Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
mandatory cc claim
Hoping this game doesn't go to shit, getting closer and closer to getting to gold
How's everyone doing this morning
And does anybody want me to do a survey this thread?
im kinda bored right now
Welcome back everyone!
You should know, actually...
You're only adopted. I figured you would realize on your own being surrounded by frogs and all but you were also never that bright sadly..
>not getting the sarcastic reply to the sarcastis reply
Or did you
Do you wear cologne? Or perfume, on the off chance that there's a girl here. If so, what kind?
I just use axe chocolate deodorant, used to wear cologne as a kid.
im just that dirty, harry
I use deodorant but my nose starts to sting when I or people around me wear perfume, so I tend to avoid that
i heard the claw is a lie, is this true?
I have witnessed it, the claw is a lie.
Random question for the tread! If you could forget everything you know about one anime franchise to watch it again, what would you choose?
we uh... tend not to talk about that anymore
after the uhh... exchange
little witch academia if i have to watch it again
if i can choose not to watch it, sao
Whoever told you that is a lie and needs to be burned
.Hack//Sign. Id love to reapproach that with a fresh look.
I saw so many spoilers before I finally decided to watch it, and by then I had already seen all major plot twists. Kinda ruined the series for me. Good thing there was a season 2 because it's actually a really good anime
I want to say Code Geass because the plot is so envolving and awesome with twists every now and then, but CG is already easy to rewatch while knowing everything.
So I will go for my own waifu show, I remember getting blown by everything about it from the freshness it brought to the genre to the plot itself.
Im afraid I have evidence that supports that the claw is a lie.
I didn't watch any of these shows yet... Should I feel bad about myself?
Oh christ, that's some nostalgia. I'm amazes how much of that I still remember. The music was great, though.
Maybe Anohana. There's probably some other one I can't think of right now, but that was a darn good one. Remains the only show to make me cry.
You are being boring today.
>blu-ray of course
yes, watch them all
or dont, i dont control your life
No, you should feel fortunate, you still get to experience them for the first time!
And i have evidence that shows you are a heratic
>not having all these spoiled for you
Bless you child, and go watch them before it's too late
Oh right, its kinda ironic how the question itself was about forgetting the shows to be able to rewatch.
I doubt it. Its hard to be a heretic to a God of Death.
Despite Garen and Kayle crashing every 30 seconds, we ended up winning. Sitting at 88 LP in S2. I can feel it.
I want to have a professor that listens to Kendrick Lamar.
>picking Garen in ranked
I was silver 5 last season but I stopped playing some time ago. How are the new updates working for ya? I heard they finally reworked gem boy
So glad I dont want to climb the ladder. Happy in b4, stomping potatoes.
Taric's Rework is amazing. He can cast all of his spells twice if he is linked with someone on his W. Next Patch we get elemental dragons, and mages and AP items get overhauled.
Good morning everyone if its that time for you if not good evening
Hi all, this is my Waifu Aka Onda, she is my bae, this is a picture of us last night, before we you know....the reason she looks so distressed is because my dick is 14 feet long. before you call bs , fuck you coz i fucked your mum.
EUW fag here
So twice the dazzle? How does that work ? About time they did something about mages. Will there be some kind of mobility changes to the champions? I used to play veigar and nasus a lot because infinite scaling is basically freelo in the lower tiers but veigar was just so slow
This dick ain't free.
I never asked for that.
Taric's Q is an AOE heal that can store 3 stacks, if you use it when you don't have 3, it uses 1. If you use it when you have 3, it heals for more than the 3 combined.
His W is a link, like Kalista's Black Spear. It gives a % of your armor to the linked person, and when you reactivate it or change who the link is, they get a shield based on a % of their max HP.
His E is still dazzle, just a skillshot that can be used while moving.
His R is like Kayle Ult but an AOE.
All of his spells are also cast on the person Linked. So let's say you have a Draven linked, if you cast your heal, it will also cast on him, same with Dazzle and your Ultimate.
No idea about changes for the 'Mage Update' they are calling it. They are getting rid of Spellvamp, Tear of the Godess makes all spells cost 25% less. 5 new dragons, one of each element, and an Elder Dragon that spawns at 35 minutes.
Next patch is going to be apeshit, and URF comes back Tomorrow-Sunday, so it will be fun getting a dodge every game because you ban Nidalee.
It's just downtime right now. It's 2 pm in europe and I'm guessing it's night in America so yeah not a lot of people posting right now.
It gets better in a few hours when people start to pour in again
>Taric's E is a skillshot
I fucking knew it, clickshots will slowly but surely be eliminated and only skillshots will remain. Next one will be malz or doge
>Kayle ult but AoE
Sounds broken but I assume there are drawbacks. He basically just outclassed bard and kayle with this
Evert played ap rak'sai in urf? most fun you can have
Speaking of clickshots, did Ryze get any update? I didn't play since S2 and he was super cancerous and straightforward to play with 3 clickshots and a self targeted ultimate.
AD Malzahar. Run him as a tank with zzrot, mallet and cleaver. Tear to muramana, trinity and merc treads. That in urf.
Yeah. He got a big one. Q is a skillshot, w and e are clickshots, and his passive doesnt trigger until he casts 5 times pretty much. Gains a shield at 5 casts from passive. Ulti is unchanged.
Good morning Titsuta and Ten.
>drunk, scantily clad Homura
Not sure how to feel about this.
You lock me in a bedroom with you so I don't do anything you don't want me to with someone else.
