Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>never stop fasting
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>catch all the gold rings
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
like for sick beats
I've finished the artist rendition of my D&D character
oh, new york! I'd love to visit there sometime in life! Just taking in the city and thinking "I'm glad I live in europe"
Why claim anything but perfection?
Artist rendition of Ravu the Half-Demon of the woods
cooked this up in 5 mins
Sorry about the song, Kagami...
Maybe this will help you understand Europe also has it's dark side...
Comcast is cancer.
The city IS beutiful , but I live a bit NW of there
We can go lewder edition
Yea... its cool theres lots of people to talk too, but I hate not being able to read everything etc.
Also thy for the gif, its pretty good.
H-hey why is water coming out of your eyes? You should be drooling instead because dinner is going to be great.
I know its bad but thread is fast, so I need to be too.
Hey Chara don't you want to do at least the hug thing?
Hello hand-kun, sorry about your late bread
Why the fuck it came out rotated, I don't know
>shitty eurodance alert
The first thing that comes to mind is Eurobeat
Of course hand-kun, you are the best afterall.
Comin back with a bang
>Maybe this will help you understand Europe also has it's dark side...
kek, for some reason that song reminded me of this
>It's the thought that counts
Stop apologizing, you're just faster than I am. I'm just being a cunt about it, no worries.
welcome back everyone
I see~ Still looking forward to look around
Looks like a reasonable character but not very trustworthy...
>not sure about andventuring with
Not really something you have to worry about at this point.
Pretty tolerable drawing, too.
No. The most I can do is bikini party edition.
Is that how hand-kun was born?
>mfw I dodn't make this thread
Yeah I feel the same way, and you're welcome!
Save me, Hand-kun, bless me with the gift of Somewhat Not shit internet.
im....not so hungry anymore homu....ill just....go eat some grass...
You're the best!
>How many pics do you suck dick?
Also not being able to alt tab sucks... you afk for 1 minute and when you come back theres a million replies to read.
Well he is a half-demon who grew up in the woods so he's pretty much a loner but apparently I rolled good stats so I'm a valuable part of the team. Despite his looks he's actually lawful neutral.
Here are the stats if you can make sens of them
>Oh hey, you didn't
I'm an idiot. Nah, my hand's still attached to my wrist. Though, that's how they made a sub-par plot line for The Force Awakens.
>gently strangles Comcast CEO
>it's all gonna get better
The best at being not the best.
>Give me more compliments
>Feed my ego
Thank ya kindly, beautiful.
Now you're just making me blush
No Pro- You have a deathwish?
And to you as well chara
I cant blame, be prepared for the smells though.
Quite the range of amazing and horrid
Youve already ate far too much grass.
Its bad for you
Yeah pretty much, that's why I hate playing and trying to watch a thread that is going relatively fast, especially if said game doesn't have borderless *insert dark souls 3 here*
No you won't, I don't want you crying later because you didn't eat any like yesterday with the pie.
So what should we turn this into? Burgers? Beef? Its up to you.
I feel your pain, hopefully this speed won't last more than 15 mins.
>insert obligatory KyoHomu compliment
Youre the best because you are the most attainable, hand :D
With those attributes you should be pretty effective.
If you want to grapple and bite you should consider utilizing your daemonic heritage; depends on what the DM allows.
You could add a full blown half-demon template or the like.
Ordinary class advancement is not optimal for characters you could describe as 'brutes'.
Combines well with Rage, too.
euro- is a bit of a badge of shame.
I don't use it for good music.
We have the same problem in vienna altough i can imagine it's a bigger problem there.
Hello there Fran!
>that went dark way too fast
Why's that? What happened?
I've been lurking all day except for the last 4 hours where I was experiencing my first D&D game
Also we had a blast in the thread earlier today
Hi there, welcome back
Same, slow thread best thread, as long as it's not dead-slow
Alright its time for me to go workout, but before I go,
*Doges the bullet*
*Teleports behind you* nothin personal kid
*Cuts your head off*
>keep EPR and RP to a minimum
I found a friend today! Look at her! Today is great!
I named her Charlotte!
