Waifu claiming thread.
>Entry Level Waifu Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are <s>NOT</s> a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fresh out of the shower
How is everyone this morning?
Still here. Feeling a little better, but cleaning the shop now.
I still have a few bangs up my sleeve for you, Syn.
Who says clothes are obligitory?
Wash your face, brush your teeth. Gives you a rejuvenating feeling
Alright? Well, sup anyway.
It's like grade school war... Don't judge me.
>Alright? Well, sup anyway.
Are they? That's no fun
I know right? Im seeing shit now that went over my head as a kid and its genuinely funny
>missed my bus
>wait another hour
Your triggering me man, but I somewhat miss the days when I had to take the bus, and yeah I work at a stadium when they have events, its pretty nice when theres not drunk gangbangers mean mugging everyone
I take it the company you work for isn't exactly a hot target? haha
Hey! feeling cleansed of your sin?
Cleaning up all those wedges and chips?
Rock and roll, brother
Nah. I said they aren't!
Not at all. I like to say: The cleaner the body, the dirtier the mind
>The cleaner the body, the dirtier the mind
Not exactly true. I'm halfway between clean and dirty..
I WILL get clean to get dirty, however, but pretty much always dirty.
>implying akiko isn't a sinful and lood
cool! what kind of events? is it like a sports sized stadium or like a small theater?
lood but welcome
There's a TON of shit in kids toons that are adult material.
Rocco's Modern Life opens with Rocco on a phone sex line.
>implying you don't like that
Need to get home for that.
Just had 2 deaths I wasnt around for. Got a little.... heated.
You know it.
>cleaner the body, the dirtier the mind
Very true! haha
Yeah its the 49ers stadium, but there's some non sports stuff like concerts and the like. Its pretty alright but the coworkers more often then not are either less then smart or on drugs so when shit gets hectic everything gets slow and then the customers give me shitty looks lol
Oh my god I fuckin loved Rockos Modern Life, that one was a bit less subtle then the others though, which I always liked
Holy christ that final boss fight
I gotta hand it to Miyazaki, motherfucking mad man knows how to make a shakey and sweaty boss battles. Hate him for him but at the same time fucking love it
Sink and paper towels? Scrub it down, swish and spit. Stretches. Get your body limber and you'll feel better. It's simple, little things.
I'm stuck in the past, so I watch and play and read too much old stuff.
Everything new just feels half assed.
Difficult game? Ramp it up. I love a challenge. What's your poison?
My playthrough of dark souls 3 is with a slow weapon, plenty of bosses that is highly recommended to use a lighter and faster weapon but I said fuck them
I'll be watching you all.
shit. Were they old people. I worked as a cleanup crew in a hospital before. The deaths around you really get to you even if you're not involved. I stopped seeing a hospital as a place where people get better for a while and started seeing it as a place where people go to die quietly. That smell in a room where someone has died is just so distinct and the cleanup isn't much better. What is it you do around there?
Hey Yuno, how is your morning?
A very sweaty one, these bosses are no joke, absolute no chill. Fuck those who claim "LOL SO EASY"
Waifu Master explosion disaster claimed~
Hope everyone is having a stellar night!
Pics or it didn't happen brotha
Same, most if not all of the new cartoons don't bother to cater to the adults that have to sit through it. When I was a kid watching spongebob, my sister who was like 20 would actually watch it with me cus there were some actually funny jokes
Don't you judge me
I dont have a usb to transfer pic, I do however recorded the battle.. tho MAJOR spoilers tho
>implying karen is not purestwaifu4laifu
fuck that sounds good and bad lol, is there a supervisor or something that notices your hard work though?
did you beat nameless king?
>tfw never played dark souls because I'm a poorfag
I'm waiting for the pack where you can buy all 3 but that won't happen anytime soon? Is it still as hard as the last ones? Succesful games tend to get easier to cater to a larger audience
Hey! Hows it goin?
Ayyyy hows it goin?
I say deaths, I mean the fight between Spike and Syndra.
I go apron off. Keep myself clean and dry. Mark of a good dishpig.
May be getting out early.