I think some of his spells are skillshot now but he still has clickshots
I last played after Jhin came out. I didn't see ryze a lot but when I did see him he looked like the same spellspamming asshole with the speed of a Kenyan on steroids.
man, urf seems so long ago
AD malz was a beast even outside urf
I also remember Heca turning into a helicopter
Katarina was basically the same
I miss URF. I would build every item I could find with an on-hit effect on WW and laugh as I killed someone every 13 seconds with his ult.
I'm embarrassed to even see something so lewd.
I left, but now I'm back and on my PC.
I'm sorry it took me so long to respond <3
I immediately regret my decision, can't go back now though
Its 2pm and I can't decide if I want to have fishsticks or burger for lunch.
Is this really the only way to keep the thread alive?
The best kind of lewd
I guess the main waifus are busy. You know, Tenryuu, Chara, Atago. Ive been up for the past 19 hours.
>so I don't do anything you don't want me to with someone else.
That can be solved with supervision. I'll stay with you and ensure you're not doing things I don't like to people .
Y-you are pretty good too, a-anon..
So how are you feeling today beautiful?
I hate seeing girl abs, I actually like when girl bellies are a little fat and you can see a cute little tire when they sit.
That's not funny.
Yea I guess, but there's more than enough people here to let the thread flow!
You're understimating DrunkMura powers, supervision won't mean anything when you are frozen in time.
Do you really feel that the thread should go fast?
I think is very ok if is just slow.
Trying to break my record brah?
Damn you need more of this kind of art. It's a nice switch from the constant comic art
If they're both already cooked, fishsticks. If you have to cook, fishsticks. Otherwise whatevers cooked.
Well, Chara does upkeep the threads.
Still here, ceiling mage?
>right girl has girl abs
Post more girl abs.
got 9 hours to go
ohayo! how are you doing desu
God I hope not. I want to be awake to enjoy URF.
Rory doesnt have girl abs.
Better now that your here. <3
And Karen returns with glorious dubs
you got some nice dubs yourself there, bruh
What a shame.
Im perfectly fine with it slow but when people have to resort to posting lewds to keep the thread alive then its way too slow.
I will have to cook... fishsticks it is then, brb.
I'm going to sleep, i'll see you guys later today or tomorrow depending on your timezone.
I could easily do it too. Got a bottle of scotch next to me. Cant game though.
Most of the lewd has been 1lewd. Not yet 2lewd. Fine line between. Closest is >>680465814 . Still a 1lewd, bordering 2.
Thirty mins till tomorrow, see you then!
night night, explosion chan
what's with all the dubs in these threads?
but do you have power of peaches?
why can't you game?
>Now that you're here
Oh, thank you. You are always so sweet with me.
dubs and trips combo
So are you off work or are you just checking in for the moment?
Homura complaining about lewds
What year is it?
I wasn't complaining
Baby niece is in the room next to mine. Scotch sustains me like peaches, as do marshmallows. I love me some marshmallows.
/waifu/ is unofficial get thread. Dio made it so.
Your hugs are so naughty. <3
>more fucking dubs
Did Dio do that in that one where he got quints?
We all know /waifu/ is a magical place
how.. are you?
I don't work kek, I'm a student
just came back and gotta get some writing done but I leave this thread open always
as expected of lord and savior holy diver
I can't help it. You are just so soft and tender, that it's hard or me not to hug you.
No, Dios mere presence blessed the thread.
>kiss softly while embracing your soft warm body. <3
This is where it gets complicated
So you're going in lukrmode then? I think I'll go home in an hour or so as well. Could've left uni 2 hours ago but I'm getting shit done
When is you're waifu's birthday?
Tomoko appears to have two.
A manga chapter reveals Tomoko's to be roughly 2/24 but her official birthday is 6/9
>supervision won't mean anything when you are frozen in time.
Then how will being locked in a room with you help?
>u trying to cheat me again
no I'm staying but whenever brazil posts the karen facing away it fills me with dread for some reason
You are so much better at this than me.
>tenderly kisses you
Just look at filenames. They tend to give it away.
Rory doesnt seem to have a birthday. I think it would be more likely her 'birthday' is the day she became an Apostle.
Someone will have to bake next, im mostly afk.
2016 last time I checked... come on I barely post lewds.
WHAT YEAR IS IT?
Because im drunk and can't think properly to unlock the door, obviously.
>u trying to cheat me again
Again? Nooo when did I ever do that?
>when you just wanna love your one and only, but people keep getting in the way
I must leave you soon my dear i have to work. <3
I will be waiting for you my lovely.
>pins to bed and motor boats that butt then runs away
Bye cutie. <3
I'm fine with you having your romance but it becomes boring for the others when that's the only thing bumping the thread
>tfw no romance in both life and thread
Chen gets it. But I guess we'll just have to accept this and move on
So, not anytime soon then.
>Tats is mine
this is why the oldfags avoid these threads and stick to their secret society. because there's a set of rules and you guys are nothing but shit pewing hippos, splattering diarrhea all over these threads walls
whoa easy with the drama boys
There were oldfags hugboxxing and there are newfags discussing... Waifu is bigger and thats all there is, those who can only qq and call newfags for what they are doing are the real cancer.
Guys what the fuck.
This is literally a thread on /b/.
The RANDOM board on Facebook.
If you are really trying to create some strict ruled little waifu board then do it somewhere else.
You are on 4chan random thinking your thread is gonna go exactly how you want it, and complain about oldfags newfags and clubs and shit.
Relax guys, I mean come on, your thread is pretty successful for floating around in /b/. You avoid most shitposters, and you get waifu lovers. So what if there's rp and hug box and lewds and shit, it's a thread for people who love waifus and trying to enforce such strict rules will only make things worse.
Lighten up, we're all waifu lovers guys.