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asdfasdfasdf
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>>680332123
Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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>>680332214
I am only describing my personal experience to touching your hair. It is quite lovely.
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>tfw guybutt
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>>680332248
Totally is.

At least I can suck myself, who needs buttsecks when you can do that?
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>>680332582
Hot..
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>>680332582
Mhm.

Some people need more, some people need less. If you can be happy without exploring and experimenting, good for you.
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>>680332388
L-lovely like a Persian prince?
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>>680332699
I think it is.
>>680332720
>If you can be happy without exploring and experimenting, good for you.
Rude
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>>680332582
Man, you accomplish what most men can only dream.
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>>680332838
I think you are.
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badj
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>>680332813
I imagine this is what it would feel like, so yes.

>>680332838
How is wishing you well rude?

>>680333097
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>>680333206
happy 420
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>>680333206
Dom said that, so that is what I am.
Get in my harem.
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>>680333350
thanks, you too
>tfw your country marks dates in day/month/year order
>tfw you will never actually celebrate 420

>>680333402
You have a harem? I wasn't aware. What about the plane tickets?
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>>680333609
Oh yeah, I forgot the rest of the world does dates wrong.
Sup?
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>>680333749
*in a logical order from smallest to largest amount of time

Not much. Played a game of league, tried the new Taric. It was fab.
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>>680333609
That will be arranged. Also make sure to shave and bring your favorite oils.
You aren't allergic to incense are you?
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lay down
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laaay down
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>>680334194
Make me.
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>>680334165
I'll see what I can do.

No, I'm not.
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>>680334400
It will be great, you can rub oil on my butt.
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>>680334854
T-that's pretty lewd.
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>tfw no bf to treat you like trash
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>>680334081
Sounds enjoyable, I did not know they reworked him.
I will be doing some math homework and going to school, that's my day.
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>>680334947
Excuse me, Im rushing! You can start with rubbing oil on my tummy.
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>>680335251
The rework news has been out for several weeks now.
>I forgot to ask you how you were and you already answered it
That sounds like an ok day to be honest. Not too fun, but not too terrible either.

>>680335397
O-ok...
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nibi wth you're like 8 different people
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>>680335527
Oh gosh!

>>680335705
I dont even know WHO YOU ARE
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>>680336149
Oh my gosh, I'm so nervous.
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lurkylurk
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>>680336149
You probably don't remember me, but I post porn in these threads
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>>680336231
Y-yeah me too, ive never been with a guy before.
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>>680336711
.////.

S-should we wait for dom?
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>>680336820
Who needs Dom, though?
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bums
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>>680336894
He's nice though.

How goes it?

>>680336992
oh
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>>680336820
Well it IS a harem, the festivities cannot being without all our men.
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>>680337022
So are many others.

I'm alright. How about you?
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>>680337022
ho
>>680336894
heyo
what's up
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>>680337188
Not much. Just playing some hearthstone right now.
You?
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>>680337286
being exhausted
trying to get my brain into video game time but i'm too tired
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>>680337080
I am trembling.

>>680337130
True.

Not bad, a little tired, but fine.

>>680337188
rude
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>>680335527
Yeah, it's not too bad. I'm a bit hungry though I should find some food.
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>>680337493
I'm hungry too, but I have no food again.
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>>680337418
you like it
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>>680337938
s-shh...
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>>680338050
hmm
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>>680337613
I hear that buying and eating food is generally a good thing and comes highly recommended.
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>>680338332
Hey Rabbie.
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Someone stole my package :|
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>>680338455
of?
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>>680338425
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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>>680338553
My nexus 6p
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>>680337418
Dont worry, one of the other harem boys or myself can hold you.
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>>680338559
I was greeting you.
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>>680338594
Half expected dragon dildos.
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>>680338669
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>>680338807
How remarkably edgy.
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>>680338553

I love Peritian's work so much.

Always hot.
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>>680338961
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so edgy lemmings could jump off of it
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>>680338807
robert get off of 4chan
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>>680339186
good
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>>680338123
mhm

>>680338287
Oh shit, I hadn't even thought of that.

>>680338455
WHAT!?

>>680338662
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>>680339505
okay
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>>680339528
mmh
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>>680339505
It's a good job that I'm here to remind you of the value of food.
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>>680339733
I really don't know what I'd do without you sometimes.
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>>680339632
aah
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>>680340179
haa
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>>680340321
nice
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>>680340382
no u
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>>680340547
thank you
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>>680339505
tfw
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>>680340662
yes

>>680340706
snuggles would be nice
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Not gay enough, as always.
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>>680340801
thats my picture
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Are you here to gay it up?

