Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLTpKs2ylP4
Hopefully things don't get too lewd
>>680504735
I should have one somewhere.
>>680504317
And yeah, you can touch the thing again.
>especially consideirng what I have seen
I'll give you a proper hug this time...
>>680504974
Well.. some a really bad, I don't want to mention it, although I found a few cute ones as well with boats I like, problem is they are DD, too.
I wonder if there even is any *normal* KanColle porn.
>>680505354
Mostly stuff on nhentai.net
Gonna take the less lewd one
Tenryuu claimed
>>680505781
[This let the Tenryuu puke]
>>680505659
>he says as he posts that
(^:
>>680505654
>>680505354
No, you've only posted a few of their songs but it was enough to make me want to listen to the rest of their stuff.
>>680505492
>>680505577
>>680505691
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Stocking claimed
Is this the 3x edition?
>>680505659
>jumps into a volcano
>'man i really hope i don't get burned'
>>680505781
That depends on what you consider normal, I've seen it all man you've gotta give me more to go on.
>>680505946
Pretty much every picture of Kurumi is lewd
>at least it's not straight up porn
see >>680506137
>>680506142
I did say too lewd
>>680505932
Trust me, it's still better than telling you what I have seen.
Oh boy more waifu threads
>>680506277
Pfff....ich kann sowas ab, ich bitte dich. Und nun bitte im Detail.
sachi claim
>>680506187
I guess normal means it still has to be kinda cute.
And they are not being cute with the little DDs most of the time......
>or anybody for the matter
egg
Will things get lewd?
C.C. Claim
>>680506583
So very vanilla no fetishes? There's plenty of that out there.
>>680506613
yolk
>>680506630
hopefully no
>>680506636
Hello cc v2
I'm bored.
Average kuudere claimed.
>>680507074
Thats how life is, and then you die.
The Empire's strongest claim.
I love my waifu
>>680506583
When i see H-doujins involving Musashi and a DD i just ask myself:
Why does Musashi always has a dick which is so long that she could literally kill the DD with it?
>>680507260
Someone's feeling inadequate
>>680506809
(You)
(You)(You)
(You)(You)(You)
(You)(You)(You)(You)
(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)
(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)
(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)
(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)
>>680506906
Hey Syndra
>>680506473
I'm not very comfortable with it for some reason.
People will think I was looking for it on purpose...
I was just browsing KanColle things in general.
And now I'm traumatized for life.
>>680507260
>Why does Musashi always has a dick which is so long that she could literally kill the DD with it?
I.. Ten.. don't make my condition worse please.
>>680506889
I must have ended up on the wrong site..
>>680507426
>>680507179
Homu!
>>680506809
(you)
>>680507260
Because Japan has shittaste, I'm sure you've seen that artist that draws futa/male Tenryuu a bunch by now.
>>680507459
Where were you searching? exhentai?
My waifu is my laifu
>>680507179
That's why we get high, cause you never know when you're gonna go
Not sure if Dark Souls 3 is just easier or if people hyped up the difficulty of the series too much
>>680507459
>I.. Ten.. don't make my condition worse please.
I could post it tho...or do you have Telegram?
>>680507650
>I'm sure you've seen that artist that draws futa/male Tenryuu a bunch by now.
Stahp it
>>680507646
H-Hi Kyouko, are you trying to hug me or steal my lollipop?
>>680507650
nhentai
Basically I was using Google but I ended up there multiple times.
>>680507646
>>680507817
We're both online on Steam, but I honestly don't want to see it.
>>680507426
How are you doing today?
>>680507742
This one gets it
>>680507756
>cause you never know when you're gonna go
If a doctor ever tells me im going to day soon or for whatever reason I know I will, thats when I will try some hard drugs.
>>680508123
>day
Kill me now.
>>680508053
I know that you want to see it....DW, it's just 1 panel
And no one dies there
>>680507817
You're welcome for being reminded.
>>680507859
That's pretty much like exhentai too, I use it along with a few others but yeah there's some weird shit out there, just gotta get desensitized to it.
>>680507783
(You)
>>680507576
It's just more fair than DS2, and actually has good enemy positioning imo. That being said, I do think a lot of good items are rather easy to obtain, even early on, which makes it a tad bit easier, but I'm glad about the difficulty
>>680508063
I'm doing fine! I'm trying to study, but it's... boring, as always. How about you?
Obligatory claim.
>>680507831
I'm fine with just hugs!
