Waifu claiming thread.
nobody else made a thread edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Yuno claim!
Claiming
Still trying to fap
>>680117274
butts
>>680116523
kek I feel like buying a waifu pillow is a basically killing your social life.
watching animu is basically watching cartoons but a body pillow takes it to a whole other level
I really want karen's jacket tho
>>680114847
I cant remember, it was a silver can so I thought it was diet pepsi
>>680117005
hentaihaven.org for 720p n-not that I would go there... such a lewd place
Claimed
>>680117346
Fuck you, I had 6 cans of Rockstar today and I feel like shit now and can't think straight.
Maybe in like 20 minutes I'll actually be able to sleep.
Maybe
Canaan claim as usual.
Miia claimed, now I must do a sleep. Goodnight everyone.
>>680117654
Goodnight~
>>680117574
EVERYONE POST OHAYOUS RIGHT NOW
THREAD SURVEY WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON YOU WANTED TO KILL TELL THE STORY
>>680116339
>charismatic
You flatter me! and yeah i guess, Im still waiting on the fit part though haha
>>680116708
Hyouka? is that the name of the show?
>>680116761
Yeah basically, people order food on their phone and I deliver it too their seats. Then they give me dirty looks
>>680116793
Haha, just pokin fun, how did everyone react when they found out?
>>680117654
Goodnight snek! Slither well :)
Also claiming
>>680117542
Know of anything in 4k?
Now only if could find the right video
>>680117820
kek that was the exact gif I was thinking of when I said fits
>>680117654
sleep tight snek
>>680117542
Lol oh
>>680117610
Alright so let you get some sleep and tomorrow we can properly talk. Sounds good?
>>680117654
Good night
>>680117820
Oh.The usual laugh then surprised that two kids can open a body of beer
>>680117820
How do you make it through that? I'd slit a nigga's throat for looking at me wrong (Thankfully I did none of that when working at walmart of all places)
>>680117820
we need more lewd shit. where is your koko porn at?
>>680118046
I know that feel
I wouldnt work for walmart for the rest of my life even if it meant $50/hour
I cant fucking stand that place
>>680117976
no but I imagine that would look amazing lol
what vid are you looking for? they have a tag system but limited shit
>>680118091
no loods pls this is pure waifu thread
Akiko claim
>>680117433
>checked
Welcome back Tomoko , I have rings under my eyes to rival yours right now
>>680117792
>tfw no Akiko Ohayou
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>680118244
Actually my expierences wasnt TOO bad in the store I worked in. Chill customers, bosses that didnt give two shits (sucked when my seasonal hire expiered). The only shit part was unloading two trucks
>>680118332
Nighty night shinoa bro
>>680118244
>checked
Can't stand the place or the people? I worked in a DIY store before and let me tell you, working under people who are obviously more stupid than you is a huge pain
>>680117792
Couldn't tell ya, I've never been that mad at anyone
>>680117981
nice! haha I think I have another one but i dunno
>>680118015
Nice, sounds like a chill familam
>>680118046
Well usually its sketch mex's who are trying to stay tough, but It does annoy me, even if I can see where they're coming from. But in those cases I know that if I did anything then thered be a good 10 ese's/nigs that would surround me in a sec. Aint worth it
>>680118091
Lemme get it
>>680118332
night night shinoa
>>680118286
>not having an ohayou
a fate worse than death, I tried to get one for kagami then you on the draw thread on /a/ but it died kek
>>680117320
>>680117418
>>680117432
>>680117574
>>680117433
>>680117610
>>680117781
>>680117820
>>680117976
>>680118286
welcome back everyone, have some (You)s, on the house
Claimed.
Good evening, all! Anyone have any plans for the weekend?
>>680117792
>Tfw no Ohayou for obscure waifu nobody except for me seems to know/care about.
>>680118015
HA
I'm gonna be going 7AM to 10PM tomorrow, I doubt I'll be in better condition then.
>>680118046
>walmart
And I thought working at Best Buy sucked. Damn.
>>680118332
Night.
>>680118698
Thanks anon.
>>680117274
when will you realize that your life is nothing but a constant loop of the same regurgitated bullshit?
>>680118091
>>680118268
Just one from me?
