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Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Syndra Claimed
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Megumin claimed!
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Claimin Yuno before I hit the hay

Good night thread, may your dreams be ever so lovely with your waifus
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Kanbaru claimed.
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Here
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>glasses claim
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>>680125234
I'm not sure if anyone has told you but you're the second pilot we have on the thread that I have heard of. That's so cool!

>>680125204
My friends call me megaman.

>>680125319
Is that so? I might have to check it out then n_n

>>680125376
Yeah you gotta make it go even... further... beyond!!! and just make it big fufufu~

>>680125355
Hey there Ahri :)
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>>680125636
So... we are moving to this thread now?
Sena Sashiwazaki... still clamed...
>laughs
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claiming cutest waifu
Akiko claim
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>>680124020 #
Arigato gozaimasu.

>>680124356 #
Ugh, that's rough. I get off at 11, but my shifts don't start that early. At least your rolling in the dough (hopefully)
>we're reaching levels of waifu cuteness never before seen

>>680124725 #
I wouldn't mind her any more or less than I do now, if she were. And hah, you guessed it: I'm the writer of 50 Shades of Gray.

>>680125319 #
I could write about it. Then I could kill myself. And then I could collect the insurance.

>>680125234 #
Almost goggles but...they fit your waifu perfectly. They have my utmost approval.

>all the bespectacled beauties tonight

Reposted

>Mirai
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Milinda claim

>>680125604
>rolling in the dough
You dont even know friend :)

>>680125972
Yeah! I cant remember right now who the other is... Its an interesting job to say the least
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New survey: What's your favorite aloholic drink and why?

>mead
It doesn't have that bitter sting most alcoholic drinks have, slides down smooth and that sweet aftertaste is to die for
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>>680125972
I know! i might wait till july when I go up to the woods and make something thatll make a really big boom. But i still need something to tide me over ya know?
>>680125604
I knew it, I don't know if you knew this or not...but that shit was jumpin

Claiming
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>>680125972
Alright Minimus
>>680125974
Other one hit the image limit
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>>680126173
>Specifically Cointreau.
good shit.
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>>680126173
Rum and coke, just because it has a special place in my family and my heart/liver
>mead
Where can I get some?
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>>680126173
rum

Because it is the best. There's nothing else to describe it.
>all alcoholic beverages have one downside
>rum's only downside is that it's always gone
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>>680126173
I bet :) it must be stressful...

>>680125974
Image limits :/ anyways what's up?

>>680126201
Hehe I can't wait! It's gonna be awesome!

>>680126284
Ouch. That cut deep m8

>>680126173
I can't say no to a good screwdriver.
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>>680126173
Rum & Coke. Best there ever is.
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>>680126485
Nothing really. Just a browsing, found this. now I'm on this... :3
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>>680126126
Cute, glasses, and battle ready. Where is your waifu from?

>>680126201
Kek. I didn't read it.

Also, rum buddies, cheers again m8.
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>>680126384
>>680126584
My nig nogs
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>>680126370
Cointreau is good shit

>>680126375
Not sure, on the internet and some specialized places
Honey wine is a medieval drink that isn't manufactured on a large scale so I have to order every time I want a new crate but it's oh so worth it
>tfw you taste elderberry mead
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Shinoa claim

How's everyone doing?
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>>680126743
Heavy Object. Yours?
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Claimed.

I got back from work, but unfortunately I can't be on tonight. Take good care comrades.
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>>680126726
Well welcome aboard! I think you'll like it here haha

>>680126760
Pssh. Vodka and Oranges all day.

>>680126849
Hello Shinoa! I'm doing good n_n what about you?

>>680126893
Aww.. okay.. See you later!
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>>680126760
>related image
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>>680126893
Agh, darn it, I was waiting up to say "hey" to you. Have a good night, Sanae.
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>>680126943
OH, I'm sure I will aaahaaaa :3
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Late claim
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>>680126760
Yee

>>680126849
Welcome back to another episode of "Waifusim" special guest starring Akiko with local drinking done by Mirai and Koko.

>>680126887
Beyond the Boundary. I put yours on my list.

