Badger OP comment.txt
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Badger OP comment.txt
>>680311579
purge yourself from society
>>680312169
why
>>680312169
more like every hour
>>680312365
Time is money hun
>>680312169
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>>680312605
You know where you are?
>>680312762
its a bot
I found a reason
badger op
lurking
all this wonder full pictures but in the fucking real world the dudes look like shit and nothing is so nice as it seams
>>680315394
How you doin?
>>680315721
i'm doin alright
yourself?
>>680315777
My god, so much better than yesterday
>>680315515
Some guys are pretty cute.
>>680316079
some but that's the minority sadly
>>680316181
And often the cute ones are already taken or have some kind of disease.
also
>tfw good looking but not in a faggy way
>>680316349
I just realized he hasn't got a tail
>>680316474
Like in a lumberjack kinda way?
>>680316573
nah not a big guy
>>680316573
>>680316662
but also not like to be a little cum slut
>>680316573
Hey Nib
>>680316662
>>680316705
SoOOOo...... average?
>>680316865
hay gay
>>680317010
How's things for you?
>>680317010
i would describe it as lightly fit guy with a pretty masculin face
but maybe its just self hatred
>>680317195
Drinking tea, really bored.
>>680317303
That's most guys. They just dress like shit so you can't tell
>>680317497
What kind of tea?
>>680317303
That's not self hatred, say you're 350lbs with gout and a scrunched up round face. That will be self hated.
You just described basically average.
>>680317685
yeah that's another thing can't people just buy fitting clothes most guys i see can't even get long enough trousers not speaking of their style
>>680317685
Chamomile
>>680317870
Style is hard for most men. I used to out dress my ex all the time. Made her maaaad
>>680317952
so good
>>680318104
Oh yes.
>>680315515
Right
>nods in agreement
>>680317952
a good choice
the fuck are you looking at
>>680319984
yer butt
sup
>>680320493
but... butt butt butt
>>680320758
>>680320873
What's that for?
>>680320969
him streching looked like some kind of martial arts stance or somethin i dunno
It's such a lovely morning
>>680321207
its nice out here too
>>680321193
Oh, I see it. Kind of does, doesn't it?
>>680321312
Where's that?
>>680321421
mid michigan, sunny as fuck and 60~ out
>>680321914
That does sound nice
>>680317685
I have a terminal lack of style. My brother was the one it came natural to.
< 8 > /b/ is going to enjoy this leak. She cheated on me and thus I will be dumping all her vids https://wgg.co/InUro Few minutes and it will be removed :)
>>680322743
I won't lie, I had to read up on it a bit. But a little bit of knowledge goes a long way
>>680322831
>in gfur thread
Its nice out, but I dont go outside because there are people out there.
>>680322831
>>680323331
Would go shooting with that dog
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of most people either
>>680323105
>replying to a bot
morning
>>680324257
Hello
>>680323762
Wish their was more cute muscle. I don't like most muscle, but he's adorable.
>>680324448
They're out there
![1332759_Rohly_roysourboy[web].png](https://i.imgur.com/W7558uN.png "1332759_Rohly_roysourboy[web].png")
>>680324418
yo, how's it going?
>>680324448
same, except I find almost all muscle cute
>>680323576
It would be a nice day to go shooting. Practice for hunting season.
>>680324627
Doing well good
>>680324690
I need the practice. I'm a crappy shot.
Dead on with a slingshot for some reason though
>>680324588
>>680324627
Usually when I find muscle stuff I like it's attached to fucking a skinny male.
>>680324819
good to hear
>>680324900
I enjoy pretty much all, I find them bottoming to be the cutest thing ever
>>680324819
Im an okay shot. I can hit a deer in the heart at 100meters no problem. Though every shot is an opportunity to fuck up.
drawn furry butterfaces are real
>>680324900
I like that too, mostly because I'm built like that deer
>>680325105
How are things with you?
>>680325178
Never got to shoot a deer, but I can pop rabbits all day long
>>680325105
File that with skinny femboy with massive dong topping. You rarely see it.
>>680325258
You need to be careful your first time. You will get a burst of adrenaline and become jittery from excitement so you're going to have to take a few seconds to calm yourself or you're going to fuck it up.
Buck fever is what they call it.
>>680325593
I've read about that. I usually get it regardless when I haven't shot at anything in a while.
>>680325258
I'm definitely more the deer than I am the wolf in that picture.
I've got a buddy that is going to work out with me regularly now that I've joined his gym, so hopefully time to slim up and get a little definition.
>>680325961
I get it when im playing day z and im shooting people.
>>680326031
Check out the sticky on /fit/ It will answer a lot of questions of how to hit your goals.
>>680326205
I love adrenaline rushes
gonna grab a shower. Might be back later
>>680326289
My buddy says take /fit/ with a grain of salt. Some info is kinda trolly.
The new Taric is 10/10
Would polish his gems any day.
>>680325258
things are fine, got some summer clothes yesterday, some tanks and some shorts, feels good to be in warm weather again, and exposing shoulders
>>680326622
Sticky is pretty spot on though. Read all of the sticky
>>680326647
Haha! Poland is 10/10 now.
>>680326855
question mark
exclamation point
>>680326940
>Polish
>POLAND
>Pollock
apostrophe
>>680327090
I still don't understand.
