Waifu Claiming Thread
>Insomniac edition
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Shitpost
>Discuss stuff
Spike Spiegel
Kongou claimed!
How are we doing tonight??
>>681459790
>I think you have the wrong person in mind
>>681459860
Here I was thinking I'd have spooked you real good.
You didn't guess it was me at least u_u
>>681459898
Spiciest claim in the world, bar none.
>>681459629
>>681459716
>>681459825
I..I..I...stop..o..or else!
>>681459756
Blue is by far superior compared to Pinkerton and Blue is my personal favorite album of all time.as well.
Daria
I win.
>>681459200
guy literally copy/pasted the link and failed
What if we did opposite and posted our husbandos instead of waifus
Yuno claim
>>681459784
That was a fast smoke
>>681459784
I know, I got a lot of cute cousins too :c
>>681459825
I think so, but im not really payin attention to the shirt :P what brand are your scales?
>>681459978
Thats true I didn't! haha, I was wondering who K was
>>681460015
2 spicy
>>681460051
Whatchya gunna do bout it?
>>681460060
>didn't post pic
u loose
Claiming
>>681460051
Oh shit oh shit I'm so sorry please don't cry.
>>681460111
Idk man, you should probably check them first.
>>681460206
The master of disguise strikes again u_u I can be any one of these waifu anons at any time! You better watch yourself fufufu~
>>681460206
Its never too late
>>681460210
My trips confirm for this thread now post husbandos (or waifu if you have a husbando)
>>681460374
>master of disguise
>not on my level
>>681460374
Your acts of terrorism aint gonna spook me, ill never give in to your demands!
>Don't even know what they are
>>681460496
>mfw it's not Jorge the taco man but actually Spike
Woah!! You're good...
>>681460374
Disguise as me then. Let's see if we can tell the difference.
>>681460472
But I don't have any
>>681460167
2 half American spirit light blue
It was also wet outside and internet was giving me trouble so i made it quick
>moka
>>681460167
<3
>>681460472
Sheeeit, guess I gotta get a husbando. Lemme think
>>681460636
Ah gotcha
Going to call it a night guys
Good night and remember, you have a heart of gold! Don't let them take it from you!
>>681460580
I mean i dont really have a husbando but if i did it would be him
And im out of pictures so switching back to waifu
>>681460051
S..S..Sorry! Don't be mad, I only think nice things about you!
>>681460206
Tough, but smooth when I shed think darling knows more cause my skin needs care, not easy being snake XD
>>681460554
My demands are quite simple...get my roommate to stop turning on the heater before bed so my room stops becoming a literal hotbox.
>>681460580
That's a good challenge... but I've I've stared down bigger things.
>Laughs evilly.
>>681460206
I...I I will destroy you!
>>681460210
I am not crying you guys just caught me off guard!
Claimed.
>>681459978
Here, sleep just hit me hard. I'm alright...
>>681460800
ARE YOU CALLING MY WAIFU FLAT?!
>>681460842
>>681460745
Goodnight Yuno! Sleep well :)
>>681460789
Oooo luxurious! Are they Gucci?
>>681460800
What is she my grandma? 90 degrees and she could want the heater on, blanket, door closed. and still "theres a draft"
>>681460842
Id like to see it :)
>>681460900
Don't sleep on me yet >~< I didn't even get to say hi...
>>681460919
To be honest that would be extremely hypocritical considering I used to have megumin as a waifu lol
>>681461098
Trust me I don't know why she does it but it kills me. Plus she always falls asleep after so if I get up to turn it off she wakes up and gets mad if I don't I die of heat stroke =~=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXFK82TGh7c
sorry im late
>>681460992
My ass is not fat!
>>681461098
I know you would but I guess it must wait until next time I must charge my power.
>>681460789
I am not mad Ms. Snek no worries here, I only think of you nicely. I think you are beautiful and powerful!
>>681461249
Sounds like you need batman, I could knock her out for you?
>Quick husbando claim of batman
>>681461345
>>681461272
>I know a senpai
>>681461345
Say what? How come?
