Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Kazuki Claimed
Dio-sama...
Claiming the best, as always
Shinoa claimed
>>680514785
Did your toe fall off already?
>>680515158
Aha yea as long as I can get my beef and chicken im fine, to be honest I don't even eat that many fruit... I just love red fruits for some reason.
>>680515305
I will have to resort to pics you posted before... I barely saved pics where Homu wasn't alone, soz.
>Im no expert
So what are you? A pro?
Tenryuu claimed
hentia edition
I'm back.
>>680516026
Can I just go home and change?
>>680516287
>hentia
Is that like a gooby joke of hentai?
>>680516315
Hey Galko!
>>680516228
>So what are you? A pro?
Possibly.
>>680516463(No)
>Homura
Workin' and claimin'.
Rikka around perchance~? <3
>>680516463(you)
>claimed
C.C. Claim
>>680516548
Hello.
>>680516315
Galky! <3
Let's try this again.
>>680516315
Hi Galko anon.
>>680516548
>possibly
That means yes.
>>680515158
Oh definitely. Most were just depressing. Maybe thats why I was goth in high school.
Stocking as per usual, is claimed
>>680516180
Do you now regret making fun of me?!
>>680516569
Tsuyu! How ya doin? <3
Rikka claimed
>>680516737
<3
>>680516834
Hi Duce.
>>680516779((you) again)
>>680516983
Fine then!
>>680516578
Hello Duce!
>>680517124
Doin' good! Just kinda lurking cause at work..
>>680516472
hentia is the official misspelling
And No, not until Kagami get here.
>>680517284
Would it disturb you if someone used you instead of google?
>>680517214
Tats x Syndra is now officially a thing.
https://youtu.be/MQgd5ze4YN4
>>680517214
Moo
>>680517219
How was your day?
>>680517284
Hi
>>680517436
Not really, I'm used to that.
sachi claim
>>680517517
Id watch it
>>680517359
>freezes time
>takes of panties from shield
>puts them on
>goes back to same position
>unfreezes time
But why are you doing this? I used to steal panties because of my fetish and panty swimming pool dreams, you're not getting any of those from this.
>>680517214
Breast friend.
>>680517535
Boring.
>>680517530
It just keeps on getting better
https://youtu.be/jY7cFzQfAJk
>>680517517
I have enough ships already
>>680517517
Not so fast
>>680517219
<3
Did the heavy rain come down to the south? It was about 45-50 min of heavy thunderstorm at 8am up here
Ryuko Matoi claimed.
So, how's everyone's Thursday going?
>>680517911
best girl
>>680517796
I'm the optional side quest.
>>680517885
He gave me a (You) bro. Shit can get you pregnant.
>>680517124
No not really. I slay vampires. I'm calling it a challenge
>>680517911
Yeah, it got bad around noon.
>>680518056
>>680517648
Thats not the answer I expected and it made me happy in a weird way... And no, I didn't consider this for myself, it's all hypotethical!
>>680517349
Yeah I gotcha, where do you work by the way?
>>680517969
Hey Ryuko, I am alright how is your thursday so far?
>>680517969
I am doing fine, how about you?
>>680518192
>nd no, I didn't consider this for myself, it's all hypotethical!
Sure Sure~
>>680517969
Doing fine, how about you?
>>680517969
Not too shabby, yours eh?
>>680518184
I don't know why but that pictures realy makes me want to strangle Kazuki to death.
>>680518151
Lol. My dogs woke me up 2 hours before my alarm clock just to be on my bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bifZS5k3C8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9-DdvKappg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JDMzdRjpJE
interesting.
>>680518516
Please do it
>>680518184
>tfw you're on your phone but you really wanna shop a picture real fast to continue this forced joke
>>680517885
>non-canon
>>680518753
I gotcha
>>680518719
Not acknowledging me now.
It's okay, I know you love me.
https://youtu.be/ZxQM838jTkc
Im done... im so done....
>>680518118
Fine by me, when and where do you want this "challenge" to take place anyways?
>>680518151
And I also hope you're okay
>>680518439
Afk for a while, cheers.
>>680517786
Your lack of regret and callous disregard for others disturb me.
>>680519180
Remember! Suicide is always an option.
>>680519206
How about at your school ground? And bring in your Mjolnir Hammer with you
Best
>>680519180
I'll be Romeo.
Or Juliet... I'm fine both ways.
>>680518867
I'm I cannon yet?
>>680519180
did the ships get you?
You know the drill.
I'm gonna go take a shower, I'll probably nap after.
Bye guys.
>>680519716
The one that will pierce the heavens?
QOTT: whats your favorite color?
Sky blue
>>680519534
What?
You are part of the /waifu/ canon. Clearly.
>>680519823
Bye anon.
>>680519837
Prussian Blue
>>680519716
Inferior bun
>>680519823
Bye bye Galky
Someone was calling for the best
So I have arrived.
>>680519837
I revere the color Purple. My favorite shade would have to be Plum Purple.
>Vigil.
>>680519837
black
>inb4 edge
>>680519837
Light Green.
>>680519823
Goodbye!
>>680519837
Blue's pretty good, maybe some red.
I'm going to sleep...long day and stuff. See you guys later and until then remember: Muslims are the new jews, while jews are jews.
>>680517517
Cool, I almost forgot, you're the one that asked me to make my way to Greece in my crusader kings game right? Because if so I have some good news for you.
>>680517535
Moo.
>>680517794
Booby brother.
>>680519716
Whats up doc?
>>680519823
Bye.
>>680519837
Red I guess.
>>680520303
Goodnight.
>>680520303
Sleep well anon
>>680519528
Sounds good to me! Be prepared to be destroyed!
