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>>680162381
hmm
idk
>>680162207
It means "I wonder if it is possible, even with his unreflectional attention, to antiunorganizationalize"
Nibi a cute
hate all of you people
>>680162614
Okay if you dont wanna play anything lets just have sex then.
>>680162855
Lovely.
>>680162855
no you don't
>>680162877
i'm saving myself for god
only he may rupture my holy anus
Wait im celibate, so no, nevermind.
>>680162555
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>>680162726
more stair fax
Who the fuck is pyro
>>680162855
Please no.
>>680162855
Who are you
>>680162855
Hatred is a bad feeling
>>680162950
>>680162957
>>680162971
>>680163251
>>680163334
>>680163306
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>>680163405
i don't have any rope
and i don't need a noose
>>680163482
make one out of hair. Pubees if possible :3
>>680163405
Don't make me hump you.
>>680163113
Rude
>>680163405
And people call me an angsty 14 year old.
>>680163559
Sheadup
>>680163577
That's because you act like one
>>680163577
no we call you poobreath donglor
>>680163577
You are an angsty 14 year old
>>680163577
Well, you were kinda acting like one last night.
>>680162751
that still means fucking nothing in english
>>680163577
you are an angsty 20 year old
also baltic
>>680163845
And it's not a word that's ever been used in any context, but it's possible and it has a deliberate meaning.
>>680163652
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>>680163730
Y'all cunts.
>>680163779
I'll be grumpy if I want to. Was I blaming anyone? Was I complaining about people not understanding me?
>>680163845
You're right on that second bit.
>>680163976
Ah ok, Finnish is a language that treats words like English does sentences. Morphosyntax.
>>680164047
I meant that the baltic kinda forgives the first, you guys are entitled to the chip on the shoulder.
>>680162855
Cum in my mouth
>>680163845
moonrunes is kiss-shot btw
>>680164032
I dont care about your feelings.
>>680164126
Well, Lithuania is currently #4 on the list of worldwide highest suicide rates.
>>680164047
You're fake.
I love it when Julian talks language
>>680164172
doppelganger
>>680164047
tee hee hee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxupmURg23E
>>680164047
It's the truth though, don't worry though you fit in with the many other users on this website
>>680164047
Sure, and I'm not blaming you for being grumpy. I just wish you'd handle it more maturely.
>>680164126
Yeah.
>>680164328
Your ass-kissing is almost as proficient as Raccoon's.
>>680164457
no u
>>680164218
gentleman and a scholar
>>680164283
somehow I think telling you all to grow out of it is not going to be successful
>>680164328
I am exquisitely well-informed on a great range of topics but that's the only one I get to claim formal qualification in.
>>680164457
I know syntacticians who would be annoyed by that. A lot of syntactic theories, predicated as they are on English, don't deal smoothly with morphologically rich languages.
>>680164319
You too, ol' grouch.
>>680164457
Well, sometimes I just get fed up with maturity too.
>>680164328
Oh, you're back
>>680164561
I don't know if you'd say that if you grew up in the same kind of environment as me.
>>680164699
Yes hello
>>680164761
sup?
>victims of circumstance
>>680164583
Sometimes you just have to rub your period blood all over the walls and show everyone, huh?
>>680164755
Right, that's why you're excused.
>>680164863
Balkanized countries are melting pots of despair, kissu.
>>680164338
Guess we'll have to share then.
>>680164510
Not really, you.
>>680164561
Sounds like I want to go talk to them about Finnish.
>>680164583
That tends to happen at times. You'll get used to it eventually.
>>680164919
You get sloppy seconds.
>>680164879
HAHAHAHA, oh god, that's grand coming from you.
>>680164916
May I be excused for the rest of my life?
>>680165008
The brilliant thing is there's a syntactic model that they claim is "minimalist" that would argue that rather than a cluster of morphemes creating meaning (because if I'm reading it correctly, that single, massive word counts as a sentence unto itself) the word is undergoing a huge number of "invisible" movements—WHOLE WORD movements—to fit an underlying, universal version of sentence structure.
Chomsky is fucking nuts.
>>680165189
No. Personal responsibility is something we must all come to.
>>680165285
Bugger.
>>680165189
Hey buddy, im just angry all the time.