>>681461098
Croc. Little different but pretty when clean
>>681461345
Me too. Lets be good friend m'kay? Plus tiny yellow bow is adorable!
Super tired. Cant wait to talk to you tomorrow guys.
Have a great nigh and sweet dreams waifu bros
>>681461403
I mean.. whatever works o.o
>>681461595
Goodnight! sleep well n_n
>>681461595
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>681461578
Was that a pun? I hope you meant it to be :D
>>681461339
Are you okay? That coffee must be strong for you little girl, remember drink plenty of water and not too much caffeine.
Kuma.
>>681461784
I use water to make coffee so its fine
>fags
>>681461595
And then there were nine...
>>681461637
Batman does good work
>>681461886
9?
>>681461595
night night
>>681461760
Maybe. Can't tell you all my secret puns.
>>681461850
B..But its no good!
>>681461850
Made me laugh. Good one!
>>681461784
I've been meaning to ask, what are those accessories in your hair? n_n
>>681462003
I mean if history is any reference I suppose he does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC2bdmc8_04
Go to bed
>>681461867
>literally a nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhwDxNqWtxk
>>681462039
CCCMAAAAANNN
>>681462133
Enjoy your cartoon wife kike
>>681462079
My snake pins :D cute huh Got them from my mother, custom made.
>>681462292
Do you even sleep
>>681462406
>cartoon wife
>its a dude
skrub
Chara claimed
>>681462039
why not?
>>681462079
thanks
>>681462133
for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
>>681462426
Adorable :) I couldn't help but notice is all.
>>681462669
Hey you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-n2iOHIys8
>>681462479
Should i?
>>681462696
Sup Kongo? Not enough Chara in skype?
>>681462800
You know that's not my name.. and hmmph.. maybe not.. keep the name thing up and I'll stop all together u_u
>>681462675
Look at your eyes!!! Drink more liquids okay?
>>681462334
*hisssssss*
>>681462696
He he he thank you. Love shrine outfit, can't wear 1 though :(
>>681462721
You are here when I'm waking up
When I have a break at work
When I get off work
When I come back from shopping
And when I go to bed
Are you ever not here?
>>681462675
Wew, that's rough. Not my style, but are you calling me your hero?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB5ceAruYrI
for you
>>681463022
Hey you make your own style work n_n be proud of it! <3
>>681463028
>Nothing what's a motto with you?
>>681462982
I-I'm sorry Kongou...
>>681463022
How ya gonna his at me?
I just realised...
Why the fuck does 4chins not have https?
Considering its rep, why would it not?
>>681463164
That's better.. my burning love is burning bright again!
>>681463266
money issues
probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urV8MIcLDFk
>>681463023
Im always watching
>>681463353
Can I even make your love burn more brightly?
>>681463266
Am i missing something?
>>681463480
how do i force https?
>>681463022
I already drink about 4 cups of coffee when i wake up though
>>681463028
nah i would never do that
>>681462625
>its a dude
Even worse, kys please
>>681463587
idk, what are you using?
im using chrome and 4chanx. Maybe that changes things?
>>681463261
Just teasing you. Why cover hair? You don't have to hide it.
>>681463148
I'll try, but snake body can cause tear and rips when not careful
>>681463604
Hmm... If I can think of something you'll be the first to know!
>>681463784
That makes sense >~< Must be rough.. I hope it's not too much of a hinderance for you..
>>681463604
I can't allow such l-lewdness with coffee, take breaking or I'll take it!
Kuma.
>>681463874
think of what?
>>681464010
what lewd?
>>681463784
Tis a cold one, but now I don't gotta :P
>>681463672
fixed it. Got https everywhere add-on.
>>681463874
Look at that cold bitch Kongou just ignoring her beloved Chara >>681463443
>>681464077
Hey.
>>681464443
I misreplied to him >~< I'm sorry you two!
>>681464309
>>681463874
Was supposed to be for >>681463443
>>681464484
yo
>>681464443
>be on 4chan /b/'s /waifu/
>insults other waifu
>cant even get quads
Why live?
>>681463874
kinda...I'll make it somehow, don't worry shrine maid senpai.