>>680326708
Good to know, he did say he gleaned quite a bit from it. He just said watch the board in general, if I had questions to ask him.
His results have been stellar. He's buff enough that people ask him if he's using steroids but definitely isn't. Known him since I was about 5 years old, so I assume he isn't lying because he's always been a pretty dependable dude.
>>680327208
Then you are Poland now.
>>680327348
Does that mean I'm 10/10?
>>680327441
Yes, snuggle me.
>>680327612
thanks
*snuggles*
>>680327680
aww
>>680327441
Hey badger!
I just won a 4v5
I'm a god, basically.
>>680328030
You mean you won it yourself, through your own actions with a team full of retards who never did anything useful? Or was your team good and the enemy team horribad?
I just played a game with the new Taric. 25% damage, 25% cc, 50% protection. 100% fabulous. I'm in love.
>>680328349
>When you are 100% fabulous
LIKE ME, 100% FAB
>>680328505
>feelsgoodman.jpg
You would know that feel. Your hair is fabulous.
>>680328349
I mean, I was my man volibear (bears are ossum), and I helped the rest of my scale into late game (I got em a shit ton of kills mid game). I was a monster mid game since I got midlane farm and jungle farm.
Woah boy, I misread protection as protein and thought you went full lewd with that comment.
Taric was my first champ I ever played, S1 taric was a monster.
compared to me you are all 5% fab
>>680328641
Bitch.
>>680328641
<////3
See that?
That's my hart
You broke it
>>680328582
Would brush kats fab hair.
new taric looks really op
>>680328598
I have split ends, I wish I knew someone who's really good with hair to help me out.
>>680328582
Maybe 50%, but even that's negated by your 100% lewd.
>>680328623
>bears are ossum
dis
I would Taric's protein too, mind you. I only found out how legit Taric is/was when I played him in aram about a year ago.
>>680328641
shhh
>>680328850
He IS op, but playing him feels so right.
>>680328925
WOooWOOWowowooWOWoowowowowOwoooowowOwOoWOWowOwOwOwowoWowowOWo
>>680329077
what
>>680329014
Well, there's the hairdresser side in my school. I could ask some of them about split ends and how to deal with them.
>>680329033
Yop, no innuendos here. I am just a big fan of bears!
Who wouldn't Taric's Protein?
Ah, shame you didn't discover his fabulous..ness? earlier.
>>680329033
His ultimate was the only thing lackluster really.
I miss league, it has it's moments.
>>680329137
That is the worst kind of 3some if only because of the butt munching.
Mega ew
>>680329133
You cant be 100% fap w/o flowing hair.
fab*
>>680329349
I had that shit, way too much work.
the wind was annoying.
>>680329316
Replace butt munching with cork sucking and we good to go.
>>680329316
fuck you... the human centipede was a great movie
>>680329139
I know how to deal with them, you just have to sit and trim them. (Which would be an hour or two for me)
>>680329471
One of my favorite things is sitting by the lake on a warm day and having a cool breeze blow through my hair.
>>680329215
bears are ossum
I wouldn't the old Taric's as he was short and kinda almost ugly.
>>680329231
I don't know, I think it kinda fits. It'd be too op if his ultimate was as good as it used to be on top of everything else.
I think that while the mid-season patch will make mages downright terrifying, it might bring some more pace into the game. It has felt really slow to me lately.
>>680329316
Something wrong with butt munching?
>>680329513
Yeah, would be good to have someone do that for you.
>>680329473
Yop, then it's infinitely more hawt.
>>680329487
Uh.. you do you man.
>>680329676
Yop, such graceful aminals.
I respect that.
Everything, everythings wrong with it
>>680329676
That'd be nice, like a massage.
tast
>>680329952
Rape.
>>680329671
that is way too faggoty
>>680329952
Mhm.
NOTHING WRONG WITH BUTT MUNCHING
>>680330039
Yeah, having your hair brushed and trimmed is a luxury I haven't had in a while.
>>680330139
Rape aint funny, man.
>>680330157
You are so wrong, SO WRONG.
>>680330222
RAPE
>>680330336
I've munched butts and I've had my butt munched. Both are exceptionally enjoyable pastimes.
>>680330149
N-no! Im not gay.
>>680330462
Literally ew
pls do not bully nibi, katia
>>680330620
Man, you're so off. Have you ever even tried it?
>>680330157
Brush my hair, baja.
>>680330835
Nop, never want to, too.
But I can do other stuff that is probably more fun
>>680330858
*brushes your hair*
>>680330992
poo in mouth
>>680330992
Why does the thought put you off so much? You really have no idea how good it feels.
>>680331077
It's a literal asshole.
Gross.
anyone got "agressive" color in their hair? does it look good ? getting more attention?
>>680330999
Yus! Its so soft isnt it?
>>680331196
1. people usually wash or at least wash their asses after they poo
2. people usually wash their asses before gay sex anyway
3. the asshole is, with routine daily cleaning, as sterile as any other part of the body, generally much more so than hands for example
>>680331312
I am amazed at how soft it is to touch and am enjoying touching it a great deal.
wash or at least wipe*
Shit in my mouth and piss in my ear.
>>680331964
Still ew
I'm still not that big a fan of ghey secks, I'd prefer digital or oral secks.
>>680331633
>>680331721
>>680331810
>>680331898
Yukky
>>680331964
Such a lovely, baja.
