Waifu claiming thread - Charas T(h)reat edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>insult other waifus
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Big & tall gay dudes would hit on me a lot in Highschool. Always turned them down thinking I was straight, regretting that now...
So, average size?
>Tell him to touch it then
He won't, he never does.
Damn, seems like you have a good start. Got the personality and the location, lucky bastard.
I'm garbage at relationship stuff. Just to shy and awkward. And until recently I had a body type that could only be described as "Holocaust survivor"
What do you mean?
Dis nigga understand life
We're gonna need a boat
I don't think so, but I have already listened to it.
Anyone want to play ds3 on xbox one and invade worlds with me?
Not /that/ lewd!
C-Can I.. Maybe be your waifu? I'll make sure you have a nice laifu <3
Just got home out of work. I'm fairly certain I'm the only person in my department and I think my supervisor just got fired so everything is presently going to shit. How's everyone else doing?
Also, about how much water would you say you drink in a given day? Hydration is important, anon.
Hello everyone! How's everyone's day been?
>who wants a hug?
Are you implying I'm not a nice and sweet person?
Woah, that's kinda nice... in our schools you'd be bullied like there's no tomorrow if you even dared to say you were gay.
Yup, average size!
Why won't he touch it? It's his thing damnit and it's hot!
so you rarely ate? I'm glad you're fixing that.
>Only way for you to atone now is making me the panty queen.
You will be the first one to be thrown by me and Kyouko into our panty swimming pool, how about that?
Oh yeah, the pool... its gonna be great, but right now I just want to lay down on your arms.
Look at all those rainbows coming out of your hair, so pretty!
Me! It's been interesting. I'm gonna go eat and I'll be back in a little bit to elaborate.
Did someone say lewd?
awful lot of friction between my nipples and shirt today.
>thrown [..] into our panty swimming pool
T-this is not what I had in mind.
I want one!
And I have no idea, seems to be enough tho!
A raft, I say! And a banjo, maybe? Hmm...I'll begin preparations. We're eating alligator gar and snakes tonight!
Sorry Froggy. You're adorable, but my heart has been taken for some time. We could grab coffee or tea sometime, though, definitely.
He's implying that being nice and sweet doesn't get men/women in this world. Which is true in some scenarios.
Well, the guys who did it with me were giants so if anyone said anything they'd just kick their ass.
Nice, I'm average myself.
I don't know, he just never feels like it.
>How'd your day go?
Thank ya kindly.
>hugs boobs into your face
Best thing that could ever happen to me <3
I get the feeling that Hamakaze is in the mood for unconsentual and forced sexual acts.
Do they cost anything?
I'll cya later!
Sorry! That was me
Oh hey! How's everything been for ya?
I'm a funkaholic
And my flow is robotic
Hit the door if you don't like it chaotic
No one immune when the groove gets bubonic
Good night all.
Welcome back peachgrill, and no, nobody said lewd.
>sees you dropping your tuna ration
>goes into fetal position
So what did you have in mind?
I have the components, let's hope I can make it work.
Sucks bro, I'm not a bear person, but I'm sure the attention would be nice
I ate a normal amount, just fucked up metabolism. And a thyroid infection for most of highschool that fucked it up more. A combination of some medicine and working at a Chinese take out place have left me as "slim"
"Our secret weapon to keep the black man down is a grape flavored mentholated pencil, that way they can't resist eating it and leaving the SAT exam unfinished!"
awww, you're adorable when you're like this! i could stay like this for hours....but, what was that you said about rainbows?!
Sounds delicious! Let's go!!
Unlimited absolutely free hugs! Anyone can come for seconds, or thirds even!
How have you been?
Great as always beautiful
Happy to come just in time to see you guys talking about dicks.
How could you!
goodnight tomoko # 82
I did not need to know that
d'aww, and I was so ready
Not a bear person either, the thought of getting crushed isn't a pleasant though, was still flattering none the less.
You'll make it work, no doubt.
Yeah, pretty much.
Enjoy your workout, man.
Best kind of conversation topic.
Glad to hear you're doing alright, man. Up to anything?
oooh... hmm... my nice person attitude actually... no, that alone never got me laid... Being a bit eccentric by staying true to my hobbies and being a fun guy got me laid.
I see. that's at least some kind of progress. But worry not, I like slim and slender types
When im like this? I don't understand that but you're making me blush, you need to get me more of that grass someday.