>>680118577
Hm never though of it as seeing the customer's pov
Kinda the opposite for me, when I go groceries shopping at the walmart I worked, I know where the workers are coming from
>>680118698
Gracias amigo
>>680118863
>Bestbuy
Kinda curious.. I almost worked at bestbuy if target didnt called me first with an overnight shift offered
>>680118988
trust me I know I wish for death every day but it never comes and I can't an hero because I believe in hell
>>680119024
I'll let it slide cause it's the procelain skin superior waifu
>>680118698
Fuck, thanks for the effort though
I'll try to get one arranged myself
Maybe I could do some art for you guys but that would be in my own artstyle which is only borderline anime with a grain of salt
>>680117274
>waifu
works fine for me
>>680119209
>mfw akibro can draw
am I the only talentless shit in here
claim
>>680118719
Hey drunk buddy! Hows it goin?
>>680118698
Thanks for the (You) you!
>>680119086
Yeah, seeing how shitty the shit is behind the scenes and how slow people are, I get heated myself. So I can only imagine how pissed id be if I payed a ludicrous amount of money for the shitty service haha
>>680118460
>>680118461
I worked as a cashier and a sales associate
Customers are complete retards who dont even try to help themselves
Bosses had no communication between themselves and other coworkers were lazy fucks that i had to clean up after
And slow times that made the day drag on were the worst
I didnt work on trucks often but i didnt mind it because it was constant work flow that made time pass quickly
>done fapping
>>680119366
>draw
kind of but I wouldn't call myself very good
Here's my last work in progress but I rarely finish my shit
>>680119086
My manager is a dick and 75% of the customers I handle on a daily basis are elderly people who for whatever reason literally cannot process how to do something as simple as turn on a laptop.
Not even fucking kidding
I just work sales though, apparently Geek Squad guys get a lot worse shit.
>>680119366
lolno, anon don't feel bad I can't draw shit either.
>>680119284
>>680119284
faggot
>>680119395
one claim per anon you damn pimp
>>680119547
kek looks cute and cartoony
Claimed.
I hate all of you avatarfags.
Please kill yourselves in the most painful way imaginable.
>>680118268
Your waifu is a slut
>>680118577
Yeaaah boiiii
>>680119024
Meh I posted that yesterday
>>680119469
Hello, Rum 'n Koko-anon!
Not much. Just happy I have a nice relaxing day off tomorrow.
What's crackin'?
>>680119192
Your too good to me Karen
>>680119395
>two body pillows
How can one man love so much
>>680119284
Heya! Hows it goin?
>>680119552
Wow, I'm crashing so hard I forgot to reply to someone...
>>680119284
Whatever makes you happy, mate.
>>680119720
But we have cookies
>>680119552
But i didn't draw him.
>>680119634
No shit
>>680119469
Mmm yes when you put it that way it all makes sense
>>680119535
That's one thing about us unloaders, kept us busy that I never really had to think and dick around. Never felt bored
>>680119552
So the tales of tech-retarded people are true? I can understand the elderlys.. I mean cmon.. they werent from our era
>>680119672
I don't even know what style it is, it's not really cartoon or anime. It's just how I always drew
>>680119720
>implying most of us aren't already
>>680119761
Thats awesome! What are you gonna do on your day off? and Im not doin anything, just watchin black hawk down still and drinkin
>>680119735
Well fine, how about this one?
Konoe claimed
>>680119775
fine, thanks anon
>>680119948
Im about to get a job at dollar general
Its gonna suck because they have a lot of down time and not enough to do during the day
I hear they get a single truck a week
But moneys money and im pretty sure ill work there for about 3 months and quit
Then ill try taco bell because they are busy as shit and i like that in a job
>>680119921
still a fag
>>680119948
You have no idea.
I dunno, there's occasionally the ones that know their shit and know it enough to set up their own home media servers, or build their own PC's or something a bit outside of the ability of most average joes but those kinds of old folks are few and far between from what I can see. Or at least, they never walk into the store I work in.
>>680119735
no u
>>680119720
I definitely will don't worry I'll post a message on the thread before I do so you can enjoy something in life
>>680119853
You're on my list of waifus that need ohayous, I'll do it someday
>>680119775
classy koko
>>680119980
kek its good anyway, would buy for 1 dollar and half a peach
I'm off to class guys I'll seeya later
Best waifu legs claimed.
>>680120344
>checked
The worst part of working in the DIY were those saturday afternoons where you had fuck all to do except stand around waiting in the paint aisle waiting for costumers to come ask you where they can find the paint
>>680120344
Sounds boring but a jobs a job
>>680120521
I believe those would be neckbears of their time
>>680117792
Ohaiyo!
Never been that mad.
>>680120655
>also checked
Lots of claimings today. Or maybe its just that I've never spent this much time in a day on /b/
Going into lurk mode for a bit
>>680119948
Yeah, but then you get the drunk cocks who want beer after the beers been cut off and the taps are clearly off, but sometimes they're the same people that I helped earlier so they treat me a little nicer, especially the nigons lol
>>680120315
Your welcome! Whats your waifu from?