>>681464309
The way you drink, taste, eyes looking at it.. You can't do it anymore plzzzzz.
>>681464553
Hello from the other side.
>>681463443
>>681464443
fuck me two times off by one
>>681464555
AND THEN HE GETS TRIPS!
>>681464513
alright, then let me know!
>>681464484
H-Hi.
>>681464803
I got so flustered I forgot to say Kuma, kuma.
>>681464614
how else will i look this good?
>>681464742
Oh I will!
>>681464614
n_n haha I know you will! I believe it.
Time to go and increase my folder size.. I will be right back!
>>681464334
Y-Y-You mean thing..I care about your hair, I wish silver was on me too :<
>>681464803
Hey there Kuma.
>>681464893
I never meant to do that... but in some way it makes me happy that I did. Kuma.
>>681464948
That's a whole new level of smug, kuma.
>>681464987
>Time to go and increase my folder size.. I will be right back!
You won't be looking for lewds will you? q_q
>>681465055
I wouldn't dare!
>>681465011
Good grief. I thought you saw through my disguise and realized Kuma actually is someone else, kuma.
QOTT: What is your greatest fear?
>>681465130
/waifu/ threads filled with newfags
holy shit this makes me crumble
>>681465110
Good, but in that case you don't need to abandon us... its lonely without your burning love.
>>681465127
We are both terrible at implying things, I did realize it. Up to anything?
>>681465130
FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XpgchQnaUY
>>681465130
Sleep
>>681465243
>goes to 4chan /b/'s /waifu/
>is a cringelord waifu claimer
>baws about newfags
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>but muh waifu
>>681464948
How can this be? I knew coffee was bad, but..well Mine are already decent size and never read of such things b-b-b-b-but it can't continue!
>>681464987
Okay. 'in thought'' Such cheerful smile
>>681465001
But red suits you so well! Its vibrant and alerts people :)
>>681465130
Disappointing people, I hate when I let people down, even if its not my fault
>>681465405
>xD
>>681465269
Just posting some Kuma, kuma.
Got up way too early as you poi saw, kuma.
>>681465243
Why you here cringe senpai?
>>681465436
>>681465523
>xD to enhance my non-existant argument
>>>/r/kys
>>681465528
Some Kuma pics can be appreciated too.
>early
This is not what I call early, its actually kinda late compared to what I have to wake up when im actually doing something. Kuma!
>>681465436
im not gonna stop
>>681465130
Abandonment. The people that I love and care for the most leaving me frightens me the most.
>>681465587
>>681465405
xD LUL
>>681465243
>>681465744
Thats one of mine too
im the only one here is good enough to claim rikka chan. all you other weebs can fuck off, only i can abuse this little kawaii grill <3
>>681465711
I actually don't care what you said before, I just hate when people use that as a pseudo argument.
>>681465744
Don't give up! People love you! I'm doc Mia and I say spent time with us! :)
>>681465695
Then I have no choice...
>>681465891
10/10 waifu's say you should kill yourself
>>681465744
>>681465877
Probably our entire race fears this, having love to give and not being able to do it or caring too much about someone and not knowing if they are alright are both incredibly painful things to go through.
>>681465910
lol stop taking urself so seriously haha xD
>>681465689
Wha-, I got up at 2am or so... kuma.
>>681465949
Helloooooo nurse!
>>681465891
>>681465964
Rekt
>>681465999
and i got le dank trips loool get rekt fags
>>681466038
What the fuck you're still awake? I thought you had a nap or something... or you actually went to do something else instead of sleeping. You're not tired?
>>681466038
>attempts to fix sleeping schedule
>ends up making it much much worse
>>681465949
what are you going to do?
>>681466103
I'm kinda tired, in fact kuma.
I meant to sleep until 4am at least, kuma.
But it can't be helped now kuma.
>>681466157
It will be fine if I can last till evening, kuma.
>>681466177
Dont get so excited tomo
>>681465436
Haha everything okay? You seem preoccupied.. like somethings on your mind desu
>>681465269
I'm sorry I'm back now!
>>681466054
Don't look at me with such Lewdness silver hairkun
>>681466177
THE UNSPEAKABLE
>>681466395
>
>>681466306
>It will be fine if I can last till evening, kuma.
