Waifu claiming thread.
>Entry Level Waifu Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are <s>NOT</s> a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Spike Spiegel
Akiko Claim
Fresh out of the shower
How is everyone this morning?
Still here. Feeling a little better, but cleaning the shop now.
Claiming Mitsuru
Yukarifags out
>>680443007
She is washing out my cum from yesterday
>>680442635
i have no idea
>>680442753
Keep telling yourself that
>>680442936
I still have a few bangs up my sleeve for you, Syn.
>>680443007
Who says clothes are obligitory?
>>680443023
Wash your face, brush your teeth. Gives you a rejuvenating feeling
>>680443078
Alright? Well, sup anyway.
>>680443006
It's like grade school war... Don't judge me.
>>680443223
>Alright? Well, sup anyway.
sup
>>680443023
Morning Rory
What's wrong?
>>680443223
Are they? That's no fun
>>680443007
ohayo
>>680442864
justice will be delivered!
>>680442536
I know right? Im seeing shit now that went over my head as a kid and its genuinely funny
>>680442803
>missed my bus
>wait another hour
Your triggering me man, but I somewhat miss the days when I had to take the bus, and yeah I work at a stadium when they have events, its pretty nice when theres not drunk gangbangers mean mugging everyone
>>680442903
I take it the company you work for isn't exactly a hot target? haha
Also claiming
>>680443007
Hey! feeling cleansed of your sin?
>>680443023
Cleaning up all those wedges and chips?
>>680443352
Rock and roll, brother
>>680443425
Nah. I said they aren't!
>>680443430
OhayĆgozaimasu
>>680443588
Not at all. I like to say: The cleaner the body, the dirtier the mind
>>680443668
>The cleaner the body, the dirtier the mind
Not exactly true. I'm halfway between clean and dirty..
I WILL get clean to get dirty, however, but pretty much always dirty.
Momo claimed
>>680443668
>implying akiko isn't a sinful and lood
>>680443436
cool! what kind of events? is it like a sports sized stadium or like a small theater?
>>680443838
lood but welcome
>>680443838
>pic
>>680443436
There's a TON of shit in kids toons that are adult material.
Rocco's Modern Life opens with Rocco on a phone sex line.
>>680443838
That's lewd
>>680443935
>implying you don't like that
>>680443223
Need to get home for that.
>>680443425
Just had 2 deaths I wasnt around for. Got a little.... heated.
>>680443588
You know it.
>>680443668
>cleaner the body, the dirtier the mind
Very true! haha
>>680443935
Yeah its the 49ers stadium, but there's some non sports stuff like concerts and the like. Its pretty alright but the coworkers more often then not are either less then smart or on drugs so when shit gets hectic everything gets slow and then the customers give me shitty looks lol
>>680444057
Oh my god I fuckin loved Rockos Modern Life, that one was a bit less subtle then the others though, which I always liked
>>680444094
>2 deaths
Who dizzied?
Holy christ that final boss fight
I gotta hand it to Miyazaki, motherfucking mad man knows how to make a shakey and sweaty boss battles. Hate him for him but at the same time fucking love it
>>680444094
Sink and paper towels? Scrub it down, swish and spit. Stretches. Get your body limber and you'll feel better. It's simple, little things.
>>680444500
I'm stuck in the past, so I watch and play and read too much old stuff.
Everything new just feels half assed.
>>680444571
Difficult game? Ramp it up. I love a challenge. What's your poison?
>>680444641
My playthrough of dark souls 3 is with a slow weapon, plenty of bosses that is highly recommended to use a lighter and faster weapon but I said fuck them
Claimed.
I'll be watching you all.
>>680444094
shit. Were they old people. I worked as a cleanup crew in a hospital before. The deaths around you really get to you even if you're not involved. I stopped seeing a hospital as a place where people get better for a while and started seeing it as a place where people go to die quietly. That smell in a room where someone has died is just so distinct and the cleanup isn't much better. What is it you do around there?
>>680444571
Hey Yuno, how is your morning?
>edition
>>680444797
A very sweaty one, these bosses are no joke, absolute no chill. Fuck those who claim "LOL SO EASY"
>>680443007
everything was fine till you, faggot
Waifu Master explosion disaster claimed~
Hope everyone is having a stellar night!
>>680444571
Pics or it didn't happen brotha
>>680444641
Same, most if not all of the new cartoons don't bother to cater to the adults that have to sit through it. When I was a kid watching spongebob, my sister who was like 20 would actually watch it with me cus there were some actually funny jokes
>>680444781
Don't you judge me
>>680445019
I dont have a usb to transfer pic, I do however recorded the battle.. tho MAJOR spoilers tho
>>680444082
>implying karen is not purestwaifu4laifu
>>680444263
fuck that sounds good and bad lol, is there a supervisor or something that notices your hard work though?
