Waifu claiming thread. >ＥＵＰＨＯＲＩＣ Edition!
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
>ＥＵＰＨＯＲＩＣ Edition!
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>get a bag of doritos
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tip your fedora
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Homura claimed
Back at the old grind.
Shinoa claim
![[S^M] Clannad 01 RAW00378.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BOQhoPR.jpg "[S^M] Clannad 01 RAW00378.jpg")
Rumi- I mean.. Kyou claimed
Rumia claimed
I gotta dash soon though, it's late
Megumin Claimed!
>>680453204
I'll keep that in mind if it ever goes on sale :)
>>680453527
Bullies
Bullies everywhere
still here
Akiko claim
>>680452843
Dota can be rough depending on where you cue. You'll always have a russian or peruvian in either team no matter where you are. I personally didn't enjoy dota at all in solo queue
>>680452871
You know what I love? Deer that murder everyone with pure damage spears that cannot be disjointed and pierce magic immunity
>>680453204
Shinoa knows her shit. In league you will get bashed for choosing out of meta shit and lanes are super fucking strict. In dota nobody gives a shit as long as you don't feed.
Good morning everyone btw... just woke up.
>>680453470
I think it's time for you to invert that image and make the "Claw and Darkness" version.
>>680453486
>>680453493
>>680453527
>>680453543
>>680453554
>>680453556
Welcome back everyone!
>>680452871
Whatsup? Hows it goin?
>>680452967
haha, glad I could spook somebody, hows it goin?
>>680453112
Fuck I love when that happens, instant relief on the heroin levels
>>680453113
>my souls
ya got more than one? Teach me
>>680453159
Haha well I was joking about the "pussy crusher" thing, but your making me laugh thinking of someone walking up to a girl in a bar and just saying "sup, im a fit pussy crusher"
lol
>>680453204
Same, I didn't get any friendo's from it but playing TTT with my friend now is fuckin hilarious cus he knows how to manipulate people
Also claiming, good thing too, I was running out of pics
Rias claimed
>>680453486
Froggo, are you >>680451308 ?
>>680453594
Thanks Homu~
>>680453595
Good, getting close to the end of DS3. Beat Dragonslayer Armor a little while ago. Tired now though - DS3 doesn't encourage sleeping at a reasonable time.
sachi claim
>>680453486
Welcome back Froggo
>>680453594
Hai there Homura
>>680453595
It is forbidden knowledge
>>680453594
Something like this?
Shiki claimed
![[S^M] Clannad 01 RAW00387.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qJnkxZf.jpg "[S^M] Clannad 01 RAW00387.jpg")
>>680453556
You're lucky I'm only at Anor Londo in DS3 otherwise I might ruin that for you too! >:c
>>680453594
Thanks Homu ^^
>>680453595
Yeah, it's a group project too, luckily my group is quite good which is surprising
>>680453715
Hey there cutesy purple eyes, hows your day going?
>>680453743
Whelp... I guess that can work.
>>680453745
Hi Shiki!
>>680453803
https://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs
>>680453715
Thanks! How are ya?
>>680453711
Nope, not at all. I have a waifu already ya doot~
>>680453582
I play Smite now for my MOBA needs :) I actually played smite long before dota... like back in beta. There's a lot of things that make me dislike it and I have given it so many chances :/
>>680453595
Lol please DO NOT be that guy. I assumed you were joking by the way ;3
>>680453852
Heya Homura
>hugs
How goes it?
>>680453868
Hey Rumia, how are you?
>>680453554
Yea, just make sure you play with a group of friends that don't give as much of a shit. Much more fun that way.
>>680453582
Fuck man, I do out of meta shit all the time in norms. It's fucking norms. If people are pissed fuck them bro it's just a game. I only take ranked seriously at this point.
>>680453595
Have alot of good memories of TTT. Want to keep em that way haha.