>>680127015
*cries* truth
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>>680126726
Welcome then friend! You picked a cozy time to join
>>680126743
Cheers rum buddy
>>680126777
Trips confirm, your a man of high taste haha
>>680126849
Pretty good, just finishing up this thing for my art class, what about you?
>>680126893
Take care comrade! :)
>>680126943
psh, if you got scurvy maybe, but right now Im diggin my rum and lemon
>>680127015
You have to become the liquor bud
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>>680127347
>mfw I drink the best mead in all of the nine holds
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>>680125636
I'm back with a spicy claim
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>>680127165
That's what I like to hear! fufufu~

>>680127347
Pssh.. rum is for butt pirates.

>>680127447
Welcome back
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>>680126849
I did a survey and you better fucking answer
Pretty standard otherwise
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>>680126849
procrastinating.
Just watched the entirety of Ping Pong.
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>>680127327
Likewise. I have been looking for some new stuff to watch recently. Only watching 2 shows right now.
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>>680127347
>is glad to finally have friends.
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>>680126849
My stomach is fucked up on the day I do a speech.
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Claw claim
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>>680127600
hey claw how you doing
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>>680126943
I'm doing fine. Not much happened today which makes me a little bored.
>>680127327
kek. You guys drinking right now?
>>680127347
Just writing an essay which like the rest are bullshitted.
>>680127397
>no lollygagging
>>680127496
Sorry to let you down buddy but still in high school.
>>680127503
how was it?
>>680127590
You legit sick? Not a throw up and done kind of deal?
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>>680127397
At least your not a fuckin milk drinker
>>680127447
Spicy mama mia! Hows it goin?
>>680127486
Pssssshhhh...vodka is for slavic inbreds
>>680127526
Glad to hear you like it! Btw whats your waifu from?
>>680127743
Aint no shit like bull shit ese, the way of the world heh
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>>680127743
>how was it?

Probably my 2nd favourite sports-ish anime after Inital D. Characters are amazing (especially Smile), story is amazing, art is really fresh.
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>>680127486
Oyy whassat you sa
*falls off ship*

But seriously, I'm Russian, and as such, I can declare vodka one of the most terrible liquors (aside from Crystal Skull, a prestine vodka).

>>680127511
I have so many on hold after Eureka 7. I'll push yours up tho so I can geek out with you, one day soon.

>>680127743
>right now
Koko and I have ascended to another plain of existence where drinking sustains. We are always drinking.
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>>680127743
>>680127936

Abdominal pains like you would not believe. I was in a rush this morning. Turns out I downed expired oatmeal for breakfast. With expired milk.

Vomiting everywhere up to that point, and people telling me to go home. Really shocked the when I said

>Fuck that shit, let me do this, and then I'll go home.

I think one of them had a tear in their eye as I walked to the front clutching my stomach.
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>>680127657
Bored as usual.
Watching some cancer videos on yt
What about you?
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>>680127743
Well then I guess I'm here to change that huh? Quick! Name me your favorite sports team ever go.


>>680127936
You being a cheeky breeky m8?


>>680127986
Well yeah vodka plain is booty.. but idk what it is about a screwdriver that makes me enjoy it so much.
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>>680127743
You have committed crimes against waifu thread and it's people, what say you in your defense?

>>680127743
>tfw eurofag so I could start drinkin at 16
Damn I feel sorta bad for you but once you come of age you should give that mead a try

>>680127936
Where I'm from milk drinkers are either dead or women
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>>680128123
Answer:
>the orange juice
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>>680127936
She is from a wonderful slice of life series called Haganai
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>>680128088
Just started watching Rick and Morty
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>>680128200
You're not funny =~=

>>680128227
What did you think about the ending of it?
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>>680127986
Haha sounds good friend. I look forward to that :)

Well im out everyone. Cant stay awake any longer. I will be back tomorrow night!
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>>680128309
night
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>>680128309
Awwuh... okay.. goodnight! I'll talk to you later okay?
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>>680127987
Got damn, your a trooper man! What was your speech on?
>>680128123
Im being cheekyX10 m8, avin a giggle too
>>680128168
As it should be
>>680128309
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
>>680128227
Nice! I heard about that and then forgot it, but Ill check it out now!
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>>680128309
Goodnight to you. Sleep well and wear glasses.