>>680444781
>>680445057
>>680445006
ohayo
>>680444757
did you beat nameless king?
>>680445006
Hello nagunim
>>680445057
Hey Hols
>>680444879
>tfw never played dark souls because I'm a poorfag
I'm waiting for the pack where you can buy all 3 but that won't happen anytime soon? Is it still as hard as the last ones? Succesful games tend to get easier to cater to a larger audience
>>680445006
Hey! Hows it goin?
>>680445057
Ayyyy hows it goin?
>>680444500
>>680444797
I say deaths, I mean the fight between Spike and Syndra.
>>680444641
I go apron off. Keep myself clean and dry. Mark of a good dishpig.
>>680445006
May be getting out early.
>>680444797
I feel for you, and know that smell. Watched my grandmothers last breath around this time last year. I was... detached. Didnt feel real.
>>680444757
Ah, that one. Started on Demon's. Sword and Shield most of the way. I switch to big, heavies later when I can take some hits and have more stability. Good, fun challenge.
You ever Ninja Gaiden?
>Ninja Gaiden 3 doesn't exist
>>680444781
>pic
>>680445019
Anything that's new, really.
shows, games, products.
In a world where technology makes saturation of the would-be to put his unfinished, half assed product out there and.. just.. fuck
>>680445162
>pic
>>680445168
>what is torrents
>>680445168
fucking poor maggot
>>680445168
Oh hell no it's harder
>tfw no demon's souls remaster
>>680445253
I played some of it, ex bought it for me but like the causal I was I dropped it after the 3rd level (I was lost af in tht game)
Faker claimed niggas
>>680444967
>>680445270
Why do you love me so much?
>>680445006
Night in Europe is shit, There's this gaint ball of light in the sky so it's really hard to fall asleep now
>>680445057
Hello Milkman
>>680445242
Well fuck did I jump to conclusions there
>>680445242
Ah, dishpit.. How I do not miss cramped quarters and heat sanitized barrels.
Except this one kitchen.. glory be, three lanes with two person to walk shoulder to shoulder. Wrap around with slant edge for dish pit. Double barrel. Disposal. Beautiful setup. I'd still get a little wet, but I learned not to splash myself
sometimes
>>680445376
It's certainly rough, that's for sure. Some badass boss fights, though
>Not you, tanks. Fuck you
>>680445421
because you are a weakling
Haruhi claimed
>>680445154
Heya Karen, hope you're doing well.
>>680445162
Hello Synonym.
>>680445184
Heya! I'm doing good :) Had a long day but I'm done with it now :) I missed you last night, I didn't want to interupt the other megumin and was too late to tell you goodnight :p
>>680445242
Let's hope so! I got my fingers crossed for you.
>>680445421
Oh right it's night for the US haha :p but I know what you mean that thing sucks, way too bright and way too hot.
>>680445470
Toughest one for me is nameless king
>>680445470
I should stop doing this
>>680445509
Says the ball of squish
>>680445154
>>680445162
>>680445184
>>680445421
Hello. I'm alright, tired though.
>>680445591
I've noticed the DS/DkS get progressively easier. And it's not just because I've played them, because I've gone back to each.
>>680445637
S'up, alright?
>>680445709
Oh yeah if I go back to previous installments that will be a cakewalk
>>680445470
I love it. Gets my hands dirty. Gets then clean again. Cathartic.
>>680445574
Although I doubt it. New girl on close.
>>680445592
Thats just how Chen operates. Lurks and insults. We love her.
>>680445126
Woah! haha, didn't expect you to record it
>>680445154
Not really haha, theirs so many employees that the only way to get a "promotion" would be to ask for it. I don't really care that much though because they don't make that much more for alot more work lol
>>680445242
Oh I see haha
>>680445253
I feel ya, especially with games. The ability to put out things like patches and DLC means the developers don't HAVE to get it right first try
>>680445544
Hey! Hows it goin?
>>680445509
If I am, I do not care enough to be bothered by it
>>680445592
kek
>>680445544
>dubs of glorious return
Welcome back Haruhi
Alright, bus is on the way, I'll seeya guys
I claim misa misa
>>680445877
My friends will want to see it.
>>680445916
Bye Karen
>>680445833
>insult other waifus
Well it's in the rules
>>680445574
Good to hear! Except the part about me missing you, that makes me feel bad heh
>>680445637
Thats good, at least now you can post till you pass out right? Nice and comfy :D
>>680445916
Later Karen! Have a good one :)
>>680445936
Whatsup! Whats she from?
