Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss
I don't really get it.
You should also correct my heads tone values. Its black is too light.
Please be careful with the encouragement. Lord knows what could happen...
ayy hand-kun got the early bake this time
If you count almost killing yourself as interesting then yea I guess I am
Hold it up, empty all the insides and just relax
Well I mean...
kagami claimed...im gonna rest for a bit, it was a long day...i might see you guys later, if not, good night everyone, hope everyone's dreams are sweet
night, see you tomorrow
Yeah, I've seen them get big, and I hope Charlotte gets the chance to
Let's see where this goes!
most people who almost kill themselves do so in a very boring manner
checking you out
Sleep tight Kagami! Hope to see you again tomorrow.
Yeah, I didn't know they got that big until I caught one.
>that was a pretty funny typo
ill be looking forward to it homu!!!! sleep well
Thank ya kindly, cute.
>Please be careful with the encouragement. Lord knows what could happen
Alright, I won't invite you into me.
Not like I'd do something like that in public.
I'm not into that.
Welcome back yourself!
I've only seen them get about the size as a silver dollar
Best typo though
>be me, pic related
>wake up in forest under big ass tree at base of mountain
>somehow know this tree is love, this tree is life
>it speaks to me
>it's the mother tree, daughter of the goddess of life
>spend life in forest
>learn to hunt, acrobatics and stealth
>have nice set of dentals, powerful fucking bite
>strangers come into forest, chop down trees
>strangers approach mother tree
>invaders get rekt
>they come back with more, hunt me down
>have to fight in their arena
>fucking destroy all gladiators with bite and claws
>start to pick up words, learn to speak
>guard notices, says I can't stay with the animals
>mfw I have to fight on the humans side now
>still, everyone who fights me gets rekt
>become crowd favorite
>my given name is Ravu, from ravenous
>they have me fight more animals and gladiators
>fun for a while, but I get bored
>decide to jailbreak
You're welcome, buddy.
Goodnight, handsome. Sleep warm and well.
Why did I said "you're welcome". I'm not that tired, must have misread.
>Still playing Dark Souls 3?
Done with other shit like studying and stuff. What did I miss?
Oh, hello there Rumia!
>such a nice waifu
How're you doing?
Heading to bed too gals, happy to see its still going strong here
See you soon
Nevermind, I get it now...
Contrary to my expression, I would like to convey my deepest condolences...
An overdose on anti-depressants is no way to go.
You don't have to worry about that...
I just mean to say it can be hard to not get ideas.
But I think I'm also learning to handle them. <3
fucking forgot to add pic
anyway, cont. >>680228870
>decide to jailbreak, wanna to back to forest
>Guard has keys
>could just break out bars but will make noise and alert guard
>throw food outside of bars, tell guard it fell and to help me
>asshole guard picks up my chicken leg and looks at me in disgust
>walks forward to bring me the chicken leg
>I grab him by the neck and smash his head into the bars
>bang and a snap, guard falls down
>grab keys and gtfo
>release animal bros before I leave because I'm a nice guy
>head out into night
Hi Chara! I'm doing ok, just got home as usual for this time of day.
How about you?
>murder innocent guard
>release murderous pit animals on unsuspecting town
You are the best Lawful Neutral ever :3
I assume your DM made an exception to the "no lawful Barbarians" rule?
So far so good!
My current character is a bit simpler, and much of him is ad-libbed, but purposely. I'm playing a Don Quixote minotaur, I'm really some random raider who read a bunch of stories and legends and decided I could do the same. I'm hamming the shit out of it, saying super cliche one-liners, constantly referring to myself in third person with a scenario appropriate title, constantly changing small parts of my backstory, mispronouncing fancy French gibberish, and occasionally "break character" and geek out/fangirl over stuff. All while fucking MURDERING the shit out of large groups of enemies.
Eh, Considering going to bed since it's 3 am here.
Besides that it's nice~
Guess I didn't miss anything?
Well I'm gonna be off, bye everyone, have a good day/night!
>after 3 days travelling I finally arrive
>had to fight off guys, don't know why they were mad at me
>arrive at forest
>404 - forest not found
>my home and life is now nothing but a charred wasteland at the foot of the mountain
>walk to where the mother tree once stood
>the tree is gone but I can still feel it's call
>realize call comes from inside me
>as long as I live, so will the mother tree
>both cannot die as long as one lives
>mother tree will regrow if I stay alive
>hunted by authorities and bounty hunters, I'm not safe here
>I leave and become a mercenary
>I am Ravu, half-demon and child of the forest
This is where the story begins
I admit I'm rather preoccupied with schedyuules.