You make up fake stories how you care about people and then spit in their face the next day.
Nibi lemme stroke your wiener.
>>680165088
Wouldn't have it any other way
>>680165404
Yeah, that's how most of us react.
>>680165418
There is no medal for personality defects.
>>680165505
barry have you at any point been invaded by a jackass wearing a huge hat and swinging a longsword like a spaz
>>680164236
Don't worry i didn't expect you to. You haven't changed a bit you adorb
>>680165008
I am nice to all people and things
>>680164916
If only every country had a Trump to unite the peoples.
>>680164834
about to go to school, then study for math test
>>680165418
What the hell are you talking about?
>>680165505
well well well
look who has come crawling back
>>680165505
Yukky
YUKKY
>>680165591
sounds like great fun
>>680165591
They're often quite nationalist, actually, the difference is Americans are inevitably optimistic. It comes from a history of victory. Balkan countries have histories written in defeat.
>>680165285
That is pretty much what it is.
>>680165505
Barry please
>>680165591
You are nice.
>>680165583
Sure, but you do get sex.
>>680165585
Who even ARE you?
>>680165694
There is a very good countryball comic explaining why Estonians are mostly atheists.
>>680165790
He's Pyro.
>>680165583
Depends, have you at any point invaded a man in Kirk's Armor using the Farror GS skating around like a little bing bong bondage clad faggot?
>>680165621
I said starting to move away you dumb fucking idiot, not magically move away completely in the course or 18 hours.
>>680165645
lemme DO IT
>>680165867
Hostile much?
What's got your panties in a twist?
>>680165598
>Watch me play dumb because im ashamed of my menstrual cycles.
Shuddup, woman.
>>680165790
Typically only if your personality defect is a dark triad trait.
>>680165713
Awesome, I solved Finnish.
>>680165864
Indeed, here it is.
>>680165867
I've invaded like 6 people with that exact setup, amazingly. None of them were presenting the fucking hover glitch though, god I hate that.
Time to leave for school, adios friends
>>680165713
Then why give me all this sass?
I don't like the sass
>>680165694
All countries in Europe besides the UK, Germany, and recently the Netherlands are all the same to me, I cannot remember the differences or anything about them
I am American they do not matter
>>680165660
It is, I must leave now though so I can get a good warm up in before frisbee otherwise I will injure myself again and that would be no good.
>>680165980
You're the woman here, since you can't even explain shit.
I can no longer see the phrase menstrual cycles without remembering Kyle spelling it minstrel
WOWWOWWOW guys what's with the MISOGYNY ugh don't you know it's THE CURRENT YEAR
shitlords
>>680166049
Typically I'd agree with you, but I enjoy having a decent wealth of knowledge about our protectorates.
>>680166143
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>>680166143
later kissu
>>680165864
That answers NOTHING
>>680165867
I dont like people seeing my penis, its gross.
also if someone has a cap of that kyle incident I would like to see it
>>680166222
>I dont like people seeing my penis, its gross.
I will wear a blindfold.
>>680164879
heh
>>680166049
Bye
>>680165790
A restless returning spirit from the past
>>680165974
You. Don't follow me to other threads, it's god damn creepy.
>>680166038
I always thought the skiing issue was just a network problem?
>>680166191
Women are fucking dumb and are only good because boobers and vaginers can sometimes be rad.
>>680166222
You can cover my eyes, we'll make it all kinds of kinky.
>>680166038
I mean like, as long as its manageable you get sex.
>>680166084
>NO U
Like the women I went to school with.
I beat myself for a quarter century.
I'm sort of looking forward to turning 25 so I get to sing that.
>>680166413
Yeah it's a network thing, it's nobody's fault. The ONLY thing dark souls 2 has over 3 is the fucking netcode. Based on the fact that dead angles still exist in 3, I think they almost directly adapted 1's engine.
Fucking miyazaki.
Fortunately, I hate tits and cunts so I have no need to deal with women. That said I probably get along with them better than most men.
>>680166510
Well, if you're a sexually valuable male specimen to at least some degree yes.
>>680166280
>>680166413
Do I still get to be a virgin if we do that?
>not knowing the current year
>the current year
>>680166038
There was really not much to solve. Instead of using a whole bunch of individual words, we just modify the words to convey a particular meaning, minimising the amount of words we have to use. Single word sentences are nice.