>>680506809
shut up and take my (you)
>>680507742
pretty good waifu to be honest
>>680508348
Im doing alright, finished everything i needed to do and now im getting ready to play something
>>680508403
Hey handmaster
>>680508348
Yeah, I noticed the knight starts with a weapon and armor that is top tier for a large chunk of the game
>>680508403
hey hand, how are you?
>>680508435
Oh good, because I have an unlimited supply of hugs for you.
How was your day?
>>680508348
you switched the posts baka
>>680508264
The reason I kept reading is because some are pretty funny.
I mean, KanColle basically already is a harem game of sorts, so they can twist it a little easily.
>>680508211
If you insist I'll look at it...
>>680508123
dindu nuffin
>>680508721
Stop lying, you were enjoying it.
>post Hatsuzuki_238 for me now
>>680505659
>>680505781
>>680507074
>>680507179
>>680507260
>>680508685
damn these fine legs!
>claiming yume
>>680508403
>>680508721
True.
>>680508691
Pretty chill, how about yours?
>>680508896
>Tenryuu
>legs
It's not about the legs mang
Came back and see something less lewd. How the fuck did it happen?
>>680508063
Thanks for realising it fam
>>680508896
Pervert
>>680509141
See something about less lewd*
>>680508685
Heyo, Teamaster. Day go well??
>>680508688
Doing good, thanks for asking. You?
>>680508927
>pets
Up to much?
>>680508857
You smart, you a genius.
>>680508978
Was decent too but I still procrastinate harder than I should and gonna need to study later because of that.
Getting pissed of at Kisaragi because I like her and don't want to leave her out of the main fleet but she pretty much dies in 1 hit.
>>680508667
Indeed, got tons more of where that came from.
>>680508823
That's exactly what I needed to see right now.
>>680508878
238? ... do you want to slighten the meaning of the picture?
It has to be earned in some manner.
>>680508685
What are you planning to play?
>>680508698
Just realized. As I said, I'm studying, so I didn't pay attention to the post numbers... damn
(You)
>>680508688
Not just that, most enemies drop their weapons within a couple kills, either that, or I'm lucky (even tho I have 7 points on luck lol). Got a Darksword on my first Darkwraith, for example (favourite weapon from DS1 btw, so I'm using it), and lots of other good loot as well
>>680508403
Hello, hand-kun!
>>680509324
You're ignoring the meaning of it everytime you post it to someone else who isn't me.
>>680508896
Kurumi's legs are top tier
>>680509236
pretty good
mostly because I have two days off
>>680509377
The Dark Sword is pretty great
I have a high ranked Lothric Sword because I like the "stance" skill
Claimed and back from the book store
>>680509236
Nope, just sitting here.
>>680509259
Poor Kisaragi.
Reminds me of her sinking line:
"Please don't forget... about Kisaragi..."
Kisaragi and Mutsuki are good for expeditions since they have low consumption!
>>680509236
Yep, everything went without a problem
Even got tomorrow off, this means i will probuably be here the whole night.
>>680509377
Not sure.
Im tinking of playing some Hotline miami 2 or World of warships.
>>680509101
i still like them
>>680509222
>checked
you don't seem to be troubled by it
>>680509583
they are great!
Red fruits are finally getting in season, I bought strawberries and raspberries!
>>680509725
That must be painful to hear, I will make sure to never go through it. And good to know she is good for expeditions, I should move her into 2nd fleet then or whatever.
>>680509377
Hey there, buddy. How you doing?
>>680509583
Glad to hear it, man. Two days? Nice, hope they're relaxing.
Up to much right now?
>>680509626
Welcome back, friendo.
>>680509788
Nice, that's good to hear. Hope you're feeling better. Tomorrow off? Awesome, hope you have a good time relaxing and such.
>>680509259
Make her an Expedition regular.
>>680509725
Pretty much. I have all my lovely DDs running expedition.
tbqh fam who cares about the consumption.
Just matters they are cute.
>>680509576
>for you
>>680509626
Find anything about black magic or more information about how to control your tyrant's eye?
>>680510184
Yeah you should do that! Be sure to keep her, she's cute!
>>680510239
Oh yeah obviously, I'm one that doesn't really care about stats as long as I like the ship. Cuteness>Stats
>>680510239
Stop denying it.
>>680510446
Kancolle overall doesn't seem to be very competitive or fun to "try hard", im sure there are people out there who only see stats but I can't imagine who they are.
>>680509929
i posted the wrong pic.
This is what it was supposed to be
>>680510205
Anything interesting going on?
>>680509626
get anything interesting?