>>680519837
Mint!
>>680520303
Also remember to not take Musashis dick.
Gute Nacht.
>>680520062
I like black because I enjoy stealth games and I like some black folks too
>>680520541
No, i'm not the type for whole-hearted love...
>>680519866
Speaking of cannons, I haven't saved the latest version of the group photo.
I should probably check the archive for it later.
>>680520393
My land has been liberated? I can truly sleep soundly now.
>>680519837
Green.
>>680520023
Patrician taste.
The range from blue to red is the best overall.
Although it's an established fact purple is the best color either way.
>>680520303
Night
>>680520469
Pic
>>680520811
This is it, I believe. We have had one or two non-canon edits.
>>680520837
Thank you.
>>680520811
Yup, the pope finally got off his ass and called up a crusade for it, it was pretty good timing too because the muslim empire declared their own holy war for Anatolia and there were a bunch of peasant and religious revolts going on in the country at the same time, the tengri empire has fallen and the Tuetonic order now owns Greece.
Was a fucking glorious Crusade too, we had almost ever christian holy order and at least 4 kings including myself along with dozens of dukes and counts. We didn't even need to get 100% war score, dude surrendered when he knew it was way too late to reverse his tides.
>>680519404
>Your lack of regret and callous disregard for others disturb me.
Do I have to remind you of what you did to me?
>anyway
Fine. Im sorry, I won't do it again, is this what you wanted?
>>680521587
>inb4 muh waifu is not there
claim
>>680521587
That's one big hand.
>>680521669
>Do I have to remind you of what you did to me?
You could do that.
>it would be extremely painful
You might have to think carefully about who did what.
And no. You have to understand what you're doing isn't a joke.
If you just steal panties en masse the individual panties lose all their meaning.
>we've taken this far enough to write an anime script
>>680521587
So many people, at least it doesn't have the furfag.
>>680521651
That's good to hear. What game is that anyways? Seems interesting.
NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES
>>680522409
Well, it has a ponyfag
>>680522409
I'm pretty sure I saw a version with the furfag, anyways there is still some mlp so it's crap either way
>>680522486
great, this guy again
.
>>680522818
IM BACK MOTHERFUCKER
>>680518212
My night job is Starbucks.
>tsuyu
I'll be taking my leave now.
Happy 21st of April to the zero of you guys that get it.
>>680523303
Bye tats
>>680522409
Crusader Kings 2, I'm like 90% sure its made by the same people that make the Europa Universales games but I can't remember. Its a grand strategy game though and its complex as fuck at first and the tutorial really doesn't help, so if you want to get into it I recommend watching a tutorial series on youtube.
>>680523303
Bye.
>>680523303
Goodbye!
>>680523426
>
>Kyouko
>>680523303
the fucking booty and thighs are REAL
also have a good one
Obligatory claim.
>>680522028
When in reality it's fairly small.
>>680522853
Hi Vlad
>>680523303
Bye anon
>>680523575
>Crusader Kings 2, I'm like 90% sure its made by the same people that make the Europa Universalis
It is indeed made by the same company, it was made by Paradox Interactive.
>>680523663
Hi Hand-kun, how was your day?
Are they gone?
Is it safe?
Im a newfag to waifu threads
>>680522296
Talking about this here always confuses me because of possible double meanings every now and then so...
>it would be extremely painful
For who? Me, you or both? Wouldn't you enjoy that?
>You might have to think carefully about who did what.
Sure, now that you got me started I got a lot to say, lets continue this on skype, if you want, I also want to ask you something for some days already.
Does that mean I should steal individual panties once in a while? Im not following you.
>we've taken this far enough to write an anime script
Considering the success of Kill la Kill and other shit I am sure we're onto something here.
OP is fag
I'm going to bed. It's night here.
>>680523886
Was good, yours?
>>680524389
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>680519837
Midnight blue, so deep you feel like youre looking in the ocean
>>680524312
>ifunny watermark
>>680524445
>Memegenerator
Hai am back
>>680524493
It was okay, thanks for asking.
>>680524821
Hi Anon.
>>680523615
Know what happens next?
>>680524275
I need help
I accidently 87MB of .rar files on computer
Wat do?
Is it safe? Are the lewdposters gone?
>>680524904
She kills herself after being dishonored?
>>680524244
I'm still here.
>tats
>>680524904
>
>>680524821
Hi there!
>Kyouko
>>680524496
Reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/y7y92XOW1PY
>>680524821
Welcome back
>>680525067
Explaining your problem better would be a good first step.
>Homura
>replying to bait since always
>>680525181
A hard well learned lesson, yes?
>>680525145
It's safe, we're in no lewd zone.
>>680524244
You wish
>>680525145
Ey dio im bored
Also
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wJJVMyV-odU
>>680525160
>>680525350
Bully
>>680525325
not even 0.1lewd?
>>680525494
I have much more for you.
>>680525123
I think so
>>680525145
Mubers
>>680525650
Haha fuck I was wrong
>>680525475
That is a great anime, 10/10
>>680525650
Goddamn it.
>>680525765
Disorder.
>>680525654
gon stream
This is the only good sorta lewd I have for Vigil.
>>680525475
Hai, funny vid but I've already seen it.
Go to sleep Tat, its 1am and you have work tomorrow
>>680525892
WHY?
>>680525899
It's okay dio. I forgive you
>>680526170
You damn dirty dog.
Fine then.
>>680525892
>>680526190
I mean, at least take someone hot if you're going to post lewd.
>>680526170
Shouldn't you be sleeping too?
>>680525225
It was a sorry
Knock Knock.
>>680526530
>>680526530
>>680526530
>>680526046
What about the accidental dick?
I remember that.
-U-511