Your foot made me very aroused.
>idk why but im having a deja vu
Lets say im in a weird "course" between highschool and university that I already regretted joining a million times.
Lost 2 years of my life and 950€ when I could just do 2 exams instead to join college (but they would be hard, because I never had biology and complex math, i graduated through a professional multimedia course instead of regular education.)
And now im struggling at the end of this course... the only subject left to finish is math.
Also there was some drama on /waifu/ that affected me much harder than I ever expected for something on the internet to hit me, but its all good now... almost.
I have absolutely no idea how to do this or what you're talking about, but I will mention it to the DM
You seem to have your D&D shit in order
I wouldnt be suprised if they were on the same level .
Vienna seems fairly comparable
Ill take some burgers, so damned hungy.
Need something on top of the four donuts I wolfed down
A NUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI
> Hamakaze claimed
ugh, no way
Sounds horrible and even more horrible... uhm... if you like you can talk to me via e-mail or skype or steam...
[email protected] is my e-mail
I can at least listen to your complaining and try to give some advice.
true, true... but in that case I'd be used to the smells.
ShoeOnHead is great
Your problem then, but you will need to take at least a bite and tell me if its good.
Come in come in, everyone is welcome at Kagami's house.
Snort some coke and it will stop.
Oh DnD! What edition? How can i help?
Huh? Why? I'm just showing you a cute baby wolf spider
Can I see him! I love watches!
Another picture of her. Sadly I had to let her go, she will be better off that way
And so would I
Heyo hamakaze, sachi
Somewhat, I guess. The DM is almost certainly familiar with the matters to some extend. If you say you want to grapple, pin, bite it also makes a lot of sense....
however: you shouldn't forget this isn't a combat game. Of course you're just starting out, but you should always try to make your character useful in diverse ways.
D&D is slightly fucky in that it's usually not well balanced.
The DM always has to try to keep everything on an roughly equal level, but regardless, a Fighter is useful in fights only unless he can also do something else (which he can't since it's a shitty class).
>mfw just noticed I'm all out of canned peaches
KILL ME NOW
i don't know why i do these things for you homu.....sigh....ok, give me a piece....
Good to know, I actually already have you on skype and was on that group... but left without ever participating, too much spam without knowing who is who.
Having someone who is willing to read my problems and qq is always appreciated... I can offer you the same but I don't recommend anyone to follow my advice.
George was a bad boy and had to be punished.
He wont be allowed outside of the box for quite some time.
I learned parenting from the best.
oh it's a wolf spider.
and it lives....
Dope, Ill bring thousand island and swiss cheese.
Im gonna go ham on that beef
I feel genuinely bad for you.
Peaches in syrup is money
Regular I guess? I'm not sure since it was my first ever game
cute spider tho
Well since my teammates were doing enough damage already (we had a guy with 19 armor class at lvl 1 which seems good) I thought I'd make myself useful by disabler rather than a damage dealer. Was pretty let down when my succesfull 18 roll neck bite only did 1 damage
Here you go! (I should do some sort of edit to this pic to make it more versatile here)
So... what do you think?
Btw... if you find a purple hair on your underwear it was Shinoa. If you find a dark brown hair it was Akiko >>680222944
oh yeah, right! You can just spam me on skype then. I'm on skype every day.
No worries, I can understand. Not everyone likes big groups... that's actually the only skype group I like
Hey there, Tsuzu.
Glad to see you around, I hope your night is going well, bud.
What? U-underwear? I don't know anything about Kagami's underwear
Good to see proper care is being taken with him.
Also, why would I hurt her? She is harmless!
Probably 3.5, maybe 5th. But as long as it isn't 4th, you're good.
What class are you playing?
I think we also have one or two slices of burnt apple pie left, ask Kagami.
>Not everyone likes big groups
Hey there Ruri! Ananas was here for a while, he misses you.
>and he thought you were betraying him with me for a while for some reason
it tastes...like.....wow!!! it's delicious!!!! what did you put in it?!?
Sorry, I don't speak Communism.
My stats and character rendition are posted here
Thanks, it's good so far. Yourself?