>>680128273
I AM though.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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>>680127936
Bullshit, it's what makes the world go round, and well other science related things.
>>680127945
Never seen any sports anime. Just never had an interest but I may watch Initial D. and see if I have get one from then on.
>>680127986
Already gone beyond maximum overdrive huh?
>>680127987
Goddam that's a double expired. Hope you get better bro and props to you for trying to play through the pain.
>>680128123
Sorry I'm a loser and don't watch sports.
>>680128168
>resist arrest
>>680128168
Yea, kind of dumb that most people get to at 16 but here I am waiting another 1 more year.
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>>680128273
I'm still needing to re watch it. T^T, I have a terrible memory, also. has there been a season 3 yet... I havnt heard anything yet...
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>>680128242
I herd that show was good
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>>680128590
Fuk u say to me u fukin git? Take u fukin gaiboi fancy spellin n proper write n fuk off. i swer to god m8 i will fuk u up ritewise.

>>680128666
No stop please puns might actually kill me at this point. Like they will be so unfunny my brain will hemorrhage.

>>680128677
Not watching sports doesn't make you lame, it was just the first thing that came to mind. Okay instead tell me your favorite on anime show or series.

>>680128694
Lol nope no season 3 yet :)
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>>680128590
Marriage equality in Australia. Fucking killed that shit.

>>680128677
Due to certain events, I've been inspired to be as determined and resolute as possible. So basically, my motto in life now is

>Fuck that, I ain't quitting until I win.
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>>680125739
Claimed the best legs. Better than memes.
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>>680128941
You dare?
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>>680128941
Why do you hate me so much you always start off by saying you're better than me? T_T I just want your looovve Rory!
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>>680128677
You're darn skippy I am.

>>680128878
>vodka kills/puns heal

The Roman Empire was cut in half by a pair of Caesars.
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>>680128878
damn.. T^T
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>>680128677
>STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Well it's not like your life will magically improve once you have a drink, it just becomes slightly easier to bear
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>>680128835
its not to bad
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>>680128677
Psh, science. Only sheeple believe in that fiction
>>680128666
There it is, theres the pun I've been craving
>>680128878
oo u kollin a gaiboy u fokkin poofta? ill fook ya up propa en have a giggle with me mates
>>680128931
>Fucking killed that shit
My man! Thats awesome dude, at least now you have pain AND waifus
>>680128941
>better than memes
Sorry man, cant agreee with you there
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>>680128878
For my favorite anime it would definitely be Jojo's bizarre adventure and for my favorite show that isn't anime it would be Daredevil since I haven't watched anything really lately.
>>680128931
Good to see someone thinks the same as me.
Although it's more out of pride for me.
>>680129197
Bah I know that. It's more blatant curiosity of how I would be when I get drunk haha.
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Alright guys, it's been fun. To bed with me. See you all tomorrow.
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>>680129443
Goodnight rum friend, sweet dreams! :)
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>>680129110
I'll start drinking vodka twice as fast if it gets me away from these puns faster. u_u

>>680129148
Ikr?? I loved that show.. you have good taste in anime anon I like you haha n_n

>>680129386
M8 ur makin a grav mistake fankin' u want 2 fite me m8. I's av moar den 6 months trainin the bjj under blak belt randy from new castle. M8 i's can put ur own elbow up ur own arse 17 diffnt way m8, so pik 1.

>>680129396
Nice nice :) I still have to watch jojos... I can't seem to ever make time though :(

>>680129443
Aww okay.. goodnight :) sleep well.
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How come you fucktards watch this kiddie shit and not Narto???
Syndra fucking hooooot i fuck fuck fuck heer!
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>>680129396
That's always interesting
I myself stay pretty lucid but with 200% more jollyness. I'm a super happy drunk and I've never had any aggressive outbursts so I guess I'm on the good side

NEW SURVEY: how do you act when you're drunk/tipsy
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>>680129443
night, I'l be lurking when you get back
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>>680129559
:3 eheheh :3 thank you very much :3
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>>680129559
>bjj
wot u get ya trainin for blowin dudes m8? I bet ye arsehole fit mor billiards en a pool table ow many time u git fooked ap. Fackin wit me'll be the lest mistake ya make m8
>>680129736
Whatsup Narto?
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>>680129948
I get really REALLY happy and loud. Like it's the best day ever. When I get full on drunk it's that and I get a little too touchy feely with people lmao

