Faces of /b/ thread! >Post, rate, chill, and stop trying
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Faces of /b/ thread!
>Post, rate, chill, and stop trying to be edgy
inb4 butthurt gore faggot comes here
>>680416092
it'll happen until he inevitably realizes hes a huge faggot
>>680415874
>>680416383
i recognize you
reporting in
>>680416383
You look like you might have nice eyes but its hard to tell in the photo
Kindof a wide forehead
Wierd chin to lip crease
Also you are probobly underaged
>>680416829
action bronson
>>680416829
>>680417060
yes i get that alot
>>680415874
>>680416383
>>680417191
I don't believe for a second that anybody on /b/ looks this normal
>>680417591
Thanks bb. Normal is all I strive to be.
>>680416138
hot 1000/1000
Anyone have any suggestions for netflix?
>>680416383
Eyes are a tiny bit far apart. But that dosent hurt the overall look very much. Pretty normal face you got there.
>>680417942
the jimmy neutron movie. i just finished it and it was incredible. i wish i was kidding
>>680417942
If you havent seen beasts of no nation yet you should see that.
>>680418037
I saw it when i was a kid dont remember much not really my taste anyways
>>680415874
You're spilling an awful lot of that semen, OP.
>>680417591
These people are narcissists, they spend every waking hour trying to perfect their figure so they can get attention from faggots like you.
>>680417191
cute/10
>>680418323
is that what you tell yourself? i just shower daily and wear hand me downs. i havent been shopping since i was 12 kek
>>680416829
I was in your first thread <3
>>680418325
What happened to your eye? Were you born with it gone?
>inb4 monk jokes
>>680418323
If by every waking hour you mean 5 minutes in the morning then sure. Besides. He said normal. It dosent take forever to look like an average human being.
>>680418523
Hello
>>680418553
No i had a fight with a mountain lion and won but lost a eye. lol jk i had a tumor and they removed everything
>>680418701
Monk joke. But seriously grow you hair out.
>>680418475
You sure do sound like a self-absorbed faggot, but I think you're well-aware of that.
>>680418761
You can have tumors in your eye?
>>680418954
i dont at all, youre just so furiously insecure you cant take truth. calm down anon
>>680418761
Cool beans. Or not. Hey at least when they invent robot eyes you wont have to get one removed.
>>680418736
You're not helping your cause.
>>680419119
Your unfounded advances can only mean one thing. Projection.
Two can play at your high-school-level psych terminology game.
>>680419151
>>680418761
*insert pun here*
>>680418323
You are misunderstanding the purpose of a face thread. Sure some of us here are a tad narcasistic but mostly these people are just incecure about their appearence and want the straight dope. The real reason for face threads is to add a humanistic dimension to /b/ that we normally dont get from other threads. All of us here on /b/ are in similair boats in life that find us lonely. We just want to talk with real people and not someone behing a computer. Were here to connect not focus on our appearance.
>>680419147
>>680418954
what youre saying does not make sense
rate me
just woke up and
>allahu akbar
>>680419369
Holy shit you're a fucking faggot.
>>680419043
yes you can i had 8 they removed 5 when i was in 4th grade and they went dormant when i turned 21 and they decided to grow outside my face (see pic)
>>680419369
>humanistic dimension
>comes on an anonymous image board that solely exists because people don't want human interaction
You are such a dingus.
>>680419311
did this kid just insult himself?
>>680419135
well they made me a 5k silicon replacement but i dont use it
>>680419147
Is 5 minutes too long? How long should I spend brushing my teeth, drying my hair and putting deodorant on? I think you just want to put people down. Dont want to sulk over your own pathetic life so you find a way to make fun of ours.
>oh he looks somewhat decent he must spend all his time doing that what a looser.
Go shove a dildo in your ass. I dont give a fuck what you think.
>>680419504
Because you're an unassuming faggot that's obsessed with personal appearance.
Go read a fucking book; preferably something other than Harry Potter.
>>680419647
Just because it's anonymous doesn't mean you have to completely eliminate the human interaction
>>680419647
I have pretty bad social anxiety so its easier to come here talk to people irl
>>680419597
Holy titty-fucking assholes.