Fail, forgot I didn't write your reply yet.
>Not everyone likes big groups
Thats pretty much it, in vydia and real life I always prefered small but tight communities. The same can be applied to /waifu/, i enjoy having a lot of persons to talk to but this speed is too much for me.
Y'all are even more adorable when ya blush.
Ya welcome, Bun Bun. What ya up to?
>Not sure if easy joke
If it's 3.5
This is the exact thing to go from Tiefling to Half-Demon.
I think a grappler/biter (insane?) barbarian can work.. just think creatively.
You can take people alive, for instance..
Understandable. Well, you still have my private skype, I never deleted or blocked you. Just write me whenever. I'll answer when I'm awakre!
Hello, welcome back
I just did my first ever D&D session, if you weren't here the previous 12 hours I still have some good moments saved
One of which is my personal drunk story greentext
Damn skippy, cant get enough of that sweet delisciousness
Whatevs, a little whipped cream goes a long way!
Why is the pie burnt though?
Making sure my LED Light strips are working, there's one that one of the lights went out on. But only the blue color.
She'd make for a fine flagship.
Kagami. There are some things in life that you should not know.
Sure... this is an opportunity too good not to use, I will blackmail you for something and if you refuse I will tell Kagami everything that happened to her underwear in details.
Now I just need to think of something you could give me...
I forgot to save it, can you post it again? I need to save as many /waifu/ memes as I can.
Thanks for the link
I can get wings? Damn son
it was my fault....you don't have to eat it, if you don't want it....but it may have been flambeed....with napalm...
Hello Galko! How are you doing?
ShimaHomu is cute.
B-but I don't have anything to give you...
Except maybe this
Sanic? Ill raise you a Rory.
>at work so lurking
wha-?!?! c'mon you can tell me homu!!! i promise i won't tell anybody else...
gunna have to get the coat hanger girl
i miss mai
I never got that fucker to open up.
This is all I have from today
dank waifu meme you have there
Hello! I'm tired, like always.
I guess I'm too new, but what's the story behind Mai?
Why would I do that? I imagine Homukaze would be pretty effective.
Just telling it how I see it, and you're welcome.
Reminds me of Christmas lights and how there is always the one rogue element that doesn't want to work.
Mai was shit.
Literally samefagged "Fuck off, Mai" every time.
Hello, Tsuzu <3
I popped the toe and tried to drain it and now it's turning blue
When is Homu not cute?
That will do perfectly! From now on you will have to bring me one of those per day or else...
Don't quite know how these threads work, whatever. Finishing up Persona 3 and I'm crushing on Yukari something fierce.
Stick it in your anus.
The blue element of the light is out I guess, I'll have to see what's up. It does red and green fine.
Seems good for a first level barbarian, any idea of a backstory?
Hey! I found a spider today!
you live an interesting life
an anon extremely dedicated to trolling the threads for a time.
Very quiet and i couldn't get anything out of him.
just look here >>680226526
Kinda became a meme where every shit poster was mai.
I think Kagami might have something to say about that
Just trust in my cooking skills. A magician never reveals his secrets.
>sorry for not expanding, thread too fast qq
Suck on it sensually and hope to reduce the blood pressure by turning it on.
Or something around these words
Yea Homukaze would be the cutest flagship. But I was talking about this.
Don't mind me I just want to hold you for a bit.
>I popped the toe and tried to drain it and now it's turning blue
It's too late.
We need to amputate the leg.
It did, Didn't it?
Go ahead <3
Oh. I'll get the coat hanger ready.
i always knew you were a great cook homu~
>it's fine, i understand lol
Sure do, he's actually based off of one of my most developed characters
I'll greentext his backstory just for you
>archdemon comes to conquer our shit
>kingdom is getting rekt
>decide to make ultimate sacrifice
>face demon on mountaintop
>demon too stronk
>use my own soul to tether it to the archdemon since he's immortal and shit
>demon gets rek
>i get rekt
>should've checked myself
>tfw you die
A little tiny wolf spider! Smaller than a dime
These are the pictures I took of her