>>680510184
I wish I lived somewhere with fresh fruits,
only thing that grows here are apples and blackberries
>>680510205
I'm playing Dark Souls, listening to music, and participating in this thread
>>680509583
>mfw I used to claim Kurumi for them legs
I use it mostly cuz I wanted to go for a Kirito-like look. Dunno why, I just wanted to. Also cuz I didn't even have to farm it. Also, cuz DS1 nostalgia.
Lothric Sword is damn cool
>>680509788
Do some Hotline Miami!
>>680510205
I'm doing fine for the time being. How about you?
Also, who do you want me to snipe?
Only one lady for me
>>680510601
ok
What are you listening to?
https://youtu.be/4_nWRVCNwg4
>>680510647
Really? Where do you live?
Both those fruits are pretty good and can be juicy but damn... you're missing on a lot.
>>680510287
hahaha youre funny no I did not, I can already control my eye for your information!
>>680510647
I got the fifth Scott Pilgrim book, hardcover and full color, not interesting but I really love it.
Question for everyone, what was the last book you read to completion?
>>680510584
Well let me tell you about that, I've been a moderator for almost 2 years on one of the biggest KC related english forums, and yes, there's plenty of that.
And usually they're the annoying ones aswell.
>>680510601
Nah, just sitting down right now. Just ate a bagel.
>Obligatory oy vey
>>680510803
Glad to hear it, man. I'm doing alright, thanks for asking.
>snipe
I-I have no quarrels with anyone, I'm good.
>>680511097
forgot pic
>>680509141
Ok no explanation on the less lewd thing or a hello. Fuck yall lol
>>680511097
Mmhmm if you could control your eye, why the eyepatch? To hide the power?
>>680510446
I'm glad we're on the same page.
Unfortunately I don't really have the luxury to be very picky yet, so I have to go with works best to advance; ignoring the fact I don't have the right girls yet of the heavier classes...
>>680510584
You're denying it to yourself.
>I'm beginning to think you're taking this-is-fine.jpg too literally
Yoda best waifu
Jeez, You guys wouldn't know a good waifu if it came down your throat
>>680510803
I don't want to lose another mug
>>680510933
You are still a pervert
>>680511017
Here we go again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUc3nJHFmxY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-x4Udkegk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU5xxh5UX4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbg8Nw2ogpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaxEhsJPv0g
Choose your poison.
>>680511152
That sounds delicious.
Got any plans for today?
Anime pleb here, what are some animes that I would like that aren't too "weeby" and actually have a coherent plot?
I've only watched shit like dragonball z, one punch man, ghost in the shell, cowboy bebop
>>680510803
I'm building a Paladin so I want anything that looks fitting
>>680511021
I live near the Appalachian mountains
It's too cold for most things to grow well here
>>680511097
It was "Five People you meet in Heaven"
>>680511741
alright I just leave for today
>>680511132
Try hards are annoying as fuck when it comes to discussions, can confirm, am a tryhard myself on wotlk pvp.
Didn't know you're a forum mod too, so we picked same anime and also share a "volunteer job".
>>680511441
I couldn't accept it yet, but this is fine.
>this is not fine
Ruri claimed.
>>680511352
Hey you're exactly right, if I were to have my power showing everyone would know and try to destroy me!
Claimed
>>680511017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBsWBeWX4-M
>>680511796
darker than black?
>>680511741
You listen to too many soundtracks.
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>680511441
Great news: I found the whole doujin. It's worse than expected.
>>680512112
I'll check it out
>>680512123
Link?
>>680512123
Send link.
>>680512091
ayyy
>>680512027
So I'm getting your panties or wat?
>>680512123
Guess who is not surprised.
>I predict this will come back to haunt me
>then again I'm on 4chan
>>680512091
Bento, dat u?
Dio-sama...
>>680512012
And please don't come back
>>680512091
Hey Bento
(or other Benito anon)
>>680512121
Want more?
>>680512123
Gib
>>680512081
Make them cower in fear if your power is so mighty
>>680512359
>>680512430
http://kancolle-ero.blog.jp/lite/article/16305058/image/40609322
Should work. Can't read moonrune tho.
>>680512467
I started watching jojo recently and at the beginning of episode 4. When will I begin to love/hate dio? Cause I hate him for what he did to Erina
>>680511862
Thats too bad, even if I like the cold and the zone itself sounds cool to live in. But is it hard to find imported fruits or something?
>>680512121
Soundtracks are cool.
>>680511862
What is this ninth grade english?
Good book though
>>680511097
After the Music Stops, all about the housing bubble that popped a few years back
>>680512091
Aye Marshall
>>680512123
Link?
>>680512012
See Yu-me
>>680512467
Hello Dio
>>680512673
>not clicking dat shit nigga
New game, new waifu
>>680512027
I mean, I'm a tryhard aswell in a lot of cases, but I tend to keep my tryhard attitude to myself cause I know how annoying it can be.