>>680419368
*insert alot of can i skull fuck me requests here*
>>680419822
so many assumptions and bold claims for a wildly delusional man. no point in reasoning with the unreasonable
>>680419688
Maybe you can learn something that way, you're obviously not storming the gates of Harvard at this rate. Faggot.
>>680416829
hell yeah
I just wanted a straight opinion on how I look. People in real life never tell the truth or dont talk about it at all.
>>680419844
Yes. That's the point.
>>680419898
Do you get those often?
>>680419893
yep thats what happens when a Dorment Non Cancerous tumor Comes out from your eye socket
>>680419846
Go outside your bubble. I was the same way; running away from your problems doesn't solve them.
>>680420085
when i was doing the face of 4chan yes id get about 4 each time i do one
>>680419998
this guy is a cringe factory
>>680420051
why do you care ugly ass nigga
>>680419792
You could find other uses for it. Toss it at small children and then wink at them with your your working eye.
>>680420051
Yeah well people are always going to have a different opinion so you're just feeding into a never-ending cycle of insecurity.
Now shut the fuck up and post gore.
>>680419803
Take it fucking easy, Picasso.
Just stop telling people about your daily routines on the internet, or elsewhere. Live your god-dammed life, and leave other people out of your personal hygiene.
>>680420283
never thought of that but idk when i put it
>>680420068
I'd say that's the case with some people here but others still want interaction
>>680419924
I guess you've figured your life out. Now it's time to search onward for a mate, breed, and make more little dumb yous for the world to enjoy.
>>680420350
Do you not do those things every day anon?
>>680420160
There is no bubble ive had anxiety my whole life its never gotton better with more social interaction and its never gotton worse with less. Im not running away from my problems im avioding unnecessary pain.
>>680420088
Post more.
Me on drugs.
>>680418761
>>680418761
When I say I was in the thread. I was in the thread. I see you git a haircut :)
>>680420591
ultra faggot.
Me and my girl chillin last week.
Whut up /b/ros!
>>680420244
And you're an uncultured American swine that shits on the ideas your father worked so hard for, so you can shitpost and talk trash to people in real life because you can't put up with the fact that you're ignorant piece of shit.
How's that for colloquial discourse, you fucking piece of street trash swine?
>>680418323
why am I the faggot
>>680420591
Are those weed drugs anon?
>>680415874
Posting your face on an anonymous thread...
>>680420712
>>680420411
Then go outside, there's more than 4 billion Asians on the planet, go fucking talk to one of them.
It's 11:44, I'm doing homework, r8 me faggots
>>680420712
Ayyyy welcome
>>680420549
>>680420510
Take shits, wipe, repeat?
Yes. But I don't stress the need to tell every passerby about them.
>>680420848
>actually posing.
fucking kill yourself.
>>680420756
why not?
You have no clue what country I live
How are you going to find me?
>>680420630
that picture is maybe half a year old during winter or something cus my hair wasnt that long
>>680420538
Sound like me, trying to make up excuses for the misunderstood.
Go towards the pain, the rest will follow.
>>680420740
Nah twisting the bubble bro, only meth
>>680420727
Because you indulged their senses, ultimately, letting them win.
>>680420818
Asians are socially awkward and kill children. Just look at the gore on this thread.
>>680421049
But meth is illegal..
>>680420876
Nice.Moar?
>>680420712
How you doing tonight my man?
Me and my girl getten ready to head out here in Vegas.
>>680415874
Solid 9.
I'd date you if your personality wasn't shit. You seem like you'd be good in bed.
r8 these guns boys
>>680420898
It was to prove a point. Didnt think it was such a big deal as I thought its what most people did.
>>680420977
29-01-2016 never forget
>>680421140
Those are Pakistanis, but it's also diversionary. The sooner you realize that all humans are inherently evil, the better off you'll be.
>>680421161
>/
And so is weed in like 45 states, kill yourself because you obvisiously are not smart enough to reproduce.
>>680421276
fbbp
>>680421281
Where? They in the closet?
>>680420992
They sound like excuses to someone that hasnt lived my life. But i dont need your validation, im going to live the way i choose
>>680421281
At least my dick is more efficient
>>680421281
Overrated/10
>>680421281
You seem like you have really nice hair
>>680421211
those two are the only two i shot when i had them at 21 but that was 4 years ago now i got people calling me action bronson, wetty fap and big smo
>>680421387
>taking my shitty bait
Welcome newfag
>>680421298
I didn't think you cared what people thought.