>>680445988
Makes sense, anyway for me to see it?
I get these two... I'll become Mormon or something
>>680445795
Nah, you got it backwards. They get HARDER the further you go back. I blame it on pandering
>It's too hard
>ok we make easier
>Now it's too easy
>ok...
>>680445833
I'm a distributions manager now for some dusty ass warehouse.. so all I wash is my snozz of dust.
>>680445877
Indie
Early Access
Greenlight
XXXX #3
Mostly trash. I just dont feel like shelling out the clams for disappointment, anymore.
Currently running through Star Ocean 2 again
>>680445936
Hey, my name's Syndra.. write that in your little book, would ya?
>>680446139
Death note
>>680446139
I'll upload it to youtube in a bit
>>680446199
I'm not seeing it, I already know the vast majority of bosses' patterns and all games have varies of healing
>>680446184
>More then one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>680446199
master deception tactics going on here
>>680442784
waifu clammed
>>680446333
Checked.
>>680445907
KEK xddddddDDDDDDDDDDDD
kill yourselves
>>680445709
>>680446313
Fucking a, forgot picture
>>680446313
I just feel like Demon's Souls still rapes my nut.
Level design is just so much more brutal
>Shrine of Storms
>Narrow Ledges
>Fucking phantoms
>>680446332
Hey, keep it quiet.. she doesn't know yet.
I'm pretty enough for the role
>>680446429
>>680445833
Well keep me updated okay?
>>680446011
It's not your fault :) and hey we can talk now anyways haha n_n what's up??
>>680446519
>Flying manties flinging shit at you
Hated that
I claim chi-chi
>>680446199
Same, all the Indie stuff is a double edged sword IMO, you get some good ideas and some people who genuinely give a shit. But for every one of those you get 10 of some guy with a half baked idea who gets funding through early access or the like only to have it be a disappointment heh
>>680446310
Shit really? I got a new reason to watch that now haha
>>680446313
Nice, let me know when its up!
Claiming
>>680446199
Sneaky, sneaky...
>>680446653
Say hello to mah buddy!
>Rory-sama
>>680446653
I never did find a good bow. I'd love to run the game with someone. I got it when Dark Souls 2 was almost on release, so it was pretty sparse. Now it's vacant.
>>680446900
>We're working on it
>Last updated 6 months ago
>UPDATE: Deviation. Bitch, swerve!
I'll just stick to my emu's and currently owned. I still have too many games I need to work on.
>>680447082
I think it worked, too.
>>680447082
Whats good bra?
>>680446601
Thats true! :) nothin much, just found out I bombed my chem test, so now Im just watching animaniacs having a few drinks. How bout you? everything going good I hope?
>>680447082
Shes cute, whats her number?
>>680447028
Whatsup?
>>680447153
Scholar of the First Sin version feels a little more complete
>mfw game designer and I can't relate because I haven't played any of these games
>>680447153
>swerve!
kek, ive seen that too many times. Call me tightfisted but I don't know how people can donate to stuff like that
I'll get going for now, might return in another one of these events.
Claimed! You snooze you lose
>>680447581
Not buyin the same game twice...
again
>>680447704
tom foolery. Gettin suckered in. I've hit a few of those traps.
>>680447764
Backdoor guest
>>680447163
Just cleaning at work.
>>680447357
+61430559160 baby
>>680447929
Well, its a good claim at least.
Mine
>>680447993
>Phone#
I'm not falling for that again.
Last time I called an anon, he was a cop.
Claimed!
>>680447357
a month ago I ran through all the animaniacs episodes lol I love that series :) and Yeah all is well :) no complaints here n_n
>>680447929
>>680448069
>>680448082
Fight me.
For just because probably I don't know.
I think this booze has hit its mark.
>>680447977
No point anyways, going to be dead anyways
>>680447993
Make dat money doe
>>680448078
Im no cop
>>680448114
Jesus. Epic show. Did you finger Prince?
>>680447764
Later overseer! have a good one :)
>>680447929
Howdy! Hows it goin?
>>680447977
SHENANIGANS, i've been tempted for sure, but I hate spending money unnecessarily so it canceled out haha
>>680447993
mmmm, she send nudes?
>>680448114
>>680448369
You into men?
>>680448337
>Finger Prints
>Goodnight everybody
Haha no kidding it was my jam :)
>>680448380
Heloooo nurse.
>>680448242
What are you drinking?
>>680448082
Hows it goin?