>>680130152
No problem! You don't have to thank me I'm just saying the truth n_n
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>>680129386
Good point. Now I am woke and see the world for what it is.
>>680129443
Goodnight friendo, have cozy restful sleeps.
>>680129559
God, Jojo is awesome. The community might be trash but there are quality memes made by them and references in plenty of anime. Only issue is commitment since it's over 74 episodes and counting.
>>680129948
I already assume I'm going to end up being a bit less reserved I guess I should say. Probably a little bit more so than during the night. Hope I'm just a happy drunk.
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>>680129948
>drunk/tipsy

I've never drunk alcohol before. Though in the future, I see myself as someone who doesn't drink and avoids it at all cost, but ends up the most plastered in the party anyway.
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>>680130212
mah nigga, I only got full drunk one time but that's one hell of a greentext story

>>680130269
From what I've seen, most people act like they would act if they didn't mentally restrain themselves. Truths are spoken, insults may be hurled and confessions are made but unless they're too far gone you feel almost anything drunk people say or do is genuine.
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>>680130188
U Fukkin WOT?!! M8 cum 'round ere talk'n liek dat again and me and my crew will be wait'n 4 ya, ya cunt.

>>680130269
I keep hearing really good things about it :) and I've seen a lot of the memes too, I actually get some of them at this point haha and I have no problem committing to a good show.

>>680130529
I had to buy my roommate a new v neck shirt because I kept pulling on hers last time I was drunk.. she wasn't very happy lol
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>>680130188
>>680130188
not much fuckign sakra in the P00sy
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>>680129948
You pretty much described me when Im drunk to a T
>>680130269
Your blind fold has been removed, my son. Magic is the true way to go!
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>>680129045
I do
>>680129054
But thats how I show my love! Give you something to aspire to!
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>>680130786
I'd rather just take a hug and a hello...
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>>680130529
Share it m8
>>680130637
oooo im soooo scad of a gaggle a fegs liek u an ya mates, cum round ere end yooll see wut a real man is
>>680130685
Don't I know it mang, Id reply sooner but I got all these BITCHES wanting me to fuck em so, what can you do
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>>680130929
KAREN

>>680130637
kek
drunk stories are best stories
By now I'm pretty sure the best memories are forged in blood and alcohol
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>>680131046
M8 real fookin scary a man is compared ta a real fokin woman ya git. u cant hold a candle ta me jus try n fight me ill wrek u scrub

>>680131207
They seriously are. Let's hear yours :3 and well Idk about the blood part
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>>680130529
And that's what I am slightly afraid of. I don't want many things being slipped out to some of my friends.
>>680130637
I've said it to many others but cannot recommend it enough. I've taken to reading the manga myself although I'm taking a break since it's long. The part currently airing is my favorite so far.
>>680130929
Howdy karen
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Claiming nu-13
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>>680131046
Ok here we go
Didn't pre-write so it'l take some time

>be me
>17
>on vacation in Turkey during the summer
>All-in hotel, as much drinks and food as we want
>befriend some Brits after a few days, pretty cool guys
>we drink a lot, have pool parties and shit, get the staff involved
>they like me because I can drink alcohol like it's water (pretty tolerant, fast metabolism)
>everyone loving it
>saturday night comes
>It's world soccer championship
>streaming it on a large projector
>drinks galore

cont
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>>680131046
what else iz ther to lajf mate?
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>>680130786
>Did not expect an answer
>Thinking of an appropriate, witty response

Uhh...

>>680130637
That is an exceptionally lewd picture. I would post one in return, but it turns out I have subconsciously avoided collecting lewd pictures of my waifu and all I have is cute pictures of her.
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>>680131319
To be honest I thought it ended after the fight with KONO DIO DA. I'm actually kinda glad it didn't :)
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>>680131207
>mfw akibro is in thread
tell the story you little shite

>>680131319
ohayo shinoa bro

it was a hot day today, lots of kawaii girls in dresses. how's everyone weather?
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Drunkiko pt2