Just fucking go out there, and give it a 110%, John.
Go find a woman that loves you for the gel you massage into your scalp every morning.
>>680421485
thanks, i take care of it
>>680421276
what makes you think my personality is shit? that smoke is from a joint not a vape (to play the stigmas in my favor)
>>680420712
>>680421251
Pretty cool board. Glad to see some like minded bros
You ever hand on /pol/?
What a trip
>>680421411
>doesn't need validation
>joins in on a narcissistic reverie on 4chan
>>680421360
How will I be better off?
>>680421400
yes, just like you
>>680421432
because it takes less energy to stroke 2 inches
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>680421527
Yeah, you look like you could smother someone by sitting on their face.
Probably need to pay for sex from now on though, sorry dude.
>>680421575
Die a horrible death
>>680421794
Because you'll stop trying to perform for every stranger you bump into, and realize no one is perfect.
>>680421432
>>680421820
Ouch
>>680421820
I don't even masturbate. I'm just such a fuckboy I have girls come over and flick my dick.
>>680421898
lol best fighting tactic smothering someone and eh its fine for me
>>680421874
It was never great. It was founded on lies and constipated assholes ready for a shit.
>>680422173
Glad you're content.
>>680422181
Sad!
>>680421643
Most attractive guys have shit personalities. Just what I've found. What you smoke doesn't matter much to me, it's your choice so do what makes you happy.
>>680422286
So is humanity.
>>680422254
ive been content with what i look like for years never really cared since i have no one
>>680421640
If you're comfortable enough you should post a pic
>>680422395
im honored that you think im attractive enough to have been able to cruise off of that my entire life. thats far from true though. thanks anon? not sure how to take this
>>680422395
Most people in general, who are attractive, have shit personalities.
Don't point fingers, you fucking halfwit spic bitch.
Please i need to find a character to cosplay, i need to win a cosplay showdown in my city, any advice?
>>680422470
wojak.jpg
>>680422060
I'm not being a naive optimist. Seems pretty black or white with you.
>>680421575
cancer
![uL89A2b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FJjOP1m.jpg "uL89A2b[1].jpg")
>>680415874
VAPE NAYSSHH!
>>680422715
Negative, personalities have grey areas, not living and breathing.
Either you live, or you die.
Now that I think about it, Yoda said something along those lines too.
>>680422602
ugly fag detected
ITT: cute gay tumblr fags
>>680422505
i was planning on showering tomorrow, my hair is basement dweller greasy at the moment
>>680422889
Instead of being a bile-spewing faggot all the time, maybe you should consider there are rationale thoughts that are not apparent in your mind.
>>680422893
fuck it
>>680422886
Sorry, but what the fuck are you talking about?
>>680422590
If it makes you feel any better I'd definitely attempt to hit on you. Pic related.
>>680419822
Dude even if he spent 3 hours in the morning getting ready wtf do you care faggot? I spend like 30 minutes in the morning doing my hair bc I actually take a bit of pride in my appearance. Not everyone skips the shower and brushing their teeth bc they're a neckbeard fat fuck like yourself.
>>680423295
I'm talking about your over-generalized, Sophomoric sense of vague existentialist thoughts contrived in your mind, which perceives everything it doesn't understand as a threat.
>>680423366
it really really does
>>680423366
Tits and timestamp?
>>680423486
Not everyone posts their daily routine on the internet for unassuming faggots to read about, as if they give a shit.
Even third world cucks take fucking showers, you tumblrina feminist cuntbag whore.
>>680421575
this filter is cancer but i attempted it
>>680423141
gay
R8
>>680415874
>stop trying to be edgy
>vaping
Is this bait?
>>680423525
I still realize that some people are disgustingly immoral but I don't think it's alright to generalize the entire human race as leaning towards evil or food. I think the human race is like any other species but with more developed congnitive function.
ho
>>680423802
its a joint
>>680423366
lies that can't be you
>>680423183
here ya go man, do you have a thing for hair or something? you seem pretty eager for a picture of it
>>680423684
Have a nice day op
I hope you end up happy wherever you are
>>680423746
arent we friends on snapchat or kik or something?