I feel for you, and know that smell. Watched my grandmothers last breath around this time last year. I was... detached. Didnt feel real.
Ah, that one. Started on Demon's. Sword and Shield most of the way. I switch to big, heavies later when I can take some hits and have more stability. Good, fun challenge.
You ever Ninja Gaiden?
>Ninja Gaiden 3 doesn't exist
Anything that's new, really.
shows, games, products.
In a world where technology makes saturation of the would-be to put his unfinished, half assed product out there and.. just.. fuck
Oh hell no it's harder
>tfw no demon's souls remaster
I played some of it, ex bought it for me but like the causal I was I dropped it after the 3rd level (I was lost af in tht game)
Why do you love me so much?
Night in Europe is shit, There's this gaint ball of light in the sky so it's really hard to fall asleep now
Well fuck did I jump to conclusions there
Ah, dishpit.. How I do not miss cramped quarters and heat sanitized barrels.
Except this one kitchen.. glory be, three lanes with two person to walk shoulder to shoulder. Wrap around with slant edge for dish pit. Double barrel. Disposal. Beautiful setup. I'd still get a little wet, but I learned not to splash myself
It's certainly rough, that's for sure. Some badass boss fights, though
>Not you, tanks. Fuck you
Heya Karen, hope you're doing well.
Heya! I'm doing good :) Had a long day but I'm done with it now :) I missed you last night, I didn't want to interupt the other megumin and was too late to tell you goodnight :p
Let's hope so! I got my fingers crossed for you.
Oh right it's night for the US haha :p but I know what you mean that thing sucks, way too bright and way too hot.
Toughest one for me is nameless king
I should stop doing this
Says the ball of squish
Hello. I'm alright, tired though.
I've noticed the DS/DkS get progressively easier. And it's not just because I've played them, because I've gone back to each.
Oh yeah if I go back to previous installments that will be a cakewalk
I love it. Gets my hands dirty. Gets then clean again. Cathartic.
Although I doubt it. New girl on close.
Thats just how Chen operates. Lurks and insults. We love her.
Woah! haha, didn't expect you to record it
Not really haha, theirs so many employees that the only way to get a "promotion" would be to ask for it. I don't really care that much though because they don't make that much more for alot more work lol
Oh I see haha
I feel ya, especially with games. The ability to put out things like patches and DLC means the developers don't HAVE to get it right first try
Hey! Hows it goin?
If I am, I do not care enough to be bothered by it
>dubs of glorious return
Welcome back Haruhi
Alright, bus is on the way, I'll seeya guys
>insult other waifus
Well it's in the rules
Good to hear! Except the part about me missing you, that makes me feel bad heh
Thats good, at least now you can post till you pass out right? Nice and comfy :D
Later Karen! Have a good one :)
Whatsup! Whats she from?
Makes sense, anyway for me to see it?
I get these two... I'll become Mormon or something
Nah, you got it backwards. They get HARDER the further you go back. I blame it on pandering
>It's too hard
>ok we make easier
>Now it's too easy
I'm a distributions manager now for some dusty ass warehouse.. so all I wash is my snozz of dust.
Mostly trash. I just dont feel like shelling out the clams for disappointment, anymore.
Currently running through Star Ocean 2 again
Hey, my name's Syndra.. write that in your little book, would ya?
>More then one waifu will ruin your laifu
master deception tactics going on here
I just feel like Demon's Souls still rapes my nut.
Level design is just so much more brutal
>Shrine of Storms
Hey, keep it quiet.. she doesn't know yet.
I'm pretty enough for the role
Well keep me updated okay?
It's not your fault :) and hey we can talk now anyways haha n_n what's up??
>Flying manties flinging shit at you
Same, all the Indie stuff is a double edged sword IMO, you get some good ideas and some people who genuinely give a shit. But for every one of those you get 10 of some guy with a half baked idea who gets funding through early access or the like only to have it be a disappointment heh
Shit really? I got a new reason to watch that now haha
Nice, let me know when its up!
Say hello to mah buddy!
I never did find a good bow. I'd love to run the game with someone. I got it when Dark Souls 2 was almost on release, so it was pretty sparse. Now it's vacant.
