Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Hopefully things don't get too lewd
I should have one somewhere.
And yeah, you can touch the thing again.
>especially consideirng what I have seen
I'll give you a proper hug this time...
Well.. some a really bad, I don't want to mention it, although I found a few cute ones as well with boats I like, problem is they are DD, too.
I wonder if there even is any *normal* KanColle porn.
Mostly stuff on nhentai.net
[This let the Tenryuu puke]
No, you've only posted a few of their songs but it was enough to make me want to listen to the rest of their stuff.
That depends on what you consider normal, I've seen it all man you've gotta give me more to go on.
Pretty much every picture of Kurumi is lewd
>at least it's not straight up porn
I did say too lewd
Trust me, it's still better than telling you what I have seen.
Pfff....ich kann sowas ab, ich bitte dich. Und nun bitte im Detail.
I guess normal means it still has to be kinda cute.
And they are not being cute with the little DDs most of the time......
>or anybody for the matter
So very vanilla no fetishes? There's plenty of that out there.
Hello cc v2
Average kuudere claimed.
Thats how life is, and then you die.
I love my waifu
When i see H-doujins involving Musashi and a DD i just ask myself:
Why does Musashi always has a dick which is so long that she could literally kill the DD with it?
I'm not very comfortable with it for some reason.
People will think I was looking for it on purpose...
I was just browsing KanColle things in general.
And now I'm traumatized for life.
>Why does Musashi always has a dick which is so long that she could literally kill the DD with it?
I.. Ten.. don't make my condition worse please.
I must have ended up on the wrong site..
Because Japan has shittaste, I'm sure you've seen that artist that draws futa/male Tenryuu a bunch by now.
Where were you searching? exhentai?
That's why we get high, cause you never know when you're gonna go
Not sure if Dark Souls 3 is just easier or if people hyped up the difficulty of the series too much
>I.. Ten.. don't make my condition worse please.
I could post it tho...or do you have Telegram?
>I'm sure you've seen that artist that draws futa/male Tenryuu a bunch by now.
H-Hi Kyouko, are you trying to hug me or steal my lollipop?
Basically I was using Google but I ended up there multiple times.
We're both online on Steam, but I honestly don't want to see it.
How are you doing today?
This one gets it
>cause you never know when you're gonna go
If a doctor ever tells me im going to day soon or for whatever reason I know I will, thats when I will try some hard drugs.
I know that you want to see it....DW, it's just 1 panel
And no one dies there
You're welcome for being reminded.
That's pretty much like exhentai too, I use it along with a few others but yeah there's some weird shit out there, just gotta get desensitized to it.
It's just more fair than DS2, and actually has good enemy positioning imo. That being said, I do think a lot of good items are rather easy to obtain, even early on, which makes it a tad bit easier, but I'm glad about the difficulty
I'm doing fine! I'm trying to study, but it's... boring, as always. How about you?
shut up and take my (you)
pretty good waifu to be honest
Im doing alright, finished everything i needed to do and now im getting ready to play something
Yeah, I noticed the knight starts with a weapon and armor that is top tier for a large chunk of the game
hey hand, how are you?
Oh good, because I have an unlimited supply of hugs for you.
How was your day?
The reason I kept reading is because some are pretty funny.
I mean, KanColle basically already is a harem game of sorts, so they can twist it a little easily.
If you insist I'll look at it...
Stop lying, you were enjoying it.
>post Hatsuzuki_238 for me now
damn these fine legs!
It's not about the legs mang
Came back and see something less lewd. How the fuck did it happen?
Heyo, Teamaster. Day go well??
Doing good, thanks for asking. You?
Up to much?
You smart, you a genius.
Was decent too but I still procrastinate harder than I should and gonna need to study later because of that.
Getting pissed of at Kisaragi because I like her and don't want to leave her out of the main fleet but she pretty much dies in 1 hit.
That's exactly what I needed to see right now.
238? ... do you want to slighten the meaning of the picture?
It has to be earned in some manner.
What are you planning to play?