>>680423783
Yes, you totally fucking are. Now go off to do gay things, you fucking degenerate scum of the earth knob-gobbler.
>>680423800
what happened to ur eye, can you see out of the brown one?
>>680423927
most likely, on here a lot :-)
>>680423925
thats sweet
you too
>>680423955
ur so mad u gay queer
>>680423691
Sorry I'm not the usual whore that posts on here. I only posted myself to show op. If you want tits just go watch porn.
>>680423816
If you think humans are developed through cognitive functionality, you need to look outside your own bubble of security.
Humans have the ability for heinous evil, and, by that fact, have committed such atrocities, and still continue to ever day.
>>680423969
a mineral water bottle exploded and a glass fragment crashed in my right eye when I was 2
I see barely see from that eye but the left is good
>>680423746
Pic related?
>>680423913
no, no, no. I meant, fuck it, don't bother washing it. Not, fuck it, post it.
>>680424048
Fag.
>>680424191
lol yeah thats me.
>>680423848
Didnt know ltcorbis does selfies besides yt
>>680424177
fucking expensive water isn't good for anyone.
>>680424245
lol oh, my bad
>>680423913
Long hair on guys is attractive to me. I was just curious what it looked like.
>>680423875
oh muh bad, happy holidays.
i r8 420/10
R8 h8 masturb8
>>680424297
TITSTAMPS!!!!
>>680423715
No they do not. But you seem to be very concerned with how long it takes him to get ready you fucking idiot. You honestly judt come off as a really ugly fuck that thinks it's "cool" to not care about your appearance. Like do you ever want to rope some bitches ormis that not your thing?
>>680424420
fucking 420, checkem
>>680424411
well, it's pretty long. is it at the very least attractive?
gore spam imminent
>>680424342
That child is so young, how do they run that channel by themselves?
>>680424160
Our advantage over other species is our intelligence. We've Been able to survive because of our adaptibility to environmental pressures. Correct?
>>680424642
>nobody responds to his 20 other posts
>thinks anybody gives a shit
it's your time anon, waste it how you wish
>>680415874
just took this tell me what you thing
>>680424739
took out last thread with help.
just need commitment.
also don't fucking act like i'm not handsome.
>>680424588
I'd say so. I especially like brown hair so yes. I look too preppy to ever land a qt with long brown hair. They usually go for the more edgy looking girl.
>>680424814
You look splendid
Rate me
>>680424814
action bronson/10
>>680424879
not handsome when you're mentally unstable.
>>680425084
return to sender/10
>>680424879
i dont need to act, you look like youre 30% on your way to becoming golem from all that time you spend in the basement. you didnt "take out" the last thread, we moved on to this one that is thriving because post limit. do something with your life, imbecile
>>680425128
more women dig that than you may like to believe.
>>680424899
post a pic, let's see if you look too preppy
>>680425084
the kid from Up found out he loves cocks and being a little hipster bitch/10
>>680425155
stud
>>680425162
The fuck is that?
>>680425265
HAHAHA THIS NIGGAS LIKE 20 AND STILL PLAYING THE MENTALLY UNSTABLE CARD. WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!
>>680425265
i am a female, and have tons of female friends and no, not fucking gore like that.
>>680424879
>also don't fucking act like i'm not handsome.
fuckin kek
>>680425109
Damn it XD
>>680424879
Ah so you're a narcissist as well as a sadist?
>>680425404
not really a card.
>>680425416
>spams thread with gore because "he's sick of narcissistic faggots"
>admits to being insecure about his looks and proves hes doing it because he's projecting
wow, we didnt even have to try with this fag. youre a 4 anon. no stand out features that are attractive, and a really fucked up to the point of looking almost like a birth deformity head shape. i dont even mind the gore, but youre just such a hypocrite little bitch i had to say something, the cringe called my name
>>680425594
he's ugly and the only way he can get attention is by posting gore.
>>680425594
if you have a degree in psychology.
>>680425625
>>680425416
>>680425265
>>680424879
>>680424642
someone screencap this and make it into a comp, this was top zozzle cringe material
but seriously do i truly look like action bronson i dont see it
>>680423746
were those vids you sent me actually you?
>>680425865
which one are you?
>>680425708
ouch.
>>680425833
do it faggot.