Good to hear. 3am is pretty late/early though - I usually only do that on weekends. Do you have stuff to do in the morning?
>Rumia's belly is best belly
Basic barbarian plans right there. If you don't accidentally murder people, you are playing the wrong class
What's the plot of the story so far? Like my character?
I just got here, I have no idea...
Goodnight, Sleep well.
That IS some really nice belly...
>Saved for future reference
Not rally, but I should get my sleep schedule right
that's not much
Sleep schedules are overrated. When I was a NEET, I think I was sleeping around 6am to 4pm
I miss being a NEET
Wow, I got way into this but then again I've never really typed it out like this
Could be, I guess? Never played dragon age but this part isn't even the main focus about him.
That's pretty simple but still very likeable
I've really sculpted Ravu over the years, changing his story radically a few times. I'm fond of his design because it's totally original, not based off of any other character I know of
>actually based off my own shitty halloween costume from a few years back
He tries to listen to laws and does his best to follow them but he will gladly break them if something is in his way or if they conflict with his morals
At this point in his story he sees nothing wrong with killing the guard because he had to to escape and he'd been abusing him and his animal bros for years
I'm glad you all liked it
Ah, I thought they were all caps
I wish I'd stop being a NEET
>in september I have a job at gamestop
Not that long anymore...
Well for the D&D he basically went undercover as a mercenary to get around, he's not malevolent but he's a tad out of touch with the rest. He als has a really shitty bite now for some unknown reason
That sounds like a True Neutral to me. Most neutral characters are as you described: good, law abiding folk until they have reason not to be.
Any character at an extreme is defined by that alignment: upholding laws even to their detriment, reporting their own misdemeanors and so forth.
We should try to not overcute things...
at least not out here in the open..
Must be pretty obscure?
Makes it more personal.
Although 8...? You probably didn't search hard enouh.
>it's lewd but the belly game is out of this world
The money of employment is nice, I guess. I hope to one day strike a balance - work 3 days a week, maybe.
>I don't really get it.
This is fine.
>You should also correct my heads tone values. Its black is too light.
Not like anyone cares about that but here you go, is this good enough?
For my own version he could've started out pretty much the same, but eventually he settles down in a small town near the shore, finds another half-demon girlfriend and basically becomes the local demon hunter. He also tries to find more clues to his past and how he can bring back the mother tree
I just explained my character and the DM said lawful neutral, I'm not sure how you qualify for that then
>We should try to not overcute things
It's too late for that.
I'm already here.
Will never hear Ojou's "sugoi!" again..
She has the right body type.. I guess...=?
Pretty good quality art. Pretty daki-like.
>2hu just has the best artists
Yeah, that would be the best! But I wouldn't mind it if that wasn't the case... I mean working in gamestop is pretty neat
I've gotten the other players to crack up a few times, mainly the first time I "broke character"
And when I made tea, Havardr is a "carny sir" of tea, even though he has a hard time choking it down and ends up poring some of it out when he thinks no one is looking
And over several of the one liners and clichés I've pulled
Currently entering a dungeon where a force/person/being/group was once worshiped as a god, until falling silent and being almost lost. Now back and angry
I guess it's better? Don't really see that much of a difference. It takes like 20 seconds to do.
Maybe it *is* kinda dangerous to let you run around freely...
The artist is ke-ta, he's the god of quality Touhou art.
He hasn't drawn much Rumia, though...
Goddamn I love storytelling, although I don't think I'm that good at it. I tend to hurry the story along too fast when I get excited
>2hu also has the worst artists - there are just a lot of them
I hope you enjoy it! Retail can be pretty crazy and stressful at times, but if you can get on a steady schedule that'd be awesome.
There always is
But it's rarely enough
Okay Mugi serious advice here so listen to it
seriously, you don't wanna lose your toe or even your foot over this
>compared to underfail most artists are way better
Hope so too! Anyway, I'll be going to bed now.
Good night everyone!
Can you post the original? I want to believe.
Thanks.. uh, I guess. I'll make a bookmark of him.
>don't remind me
You should probably get some advice from a professional...
You sound like the comic relief guy that in the end turns out to be the murderous psychopath
It's very likeable and a bit relatable too
Pretty funny character, did you like mine?
Maybe I should be contained somewhere, under your care... <3
No, they don't even have to be female, just any 2D character you really like
Fucking hell, I do that too. Feel your pain.
Contained is a harsh way of putting it.
>Josef Fritzl did nothing wrong...?
Restraining might be the better option...
indifferent but cute/10
I vote for the first
Yours seems like an interesting character to play as!