Just realized. As I said, I'm studying, so I didn't pay attention to the post numbers... damn
Not just that, most enemies drop their weapons within a couple kills, either that, or I'm lucky (even tho I have 7 points on luck lol). Got a Darksword on my first Darkwraith, for example (favourite weapon from DS1 btw, so I'm using it), and lots of other good loot as well
You're ignoring the meaning of it everytime you post it to someone else who isn't me.
Kurumi's legs are top tier
mostly because I have two days off
The Dark Sword is pretty great
I have a high ranked Lothric Sword because I like the "stance" skill
Claimed and back from the book store
Reminds me of her sinking line:
"Please don't forget... about Kisaragi..."
Kisaragi and Mutsuki are good for expeditions since they have low consumption!
Yep, everything went without a problem
Even got tomorrow off, this means i will probuably be here the whole night.
Im tinking of playing some Hotline miami 2 or World of warships.
i still like them
you don't seem to be troubled by it
they are great!
Red fruits are finally getting in season, I bought strawberries and raspberries!
That must be painful to hear, I will make sure to never go through it. And good to know she is good for expeditions, I should move her into 2nd fleet then or whatever.
Hey there, buddy. How you doing?
Glad to hear it, man. Two days? Nice, hope they're relaxing.
Up to much right now?
Welcome back, friendo.
Nice, that's good to hear. Hope you're feeling better. Tomorrow off? Awesome, hope you have a good time relaxing and such.
Make her an Expedition regular.
Pretty much. I have all my lovely DDs running expedition.
tbqh fam who cares about the consumption.
Just matters they are cute.
Find anything about black magic or more information about how to control your tyrant's eye?
Yeah you should do that! Be sure to keep her, she's cute!
Oh yeah obviously, I'm one that doesn't really care about stats as long as I like the ship. Cuteness>Stats
Stop denying it.
Kancolle overall doesn't seem to be very competitive or fun to "try hard", im sure there are people out there who only see stats but I can't imagine who they are.
i posted the wrong pic.
This is what it was supposed to be
Anything interesting going on?
get anything interesting?
I wish I lived somewhere with fresh fruits,
only thing that grows here are apples and blackberries
I'm playing Dark Souls, listening to music, and participating in this thread
>mfw I used to claim Kurumi for them legs
I use it mostly cuz I wanted to go for a Kirito-like look. Dunno why, I just wanted to. Also cuz I didn't even have to farm it. Also, cuz DS1 nostalgia.
Lothric Sword is damn cool
Do some Hotline Miami!
I'm doing fine for the time being. How about you?
Also, who do you want me to snipe?
What are you listening to?
Really? Where do you live?
Both those fruits are pretty good and can be juicy but damn... you're missing on a lot.
hahaha youre funny no I did not, I can already control my eye for your information!
I got the fifth Scott Pilgrim book, hardcover and full color, not interesting but I really love it.
Question for everyone, what was the last book you read to completion?
Well let me tell you about that, I've been a moderator for almost 2 years on one of the biggest KC related english forums, and yes, there's plenty of that.
And usually they're the annoying ones aswell.
Nah, just sitting down right now. Just ate a bagel.
>Obligatory oy vey
Glad to hear it, man. I'm doing alright, thanks for asking.
I-I have no quarrels with anyone, I'm good.
Ok no explanation on the less lewd thing or a hello. Fuck yall lol
Mmhmm if you could control your eye, why the eyepatch? To hide the power?
I'm glad we're on the same page.
Unfortunately I don't really have the luxury to be very picky yet, so I have to go with works best to advance; ignoring the fact I don't have the right girls yet of the heavier classes...
You're denying it to yourself.
>I'm beginning to think you're taking this-is-fine.jpg too literally
Yoda best waifu
Jeez, You guys wouldn't know a good waifu if it came down your throat
I don't want to lose another mug
You are still a pervert
Here we go again
Choose your poison.
That sounds delicious.
Got any plans for today?
Anime pleb here, what are some animes that I would like that aren't too "weeby" and actually have a coherent plot?
