Waifu claiming thread - Last Thread before bed edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>insult other waifus
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Oh yes indeed. Would you want a first hand trial~? <3
I'm flattered, but no thank you~
Only your anon waifu can touch that
Ah I'll have to watch it!
One day indeed..
Cya! Hope ya feel better!
I'll probably leave in a few minutes to shower
See you later, man. Hope you feel better.
Don't have to be careful about it with me, no worries.
>calls her ugly on her back
>gets to ride on her back
tssk tssk, you need to be punished
Considering that hug is also a chokehold it scares me a bit.
I can exemplify... who wants to be the victim?
Holy shit, Froggo beat the claw
or is she not here?
How have you been hand-kun?
Eh, It was okay. I'm going to bed soon.
Yes. I also didn't plan that, let me tell you. Huge accomplishment!
Is it passable by head pats?
>Only your anon waifu can touch that
Are you calling me a slut?
i like how it always looks like kagami is stretching
Yes you are
Oh, is it late there? Glad you had an ok day though. Sweet dreams tonight, eh?
>waifu who is always stretching
Hi everyone how's it going?
my feet hurt
hi prinz eugen!!!!
it does!!! i can't remember what she's doing in that scene exactly lol
I've been doing good, friend. You?
Sounds like it, sounds flattering as hell. Lucky star. Hope you sleep warm and well when you do sleep.
Didn't mean head pats, but no, it's not. As long as we aren't touching each others open wounds mid pat.
>Hope you sleep warm and well when you leave, handsome.
N.. No not at all! Just I don't think it'd be right for me to touch it that's all
>feeling any better?
Oh hey! Long time no see. How have you been?
How have you been?
>warm happy hugs
That's good to hear! I've been good. Glad to be talking to you.
Seems hand anon is getting mine
Highly recommended if you want to spend an evening just chilling watching something amusing
It's basically ecchi slice of life, but I just fell in love with Akiko
There's only 12 episodes in the anime though and 2 volumes in the manga so barely any art of my waifu
Welcome back 2.0 just for you then
Also, I'm going to bed.
Good night everyone
Lewd but you love it~
>Lots of pleasure for sure
Goodnight Chara! See you tomorrow, probably :3
>exemplifies comfy hugs
I could fall asleep like this, you keep me warm enough even when we are outside.
i've been good! just getting ready to end another week....how about you prinz eugen??
Did someone say lewd?
Glad to hear it, man. Glad to talk to you as well.
Hehe, bed with you? Ohoho...
See you later, Dio. Sleep warm and well.
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>beautiful sex beast
>ecchi slice of life
Sounds like my kind of show. I'll watch it this weekend!
Ah I'm good! I'm trying to find a ride to go to the arcade again on Saturday
>I swear I'll pass lv 10s (highest lv) consecutively by the end of the month
t-this is nice....homu...you're like a different person, so warm and sweet, i love it.....maybe those mushro- i mean uhh, grass did something to you....
add lemon water and salt to it
trust me i'm a doctor
i had a waifu for awhile
she'd push my load out her axe-wound and make music with the queefs
u ever heard cum queefs make sick beats bruh?
this was her favorite song to queef to me:
Yeah. Any plans this weekend?
Here we go.
Not too lewd this time please?
What is going on? This thread is hotter than usual
I mean it's getting better but aight
I didn't lift off a bunch of skin
The pus is nearly gone
Hey hey, you put the furry fella in. Nice, he's a cool guy.
Can suggest more if you want.
Ehhh, no not really. Just got back from a 3 day vacation so I'm just chilling for now.
It is pretty hot in my state.
At least it's not an ingrown. R-right?
welcome, old friend
I guess I didn't make the cut after all...
Fur-kun isn't a bad anon, he's pretty cool if you don't needlessly antagonize him
Jesus christ Mugi just cut it off already
>mfw nobody talks to me until three breads later
Cannot believe this waifu hasn't been claimed yet!
She's all mine now, MINE I TELL YOU!
have you ever talked to Eu miho?
It's time to amputate.
Rabbit lewd poster has a habit of posting like this. My goal is to try and get her to stop. It's like a game really. I can't explain the rest
Aah okay! I hope you have a good time relaxing then
Just ask Eu next time she rolls around. She'll be glad to add you in
Eeeeh? I didn't see you! I'm so sorry!
