Faces of /b/ thread!
>Post, rate, chill, and stop trying to be edgy
I don't believe for a second that anybody on /b/ looks this normal
You are misunderstanding the purpose of a face thread. Sure some of us here are a tad narcasistic but mostly these people are just incecure about their appearence and want the straight dope. The real reason for face threads is to add a humanistic dimension to /b/ that we normally dont get from other threads. All of us here on /b/ are in similair boats in life that find us lonely. We just want to talk with real people and not someone behing a computer. Were here to connect not focus on our appearance.
just woke up and
yes you can i had 8 they removed 5 when i was in 4th grade and they went dormant when i turned 21 and they decided to grow outside my face (see pic)
well they made me a 5k silicon replacement but i dont use it
Is 5 minutes too long? How long should I spend brushing my teeth, drying my hair and putting deodorant on? I think you just want to put people down. Dont want to sulk over your own pathetic life so you find a way to make fun of ours.
>oh he looks somewhat decent he must spend all his time doing that what a looser.
Go shove a dildo in your ass. I dont give a fuck what you think.
Yeah well people are always going to have a different opinion so you're just feeding into a never-ending cycle of insecurity.
Now shut the fuck up and post gore.
Take it fucking easy, Picasso.
Just stop telling people about your daily routines on the internet, or elsewhere. Live your god-dammed life, and leave other people out of your personal hygiene.
There is no bubble ive had anxiety my whole life its never gotton better with more social interaction and its never gotton worse with less. Im not running away from my problems im avioding unnecessary pain.
When I say I was in the thread. I was in the thread. I see you git a haircut :)
Me and my girl chillin last week.
Whut up /b/ros!
And you're an uncultured American swine that shits on the ideas your father worked so hard for, so you can shitpost and talk trash to people in real life because you can't put up with the fact that you're ignorant piece of shit.
How's that for colloquial discourse, you fucking piece of street trash swine?
fucking kill yourself.
How you doing tonight my man?
Me and my girl getten ready to head out here in Vegas.
I didn't think you cared what people thought.
Just fucking go out there, and give it a 110%, John.
Go find a woman that loves you for the gel you massage into your scalp every morning.
Pretty cool board. Glad to see some like minded bros
You ever hand on /pol/?
What a trip
Please i need to find a character to cosplay, i need to win a cosplay showdown in my city, any advice?
If it makes you feel any better I'd definitely attempt to hit on you. Pic related.
Dude even if he spent 3 hours in the morning getting ready wtf do you care faggot? I spend like 30 minutes in the morning doing my hair bc I actually take a bit of pride in my appearance. Not everyone skips the shower and brushing their teeth bc they're a neckbeard fat fuck like yourself.
I'm talking about your over-generalized, Sophomoric sense of vague existentialist thoughts contrived in your mind, which perceives everything it doesn't understand as a threat.
Not everyone posts their daily routine on the internet for unassuming faggots to read about, as if they give a shit.
Even third world cucks take fucking showers, you tumblrina feminist cuntbag whore.
I still realize that some people are disgustingly immoral but I don't think it's alright to generalize the entire human race as leaning towards evil or food. I think the human race is like any other species but with more developed congnitive function.
here ya go man, do you have a thing for hair or something? you seem pretty eager for a picture of it
If you think humans are developed through cognitive functionality, you need to look outside your own bubble of security.
Humans have the ability for heinous evil, and, by that fact, have committed such atrocities, and still continue to ever day.
No they do not. But you seem to be very concerned with how long it takes him to get ready you fucking idiot. You honestly judt come off as a really ugly fuck that thinks it's "cool" to not care about your appearance. Like do you ever want to rope some bitches ormis that not your thing?
That child is so young, how do they run that channel by themselves?
took out last thread with help.
just need commitment.
also don't fucking act like i'm not handsome.
i dont need to act, you look like youre 30% on your way to becoming golem from all that time you spend in the basement. you didnt "take out" the last thread, we moved on to this one that is thriving because post limit. do something with your life, imbecile
more women dig that than you may like to believe.
if I weren't spamming you with gore i'd be a 7/10.
quit being biased because you're butthurt, faggot.
that's called taking it out.
you gave up.
>spams thread with gore because "he's sick of narcissistic faggots"
>admits to being insecure about his looks and proves hes doing it because he's projecting
wow, we didnt even have to try with this fag. youre a 4 anon. no stand out features that are attractive, and a really fucked up to the point of looking almost like a birth deformity head shape. i dont even mind the gore, but youre just such a hypocrite little bitch i had to say something, the cringe called my name
narcissistic sadist wasn't much of an insult to begin with.
not that i am one but both of those are alpha male traits, just expressed differently.
you're posting your face on /b/ so faggots can reaffirm your piss-poor self-esteem.
that is cringe.
celebrated 4/20 today
ran to my conerbar for quiznight and lost
it's okey, my team had won 5 straight weeks, I was OK with the loss
What have you faggots up to tonight?
Holy shit OP, how often are you going to make these threads?
yeah i wish it weren't true either.
>haha, I'm going to post gore in a thread
>that will really show them, haha
>I'm going to rid 4chan of threads I don't like, haha
>I'm so awesome, I'm doing everyone a favor! Yeah, hahaha!
You really aren't doing anything bro, you're just posting images to an image board, you aren't the "one man crusade of the cancer killing /b" That you think you are.
i wish those thoughts were running through my head. man.
i don't get why you're so mad though.
ITT: the cancer that killed /b/
>haha, I'll just say he's mad
>that will show him
>yeah, I'll just say that I am victorious, yeah, haha
>that will REALLY show them, man, they will never make a new thread again, all because of me, hahaha
i thought i was tryhard but you're obviously pretty mad man. calm down and post some gore to feel better.
Top quality shit post, you really ruined a thread with that sentence.
Faces of /b/ will never be made again thanks to your efforts :^)
it's the little victories that matter.
Monk anon is nice. I am not here to insult you. The fact you browse /b/ means you are miserable enough as it is xxx monk anon
Man, I am reag salty right now, I just broke my keyboard from typing too hard thanks to you :(
My fedora is now soaking with sweat, I have to get a new one, you owe me a new keyboard and hat.
You truly out witted me, I guess I will have to stop posting because of you.