I've only watched shit like dragonball z, one punch man, ghost in the shell, cowboy bebop
I'm building a Paladin so I want anything that looks fitting
I live near the Appalachian mountains
It's too cold for most things to grow well here
It was "Five People you meet in Heaven"
Try hards are annoying as fuck when it comes to discussions, can confirm, am a tryhard myself on wotlk pvp.
Didn't know you're a forum mod too, so we picked same anime and also share a "volunteer job".
I couldn't accept it yet, but this is fine.
>this is not fine
Hey you're exactly right, if I were to have my power showing everyone would know and try to destroy me!
You listen to too many soundtracks.
Great news: I found the whole doujin. It's worse than expected.
So I'm getting your panties or wat?
Guess who is not surprised.
>I predict this will come back to haunt me
>then again I'm on 4chan
Bento, dat u?
And please don't come back
(or other Benito anon)
Make them cower in fear if your power is so mighty
Should work. Can't read moonrune tho.
I started watching jojo recently and at the beginning of episode 4. When will I begin to love/hate dio? Cause I hate him for what he did to Erina
Thats too bad, even if I like the cold and the zone itself sounds cool to live in. But is it hard to find imported fruits or something?
Soundtracks are cool.
What is this ninth grade english?
Good book though
After the Music Stops, all about the housing bubble that popped a few years back
>not clicking dat shit nigga
I mean, I'm a tryhard aswell in a lot of cases, but I tend to keep my tryhard attitude to myself cause I know how annoying it can be.
>Didn't know you're a forum mod too, so we picked same anime and also share a "volunteer job".
Wew, that's cool!
Hi there! How's it going?
Praise the Duce
I've got my own little handy dandy playlist that I'm listening to right now, but sure why not?
I'll keep that.
For educational purposes of course.
What is that all it takes? Its a bit weird giving it to you here with everyone watching but I don't care for you.
>shoves panties inside your mouth
FINE THEN you shall be the first victim of my eye, now bow to me you witch!
Totally should click that shit nigga~
I was asking for anyone in general, but seems it didn't get spaced out from the reply.
So, how did the hand claiming thing come to be?
I can't help it, I like to teach and share knowleadge and at same time I have to admit I can be very egocentric.
>Wew, that's cool!
What isn't cool about us?
Well I kinda like his encounter in episode 5, where he creates a dank jojoke, but it's possible that you'll begin to like him more in Part 3
And no putting on new ones until Kagami gets here.
I remember that one.
English if you can into sadpanda, but I assume most people on here can.
It's pretty funny. There's also other ones from the same artist with different ships.
I know right?
We have all you stadard fruits and stuff, nothing too exotic
yeah, I liked the book, one of the few in school I actually read
I am worn and weary
This attempt is likely to fail
But ye never know
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
That's my fetish
i don't have an online playlist set up, this might be a problem
First 8 songs that shoved up in my playlist mix
Whatever that pleases you... but please don't let anyone come near, I feel so unprotected.
indeed a fail but a good try
dubs confirm it is
How are ya doing today?
!!!! It's real!
Can't wait then. Poor danny
You really need to be in the eu's pic for being really persistent. Keep up the awesome work dude
Are you whining? You kept doing this to people constantly, possibly across multiple timelines.
You're getting off the hook incredibly lightly here.
I know right? In between To Kill a Mockingbird, Catcher in the Rye, and The Scarlet Letter, that Heaven was a god send.
>keeping the KyoHomu train going even if I don't have many pictures of both
And err... thy for the kancolle r34 knowleadge, I see you are an expert in it too.
So close bro.
Aight that makes more sense to me.
Better than most of my recent attempts anyway
I'm doing grand, just tired from studying for an exam on the morrow.
How are ye holding up?
Also will do
I won't let you down anon
there were so many boring books we had to read
pretty sure nobody even read half of them
At least I can go to the butcher nearby to get high quality meat, that's always nice
>And err... thy for the kancolle r34 knowleadge, I see you are an expert in it too.
I-I'm no expert!
go away mugi
Almost completely over my sickness,just nose being annoying now.
>You kept doing this to people constantly, possibly across multiple timelines.
Im done, this made me chuckle whole heartedly.
I... I never thought about that. But what if Kagami never comes?
You seem surprised of course its real!