I love the new me, you will have to keep feeding me that thing.
Getting tired of this samefagging.
I also know about the medicines, you should do this
Oh shit man, that looks like it hurts! What did you do to it?
I think it might need a bit of pruning, since a hand full haven't been on a thread for a while
Also, I still need a light jacket up here.
Im in the same boat as Prinz... didn't even see you.
Off course I would strike a convo with my favourite heterochromia.
Hi there, I don't think we've made accquaintance yet
if...if you want me too homu, but i have to find more, i guess
Back to claim, have a great night, people.
Haven't seen you posted in the other threads
Thanks, buddy. Same to you. Up to anything?
Gonna put me under, doc?
>If you catch my drift.
You should get one before it gets too cold, don't want ya cute self freezing now.
It's pretty hard to join in these threads sometimes
That character seems familiar, but I can't place it
First one today, I just got off work a bit ago
You can do that later, right? Because I need to hug you for long enough to compensate for everything I did.
>hugs tighter, almot strangulating
>not MY peaches
Then where am I supposed to find peaches? Yours are the best I see here.
It actually doesn't even hurt that much anymore believe it or not. The skin is just swollen badly still and there's just a little pus left. :)
I'm not exactly sure what I did to it because I can't remember
What if i break the rules and post /one/ straight up super lewd
ah thank you
That's a terrible sign!
Your body is losing it's nervous connection with your toe.
Quickly hook a car battery up to your toe!
You don't have time to think about it! Just do it!
Yea its quite fast at this hour, but forcing yourself into a random conversation will usually work.
This doesn't sound like a good idea...
I might be killing the mood here, but GODDAMNIT. Now I can only think of one of the creepier chapters of Franken Fran, where a group of people addicted to surgery trap themselves and Fran in a cabin during a blizzard and try to set up a closed room murder mystery, but they were doing it to themselves since they were addicted to having life saving surgeries.
That aside, yes, I catch your drift...
And I dont know how to pillow talk..
Put some antibiotics on it, maybe some hydrogen peroxide if you have any. Defidently keep it clean and bandaged though
oh of....*cough* cooouurrseeee....homu....that's a little tight!!!
Here you go miho. Hope this makes up for it. Or at least make you feel better. But as you as you have a bit of joy
B-But i dont wanna get like excommunicated or anything i was jus curious
I'm not sure, let's find out!
Or you could do this, I don't see what could go wrong
That face she pulls at the end
Probably another weekend at the arcade
I said it before and ill say it again. My waifu only gets gang raped by white men. Now fix it.
Worked well for my cat
Sadly it still died from unknown and of course unrelated causes.
another person with an arcade.
Where are these things? They don't exist anymore i swear.
Questioned the seriousness after the second sentence
Alright I've been doing that not going to stop
Though I won't know what Galko would have to do if her snake got an infected toe
Ok good. It would suck if you lost a toe
Fine, but don't come asking me for some later.
Sorry sorry sorry, didn't mean to hurt you!
Not exactly an arcade really. My local mall has some God tier Japanese arcade games
I'm nevah gonna post super lewds tho because I'm a pusspuss.
Huh, sounds funny. Sounds like a good read.
I mean, we don't have to talk much if you don't want. Could be doing a lot more...
Nice, any games there worth noting?
just remembered this is from OniAI
It's in my top 5 favorite shit animes
something about this is very
Mine is Original the character
>Do not steal
>not knowing bunny anon
So you are going through with your plan, best of luck
Aw, no fun
Here is a LEWD in return
Popn Music Lapistoria and Jubeat Prop are my favorites there.
use venom to kill the infection and save the snake
>my body is ready
I meant if the Snek had the infected toe
I'll admit it wasn't great plotwise but I just fell head over heels for Akiko
Wow, that's actually kind of hot.
There fore it is completely SFW!
Aren't sneks immune to their own venom thought?
Never heard of them, dance games?
Bet it is, cutey.
>I'm not doing this in a thread
>2lewd for public eyes
I liked the Russian girl, Anastasia or something
also what plot?
Literally like 5 girls trying to sleep with a dude who apparently doesn't like women
Not sure what to do now...
But what if they bite their tongue?
Kind of. I'll put links of each one
I'm kinda tired. Goodnight everyone! I'll see you tomorrow
>love you all <3