>>680453803
Anal Rodeo 2: Archer Boogaloo
>>680453882
Smite's ok. Haven't been able to get into it much. Guess I prefer league more.
My waifu
Heading off to bed
I'll catch you beautiful motherfuckas later~
>>680453882
>reverses hug
Not too bad, but I need to plan my day and see if I can dump 3 or more hours into study, I really need to get traffic code exam done asap.
What about you?
>>680453989
How many times do you change that filename a day?
>>680453978
Night
>>680453875
Well, what can I say, Froggo is very recognizable. :3
>>680453909
Good. Since we last spoke... Hm, my wage doubled, I have a nice new apartment and computer, and life is otherwise smooth as ever?
That sounds pretty good. How are you?
>>680454037
I'm alrgiht, though very busy at the moment.
Best grill claimed
>>680453852
My day has yet to begin really, I just have ti go to uni from 1 to 5 and I only have one course which is Game engines so I will be lurking all day
>>680453875
I'm doing okay, but why are you looking for a new waifu? >>680451308
>>680453958
It really depends on your team. In norms I'll usually fuck around like devourer kench, ap rek'sai or ad thresh but I try to stick to the meta in ranked, if I ever play ranked
R8 plz no h8 im off to masturb8
>>680454080
Gonna get taken home
>>680454111
Glad to hear that. Busy in a good way, I hope?
>>680454037
She's such a cutie! Maybe not the cutest of all the waifus in the world but I love her <3
>>680453882
Good idea :p and I never played league. Heard it was more cancer than DOTA but I can't say with any certainty..
>>680454019
>Smiles and leans back
I believe in you :) I bet you'll do fine on the exam n_n
I'm doing okay.. although now and then things are making me get light headed... idk why..
![[S^M] Clannad 01 RAW00380.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VmzILuf.jpg "[S^M] Clannad 01 RAW00380.jpg")
>>680453958
I haven't killed the boss at the top yet, don't know if it's gonna be worse than the archers
>>680454147
oh noooo
mom please
>>680453989
I'm not here.
Still sleeping
>>680453711
>DS3 doesn't encourage sleeping at reasonable time
Thats what ive been noticing of all those who post here haha
>>680453712
Hows it goin?
>>680453720
comaaaaaan
>>680453803
Nice! its always nice when a group actually acts like a group haha
>>680453882
Haha, not to worry, I've seen those kinda guys in action. I'ts pure cringe most of the time
>>680453978
Goodnight brotha! Sleep well :)
>>680453875
>>680454144
Fuck, I only read the (You) part
>>680454019
>>680454220
>>680454144
Only one course and it sounds like a fun one.
>I will be lurking all day
As long as you don't attempt to break your own record im fine with it.
>>680454146
Game version: 4/10
Anime version: -1/10
Manga version: 10/10
>>680454269
>>680454147
>Busy in a good way, I hope?
ehh, more in the 3 hours of sleep a night way. Partially my fault with biting off more than I can chew in some parts and some confusion. I may at one point have stayed up all night to work on a project to hand in the day we were supposed to start on it.
>>680454186
>>680453958
Shit sorry read here lol
>>680454231
It is so creepy on the receiving end you don't even know lmao trust me.
>>680454165
10/10 would get warts again.
![[S^M] Clannad 02 RAW00100.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/12Tv8Ko.jpg "[S^M] Clannad 02 RAW00100.jpg")
>>680454231
Mostly it's just one guy carrying the group, he is crazy good at programming ._.
>>680454186
>pic
>you woke up the panty queen
You'll never get them back!
Light headed in what sense? You feeling a little sick? Don't forget that offer you made me on skype is equal for both of us.
>>680454349
Bah, I couldn't get into DOTA either. Didn't like the HUD and all that. Champs were broken as fuck and was running out mana fast. Just wasn't too fun for me. League has a pretty shitty community but like I said I mostly play with friends so it's good.