These rainbows... they come from your head, you don't see them? Let me try to pull one out for you.
Well.. you can hold your breath for a long time after all.
I'm not perfectly equipped for this, I admit..
I don't really know...
i will slowly read about the evolutionary Implications in nature and disease control.
I never really looked for guys myself, dating in general seems like a hassle when most everyone is a piece of shit.
>Fran also has a metabolism issue
My man, ain't being a skeleton just great?
>I'm not perfectly equipped
Better equipped than me...
A little lewd~
I'm in the mood for lewd head pats
Your deep purple eyes are all the lewds I need <3
Got any special favorite non-lewd of your waifu?
One that you favor over the rest because cute/funny/etc...
>for me it's pic related. 2cute
Ahh! Hello, haha. Everything's going pretty swell, and I'm in a better mood than usual. How about you?
I like the first picture better, tbh.
Everyone is still so smooth all of the sudden
Well I've never been on the receiving end, or at least I don't think
I'm getting better! I'm now 6 foot and 160 pounds! I'm in the normal weight category!
I thought you were talking about getting your roommate to adjust the air conditioning?
Sweet! The Front Bottoms are going to be in Milwaukee on the 5th! My sister and I are probably going to be able to go!
Obviously mine is this one, it's also the gif I used on my very first "Dio-sama..." claim
Very well then... how do I make you the panty queen? Do I just shove one up your head like a crown?
This one, for reasons Tsuzu knows.
Okay, a little lewd but only for you <3
>pats the head and scratches behind the ears
you're so warm and cuddly....b-but those are my ribbons.. wait....how much of the weird shaped grass did you have????
How are you doing Shinoa?
So how have you been doing? I haven't talked to you in a while
A special favorite? Ah it would have to be this. Just too cute!
Ah that's great to hear! I've been a mix between good and bad lately, today's a good day!
>and yes my hugs are absolutely free
aww you're too sweet
Let's go steal kagami's panties again
That's true tough. It's a hassle. I don't want a relationship. Just some friends witz benefits would be nice.
I'm really smooth. How else would I get laid?
It's just so niiice~
already posted it
take my secondary
6in master race
hello pre-med, i'm not much of a ladies man myself either.
no need to talk we understand each other so well there's no need for words.
I'm fine, i'm more curious what you've been up to.
I got more if interested
It's super spoopy
You could not be, like I am....
Well I don't really know if I'm a ladys' man, but I'm not seeming to be a great guys' man
if this was in higher quality this would be my favorite by far
The whole bag, did you want some too? Im feeling a bit philosophical right now and ive been thinking about my manners since I moved in...
Shit, I can relate
That gif just radiates testosterone
I've actually been wondering about this one, but I guess some mysteries are best left unanswered
That's an odd choice to me. Why'd you pick this one?
Ah I've been getting into the habit of laying in bed on my phone all day. It's comfy and I don't feel like getting out of it.
How have you been?
Looks fine to me
Great. Getting a but drier in my area. Can't say the same for other parts though. How are you prinz?
Pfft, I'll compliment you a bunch. Just too sweet.
6 foot and 160 pounds? Damn, that's pretty good, glad you're improving, man. I'm a literal skeleton. 5'9 and 122 pounds, surprised I've lasted this long.
>adjust the air conditioning.
O-oh, yeah. I was.....
>mhw I'm a hand
I'm not really a friends with benefits person either, need that emotional bond or it don't mean nothing. Can't wait to die alone.
Shampoo must set them back a few thousand.
guess i should have said that i'm not the king of queens.
how's school treating you?
You're free to go to her bedroom, I ate a weird umbrella shaped grass and am not feeling too well, Kagami will be taking care of me for the meantime.
Me and Kyouko are planning to make a panty swimming pool so you can join our project, but then again at this moment I can't do much right now.
It's not like you're trying to smother me, though.
Feel free to try, though. <3 I'm guaranteed to enjoy ot even when it is ineffective.
That might even make me enjoy it more and especially longer.
Not strictly. Quite a few are amazing.
Ewww.. just forget about it...
>lewd head pats
I-I don't want to mess up your hair.
You haven seenb shinoa being a cute til you see this gif
kek, I actually chucked IRL. But im afraid thats not the case Dio-sama.
I love this one.
That's good news. Live for the good ones. I'm cooking, rather than drinking, so I guess that means I'm alright tonight.
You're darn skippy, I am. Show me the goods, Shinoa-sensei.