>We're working on it
>Last updated 6 months ago
>UPDATE: Deviation. Bitch, swerve!
I'll just stick to my emu's and currently owned. I still have too many games I need to work on.
I think it worked, too.
Thats true! :) nothin much, just found out I bombed my chem test, so now Im just watching animaniacs having a few drinks. How bout you? everything going good I hope?
Shes cute, whats her number?
Scholar of the First Sin version feels a little more complete
>mfw game designer and I can't relate because I haven't played any of these games
kek, ive seen that too many times. Call me tightfisted but I don't know how people can donate to stuff like that
I'll get going for now, might return in another one of these events.
Not buyin the same game twice...
tom foolery. Gettin suckered in. I've hit a few of those traps.
Just cleaning at work.
Well, its a good claim at least.
I'm not falling for that again.
Last time I called an anon, he was a cop.
a month ago I ran through all the animaniacs episodes lol I love that series :) and Yeah all is well :) no complaints here n_n
For just because probably I don't know.
I think this booze has hit its mark.
No point anyways, going to be dead anyways
Make dat money doe
Im no cop
Jesus. Epic show. Did you finger Prince?
Later overseer! have a good one :)
Howdy! Hows it goin?
SHENANIGANS, i've been tempted for sure, but I hate spending money unnecessarily so it canceled out haha
mmmm, she send nudes?
Haha no kidding it was my jam :)
Hows it goin?
Nice! Im pretty much just starting. Good to hear things are going well! Im glad to hear it :)
If by "men" you mean "women" then yeah
Aint that the truth
I'm only into for actual chicks
And I haven't had anything good to say since I died inside.
I still impulse buy
I am expert at buyers remorse.
Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey while washing it down with some Raging Bitch. Vacation til next month, so a lot of drunken nights and days ahead yet
I paid my bill!
Yes watch the show. Us Live action movie due out this year. Already 3 in Japan.
Here it is
Whatcha drinking btw?? and yeah it feels nice to not have any stress right now.. just totally chill u_u
Then no nudes for you
Good ideas and execution. Manga was superior though.
Well, thats a unique one. Into banshees?
Nothing really, getting addicted to /waifu/
into banshees who tryna look mean but they r lost inside
Polishing off this beer and crashing. Full day of doing nothing ahead of me tomorrow. I've earned it.
See you later
Holy shit that was raw as fuck, the part where he heals himself actually got me 2nd hand heated haha
Damn really? I never knew that, are the 3 that are out any good?
I impulsive buy little shit, but I have to get drunk to buy anything over $50 lol
The usual rum, same as always you know haha, you drinking anything?
Hey! Hows it goin?
same here man, every day I tell myself "tonight I don't think I will" and then every night I get home and post haha
Have a good one man! My next drink is on you
Heyo. Just doing some surf on CSGO with friends. How bout you?
Psh, I don't want your stinky dude nudes anyhow
Literally shouted "CUNT" when he did that lol, thankfully he dosent fully heal
The tears of my enemies of course ;D haha that and a normal boring red wine. :) Just enjoying myself. I am kind of hungry now though..
Hey shinoa bro
Well, thats a unique one. Into banshees?final clean down time!
Pretty swell, just beat dark souls 3
When the piano kicked in I swear there were tears
Just chillin till bed, I could never get the hang of surf maps, I always go too fast and fuck up somewhere haha
God just watching made me heated, thats the worst in games when the boss suddenly decides to heal like "I know you spent hella time figuring out all my shit just to get me almost dead, so do it all fucking over again"
>normal boring red wine
as long as it gets you feelin it right? Whatever works :P What are you in the mood for?
That got me killed cause I was busy feelin it
Looking back at it, it's kinda funny he's like "I know yo ass is scared so lemme heal"
Watcha up to? :)
I don't know really.. I guess that's why I'm drinking red wine :) it's normal and I am usually always up for it haha.
True haha, when Im fighting a boss and they do that, I instantly lose hope. Its like "BITCH YOU GUESSIN"
I feel that, Im more of white wine guy myself. But I meant what are you in the mood to eat haha
My problem with surf is that I go too slow. Dropped it cause it was an Aussie server so connection was shit and now on to a shit version of TTT
DS3 has so much fan service I love it.