>>680454308
Nah, I won't be breaking any more records anytime soon. I still haven't fully recovered from last time, got bags under my eyes that put Tomoko's to shame
>>680454144
I'm not c:
>>680453711
>>680453875
>>680454435
I wanna lick Froggo now
Claimed
>>680454503
From playing both for a somewhat long time I can tell you this: League for casual fun and fucking around, dota for challenge that gives satsifaction. That's really all you need to know
>>680454269
>there aren't many scared homu pics
>>680454505
>inb4 worth
That's fucked, I hope you get better and if you don't know already the most straightforward fix for those bags is to drink water every now and then.
![[S^M] Clannad 02 RAW00119.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xXZokHl.jpg "[S^M] Clannad 02 RAW00119.jpg")
>>680454547
Season 2 never D:
>>680454435
>>680454517
Not sure if srs but
"Warts are caused by a human virus, not frogs or toads," says dermatologist Jerry Litt. But the wartlike bumps behind a toad's ears can be dangerous. These parotoid glands contain a nasty poison that irritates the mouths of some predators and often the skin of humans.
So yes lick the froggo, I'll lick back. <3
>>680454220
Didn't drink enough friend?
>>680454349
I will! haha If its not weird to ask, what woud be, in your feminine opinion, the best way to approach?
>>680454453
Oh thats even better! haha, I had a group once that was supposed to do a presentation on the legalization of weed and one guy was super into so he basically told us that hed do most of it lol
>>680454643
sounds exciting <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA2JeFBMtDE
>>680454643
I'ma put muh dik on it.
>>680454485
Please?? This robe isn't all that long and well.. I don't want anyone seeing anything!
Light headed as in stuff starts to spin out of nowhere and it turns my stomach and then suddenly I'll be fine.. it's freaking me out.
>>680454503
I wish my friends all liked video games :/ only my guy friends do and I don't talk to them as much as I do my girl ones.
>>680454666
With satanic trips. No but seriously for me and a lot of other girls I know it's pretty simple. Just look up at us (Or down if they're short like me.) You know like eye contact.. smile a little so you seem more friendly and open and just ask for our names and say hi or what's up.. We don't like those cheesy/annoying pick up lines and please for the love of God do not whistle at us. It also helps a lot if you have a few topics in mind to talk about before hand n_n
>>680454633
Book 8 when
I'm heading to bed
Goodnight anons, sweet dreams and good days to all!
>>680455076
Good night, sleep tight.
>>680454590
I do find it challenging having russians in my games. Then again that goes for all valve games.
>>680454870
Shame. You might meet some people through games like I did. I assume that is rare though but is rewarding. Hope you can find someone to play with but if you want you can add me on steam if you need someone for GO anytime.
>>680454780
It is exciting! ~<3
>>680454870
They are mine now, you're better off buying a new pair.
>and giving me one of the new ones or I will steal both
That is spooky indeed, when did you start feeling that? Maybe it was something you ate? Makes sense except for the spinning part.
>>680455151
I don't use steam though :( I'm more of a console player except for a few exceptions..
>>680455305
If you don't I'll have to steal something of yours! You panty theif!
Honestly it might just be all the stress I've been pilling on this week with exams all crashing down on me now that it's over.. I don't know really.
chocolate cake or popcorn?
>>680454870
That does seem simple haha, ill keep that in mind thank you :) the last girl I asked out (the only girl ive asked out) wasn't really pickin up what I was puttin down, then I learned they had a bf haha
>>680455076
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>680455470
Both. Just not at the same time.
>>680455385
What could you possibly steal from me? Your explosion magic won't help you in your deeds either!
Very likely, in that case you came to the right place, let me squeeze the stress out of you!
Ribbit
>>680455504
No problem! I wish I could just have a secret code for you to use but it won't work for every girl :/ and I'm sorry to hear that.. was this recently?
>>680455599
If I told you it would ruin the fun! And yes please... that sounds so good right now you don't even know >~<
Good morning.