And I'm definitely murder in combat. Im combining the Greater Cleave (if i land the first attack i can make an attack against every other enemy in reach, once for each attack per round) and Cleaving Finish (when I kill an enemy, I get to cleave) to continuously land attacks against everyone in my reach, which is big since im a large character with a reach weapon, and mowing down a group after I charge in
Might be going to bed soon, test tomorrow on the digestive system! Yay!
Aw dammit same
sleep well and good luck on your test, keep murdering
Tsk tsk, yes! I am!
>Please understand this reference
How goes it?
Whatever you call the one with ropes and chains.
I want that one.
I'm doing fine, just did a greentext on my D&D character I made
I didn't save the original and google reverse search isn't powerful enough. I can look it up again on danbooru, should be able to find it in 5-10 mins.
What are you going to do with it?
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We'll start with some towing.
Mooring is the next step...
but we might have to use the drydock at some point.
I'm just trying to comprehend the picture...
>You've gotten it looked at before in the past, right?
Nah... it probably requires surgery. And money.
Besides, I can still preform my daily obligations adequately. Perhaps I should get it checked out before it gets any worse... Eh.
>Ever thought of doing yoga or something for it? That might help.
I've considered it.
>Mine's gotten somewhat bad out of nowhere, making it hard to focus on things.
I hope that this is a temporary condition. You most likely already have enough to worry about as it is.
A SIMPLE TEST SHALL NOT KEEP HAVARDR, THE MIGHTIEST OF MINOTAURS, THE BEAST OF BENERIA, THE HAMMER OF HERMERWALD, AND PROTECTOR OF THE DOWN TRODDEN AT BAY! FOR YOU SEE, I WAS BORN OF THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN OF THE JAGGED RIDGE ITSELF! I WAS RAISED BY WILD MOUNTAIN GOATS INTO THE PERFECT WARRIOR AND GENTLEMAN! EXCELSIOR!!!!
Is the Droste effect going to happen here?
Damn son, you really thought his lines through
For all of you guys who asked me why I was stressed earlier.
Well, kinda everything I do doesn't seen to make any change in the world. It seems like I'm just an Voyeur of the World. Even that I'm trying really hard. It seems that I'm just stressing and depressing myself
The "dry" part, I mean.
Oh... the original is Madoka's brother pulling her face, Madoka's dad tells him to stop and Homura says "this is fine".
Do you want an explanation on the edited pic too?
Glad to see you back again, hope what you were running off to wasn't anything to worry about.
Oh, that's not good. Is it a genetic thing or just something you did to your back? Probably shouldn't stress yourself too hard, don't want it getting worse. But you probably already know that. Please get it checked out?
Hope those kinds of options will help if you do consider going through with them. Way better as opposed to surgery.
Most of the time, things like that pop up in my body from stress or just pulling a muscle. It should go away within a few days or so. I'm sure we both do.
Wish I knew what that meant.
How are you trying to make changes in the world?
I don't have any candles.. otherwise, perhaps
Google and you will recognize it straight away
We'll make sure to dock normally first...
D&D stories are always fun to read.
You kinda start to be able to ablibb this after some practice, since a lot of it is mostly the same
FOR I AM BOTH A HARDENED WARRIOR AND A LEARNED SCHOLAR! FOR YOU CANNOT HARDEN YOUR BODY WITHOUT FIRST TRAINING YOUR MIND! WHEN I WAS A YOUNG LAD, MY ADOPTIVE GOAT PARENTS WOULD BRING TO TO THE LOCAL WIZARD TO BE TAUGHT ALL MANNER OF USEFUL KNOWLEDGE, WHICH MY YOUNG MIND QUICKLY ABSORBED LIKE A SPONGE! TRUELY I AM A SUN OF VIRTUES THAT SHALL NEVER SET ON THIS MOST GLORIOUS OF WORLDS!
Question of the thread: what was your favorite high school year?
You can't make everything and everyone happy and peaceful. Don't beat yourself about it. Make yourself happy
Asuka from NXT
been a while since I saw one of these, I thought they got banned
I see.. that explains.
Is there a deeper meaning?
You like when I pull your face?
>I'm not even sure this is a proper idiom
>From the ashes of the red army, the perfect slav rises..
A NUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI
Nah just spammers
In every way that shows possible. I've trying to being the guy who is always trying to change things to the best way possibls. For real. But it doesn't seem to matter on the end.
Honestly, unless you are a rich, powerful or influential person, I don't think you have much hope to change the world in a big way unless you have some unique ideas..
Most probably your impact on the world will be on the people who know you, which could be worth just as much
I'll be as delicate as possible... wouldn't want to put a dent into your pressure hull - although bulges are a possibility if we stick to our schedule.
>the picture might be from the future