Nothing much. Doing the CSGO version of TTT now. How about you?
Man that 2nd phase really cought me off guard, like literally I panic rolled all over the place
Yesss catered so much to the first DS I love it! Tho kinda wish it had a tad bit more DSII stuff, I've grown to like it after SotFS
They have a CS:GO version of that??
Oh I'm an idiot sorry.. and I'm in the mood for sushi tbh :( maybe a nice hot bowl of Udon too.
I didn't care much for DSII. Nor did Miyazaki I guess. After playing SotFS I'm glad they ignored it.
Yea. Me and my buddies wanted to see how garbage it was. It's ok. Prefer the GMod version
Damn I didn't even know CSGO had TTT servers, are they any good at least?
haha I noticed that, it still looked like you had control though, fights like that in dark souls always look awesome
haha, im not big on sushi but Udon sounds bomb. Right now im craving some in n out. haven't had it in a while
I dont blame them, its a love/hate thing for me
I was like "fuck it I'll lure him for that lunge"
That's weird haha I only ever played the gmod version. That and I only played CS Source :p i never got into GO
Ugh go and get me a bowl of it and I'll be your best friend! :) and living so close to an in n out means I have it so often it lost it's flare.. now I don't like it that much.
Nice haha, there was a couple times when I thought you were goin down
Will do :D, and I can see how it would get old. I miss it only cus im trying to stay on a diet of beef jerky and rum to lose weight haha
Its ok kinda garb. Tried to RDM cause the server was filled with fags but autoslay.
Probably gonna stick to the Gmod version since I don't care for the GO one. You should get into GO though it's pretty fun
Oh wow I hope that goes okay for you :) how long is the diet for?
I hear it's a cash grab for skins. And that there's a LOT of hackers/cheaters in it. Plus the community seems a bit too.. try hard for me. Like I play for fun and it doesn't sound like that's the CS:GO way to do things.
My puss alert just went off, sounds like a bunch of fegs haha
Far too many close encounters, even thought to myself "whats the point.." but I have a iron will for these games
Eh skins thing is a stretch, No reason to use them if you don't want them. Barely any hackers around my ELO but whatever there always is that one asshat. Community is absolute shit so most of the time I just play with friends and we dick around most of the time. but if it's not for you it's not for you I understand.
>trips of truth
Yea it's fucking dumb. I wanted to kill em all but the minute I get a guy autoslay. Gayest shit ever.
I watch youtubers play it a lot :) the thing is like.. the last time I was in a community that bad was when people would leave games in DOTA with me when they heard I was a girl. Like it was bad. and it turned me off to the game and I guess I can see the same thing happening there. Is it better with a full team of friends at least?
I panicked a bit when searching if Rumia was available :3
Until I'm a fit pussy crusher! haha no but its pretty much until I don't feel self conscious about that sorta shit. Over spring break I stuck to it really well because I stayed in my room all week and lost like 4 pounds so im trying to get back to that style cus I kinda fell off
>thought to myself "whats the point.."
Damn, ive never had a game hit my spirits like that haha
That just sounds like the stupidest thing to have on TTT, innocents get merc'd all the time
Hey! Hows it goin?
What would you have done?
Going good thank you, just found out some assignment is due today at 4pm instead of the 1pm I thought it was.. so I can relax a little bit more
I've had alot of moments were my souls was crushed
Coming from a girl your first step might be to not say "I'm a fit pussy crusher" Lmao. But honestly that's great to hear :) I'm glad you are trying to make a change it's admirable. Most people I know are too lazy to.
Trips steal, etc
I can always outlast any other claimers.
Of course it's fun with friends. Sometimes if you got a 4 man you can get a cool random but not all the time. I don't care about the enemy team most of the time.
Fuck ikr. Just glad I ended up playing TTT years ago and I picked up some cool friendos.
Only bullshit part of the final boss was his spear mode. Also think it would be cool if you choose to link the fire that in NG+ he would have your weapon form