>>680455520
I don't want both. Im not that hungry
>>680455385
Shame. If you do get into PC gaming just know you can add me anytime. Haven't used a console in a while. Last time was for MGS V or Bloodborne.
>>680455470
popcorn only if sweet
>>680455599
>those dubs
>>680455779
Morning Galko
>>680455779
Hows it going Galko?
>>680455688
If you're not telling me then no panties for you, now catch me if you can.
>keeps squeezing out the stress
But srsly the way you described is really scary, you better keep me updated on on this and if it won't go away by itself go to a doc.
>>680455470
Popcorn all the way
>>680455687
Croak
>>680455688
>secret code
Thatd be nice, it was like a year ago. I thought it was kinda funny actually, I basically asked her out and she said "sounds fun! maybe we could get everybody together for a study session" which confused the hell out of me until I found out she had a boyfriend haha
>>680455779
Good morning! Howd you sleep?
>>680455985
>we're doing this now?
>>680455985
Morning Akiko.
>>680456010
My nose feels weird.
>>680456046
Not long enough...
>>680456080
>>680455779
Good morning :)
>>680455825
I'll definitely keep that in mind :) I'd love to play with you
>>680456010
Tch you kidding I can't run in this! The wind might lift it up too much..!
>Holds on to your arms and sighs
Would you mind maybe continuing to talk with me? Even if it's about something stupid.. I just want something to take my mind off of it and it'll let me keep you updated to..
>>680456046
Oh well hey it could have gone a lot worse! I'll even be nice and let you in on the worst time I ever asked a guy out. He took my hand and sat down and said "Oh.. sweetie.. I don't play for that team.. I'm so sorry." and I was so red in the face. He was the only guy I asked out ever. it was like freshman year of high school. since then I just wait for guys to ask me out lol
>>680455779
Morning Galko
>>680456174
What did you sniff?!
>>680456185
>
>>680455985
>>680456046
I don't know what makes popcorn sweet but its what im making
![[S^M] Clannad 02 RAW00123.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0b6dS23.jpg "[S^M] Clannad 02 RAW00123.jpg")
>>680454666
I guess that's one of the few times when being a stoner helps out schoolwork? :c
boy now that's just crazy
Edna claimed
>>680456293
<3
>>680456344
Morning.
>>680456380
Everything.
>>680456403
Have you seen a doctor yet?
>>680456396
usually caramelised sugar or even honey
Really anything that can coat the popcorn and stick to it
>>680456403
They cut it off, didn't they
>>680456514
<3 I missed my galko hehe. I hope you have a great day ahead!
>>680456293
Fear not about the wind, it's not even strong enough to set sail!
Your sighs are the cutest.
Sure, but I will have you know that im super awkward and might run out off topics to talk faster than I want to. Are you still getting abused as armrest?
>>680456174
Can never get enough sleep man
>>680456293
Oh god that's hilarious haha, of all the ways to get turned down Id probably pick that kind
>>680456396
Cus popcorn's the bomb dizzle
>>680456402
True haha, he was so pumped
>>680455779
Mornin' Galko!
You guys are giving me a cuteness overload, I gotta go to bed. Hope you guys and gals have a great night/day!
>Melty finally on steam
>it's 18€ on sale
>for a game already translated and played by everyone in the community.
I blame the jews
>>680456808
night
>>680456540
I just dumped more salt into it
>>680456808
night man
>>680456623
>Blushes and looks away
Thank you... and that's okay I rarely run out of topics :) and yes I don't think that will ever change unless I hit another growth spurt >~<
>>680456719
It wasn't funny at the time! Omfg I was so embarrassed I didn't go to school the next day.. and I hope you sleep well :) I'll talk to you tomorrow n_n
![[S^M] Clannad 02 RAW00426.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vQohqkw.jpg "[S^M] Clannad 02 RAW00426.jpg")
>>680456808
Oyasumi
>>680456293
>forgot to even link it.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198059417971/ Probably never gonna change my name in the future so ye.