Oh I see. You're at home so the 101 guide to staying awake should keep you up until evening.
>uplifting songs
>coffee if you're into it
>don't touch the flowers... the pollen will make you sleepy
>a quick shower is a great idea
>have me keeping you company
kuma
>>681466331
ehh
>>681466395
well then write it
>>681466574
>>681466394
Welcome back Kongou! I see you're starting to work on those filenames. K is for Knee took an arrow.
>>681466546
Fufufu~ Kuma will be doing some of these, kuma.
>>681466664
>>681466656
Woah you both need to calm down on these close gets.
>>681466664
Yep! Sure am n_n I think you'll be proud!
lerking
I'm back for a little bit.
I claim chitoge!
>>681466791
>>681466705
Some... why not all of them? I forgot to say a hug whenever necessary. Thats one of the most important steps to staying awake.
>Woah you both need to calm down on these close gets.
No, the close gets need to calm down and let me enjoy my repeating integers.
>I think you'll be proud!
I get proud way too easily so that won't be a problem.
>>681466791
Ohayo Kirino.
>>681466833
>>681466845
>>681466743
forgetting to click on ID's again...
>>681466394
No.Well..kinda I think my hair is okay, but this silver hair man has 'bisssss'
>>681466544
Wait! I'm not ready..please look other way Silverkun
>>681466574
Well.....................>.< I gonna wrap my body around you and squeeze r-really hard if you don't stop this instant!
i fell asleep while i was typing my goodnight message last night kek
>>681466898
But, that sounds very nice in actuality. Snuggling you wouldn't be so bad.
>>681466800
Hey you n_n how are you?
>>681466845
Haha well maybe beg for some more and you'll get them next time! and good u_u I like impressing people.
>>681466898
Your hair is very cute! Don't let koko get to you.. they're just teasing you.
>>681466845
Kuma doesn't mind, kuma.
Maybe all of them, kuma.
>>681466802
I heard you ran away cause Raku has feeling for korsaki but you never heard what he said after with Suu.
>>681467036
Nice.
>>681467066
I slept pretty well, but now it's raining really hard and I have to go to work...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXxQyAuqBiI
>>681467036
Get your ass to school
my fingers hurt
claim.
>>681467066
>k is for kink
>dubs
You're good at doing what you like. Lemme see if I can think of something else.
K is for Karma is a bitch.
>>681466898
>>681466898
>not gonna
>>681467241
Heya! How goes it?
>>681466881
>click all squares with street signs
>one sign takes up all squares
>click all squares
>click all squares with pizza
>>681467215
Work isn't fun... Stay here with me instead! :)
>>681467252
Haha I like to think I'm decent at it at this point but hey that's one I don't have :)
So whats been happening
>>681459898
Who is CORTO MALTESE ?
>>681467092
You don't? Does that mean we can turn this thread into a hugbox?
>I guess you don't have Kuma heart pics, can't get my rush yet
>>681467340
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
>>681467241
Hello shrimp.
Internet still shitty, can't even upload pic.
https://youtu.be/Ks9QM946VNk
>tats
>>681467412
Good to know you're still alive Tats.
>Homura
>>681467048
He he I guess so
>>681467066
Maybe. My hair isn't pretty like yours and Silverkun, I should dye it!
>>681467262
p..p..p..PERVERT!
>>681467412
Go to sleep.
>>681467397
Marriage Kuma not good enough, kuma~?
>>681465528
>>681464803
>>681467356
I wish I could...
>>681467602
>>681467602
>>681467602
>>681467545
Marriage Kuma is perfect for that, but you already used those pics :<
The more I get the more I want.
>>681467323
Hey! i am playing lots of osu, naturally wrist really hurts and my fingers are a little blue.
How about you ?
>>681467412
TATS, its the real you, i clicked on that really hoping its the real you, did not dissapoint.
What are ya doing here so early ?
>shreemp
>>681466802
onodera is best grill. chitogge is a fucking gorilla u sick animal lover
>>681465964
assisted sucide is a crime you know...