Yes, that's the one.
>>680166049
I'm sorry, I thought it was friendly banter.
>>680166143
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>>680166222
There's really not much else to say about him.
>>680166775
As long as you only put it in my mouth yes.
>tfw you have a really good mobo that you cant do shit with because intel are wankers
also anyone seen dotts around lately?
>>680165088
Could you like.. >>680163405
>>680166835
I'd love to model that in x-bar.
>>680166622
Oh I get along with them great, one of my best friends is a McWomens, and I've had a lot of really close female friendos over the years.
>>680166775
You get to be whatever you want dear~
>>680166395
WHO?
>>680166622
This is why I couldnt get sex.
>>680166835
You just gave me information I already have.
>>680167018
What the what in what now?
>>680167086
I tried.
>>680167068
Really? I find that most men who have good female friends have difficulty seeing them for how profoundly pointless they largely are. It's almost absurd how much better a decent man is than any woman.
At the same time of course a shit man is really, really shit.
>>680167086
You've never made anything resembling an effort.
>>680166843
>>680167068
I wouldnt mind too much then, I guess.
>>680167304
X-bar is the commonly accepted model for breaking down sentences into their constituents.
>>680167343
Awesome. Barry what color blindfold do you favor, dear?
>>680166991
We're both still waiting...
>>680167315
Yeah I have, why do you keep saying this?
Women have told me before asking, "Who'd ever date you".
So I just quit after that.
>>680167304
You get a big fat F
>>680167550
well, you've never told me that before, which could be why I keep asking
if you first brought this up recently keep in mind I've been gone for months
>>680167086
REMEMBER
LOOK DEEP INTO YOUR PAST
>>680167744
you're kind of a nonentity, darling.
>>680167343
ohh yeaaaaah
>>680167315
Eh idk, I'm sort of in-between. Cause like half of the female friends I've had are essentially guys with vaginas in terms of personality, and the other half were anime grils irl that I wanted to sex but never acted on sooo
But yeah dook soos, they really nerfed lightning damage huh? Either that or just gave all armors increased ltg defense, because on my paly character, I can't seem to do jack shit with my ltg spears in pvp.
>>680167606
Give me a big fat D
>>680167633
I have brought that up before and clint said I was looking for attention. So I just dont talk about myself or be as vague as possible.
>>680166413
>You. Don't follow me to other threads, it's god damn creepy.
Nigga I've been shitposting in waifu for a while.
I'm not the only one either. When gfur is dead or not existing, you can find Darwin, Kiss, freklz and sometimes even Katia in there
>>680167606
>not d
Bludgeon my face in, kill me, pull me apart like soft bread, punch me in the ... tits. Twist my head clean off, put me to sleep with your kind boots
>>680167744
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>>680167923
I FIGURED you were going nowhere with this.
>>680168002
I haven't seen any of you in there for the month-ish that I've been lurking them, and only saw you last night after I decided to start actually posting rather than just lurk claim.
>>680168078
I mean I don't really know where else to take it, I didn't expect to get this far
>>680167939
>>680168022
You dont deserve a "Dank"
>>680167923
I sincerely do not understand this experience of wanting to fuck a woman. I've had a handful of weird femdom fantasies but those basically involve a replaceable female archetype.
That's true of men too, though, so I think rather than gay or straight I might just be a sexual narcissist, it's complicated to say that though. And easier to pursue with men.
I haven't noticed that; I only have one character right now (who isn't even really close to completing the game, muh invasions) and as always it's a sorcerer. Magic sucks in PvE, incidentally, but my crystal longsword does very acceptable damage in PvP and farron flashsword+soul greatsword mixups are excellent alongside it.
>>680167974
I was not around. That is tragic.
>>680165125
source?
>>680168221
Haha! You're STUPID.
>>680168221
well yeah, thats cause usually the gfur isn't dead at that time
Apparently INT and FTH scalings only start kicking over in the 50-60 range in this game, which might be why they aren't doing anything.
>>680168240
I recall you being here basically every waking moment.
>>680168385
I've heard that too. I went to the 40 soft cap from dark souls 1 and an upgraded court sorcerer staff was still weaker than the equivalent sorcerer staff, which is annoying as fuck.