Fee hug from stranger why not.
I'm always smooth tough. You could slip on me, that's how smooth I am
Yeah, that's why friends with benefits and not one night stands. I get close to my friends but not too close.
the whole ba-?! ummm, y'know i don't mind you eating all my food, or stealing my panties...or inviting people to steal my underwear....i like having you here....just because...well, i can't really explain it...
That was me during highschool...
Then can i be the king of jacks?
>just forget about it...
It's not easy.
last digits say it all
isn't umbrella shaped grass just moss?
I know for a fact that one is pretty a-mazing
There was someone going out on their monster truck saving the stranded
Doesn't really have that emotional attachment though, I don't know. Just different strokes for different folks.
D-don't rub it in...
Thanks! Your waifu is adorable as well
A but drier? Pretty good! I'm glad I can spend the rest of my day with everyone here
>firm handshake outta nowhere
Hehe I almost forgot
Pretty good, I guess. I haven't been bullied for a whole after I roasted the fuck out of one of them. That's always good
Ooh Whatre you cooking?
Ah I'm here for you pal. Ill make you feel better!
>infinite happy hugs
>I won't let go til you're happy
You lucky bastard!
Fucking hell, that's great
I'll rub something else...
This is also a nice picture, I like it
I want a hug from Chara though, will trade Tali hugs~
Please do. Remember, this is not an execise.
Smother to kill. <3
sure thing. Someone needs to be the ruler of something here.
i would have thought skinny fellas would be popular in the gay scene.
Nice, glad that worked out for ya.
They probably wanted to lay off a bit knowing that 4/20 was coming up soon.
Sorry I meant a bit drier. That's great to hear. You sure love us don't you?
Funny thing that in 2014, we had no rain and asked the Lord for rain. Last year he gave us a flood. This year he gave us another one..
Your choking me.
Maybe shit tier but idk
Just pretend I'm not here
Da real mvp
Yup, guess so too...
It's been more than half a year. Thanks to that I know I'm not a nymphomaniac
There's no such thing as a shit tier waifu, only shit tier reasons for choosing that waifu.
Ah I hope. Maybe I scared em'
>who am I kidding I can't scare people
Yeah! I love everyone on the threads! Everyone's so nice~
Your damn right she is
dubs confirm, how can I not like those?
Two years ago up here on Green Bay it was -50 with wind chill. That is "spit freezes mid air" cold. 10 minutes outside could give frostbite, even if you bundled up. My dog's poop froze to the ground on contact. Fuck Wisconsin.
Still better than I can do
>I like it as well, love the filename as well
I don't even know anymore.
Not judging, if it makes you happy than go for it, cutey. Just don't get AIDS.
Isn't it great?
We love you too
Last one. Everything else on fb are the same as i posted
Hi Froggo <3
I saw a really lewd Froggo thread this morning - was that you?
I'm sure you could be real scary if needed.
A qt like you doesn't have any reason to.
just look at those masculine hands
>guy got an aids test for me
>other ones virgins
now... I feel like I accomplished pretty much...
>Smother to kill
I couldn't if I tried...
Where's she from? I recognize her but I can't put my finger on it..
Ah that's good to hear.
>I wish I could hug everyone irl from the thread
>even you, treepedo
>you know who you are
Nah nah, if you knew me more you'd know I'm not scary. Hell I probably couldn't be if I tried
>that reminds me, is there any way we could stay in touch outside of the threads? Id love to talk to you more
Hi Chara! How was your day?
She's quite skilled with her tongue... <3
Really? You're make me feel so special, I can't even believe I found you.
>getting sleepy all of a sudden
>sorry but im getting at my RP limit for today... twas awesome so far
>that gif is awesome
Hey Eugen-san. You can touch my metal thing, if you want.
That's why you can try. <3
I'll return the favor later.
She comes from Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne, or OniAi for short but a lot of people recognize her from this gif
oh ok, it was fun!! i've always loved that hugging position lol
Thank you, handsome.
More like skele hands.
>Looks at those eyes
Nice, playing it careful I see. Only way to play it, taking virginitys too? Holy Christ.
Always good to have options
show me the charcoal
I love swimming! And kayaking!
Oh hey Yuno, glad to see you haven't an heroed yet
>I'll return the favor later
Shit, that sounds like overexhaustion but it could be a flu
Keep warm and have a rest
If you have trouble walking it might be an infected appendix and you have to get to the ER asap