>>680425907
yeah aha all my videos and pictures are me, I don't fake.
>>680425813
Real witty response faggot
>>680425978
>>680424814 <--me
>>680426053
narcissistic sadist wasn't much of an insult to begin with.
>>680426064
I domt think you look like sction bronson at all tnh. I guess just becuase you're big and habe a beard people are saying that.
>>680426150
yeah but its all of the qualities people and females hate ;-)
>>680426150
It wasn't an insult. You people are so fucking cringe
>>680426064
looks like action bronson only because of the fat, beard, and glasses. nothing on your face really looks like his
>>680426258
>>680426150
I have to agree with gore anon here
I like gore anon, comes over as a cool dude with similar thoughts.
I would kill gore anon.
>>680426258
>>680426330
yea i was like i dont see it XD every time i post on a faces shit i get called action branson
>>680426552
Bronson anon
Xxx monk anon
celebrated 4/20 today
ran to my conerbar for quiznight and lost
it's okey, my team had won 5 straight weeks, I was OK with the loss
What have you faggots up to tonight?
>>680426474
hooray.
>>680426653
so im now a monk XD
>>680426561
>alpha male
>>680423746
you know the drill
>>680415874
Holy shit OP, how often are you going to make these threads?
>>680426893
yeah i wish it weren't true either.
>>680426561
>haha, I'm going to post gore in a thread
>that will really show them, haha
>I'm going to rid 4chan of threads I don't like, haha
>I'm so awesome, I'm doing everyone a favor! Yeah, hahaha!
You really aren't doing anything bro, you're just posting images to an image board, you aren't the "one man crusade of the cancer killing /b" That you think you are.
>>680426949
agreed anon
>>680416138
gogglefag
>>680426963
yeah i wish u weren't an attention whore lmao
>>680427041
is this the best gore you got ive seen worst
>>680426762
I am monk anon. I posted earlier remember me. I am also I remember you from january anon and I like gore bro anon.
You are bronson anon
>>680426985
i wish those thoughts were running through my head. man.
i don't get why you're so mad though.
>>680427138
unfortunately. then post it.
>>680427112
no u
>>680426985
ITT: the cancer that killed /b/
>>680427147
i love gore but what ive seen nothing good
>>680427235
i wish i could but i dont collect gore i love looking at it
>>680427152
>haha, I'll just say he's mad
>that will show him
>yeah, I'll just say that I am victorious, yeah, haha
>that will REALLY show them, man, they will never make a new thread again, all because of me, hahaha
>>680426985
I am monk anon and I support gore anon. We will kill you. Your name is butthurt anon. I will kill you then gore anon xxx monk anon
>>680427398
i thought i was tryhard but you're obviously pretty mad man. calm down and post some gore to feel better.
>>680421281
what your bench fag
>>680424333
Nick?
>>680415874
>Faeces of /b/ thread!
Fixed that for you
>>680427502
i don't work out
>>680427452
i kinda wish i was a Monk the shaolin one but yes
>>680427621
>>680427452
Top quality shit post, you really ruined a thread with that sentence.
Faces of /b/ will never be made again thanks to your efforts :^)
>>680427452
With we I mean I because there is no place for gore anon and monk anon xxx monk anon
>>680426036
youre a 10
>wow thats not even close to as good as mine
>>680427683
thanks monk anon.
>>680427452
Shit, he's exposed me! I really am salty!
I admit defeat, you're posts have really hurt my feelings anon, you are victorious.
>>680427592
same guy every time that cant spell feces kek
>>680427731
i think u accidentally added a '0' there, lol, I'm closer to a 1, but thanks <3 ^^
>>680427673
Okii xxx monk anon
>>680415874
>>680427673
it's the little victories that matter.
>>680427879
send me something on kik where i can actually see your body and ill see if thats true or not
>>680427998
pathetic
>>680427870
Monk anon is nice. I am not here to insult you. The fact you browse /b/ means you are miserable enough as it is xxx monk anon
>>680427969
Man, I am reag salty right now, I just broke my keyboard from typing too hard thanks to you :(
My fedora is now soaking with sweat, I have to get a new one, you owe me a new keyboard and hat.
You truly out witted me, I guess I will have to stop posting because of you.
xxx monk anon what type of monk are you