>>680168436
Right, the keyword there is waking.
>>680168240
>magic sucks in pve
Well, spells do. Get the crystal rapier once you get to late game and god damn you'll be one shotting most standard enemies.
>>680168385
That's so fucking weird considering that str and dex still soft cap at 40. But I guess that makes sense for my paly char because he's only SL40
>>680168301
:(
Good cock is good~
ayy i won a freebie
>>680167854
I know i don't mean anything to most people here.
>>680168230
Damnit
>>680168515
You sleep?
>>680168735
Huzzah! what did you win?
Also, hi!
>>680168723
I already spent the crystal sage's soul on the WORST FUCKING SPELL IN THE GAME (I am not sure if the other one drops one, if he does thank G-d but I've not fought it yet). Anyway the problem is everything is resistant to magic damage. Fuck aldrich.
>>680168741
Because you have the personality of mild cheddar.
>>680168763
Not enough.
>>680168723
How far have you gotten in dank souls?
>>680168852
I won what I posted in that post
Headshot of Frosh
Hi o/
>>680168733
It's the best~
also, I don't LIKE rapiers. I just want to use a straight sword. I have particular tastes regarding weapon types.
>sparkledog OC
god dammit you're one of those
Why all the Ukraine memes
>>680168937
Right at the end on my main, about to fight Soul of Cinder.
>>680168953
That's awesome. How's things?
>>680168741
K now shuddup.
>>680168874
I like, dont sleep much at all.
>>680168958
Owh I know, hun~
>>680166280
fg
>>680169079
random shit from my countryball folder
>>680169101
Did you complete Anri/Yuria's questline? I did by complete accident so apparently I get the hardest ending whenever I finish this shit.
>>680169202
are those all hickeys
>>680169142
remedy that (he says to himself)
>>680168515
>>680168723
I don't know why they've changed, I don't think they changed any other stat. I forgot to respec my level 80 to try miracles before I started NG+.
>>680168874
I don't think the second Sage drops his soul. Fairly certain he doesn't.
>>680169101
I have gotten bored of grinding and getting one shot by bosses. I am probably going to make a new character.
>>680169315
I didnt notice
>>680169105
I've been tired and sleepy so far this week, the only thing keeping my chin up are the commissions I ordered coming in.
I'm getting one semi-lewd one done this week and another one should be finished by next week as well. Frosh art makes me as excited as an ice cream does to a little kid.
>>680169316
>I don't think the second Sage drops his soul. Fairly certain he doesn't.
oh well, idgaf. Fuck rapiers. And yeah that seems dumb, I think quality works the same.
>>680169340
just fucking summon and be done with it
>>680169365
THIS IS IMPORTANT KATIA
>>680169340
This time don't kill the Dancer and go into a late-game area at the start of the game.
>>680169489
incorrect
>>680169513
did he smack emma in the face
he totally did didn't he
>>680169561
you have some weird fucking yaoi
>>680169315
I do, I just make more coffee.
>>680169489
Then people on /v/ will make fun of me.
>>680169513
Maybe if they didnt HIDE THE ENTRANCE TO THE CRYSTAL SAGE.
>>680169476
I like this one. I'd like to get some myself but I haven't the budget for it yet.
I worked a 6 day stretch last week so I know what you mean.
>>680169643
please, this isnt even my weird yaoi folder.
>>680169734
Why do you go to /v/? And the crystal sage isn't at all hard to find. The tower in road of sacrifices isn't hard to navigate at all.
>>680169844
That's not even a guy!
I wish I hadn't moved into NG+. I want to go back and co-op for some more of the late game bosses, 'cus they were great.
>>680169643
>>680169734
Let's find out. Did you just wail on Emma?
>>680169643
I got lost after king bones. So I ran around the game for like 5 hours and eventually killed the woman in the hall because I saw tons of bloodstains.
I killed the dancer and Consumed king so ive been stuck on the 1st boss x10 and dragon armour.
It's getting warmer outside
Good
>>680169932
it's freklz, close enough.
>>680169844
Can I see one of the weird ones?
>>680168874
That's a nice assumption.
>>680169340
>getting one shot by bosses
stop being bad then (^:
>>680169948
By far the most fun bosses for me so far have been high king wolnir and the abyss watchers.
