son of a bitch
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>>681736424
okay
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>>681744016
>fucking diaries
so that's how fifty shades was born?
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>>681744016
hitler didn't like eggs.
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>>681736424
Just picked up some eggs.
Rollin
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>>681744288
did he h8 them?
get frying.
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Rolling.
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>>681736424
Fuck it.
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rollerino
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>>681744341
Re-roll
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>>681744341
3 strikes and I'm outta herr
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>>681744411
an egg and a half?
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>>681744611
Hehehe do it
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>>681744623
fuck me first dubs too
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>>681736424
c nt bby u sse imu vegan no annimall trotrer
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>>681744411
Full house 5 eggs.

Make an omelette
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>>681744935
what the fuck are those?
>inb4 vegan eggs
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>>681744778
Fuck I leave for Toronto in 10 minutes, I'll post a thread showing the egg later or some shit
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>>681745155
>inb4 get frying
i already fucking did
>inb4 microwave doesn't count
it fucking does, the same chemical processes occur
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>>681736424
Rollin but I'm out of eggs so if I get dubs, trips in reply chooses what I do for /b/
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>>681745205
Deliver or faggot
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>>681736424
can i wait till morning?
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>>681745388
Fry an egg faggot
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>>681745388
show us your open fridge/pantry/both so we can choose
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Please vote here

http://www.strawpoll.me/10023492
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>>681745544
Egg fry time
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>>681745388
Kill youself
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>>681745571
she has fucking nothing...
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k, i delivered.
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>>681745629
i already fucking did

>>681745873
>the backslashes
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>>681745795
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12 at night rn, lets hope no dubs for me
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>>681745388
fry an egg.
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>>681745873
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>>681736424
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Anyone want /b/ro to roll who isn't a fag? Roll and will delivar
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I want an egg, I'm down
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>>681746061
I rushed the egg, and the timestamp so, uh yeah. I delivered.
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>>681736424
Rubba dubb dubb,
Fried egg i do love....
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I can eat an egg
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I Will delivar, dubs requests the style of egg cooking
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>>681746520

Reroll
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>>681746520
Reroll
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>>681746583
reroll
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>>681746520
Rereroll
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>>681746689
Give up
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>>681746331
hello down, i'm fred
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>>681746780
Hello fred im dad
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Please god I don't want the egg
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Fuck it, dubs on this post decides how too cook two eggs. Get to rollin
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>>681746900
Oh shit
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>>681746900
To bad faggot
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>>681746745

I did
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>>681746920
op says fried read the fucking post
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>>681746900

Eat it bitch
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I am a little hungry...
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gimmie dem eggs bitch
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>>681746873
that's a fucking lie. everybody knows everybody in /b/ is a nigger, and that niggers don't have dads.
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If dubs I cum on the eggs then eat
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double double my eggs are in trouble
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>>681747154
Aww, never mind :/
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>>681747299
enjoy your eggs and semen faggot
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>>681747299
:U oh.
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>>681747299
Rek't
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>>681747299
Live stream it
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if dubs i make boyscout eggs
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Rolling even though I have no idea how to fry an egg
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>>681747299
oh god
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>>681747299
>>681747488
Deliver, still faggot
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>>681747488
yay
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>>681747488

What are boy scout eggs?
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>>681747299
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>>681747688
Fryum
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>>681744288
R8 my egg
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>>681747841
bonus pic for dat non stick feature. ;)
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>>681747758
Why is that oddly satisfying.
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>>681745388
Cucumber in pooper
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>>681747958
>>681747841
>2014
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>>681747958
I just realized, that theres still some left over pie on my fork [I used the same fork..] tasty.
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>>681748049
Nice call
>>681747958
>>681747841
Faggot
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>>681748023
This
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>>681748049
>2014

holy shit. did-did I just go back in time making fried egg? cause pretty sure I looked at my computer screen for the date.. no im 100% sure.
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Rollin'
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>>681736424
will do, if i need to
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>>681736424
why the fuck not
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>>681748285
Because you didn't get dubs
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>>681745388
Still waitin on them trips
Timestamp enough?
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>>681747488
>>681747569
>>681747602
>>681747680
delivering, still cooking
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>>681748168
>>681748049
here I already ate the egg tho.
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>>681737388 Don't be a negro, be my nigga and fry a fucking egg for us, nigger. Don't be like the last nigger, he was a real nigger among niggers, nigger.
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>>681748544
Nother dubs nother egg
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>>681748413
i really wanted an egg tho....
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>>681748657
fuck my stomach hurts from the first egg. ill just do an IOU.
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>>681748741
Life sucks homie. Send eggs to kids in africa
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>>681748544
>>681748657
This. MOAR EGG.
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>>681748833
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOOP!
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>>681748582
niggers gon nig
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>>681748833
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>>681748833
Sill nother egg nother dubs you owe us two more
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but I don't have egg
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>>681748833
WAAAAOOOOOH. you're getting FUCKED hard!
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>>681749024
>>681748950
>>681748930


fuck you guys, you can't make me! [leaving 4chan]
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>>681749217
Faggot. You don't have to eat them just fry it nigger
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>>681749217
just fry it, not eat it... dumbfuck.
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>>681748489
>>681747488
>>681747569
>>681747602
>>681747680

These are boyscout eggs
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this is so obscure fuck yeah rolling
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>>681749397
>>681749286
Common sense.
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>>681749495
fuck i really want an egg reroll
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>>681738621
>>681749576
Joke has already been told
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>>681749706
nigga i wasnt making a pun im hungry as fuck
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>>681750098
seems legit
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pls no, i'm eating already...
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>>681751046
just fry faggit
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>>681746900
Sorry first egg fell out of the pan
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dicknuts
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>>681751443
and off by one, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL9zfU4U1Fc
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If dubs posted below fries my egg for me.

>still at work, want to make eggs when I get home.
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>>681751788
Gotten fry 2 eggs nuggah
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ok but i might make scrambled eggs instead
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>implying I actually will.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxBeraSghK0
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i could use an egg
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>>681745388
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