>soccer match continues, people both celebrating and booing
>not too interested in soccer but it's a jolly atmosphere
>drink moar
>Turkish teen qt begins getting flirty and twirls my hair, not my type but still kinda nice
>she was a part of the staff, entertained little kids
>people start bringing me drinks and shit
>somehow everyone amazed by how I can drink
>get somewhat drunk, feel like I hit my limit
>soccer ends, group decides to go to the beach house to dance and continue party
>this is where I black out

cont.
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>>680131566
Is it really that lewd? I didn't really notice..
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>>680130929
Ayooo, hows it goin?
>>680131319
>things being slipped out
I can see that, for me it doesn't matter how drunk I get, I still have a filter. But with weed that all goes out the door and unfiltered shit just pours out my mouth heh, If your on a good level and your the type who usually thinks about what he says, then Im sure you'll be fine
>>680131518
just booze, bitches and money man! thats my motto
>>680131297
If oy hed a dolla for erry slag oo got tuff afta a couple screwdrivas id be bill fookin gates luv, see wut appens
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>>680131897
I'm usually a conservative kind of guy, so yeah to me it's lewd.
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>>680131566
>avoided collecting pictures of my waifu
my nigga
pure waifu best waifu

>>680131960
going ok! how about you?

>>680131865
>this is where I black out
dis gon be gud
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>>680132075
lewd pictures* FUCK
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>>680131582
Until parts 6-8 prove me otherwise, Dio is probably my favorite villian of the series.
>>680131960
One can only hope. I've always done whatever I could to protect my rep with friends and shit.
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>>680131960
well alirght nigga, imma see u in some other thred in some other mothafucking time Cya
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>>680132062
I considered myself to have nothing but pure but to each their own huh

>>680131960
I can't keep doing this you win you win omg hahaha

>>680132169
He's my favorite and I haven't even seen it. I just see TONS of memes of him.
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Drunkiko pt3

Sidenote: This all happened during the Ramadam so Turkfags weren't allowed to eat or drink during the day

>wake up in hospital bed next day
>first thing I notice is that about 7 or more turkish nurses are ogling me
>second thing I notice is the huge needle sticking in my arm
>triggered.jpg
>freak out and tear the needle from my wrist
>Fuck, I can't
>I'm tied in restraints on the bed
>notice head hurts and thirsty af
>family and Turkdoctor come in
>says something turkish and nurses disperse
>mom told me I came in basically comatose, reacted to pain but not light
>mom told me that even in the state I was brought in I was able to recognize the needle
>fought it off by punching the nurse in the face
>had to tie me down to give me meds

cont.
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>>680132075
Great to hear! Im doing pretty good, just drawing while a little tipsy for my art class, what are you up too?
>>680132169
Im sure you'll do fine, Im kinda the same where I try to protect my rep and I haven't found myself really doing anything bad to it while drunk. The only thing close would be be actually speaking up if something really bothers me whereas I wouldn't normally, but nothing really
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>>680132195
Later brohemoth! Slay that puss bruh!
>>680132249
I finally won something! haha, tbh I was at my limit as well :P are you drinking at all tonight?
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>>680132431
writing an annotated bib. what are you drawing desu?

>>680132404
>ramadam
I dont know if that was intentional or not but it made me kek for some reason
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcMz3aAZDv4
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>>680132627
A little bit. I wanted something fruity :p I guess it's my own way of celebrating no school tomorrow :) What about you?

>>680132404
I am loving this so far
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>>680132404
>punching the nurse in the face
kek, Im diggin this story
>>680132635
fuck I hate bibs, what kinda paper is it for? and its just some shitty drawing of a room, im just coloring it in now but I hate pastels
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>>680132249
Every single one is a masterpiece.
>>680132404
Hey, that's pretty good. Pretty gr8 greentext so far pal.
>>680132431
I do too. Just as long as I don't get high or something.
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>>680132715
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>>680132715
holy fuck thank you I've been looking for this forever
>mfw hearing the start

>>680132815
it's for an argumentative essay. I'm a bit of a /pol/ack so it's something related to jews and shit which makes it hard cause all the sources are blogs and non-credible stuff
What art class though? Drawing for engineers or just regular art?
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Drunkiko final pt

So quick summary I pieced together of what people said happened

>went to beach house
>I slipped at the pool and fell on my head
>was okay and conscious but said I was in pain
>Brits tried to cure this by giving me a glass of pure fucking vodka
>continue half assed partying, they kepy feeding me brandy and other shit
>drunk as fuck but still standing
>at a certain point we walking along the beach and I fall down
>hit head on rock
>drunk Britfags try to hoist me up
>fail, drop me
>head hits rock again
>out cold
>Britfags panicked, called security
>They put me in one of those carts they use to transport dirty towels
>roll me to our apartement
>the instant they put me down on my bed I start puking an unholy torrent of vomit
>vomit fucking everywhere
>it even got halfway up in the curtains
>niagara falls die down, doctor comes
>Shines light in my pupils
>no reaction
>Scratches foot with key
>reaction
>tell my parents to get my ass to the hospital
>mfw triple concussion
>mfw alcohol poisoning
>mfw I can't remember shit but apparently I became a fucking legend
>everyone knows me, invites me to go party with them and shit
>got laid
>got fucking fruit basket from hotel, asking us not to sue them since I was only 17