I just finished the dancer, who felt too easy, and aldrich, who was BULLSHIT with a sorcery build. God the lack of damage was ugly.
>>680169975
Oh jesus christ. Well at least you did it after you'd been through carthus so you weren't terribly underleveled.
>>680170007
You are not wrong.
>>680170067
It isn't an assumption. This is simply an analysis of what you've presented.
>>680169932
Yes it was, Ive ran by the little crack you're supposed to go to get in dozens of times until Dom told me its in that general area.
When I found it I cheesed the boss before she could do anything.
>>680170055
hitler yaoi, mooses with dicks instead of horns, shamwow semen, guns in place of dicks.
Jesus vores a guy with his dick
>>680169802
It's not the work, it's my body not willing to hit the bed early. To sleep propely I'd have to fall asleep around 11pm, but I'm very used to staying up very late as I've done so for the past year
In result I only get to sleep 5-4 hours a night, go right to work for 9 hours, and I only eat once a day as I'm still trying to go light weight
oh yeah and guys with dicks for heads vomiting cum
>>680170227
What little crack? It's in the building! Like, straight forward through the hall full of hollows.
>>680170251
I know exactly what that last one is and I wish I didn't.
>>680169975
But Champion Gundyr isn't even bad though. Watch for his kick combo tho, that shit'll fuck you up. Possessed Orns Armor tho, god damn
>>680170318
yw
katia what the fuck
like if you couldn't find orbeck of vinheim THAT I can forgive, that fucker is stealth af.
>>680170405
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>>680169191
I have a serious craving going on right now and no one to have some fun with :(
>>680170168
High King Wolnir gave me horrible flashbacks of the Bed of Chaos, with his animations knocking me into the instadeath mist. Nice fight though.
What are the locations for you subs?
>>680170405
it's funny.
>>680169932
I go to /v/ because thats where things matter.
>>680170133
Kiss my ass.
>>680170168
I was like 40, I was grinding knights in the castle to like 60 and Armour still one shots me with everything, Ive gotten him down to 25% but the twigs "Fireballs" one shot me too.
>tfw you waste points in INT to get Orbeck to move then you don't talk to him and he dissapears forever
>>680170251
I'm impressed. I won't lie
>>680170276
I entirely understand. I just changed work hours too. used to be in bed by 10 to get up by 6. Now I don't get home until 8 and I'm up till midnight or later. It's rough.
You'll get it figured out Frosh.
>>680170442
not really I mean all it takes to find Orbeck is like 30 extra seconds of exploring, which if you're not checking EVERY nook and cranny in a souls game, like, cmon
>>680170493
That...never got close to happening to me. He's one of the only bosses I one shot.
>>680170515
I'm living in sin with a deacon of the way of white in smouldering lake.
>>680170606
Just summon and have your other guy tank it.
>>680170624
You have to fucking give him scrolls too. He's an asshole.
>>680170718
Good to know someone who can relate.
Anyway, it's time for me to continue my struggle with Dark Souls I. Enjoy your day and evening, everyone o/
>>680170293
>oh yeah and guys with dicks for heads vomiting cum
Have you read The Penisman?
>>680170769
I'm kinda lazy. But yeah, at least he's not in the fucking swamp. Seriously, farron keep is horseshit.
>basilisks
>the huge assholes that smack the ground and make dark magic
>dickwraiths
>lol you can't move enjoy being poisoned also
>here's some more basilisks
I think immediately after farron keep the game got way easier, up until the first area of irithyll where it got harder and then got easy again.
>>680170927
Likewise. Take care!
>>680170318
The ENTRANCE
Its obscured by trees and other bullshit.
>>680170359
His swipes will hit me after I roll.
>>680170778
I mean I wasn't using any magic anyway, but I made a new character for the express reason of dealing with NPCs because on the first I fucked up 3 NPCs without realising and then he pulls this shit.
Took me way too many tries to get Wolnir, the flashbacks made me lose focus way too quickly.
>>680170778
I dont summon, its like being the bottom of a gay relationship.
>>680170168
Fair, it's not like i never really post at the time when you're around. You don't know me after all
>>680171231
You're right for all the wrong reasons.
>>680168300
h0rs3