>>680120532
Later karen! Have a good one :)
Welp, my heart rate is going back down to normal levels, and I'm barely keeping my eyes open.
I'm going to bed, goodnight everyone.
>>680120532
Take your sweet time, I rarely post here anyways.
>>680120689
I guess so. Heheh
>>680120655
Just wait for the vegan to find you
Then you want to tell them where we sell guns so they can eat a bullet
But you hotta hold back and not get fired
>>680120689
Ya gotta haul my fat ass to school some how
>>680120139
I haven't decided yet. I'll probably be a shut-in and try to buckle down on writing. Or I could pretend to be adult and do my taxes. Or I could go on a date. The last two don't really appeal, though.
Whatcha drinkin? Still Bacardi?
>>680120995
Shit, did it again...
>>680120565
Whatsup leg master Rory?
>>680120718
I've noticed that too! Too many waifus to keep track of
Megumin claimed~ How is everyone today?
>>680121117
About to head out with friends. Back in about 15 mins though.
>>680121168
Read the above, will answer all later Asplode-chan.
>>680121168
Now it's a party. How go'eth the explosions?
>>680121168
Hey Murman
>>680120995
Goodnight! Get some rest crackman
>>680121059
>taxes
Yuck just did that today
>be a shut in
Im likin it
>go on a date
whys that not appealing? She got one a them dicks a su'm? and yeah still Bacardi with some lemon cuz is a simple man
>>680121168
Hey Megumin!
>>680121168
Ayyy! Doin good, had an exam I didn't study for today but im over it. How about you?
>>680121283
Sounds fun! have a great time :)
>>680120935
Oh I forgot people drink there.. whoo boy they gotta be annoying af
>>680120995
Nighty night
>>680121019
Trade places with me.. I hate being mr skeltal in the flash
>>680121168
Doing fabulous, and yoU?
>>680121283
shit just realized you said back in 15 min, my goof!
>>680121283
Aww.. okay Rory :) I'll see you when you get back.
>>680121369
Fufufu~ You know it! And of course as usual they go well well :) How are you?
>>680121381
Now that wasn't even close lol. But heya!
>>680121457
Heya Malinda :) How goes it?
>>680121523
I'm doing good. My classes for tomorrow just got canceled so I'm happy about that. Last night was awesome too so I'm feeling good :)
>>680121667
The same n_n I'm glad to hear it though~
>>680121732
Always pleasing to hear
>>680121732
Whatever you say Minimin
>>680121732
Not too bad friend. Just tired as usual. You?
>>680121667
Yeah, except one guy who was really chill and got me in on his drunken conga line and I gave him free m&ms
>>680121732
>just got canceled
OOOOOHHHHH SHIT SON thats the best, and what'd you do last night? Whatever it was sounds fun!
>>680121667
Skeltals are 2spoopy5me
>>680121168
Hey Megu-chan.
I'm pretty much a zombie on my way to bed. Just saying Hi...
Claimed
Once again... I shall claim you my love.
Claiming this hot piece of ass.
>>680121019
Fuck am I glad i never had to deal with that shit. I worked in a DIY that only sold building materials so we mostly got construstion workers who were as dumb as the bricks they bought and old people. You'd be surprised how many old ladies came in with a list of shit they had to buy for their man. The shit I got and questions I heard back there made me lose faith in humanity prematurely
Claimed
http://www.goldensite.xyz/ll
>>680122193
>>680122202
>>680122218
Welcome guyos! How goes it?
>>680121424
No, she doesn't have a dick, haha. I just don't enjoy her company as much as she does mine. I'm not very empathetic, you see.
Simplicity is truth incarnate.
>>680121457
We don't talk much but your waifu a cute. Seriously.
>>680121732
Good to hear. Still a walking innuendo, i hope? Doing great! I have a day off tomorrow so im drinking to celebrate.
>>680122202
Hello Akeno, I don't think we've met before
good waifu
>>680117274
tomoko
>>680121864
Fufufu I agree :)
>>680121902
Syndra? More like.. stupid
>>680121982
I'm tired as well but in a nice relaxing way, I'm not sure why but I'm okay with it haha
>>680122014
Right?? I'm so happy. And last night was my girls night with a couple friends :) I even got a pic of a cake they got me because of how down I was about my exam from earlier. I love those girls hehe
>>680122128
Heya Tsuzu~ I got something to tell you when you get up :) Until then sleep well okay? I'll miss ya.