It was a good vacation

And that's how I became a legend by almost getting myself killed by repeatedly getting my head smashed on a rock
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Okay everyone, I'm curios. What is the pettiest thing you've ever done?
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Miho claimed

I hate mornings.
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>>680132715
Nice song choice! Whatsup man?
>>680132733
Nice! I can get behind the fruity, what are you gonna do on your day off tomorrow? Yeah Im drinking some rum and lemon juice just cus
>>680133089
So its about how the numbers were exaggerated and hitler was right? haha and I hate finding nothing but non-credible stuff, shit grinds my gears. Nah its like a beginning drawing class, I thought it would be a nice little class but the teachers kind of a cock
>>680132978
Oh yeah I know how that is, have you smoked the devils lettuce before?
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>claimed
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>>680130878
Then how will you improve? Need to get that strong Megumin going
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Summary for those who missed some parts

>>680131509
>>680131865
>>680132404
>>680133225
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>>680133393
Nope and I don't intend to. Sure I'd probably enjoy being high but god damn the shit I would say would suck.
>>680133579
So you got so drunk you almost died like 4 times? Jesus christ what a monster.
>>680133313
Good morning miho.
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>>680133273
I dont think Ive been petty beyond normal human behaviour.
>>680133579
Well. Thats a story for the ages.
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>>680133225
>scratches foot with key
>reaction
I knew it, feet are the most sensitive parts of the body after the obvious ones. feet win again
also that was awesome, I'm gonna screencap for later kek

>>680133393
yeah lol I tried my best to keep it under control cause it's not something I like to talk about but teacher insisted I write it. It was really tame and neutral thankfully. What does your teacher do to be a dick?

>>680133273
>be 15
>still in highschool
>class is generally fucked in the few minutes teacher leaves and the other one comes in
>that one kid who fails most classes and is general the popular douchebag is the most rowdy
>throws an eraser randomly and it hits my head
>he apologises but laughs
>get mad
>teacher finds out somehow
>tells me if I want I can make him go to the dean
>say yes, class is in shock
>he gets expelled from school for failing multiple classes and breaking a shit ton of school rules
I would do it again multiple times. fuck that guy.

>>680133313
ohayo miho
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>>680133393
just chilling
how about you?

>>680133089
np, i guess

>>680133050
I'm sorry
how are you doing?
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>>680133393
Catch up on some anime and sleep in :) it's gonna be so nice haha and alright nice choice

>>680133477
I already am strong T_T

>>680133579
Fucking awesome lol I loved it. Glad you're okay too tbh

>>680133273
I can't think of a tie really... I mean besides getting jealous at a friend once and trying to get revenge.
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>>680133225
Got damn legend! haha, damn man thats a nice drunk story
>>680133313
You and me both man, hows it goin?
>>680133731
Same here, I can smoke a tiny bit without getting like that but its a fine line so I usually stay away from it
>>680133273
I can't really think of anything ive done that was super petty, my uncle though was on another level of pettyness
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>>680133731
Pretty sure I'm immortal, I've escaped death one too many times

>>680133731
>>680133734
I've heard different versions from different people, but the most consistent parts I got from most are the ones I wrote in the story
Apparently I also fell into the pool, bumped into the same window twice, tried to high-five a beach chair and stole scuba gear and put it on a goat (confirmed but possibly wasn't me)
I'm not sure wether these happened because the people who told me were either drunk as fuck with me or were the only ones to tell me this
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>>680133731
>>680133824
Hello.

