Waifu claiming thread.
Upside down blowjobs Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>always be sure to be clean
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
HOLY SHIT, WHAT KINDA STAND POWER IS THAT?
THIS ISN'T THE PICTURE I POSTED
i don't have anything tomorrow.
But you do, go to sleep.
Yeah, there is that. But it isn't just Izuru in the picture. I should have specified
I went to the nearest s/fur thread, and this is what I found
4chan dares defy Dio-sama...
By the way I'm not the third poster
Here's a neat question. What's your favorite kind of cheese?
Also fuck captcha
>upside down blowjobs edition
Not gonna lie. Was going to ask that in my QOTT but you beat me to it so feta or applewood smoked bacon gouda cheese
Thanks anon lol
Feta is pretty good in my books.
Wat did the cheddar say to tje swiss?
Its Gouda to see you!
I have no other choices but to go for cheddar curds.
What the fuck man
Wait, like in this thread? Cause if so, hats a pretty insane coincidence.
Yes this thread. I wat eating some feta cheese and watching some jojo when I thought, "I'm eating cheese, how many people in thread have a favorite cheese?"
Whichever comes in the pizza I buy
For some reason i read that as futa
That's pretty crazy. I was thinking back to some cheese classes I took when I was younger.
Kek I went back and see it that way
There's classes for cheese?
Yeah, it was actually pretty rad. It was taught by a cheesemonger who would have different cheeses and you'd try them as he talked about how and where they were made, various attributes of the cheeses, and what each would pair well with.
<3 I'm happy to to see you.
>to to see you.
So happy I began to to stutter.
Stolen Valor is funny
Hi Kagami! You missed the lewdstorm earlier.
Furthering my Maka cosplay in Dark Souls 3, waiting to go pick up the bf from work. You?
Yeah, I'm playing dank souls 3 right now
Do you want to talk about anything?
Or do we have more important things to do?
heya!!! how are you???
hey you, how's my favorite purple eyed girl doing??
hello tzuzu!!! how's your day going???>>680531158
it really is lol, i love watching videos of it, just to see what they say lol
i did?!? shoot....who was lewding??
>who was lewding??
>how's my favorite purple eyed girl doing??
Red fruits are getting in season and I found strawberries and raspberries. Day was ok. What about you?
Great, I think, but time flies.
I hope your day also went well.
i can't believe i missed the great lewdening.....sounds yummy, did you pick any today???
it was...okay, i had to stay late at work, so that always sucks...you got any plans for the weekends???
Watching jojo after classes. Show is super dramatic on just about everything I love it
Can't post a vid of this guy on fb cause 4chan think it's spam but it's fucking great
I don't know what to talk about.
Also, Hamakaze ambush.
>i can't believe i missed the great lewdening
It's not like that is such a bad thing, you have your books.
>but seriously lewds for no reason are annoying, if you wanted to see those you could use google
And yea I can say I don't eat as many fruits as I should, but im crazy for red fruits.
Mostly more of the same, although I might go see a local concert on sunday. Not too thrilled about it but I have to act like a human being occasionally to not make people suspicious.
It's just an offer. How are you feeling?
same here....i wish wild ones grew were i lived....so do you have any weekend plans homu???
sounds fun!! who's playing??
well isn't this thread great
Not yet and probably won't do anything exciting other than the usual going to the coffee shop and then to some friends house to play vydia / watch stuff / burn flowers for some hours.
What about you?
im fine....ready to start my weekend already....you got anything going on??
Just a cover band and DJ playing music or whatever.
I threw the flyer away actually, but since two of my friends insist on going I might as well.
>and ruin their fun
mmm, not much homu, just what im doing right now, i got my new bass! so that's a plus lol,
awwww, well i hope you have some fun tzuzu....im not really into dj's lol
What a stereotypical conversation...
Naturally I am fine, as well.
Although I don't have to lie in this case!
Take that, patriarchy.
Don't mind me scheduling some things..
What you're doing right now is fun and I will keep you company for as long as I can!
New bass? Awesome, is it any good? I didn't even know you played.
Just playing some games at the moment, the usual boring stuff.
>i got my new bass!
Hope you have fun with that!
>Although I don't have to lie in this case
Most of the time I'm lying when I say that
only when you're here....i appreciate it homu, mmm it's a stingray it's pretty great!
At minimum I'll get really high.
>Most of the time I'm lying when I say that
Literally every human being ever.
But I'm happy when I have Yuu <3
>At minimum I'll get really high
You certainly have the garden...
well...i guess that's a plus..i really do hope it's not bad lol
True, but I don't use a lot of flowers normally.
It almost certainly will be bad, but I can have fun that isn't the music.
>Literally every human being ever.
This is fine.
>At minimum I'll get really high.
Thats a decent minimum.
Meh don't say that, there's plenty of awesome people here and I must be one of the most awkward and annoying ones here.
You will have to be careful with that form, I might not remember its you.
im sorry but shinoa anon got me into this lol
Claiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimed and I have returned from my adventures
lol....i know, i do like a lot of people here, even better than my friends from work lol, and ill be careful, just don't sit on me please....
>True, but I don't use a lot of flowers normally
You have weed in the garden is what I meant.
>You have weed in the garden is what I meant.
This is true in both ways, although right now I have little of either kind.
>even better than my friends from work lol
Doesn't really surprise me, but here everyone just hugboxes and discusses a lil bit of everything, if you were to work with people from here you would probably start to see more negative aspects to them.
Ellowas does the best facial expressions.
What about your jars, do you have only a little in there too?
I see your experience isn't limited to kancolle.
I have zero regrets.
It's not a dog fucking some hoe.
mmmm maybe you're right, but i feel like everyone undertands me a little bit more....
Whenever I see the thumbnail of that picture, I always think there are purple tentacles coming out from under her skirt
>What about your jars, do you have only a little in there too?
No, that's why I don't really have either kind of weed plant.
If they were closer to empty I would have to do something about it.
All this talk about herbs.. I've gotta look into something..
Maybe you're also more open with everyone here, personally I can say I am, nobody knows my face and I couldn't care less about what anyone thinks of me here.
>Im actually lying here as there is a single exception that I can't avoid even if I want
Very well, since you said people already used you as "google" for that im actually curious who is the most "searched for" character.
I think you're seeing too much hentai Dio-sama.
My adventures to the mall to get a hat
Over is always bad, sounds like an aeroplane or something.
Under is much better, like Yuu. <3
i bet you look beautiful, anyways, you seem like a great person homu, i would be glad to meet you
And I didn't know Kagami-cham was so pretty.
Just a beanie that ive been feeling like getting its like a light blue color
Kagami so such sexy legs for someone so cute!