>>680122310
Of course ;3 and really? That's awesome! Whatcha drinking?
Best Waifu right here.
Red headed
AMERICAN
White
Pony tail
What more can you ask for?
>>680117274
Ya'll niggers don't even understand what you're missing.
>>680122303
Well friend. Just got home after a night of drinking. Time to watch some of da animes.
>>680122234
Old people were also a problem
Ima go to bed before i pass out on yall
>>680122014
>Free m&ms
#BasedKoko
>>680122093
This is why I stay in my room
>>680122406
Any plans for today?
>>680122410
>tfw you realize the irony in that she's imaginary
>>680122525
night
>>680122410
Man she was sweet, forgot about her, thanks anon.
>>680122392
Every picture ive seen of tomoko looks so depressing ;_;
>>680122682
i got u covered man
>>680122310
Ah I see, why don't you break it off with her? Or shove her face in mud, either way shell get it.
What your drink for tonight?
>>680122392
Howdy doodly!
>>680122406
Woah that sounds awesome! Im glad to hear you had some fun :)
>>680122410
Fuck dude, don't bring back those gradeschool boners
>>680122234
Try working in a restaurant where 95% of customers are old couples, or crying babies.
claimed
>>680122310
>Blushes
Thanks friend. We should talk more then!
>Your Waifu a qt
>Dem glasses tho
>>680122406
I know those feels. Im feeling that way too. Just trying not to drift off now...
>>680122760
but that's more depressing
>>680122525
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>680122518
Ayyy, whatcha gonna watch?
>>680122561
Thanks for the hashtag
>not gonna let you in tho
>>680122760
Fuckin kek, that took me off guard
>>680122561
Well it's 1 am so probably just talk here and study until I pass out.. what about you?
>>680122782
I did it really raised my spirits :) How've you been?
>>680122940
Aww c'mon you can't sleep yet :) I just got here..
>>680122682
Well that's kinda her character. She has happy moments but they're overshadowed by her general sadness
>>680122837
No thanks, I can't stand talking with people who think of themselves as superior to you. brings out my inner ethnic cleanser. Babies aren't that bad but just unnecessary loud.
Btw what restaurant only has old people? Bingo café?
>>680123087
As if I even leave my home
>>680123193
3am, playing destiny.. kinda bored
>>680123198
Bob Evans up here in Indiana! Great place to eat at, but its kinda old and country styled, so you get a lot of old people.
>>680122406
Alright Megamune
>>680123193
For you, I think I can struggle through it :)
>>680122884
Oh shit, memories
>>680122760
kek
>>680123372
Dude how can you not go on a killing spree? Do they at least treat you with respect? I've done the occasional odd job serving tables and people are just general assholes
>>680122782
I am to amuse sometimes
>>680123076
I don't know what you want out of me but i could try again
>>680123193
Thats good :) I've been pretty good, pretty sure I bombed my chem exam, hit me extra hard because I actually wanna do good in chem heh
>>680123307
Same here, over spring break I never stepped foot out of my house, just sat in my room eating beef jerky and drinking
Claimed
>>680123087
Hmm... Not sure honestly. Probably an episode of Angel Beats! or Hataraku Maou-sama! What are you up to?
>>680122586
Stop
>>680123588
more like this
>>680123718
I'm a NEET so yeah I rarely rarely leave home except for when I go for walks
>>680123826
thats not happy this is happy
>>680122406
Celebratory red wine.
>>680122782
Celebratory red wine. Australian. 19 crimes. Fancy?
On the list of problems, she's my 100th. And she's nonchalant about it, so it's not pressing.
>I got 99 problems
>>680122940
We both lurk alot, so it's already like we coexist in that realm, the realm of silence.
>glasses add 60% to anyone waifu cute
>my waifu at 200% cute
>glasses are the best
But your waifu is true qt 3.14, even withough being a bespectacled beauty.
>>680123307
I used to play that :) it was fun
>>680123407
Rude :(
>>680123517
Hehe yay! Thank you n_n
>>680123718
You should try that explosion thing you had in mind, I'm sure it'll cheer you up! Fufufu~
>>680123956
Perfect for the occasion. Enjoy it :) I know I would.
>>680123936
perfect
>>680123843
>tfw I'm not neet and I have to leave the house
>>680124020
Im sorry for that manamune
Would you like some tea?
Smile Claimed.
>>680123588
>Sometimes
You amuse me all the time brotha, thanks for the pic btw :P
>>680123748
Kek, nice claim, whats the cats name?