>>680133903
Its going Better-ish now. Im getting my tax return soon.
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>>680133898
You could always be stronger
>>680133903
I once had a chef who decided that his section had to be the main section soo he swapped me and the head chef in placement and all but banned me from his section.
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>>680133844
Drinking tea and trying to figure out why my shit doesnt work
i think i might have missed a semicolon somewhere and i cant find were in my code and now everything is fucking up
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>>680133824
Feet reflexively curl up when you scratch the sole

Screencap it if you want, It's all yours
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>>680134144
And you could always be nicer u_u
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>>680134280
I am pretty nice. Just a little drunk rn.
>>680134214
Theres no error notification in the compiler?
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>>680133824
>>680133898
>>680133903

>When I was 6 years old

I took candy from a baby. No, literally. Took it right under her parent's noses in a mall. The mom couldn't figure out why she was crying, and eventually started arguing with this other kid (which I assume is his son) and thinks he took it.

Meanwhile, I watched them argue two aisles away, the baby still crying, while eating the lollipop I took.

There was also this one time I payed back this guy I hated who I owed 50 pesos. I paid him with 1 cent coins.
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>>680134380
Thats the weird part.
Everything should work but it doesnt
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>>680133824
ah thats good haha, hes just did dickish things, like I was late one day and he asked me to drop myself from the class, but in a weird way like he was breaking up with me. He also is the opposite of patient with this kid who has a really bad stutter
>>680133844
Same, just hangin out finishing some homework for my art class, how you been?
>>680133898
Sounds like a comfy day! Which anime you lookin forward too most?
>>680134134
>better-ish
I new one! Yessss, nice, how much a that sweet moolah you getting?
>>680134144
woah what? whyd he do that? he some sorta dick a su'm?
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>>680134473
and nothing shows up
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>>680134214
What kind of tea you drinking? I enjoy black Lady Grey tea the most

>>680134380
drunk?
>mfw
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>>680134475
$800
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First time in a while I get to have 3-5 hours of sleep. Later lads. Have a good one.
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>>680134380
Oh that explains it

>>680134398
That is a petty story I'll give you that lmao

>>680134475
Oh yeah! And probably the episodes I missed of Kantai Collection :) I'm excited

>>680134555
Nice trips for bed. Have a good rest~
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>>680134473
Any error messages?
>>680134475
Hes middle aged, Irish and a literally worthless human being. He once sent me home because he spent 45 messy minutes cooking a shithouse staff meal while I cleaned up the whole kitchen.
>>680134507
3 beers. Not enough to make me incoherent.
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>>680134502
>>680134677
Yep, nothing at all.
Im gonna take a break from it and maybe ill find it later when im not this mad
>>680134507
Right now : Peppermint tea
And i don't really have a favorite tea
every tea has its pace and time
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>>680134677
It's good to have a drink sometimes to take the egde off
I personally enjoy a shot of cactus gin or some mead whenever I get home after a stressfull day
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>>680134555
chek'd, goodnight shinobro

>>680134398
kek I never thought I'd see the day. you must have been one thug 6 year old. I kinda dont believe the cents thing though, you actually collected all of them?

>>680134475
wtf. I really hate those kind of teachers. I'll tell you about mine later today if you don't mind reminding me but I gotta go in like 10 mins
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>>680134555
Night, see ya when you get back
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>>680134777
*place and time
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>>680134777
Yea I get that
I usually drink black Lady Grey tea in the morning for that sweet Theanine. In the evenings I usually prefer red or yellow tea like camomille with honey
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>>680134799
Just a few beers with friends. Rime to get back on my bike and ride home. Be back in 10-15 mins.
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>>680134398
>>680133824
Savages
>>680134380
Woah! A drunk rory, welcome to the club! :D
>>680134548
OOOHHHH MONAAYYY, what are you gonna do with it?
>>680134555
Goodnight trip homie, sleep well :)
>>680134604
Hype! sounds like a nice mini break :)
>>680134677
Sounds like one who sucks the peen, do you usually have to work with that guy?
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>>680135035
Mmhm :) haha
I think I'll be lurking a bit next thread so just a heads up
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>>680135141
M is for missed you <3
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>>680135253
M is for Made you guys fall for it. It was a prank, not lurking. I missed you too n_n
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woops, baked a bread too early
here you go anyway we're 1 images off
>>680135289
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>>680134816
Im down to hear it! Ill remind you next time I see you here heh
>>680134997
>Rime
You've had enough Rory
>>680135141
No worries! Don't do anything on my account lol
>>680135253
Dont spook me like that
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>>680135429
and there it is
I'm off for now seeya guys

>>680135289
>>680135289
>>680135289
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