>>680340970
I don't see your name on it.
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>>680340801
Keyword here is would.
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>>680341237
>Are you here to gay it up?
I thought that was my job.
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>>680341237
That's what I was made for.
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>>680341237
you win this time
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>>680341297
>no snuggles
so sad right now

>>680341310
Well, to be fair, Para is more proficient at it.

>>680341327
It's your calling, you have a natural talent for it.

>>680341522
What do I get?

That is a cute cat, by the way. I would totally pet it alot.
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>>680341655
Lies and slander.
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>>680341310
It's time for you to retire.

>>680341655
Faaaabulous.
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>>680341779
I think not.
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>>680341655
you get to keep the picture but thats about it
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>>680341736
They might well be the truest words I've spoken in a year.

>>680341779
Yes, you are, though Nibi's hair is more fabulous.

>>680341959
That is acceptable.
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>>680341655
>Cant find anyone willing to snuggle.
>Too nervous to just randomly ask because gay.
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>>680342062
;~;
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>>680341852
Step aside, please.

>>680342038
Can't really argue with that.
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>>680342297
I am so tired.
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>>680342433
An arctic fox!

>>680342473
Me too, but I'm going to take a shower which should alleviate that.
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>>680342662
A shower sounds like an excellent idea right about now. Think I'll take one about half an hour from now so I can go to sleep right after.
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>>680342662
Where?
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>>680342842
Going to sleep earlier? How often do you try to fix your sleep schedule?

>>680342999
Riiight there. Also, checked.
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>>680343125
Whenever I manage to wake up at a reasonable time in the morning. Then I crap it right up again. Living the dream.
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>>680342062

Come cuddle..
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>>680343268
Greeaaat.
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>>680343445
innit tho
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the fact that the junk mail advertisements I get in my mailbox are half in chinese really speaks volumes about the number of foreign students at my school
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>>680344390
Chinese students are everywhere here as well
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>>680343435
I unno who you are, and you could have AIDS.
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Awesome. Also hi.
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hai badj

>>680344573
well the universe is 30% asian after all
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>>680344884
Oh dear
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I came here for gay boys, not avatarfags.
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>>680344390
The future will be Chinese.
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>>680344992
sounds like you made a mistake, then

>>680345045
hopefully not until after I die

>>680344979
I agree
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>>680344616

I didn't know AIDS could be passed through spooning...

I don't have AIDS :|
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>>680345126
The only mistake here was my birth, pal.
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>>680345363
a mistake, surely, but definitely not the only one
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>>680344992
you might want to leave then
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>>680345126
The world will be 99% chinese in about 5 years. If you arent chinese already they will turn you chinese.

>>680345337
It CAN
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>>680344884
I would want to play League, but I'm tired.
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>>680346027
seems a bit accelerated
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>>680346088
I can't anyway, I have to pretend to write this paper
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>>680346183
Pretend to write?
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>>680346099
Itl be okay, you'l be Chinese.
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>>680346572
you know, sit here with the document and textbook open and shitpost instead

>>680346679
seems unlikely
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>>680346027

Fine then no cuddles for you >:(
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>>680346747
That's better than what I do, at least, which is not even bother to start pretending to write.
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i will cuddle you nibbler

also, harriet tubman is going to be on the 20$ bill
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>>680346747
Sush, you will be chinese and like it.

>>680346880
Hah, I dont even need you!
>>680347004
Would you touch my butt when we are cuddling?
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>>680346183
Procrastination is best.

>>680347004
what about me?
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I'm now going to go take a showah
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>>680347004
wow, black and a woman, hitting all the right demographics

>>680347000
I like to have it open on the off chance I say "fuck it" and start actually getting work done

>>680347151
never
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>>680347151

wait am i big spoon?

>>680347162

ask nibbler, you might have to be teaspoon

>>680347243

i think it is very cool.
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>also, harriet tubman is going to be on the 20$ bill
WE
Wuz 20s n sheit
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>>680347287
that fits me just fine
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>>680347243
But what will you do when all your friends are chinese?

>>680347287
No, you will reach around and grab a handful.
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>>680347287
I would think it was cool if the fact that she was a black woman did not weigh into the decision
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>>680347481
have them carry me in league
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We forgot to invite dom and freklz to the harem.
and by "invite" I mean abduct.
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we are already IN your harem
>>680347372

i think i am in the middle.

>>680347481

i mean, if i am tiny spoon, in order to touch your butt i will have to reacharound backwards.

>>680347490

they are also putting women's suffragists, like susan b anthony, on the back of other bills i believe.

i'm not sure why you mind that, what does it matter?
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wh-what harem
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>>680348056
>>680348056
>>680348056
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You two arent allergic to any oils or incense are you?
>>680347775
Thats the plan.

>>680347801
The only you will be wearing fine silks in.
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>>680332582
I humbly request, O wise one,
please teach us your ways
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