>>680448114
Nice! Im pretty much just starting. Good to hear things are going well! Im glad to hear it :)
>>680448477
If by "men" you mean "women" then yeah
>>680448380
Helloooo nurse!
sachi claim
>>680448293
Aint that the truth
>>680448337
I'm only into for actual chicks
And I haven't had anything good to say since I died inside.
>>680448369
I still impulse buy
I am expert at buyers remorse.
>>680448572
Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey while washing it down with some Raging Bitch. Vacation til next month, so a lot of drunken nights and days ahead yet
>Connection Error
>Connection Error
>Connection Error
I paid my bill!
oh my love
>>680446900
Yes watch the show. Us Live action movie due out this year. Already 3 in Japan.
>>680448802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtzN_4phJUg
Here it is
>>680448802
Whatcha drinking btw?? and yeah it feels nice to not have any stress right now.. just totally chill u_u
>>680448834
Fair enough.
>>680448802
Then no nudes for you
>>680448914
Good ideas and execution. Manga was superior though.
>>680448871
Well, thats a unique one. Into banshees?
Shinoa claim
>>680449077
I'll agree, but the English voice acting in the show was incredible and gave it a slight advantage over the Manga just because it brought the characters to life so well.
>>680449149
Hello friend~
>>680447357
Nothing really, getting addicted to /waifu/
>>680449077
into banshees who tryna look mean but they r lost inside
>>680442784
guess who this is
Polishing off this beer and crashing. Full day of doing nothing ahead of me tomorrow. I've earned it.
See you later
>>680448926
Holy shit that was raw as fuck, the part where he heals himself actually got me 2nd hand heated haha
>>680448914
Damn really? I never knew that, are the 3 that are out any good?
>>680448834
I impulsive buy little shit, but I have to get drunk to buy anything over $50 lol
>>680449037
The usual rum, same as always you know haha, you drinking anything?
>>680449149
Hey! Hows it goin?
>>680449462
same here man, every day I tell myself "tonight I don't think I will" and then every night I get home and post haha
>>680449626
Have a good one man! My next drink is on you
>>680449447
Hello.
>>680449801
Heyo. Just doing some surf on CSGO with friends. How bout you?
>>680449077
Psh, I don't want your stinky dude nudes anyhow
>>680449801
Literally shouted "CUNT" when he did that lol, thankfully he dosent fully heal
>>680449801
The tears of my enemies of course ;D haha that and a normal boring red wine. :) Just enjoying myself. I am kind of hungry now though..
>>680450033
Hey shinoa bro
>>680450033
How are ya today?
>>680448871
Well, thats a unique one. Into banshees?final clean down time!
>>680450360
Wow, mobile fail.
Meant to be
Final clean down time!
>>680450176
Howdy
>>680450250
Going great how bout you?
>>680450514
Pretty swell, just beat dark souls 3
>>680450567
When the piano kicked in I swear there were tears
>>680450033
Just chillin till bed, I could never get the hang of surf maps, I always go too fast and fuck up somewhere haha
>>680450058
God just watching made me heated, thats the worst in games when the boss suddenly decides to heal like "I know you spent hella time figuring out all my shit just to get me almost dead, so do it all fucking over again"
>>680450176
>normal boring red wine
as long as it gets you feelin it right? Whatever works :P What are you in the mood for?
>>680450765
>>680450765
That got me killed cause I was busy feelin it
>>680450796
Looking back at it, it's kinda funny he's like "I know yo ass is scared so lemme heal"
>>680450514
Watcha up to? :)
>>680450796
I don't know really.. I guess that's why I'm drinking red wine :) it's normal and I am usually always up for it haha.
>>680450942
True haha, when Im fighting a boss and they do that, I instantly lose hope. Its like "BITCH YOU GUESSIN"
>>680451187
I feel that, Im more of white wine guy myself. But I meant what are you in the mood to eat haha
>>680450796
My problem with surf is that I go too slow. Dropped it cause it was an Aussie server so connection was shit and now on to a shit version of TTT
>>680450942
DS3 has so much fan service I love it.
>>680451187
Nothing much. Doing the CSGO version of TTT now. How about you?
>>680451360
Man that 2nd phase really cought me off guard, like literally I panic rolled all over the place
>>680451442
Yesss catered so much to the first DS I love it! Tho kinda wish it had a tad bit more DSII stuff, I've grown to like it after SotFS
>>680451442
They have a CS:GO version of that??
>>680451360
Oh I'm an idiot sorry.. and I'm in the mood for sushi tbh :( maybe a nice hot bowl of Udon too.