>>680456808
goodnight lad.
>>680456828
Saw that on steam. Art style reminds me of fate which I'm going off the assumption it's a type-moon thing?
mandatory cc claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY
>>680456915
wow
this is so cancerous.
>>680456514
>>680456540
Yesterday I figured out I need to make a super small cut. Like REALLY small.
>>680457002
Yeah it's a fighting game series based on tsukihime, Shiki is of course in it because why not? and that game was made just as the movies has released.
>>680456514
I want to try that too...
>>680456985
Who knows? Maybe one day using others as armrest becomes illegal and sueable.
>>680457016
The OG CC? Posting popish rap? Look at how you changed!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXUgtNC4Kc
>>680457164
had*
>>680457082
what's wrong with salt?
>>680456569
You too <3
>>680456719
True...
>>680456806
Good morning.
>>680456808
Goodnight Koko.
Sleep well.
>>680457229
And maybe one day short people will rule the world... until then I'm all out of ideas T_T
Alright I have to go now
Be back in in ~7 hours ;-(
>>680457229
nah, i just done it for the
"guess who's back"
early eminem was good (used to listen to him in my chav days) but his more recent stuff is ugh
tenryuu claimed
Gonna head out guys. I'll see ya later when I am woke.
https://youtu.be/UQm8qpexnjo
Bottomless Pit incoming.
>>680457411
Goodnight
>>680457380
>my chav days
I can just imagine it
>>680457437
next month
>>680457142
Quit stalling and tell us what happened
>>680457284
It's just, why would you ever choose salt over sweet?
>>680457347
tell us how good the fap is
>>680457468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJO5HU_7_1w
i was bald at one point
>>680457321
So thats what short people are plotting for? Then you deserve to be used as armrest while we can.
>>680457380
Yea Eminem used to be insane, pretty much everything in Slim Shady is enjoyable.
>>680457406
Sup Ten.
Nyanpasu gentlemen
How are all of you this morning?
I'm going to work now.
Bye guys.
>>680457672
The morning is going goo... wtf morning is gone already and I will have to start studying soon qq.
What about yours?
>>680457590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
pasta?
![[S^M] Clannad 02 RAW00442.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ozxj4SC.jpg "[S^M] Clannad 02 RAW00442.jpg")
>>680457774
Bye galko
>>680457502
Because salt is better
>>680457490
Have you read the released lyrics to the album?
I haven't yet. Just waiting until I get my hands on the real thing before I judge.
>>680457672
Been awake for 10 hours, haven't done anything productive. So the same as every day since I got out of school
>>680457822
>Homura
>>680457943
priceless
>>680457896
Clean shit up. Just make everything generally tidy. At least you'll feel a little better about your day and your living space will seem nicer.
>>680457783
It's alright, but I stayed up too late last night and now I'm really tired
Hello everyone! I don't think I can make it on tonight. Too many tests to study for tomorrow. I'm just popping in to say hi! Cya tomorrow
>warm hugs for all
>>680458104
Good luck and study hard!
>renge
I really do love you guys and gals.
You're all so awesome <3
Claiming best loli
>>680458176
good, cuz i hate everyone
idk why i keep comming back
if you counldnt tell im being sarcastic
>>680458104
hello, good luck
>hugs
>>680458284
waaaahhHHHH I ALWAYS KNEW THIS WAS A LOVELESS RELATIONSHIP WAAAAHHH
>temper tantrum of the gods
>>680458542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM
>>680458176
It's a pretty tight community, which is pretty weird for an anonymous image board
I ike it here too, won't be leaving anytime soon
>>680457896
>>680458075
Alternatively, if you don't already know how to bake, I will happily teach you
>>680458176
>>680458542
I love when you post just because that froggo expression is about the cutest thing I've ever seen
Lurking but baking.
>>680459012
>>680458928
>>680458542
fucking hugbox
this isn't what those threads were supposed to be.