>>680123768
I've heard of angel beats but haven't seen it yet. Im not up to much, just watchin black hawk down and postin/sippin
>>680124020
I'm just taking a break from dark souls 3, might beaten what have been the hardest boss in the game
>>680124088
So sorry to hear that, guess I'm lucky my family doesnt kick me out or shit (granted I'm still a disappointment)
>>680124077
Don't worry it always leaves
>>680123956
Thats true. Plus I work from 8am to 11pm...
>Must post more cute pics
>>680124020
Not a problem friend :)
I only work my afternoon job tomorrow so I can stay up a little longer
>>680123956
>glasses add 60% to anyone cuta waifu
Does it work on me?
>>680123843
Oho, an actual NEET?!
Teach me your ways, I want to quit my job and devote my time to being a druid.
>>680124206
If you're talking about the anime cat, Azusa.
If you're talking about the actual cat, I have no clue.
>>680124206
It's pretty funny. I had heard of it for awhile, but never tried it until my cousin forced me to try an episode. It's pretty funny. What anime is your gif from?
>>680124391
It works on anyone, just look at Smile.
Don't mind me just spreading more pictures of the best Waifu
>>680124356
Cute pics? Im there
>>680124391
Cant use glasses to improve perfection
>>680124174
That's Melatonin to you. and why yes I would love some green tea right about now actually
>>680124207
I've heard so much about dark souls 3. I stopped playing the series after 2 was such a let down.. and I kind of got burnt out anyways after I beat Dark souls 1
>>680124356
You're the best :) What do you do??
>>680121168
Damn, too late for megumin >:^(
I'm good today by the way.
>>680123956
Sounds fancy to a simpleton like myself hah, ah I see, could be worse, like a psycho or something, I bet you reeled her in with your slick writing you dog
>>680124020
>explosion thing
Don't even get me started on how disappointing that was when I set it off, felt like an old man who couldn't get it up lol, but its ok. Im gonna make another one that's better :D
>>680123843
Nice! Sometimes I wish I could just live the NEET life
>>680124391
A...ahh....aaaaahhhhhhhhh
>input 600,000 characters of "screams"
>END PROGRAM
Akiko?!?!? Why did you never tell me you were a bespectacled beauty. It works, oh sweet and sour Jesus Christ, it works on you. Your waifu's cuteness level. It's...over 9000
No one has claimed mine... Sena Kashiwazaki
she is mine... claimed..
>happiness.
mine.
>>680124437
Fuck, I guess the anime cats gonna have to do...I guess
>>680124460
haha sounds awesome! Ill have to check it out. Shes from Jormungand, its pretty cool, more actiony with gun fights and shit. I had a rough time choosing her from the other characters though heh
>>680124485
Spread em
>>680124725
Record it for me next time :(
>>680124669
Ahaha whoops.. sorry!
>>680124877
Heya Sena :) how are you?
Spreading
>>680124613
Whatever works for you Minime
>>680124613
Im a helicopter pilot. I have a second job at a walmart in the afternoons for extra cash too.
>>680124784
Does this count?
>>680124402
You would not want this friend, regret and suffering is along the lines of being a neet
>>680124613
Oh man ds3 is soooo much better, it's back to it's glory from ds1
>>680124725
Yeah.. but nothing lasts forever
Be nice to my waifu she is shy
>>680125015
I recorded it the first time, but believe me it was pathetic, somehow only the gunpowder on the very top ignited and didn't light the rest so instead of a "BOOM" it was more of a "pfff", but next time it will surely cause some shaking!
>>680124877
Nice dubs, hows it goin?
>>680125177
Lewd dood
>>680124510
>>680124784
You guys
>>680124990
Sounds great! Adding it to my to-watch on MAL. Hopping off /b/ now to go burn and watch some shit. Good night friend(s).
>>680125447
Goodnight! Have a good one man :)
>koko
>>680124020
Arigato gozaimasu.
>>680124356
Ugh, that's rough. I get off at 11, but my shifts don't start that early. At least your rolling in the dough (hopefully)
>we're reaching levels of waifu cuteness never before seen
>>680124725
I wouldn't mind her any more or less than I do now, if she were. And hah, you guessed it: I'm the writer of 50 Shades of Gray.
>>680125319
I could write about it. Then I could kill myself. And then I could collect the insurance.
>>680125234
Almost goggles but...they fit your waifu perfectly. They have my utmost approval.
>all the bespectacled beauties tonight
>>680125604
>Mirai
>>680125355
>Ahri
>Shy
>>680125015
I'm doing well. :3
>wave
Let's admire my waifu for a bit.