>>680451547
I didn't care much for DSII. Nor did Miyazaki I guess. After playing SotFS I'm glad they ignored it.
>>680451684
Yea. Me and my buddies wanted to see how garbage it was. It's ok. Prefer the GMod version
>>680451442
Damn I didn't even know CSGO had TTT servers, are they any good at least?
>>680451461
haha I noticed that, it still looked like you had control though, fights like that in dark souls always look awesome
>>680451684
haha, im not big on sushi but Udon sounds bomb. Right now im craving some in n out. haven't had it in a while
>>680451797
I dont blame them, its a love/hate thing for me
>>680451894
I was like "fuck it I'll lure him for that lunge"
>>680451797
That's weird haha I only ever played the gmod version. That and I only played CS Source :p i never got into GO
>>680451894
Ugh go and get me a bowl of it and I'll be your best friend! :) and living so close to an in n out means I have it so often it lost it's flare.. now I don't like it that much.
>>680451983
Nice haha, there was a couple times when I thought you were goin down
>>680452045
Will do :D, and I can see how it would get old. I miss it only cus im trying to stay on a diet of beef jerky and rum to lose weight haha
>>680451894
Its ok kinda garb. Tried to RDM cause the server was filled with fags but autoslay.
>>680452045
Probably gonna stick to the Gmod version since I don't care for the GO one. You should get into GO though it's pretty fun
>>680452366
Oh wow I hope that goes okay for you :) how long is the diet for?
>>680452391
I hear it's a cash grab for skins. And that there's a LOT of hackers/cheaters in it. Plus the community seems a bit too.. try hard for me. Like I play for fun and it doesn't sound like that's the CS:GO way to do things.
>>680452391
>autoslay
My puss alert just went off, sounds like a bunch of fegs haha
>>680452366
Far too many close encounters, even thought to myself "whats the point.." but I have a iron will for these games
>>680452549
Eh skins thing is a stretch, No reason to use them if you don't want them. Barely any hackers around my ELO but whatever there always is that one asshat. Community is absolute shit so most of the time I just play with friends and we dick around most of the time. but if it's not for you it's not for you I understand.
>>680452555
>trips of truth
Yea it's fucking dumb. I wanted to kill em all but the minute I get a guy autoslay. Gayest shit ever.
>>680442784
>Waifu claiming thread.
and posts pic of a womanizer straight male
what a gay
![[S^M] Clannad 01 RAW00360.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zXfP1RY.jpg "[S^M] Clannad 01 RAW00360.jpg")
Kyou claimed ^^
>>680452705
I watch youtubers play it a lot :) the thing is like.. the last time I was in a community that bad was when people would leave games in DOTA with me when they heard I was a girl. Like it was bad. and it turned me off to the game and I guess I can see the same thing happening there. Is it better with a full team of friends at least?
>>680442784
aiushta claimed
Rumia claimed
>>680449801
>rum
I panicked a bit when searching if Rumia was available :3
>>680452549
Until I'm a fit pussy crusher! haha no but its pretty much until I don't feel self conscious about that sorta shit. Over spring break I stuck to it really well because I stayed in my room all week and lost like 4 pounds so im trying to get back to that style cus I kinda fell off
>>680452616
>thought to myself "whats the point.."
Damn, ive never had a game hit my spirits like that haha
>>680452705
That just sounds like the stupidest thing to have on TTT, innocents get merc'd all the time
>>680452776
Hey! Hows it goin?
![[S^M] Clannad 01 RAW00370.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Awj0V62.jpg "[S^M] Clannad 01 RAW00370.jpg")
>>680452967
What would you have done?
>>680452988
Going good thank you, just found out some assignment is due today at 4pm instead of the 1pm I thought it was.. so I can relax a little bit more
>>680452988
I've had alot of moments were my souls was crushed
>>680452988
Coming from a girl your first step might be to not say "I'm a fit pussy crusher" Lmao. But honestly that's great to hear :) I'm glad you are trying to make a change it's admirable. Most people I know are too lazy to.
>>680453112
Trips steal, etc
I can always outlast any other claimers.
>>680452843
Of course it's fun with friends. Sometimes if you got a 4 man you can get a cool random but not all the time. I don't care about the enemy team most of the time.
>>680452988
Fuck ikr. Just glad I ended up playing TTT years ago and I picked up some cool friendos.
>>680451983
Only bullshit part of the final boss was his spear mode. Also think it would be cool if you choose to link the fire that in NG+ he would have your weapon form
>>680453204
Actually I found his spear mode the easiest... granted I stay strafing to the right, his curved sword gave me more trouble
>Yuno
>trying not to read DS3 spoilers
bullies