>Didn't know you're a forum mod too, so we picked same anime and also share a "volunteer job".
Wew, that's cool!
>>680512060
>>680512467
Hi there! How's it going?
>>680512091
Praise the Duce
>>680512470
I've got my own little handy dandy playlist that I'm listening to right now, but sure why not?
>>680512673
I'll keep that.
For educational purposes of course.
>>680512459
What is that all it takes? Its a bit weird giving it to you here with everyone watching but I don't care for you.
>shoves panties inside your mouth
All yours.
>>680512673
>literally dies
>>680512474
FINE THEN you shall be the first victim of my eye, now bow to me you witch!
>>680512806
Totally should click that shit nigga~
>>680512925
>educational
Mhm
>>680511152
I was asking for anyone in general, but seems it didn't get spaced out from the reply.
So, how did the hand claiming thing come to be?
>>680511017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0b5wBhvtwo
>>680512892
I can't help it, I like to teach and share knowleadge and at same time I have to admit I can be very egocentric.
>Wew, that's cool!
What isn't cool about us?
>>680512679
Well I kinda like his encounter in episode 5, where he creates a dank jojoke, but it's possible that you'll begin to like him more in Part 3
>>680512806
>>680512892
Hai, gr8
>>680512953
this-is-fine.jpg
And no putting on new ones until Kagami gets here.
>>680512673
I remember that one.
http://exhentai.org/g/786965/6d7e4bc513/
English if you can into sadpanda, but I assume most people on here can.
It's pretty funny. There's also other ones from the same artist with different ships.
>>680513423
I know right?
>>680512727
We have all you stadard fruits and stuff, nothing too exotic
>>680512728
yeah, I liked the book, one of the few in school I actually read
>>680512673
Thanks Japan.
I am worn and weary
This attempt is likely to fail
But ye never know
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>680512673
That's my fetish
(not)
>>680512925
i don't have an online playlist set up, this might be a problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiUYFZXy_zc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8EUBMp8Aqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cJYDvFC__8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF2UauLtZag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1dsO2t7_Q4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2A3x6_u9N4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvFLycfVjKM
First 8 songs that shoved up in my playlist mix
>>680513540
Whatever that pleases you... but please don't let anyone come near, I feel so unprotected.
>>680513991
And know you rogues know
>>680513991
indeed a fail but a good try
>>680514022
dubs confirm it is
>>680513991
Getting closer
How are ya doing today?
>>680514069
now*
I can't spell today
>>680513173
!!!! It's real!
>>680513510
Can't wait then. Poor danny
>>680513991
You really need to be in the eu's pic for being really persistent. Keep up the awesome work dude
>>680514039
Are you whining? You kept doing this to people constantly, possibly across multiple timelines.
You're getting off the hook incredibly lightly here.
>>680513729
I know right? In between To Kill a Mockingbird, Catcher in the Rye, and The Scarlet Letter, that Heaven was a god send.
Pun intended
>>680513708
>keeping the KyoHomu train going even if I don't have many pictures of both
And err... thy for the kancolle r34 knowleadge, I see you are an expert in it too.
>>680513991
So close bro.
>>680513729
Aight that makes more sense to me.
>>680514205
Better than most of my recent attempts anyway
>>680514209
I'm doing grand, just tired from studying for an exam on the morrow.
How are ye holding up?
>>680514391
eu's pic?
Also will do
I won't let you down anon
>>680514684
there were so many boring books we had to read
pretty sure nobody even read half of them
>>680514756
At least I can go to the butcher nearby to get high quality meat, that's always nice
Night job boring.
Only 30 minutes in
>>680514756
Neverending KyoHomu!
>And err... thy for the kancolle r34 knowleadge, I see you are an expert in it too.
I-I'm no expert!
>>680514785
go away mugi
>>680514811
Almost completely over my sickness,just nose being annoying now.
>>680514682
>You kept doing this to people constantly, possibly across multiple timelines.
Im done, this made me chuckle whole heartedly.
I... I never thought about that. But what if Kagami never comes?
>>680514391
You seem surprised of course its real!
>>680515342
Good to hear
Seems you've been sick for ages at this stage
>>680515635
It was only maybe a bit over a week
Not a that much considering my other times
{tea}
>>680515346
>But what if Kagami never comes?
Then that would be terrible, but not because of your panties.
- tsuzu
>>680514811
A dude that makes the waifu pics altogether. You deserve a spot there
>>680515360
Fuck!
>shinoa bro
