Waifu claiming thread.
nobody else made a thread edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
kek I feel like buying a waifu pillow is a basically killing your social life.
watching animu is basically watching cartoons but a body pillow takes it to a whole other level
I really want karen's jacket tho
I cant remember, it was a silver can so I thought it was diet pepsi
hentaihaven.org for 720p n-not that I would go there... such a lewd place
Fuck you, I had 6 cans of Rockstar today and I feel like shit now and can't think straight.
Maybe in like 20 minutes I'll actually be able to sleep.
Canaan claim as usual.
Miia claimed, now I must do a sleep. Goodnight everyone.
EVERYONE POST OHAYOUS RIGHT NOW
THREAD SURVEY WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON YOU WANTED TO KILL TELL THE STORY
You flatter me! and yeah i guess, Im still waiting on the fit part though haha
Hyouka? is that the name of the show?
Yeah basically, people order food on their phone and I deliver it too their seats. Then they give me dirty looks
Haha, just pokin fun, how did everyone react when they found out?
Goodnight snek! Slither well :)
Know of anything in 4k?
Now only if could find the right video
kek that was the exact gif I was thinking of when I said fits
sleep tight snek
Alright so let you get some sleep and tomorrow we can properly talk. Sounds good?
Oh.The usual laugh then surprised that two kids can open a body of beer
How do you make it through that? I'd slit a nigga's throat for looking at me wrong (Thankfully I did none of that when working at walmart of all places)
we need more lewd shit. where is your koko porn at?
I know that feel
I wouldnt work for walmart for the rest of my life even if it meant $50/hour
I cant fucking stand that place
no but I imagine that would look amazing lol
what vid are you looking for? they have a tag system but limited shit
no loods pls this is pure waifu thread
Welcome back Tomoko , I have rings under my eyes to rival yours right now
>tfw no Akiko Ohayou
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Actually my expierences wasnt TOO bad in the store I worked in. Chill customers, bosses that didnt give two shits (sucked when my seasonal hire expiered). The only shit part was unloading two trucks
Nighty night shinoa bro
Can't stand the place or the people? I worked in a DIY store before and let me tell you, working under people who are obviously more stupid than you is a huge pain
Couldn't tell ya, I've never been that mad at anyone
nice! haha I think I have another one but i dunno
Nice, sounds like a chill familam
Well usually its sketch mex's who are trying to stay tough, but It does annoy me, even if I can see where they're coming from. But in those cases I know that if I did anything then thered be a good 10 ese's/nigs that would surround me in a sec. Aint worth it
Lemme get it
night night shinoa
>not having an ohayou
a fate worse than death, I tried to get one for kagami then you on the draw thread on /a/ but it died kek
welcome back everyone, have some (You)s, on the house
Good evening, all! Anyone have any plans for the weekend?
>Tfw no Ohayou for obscure waifu nobody except for me seems to know/care about.
I'm gonna be going 7AM to 10PM tomorrow, I doubt I'll be in better condition then.
And I thought working at Best Buy sucked. Damn.
Hm never though of it as seeing the customer's pov
Kinda the opposite for me, when I go groceries shopping at the walmart I worked, I know where the workers are coming from
Kinda curious.. I almost worked at bestbuy if target didnt called me first with an overnight shift offered
trust me I know I wish for death every day but it never comes and I can't an hero because I believe in hell
I'll let it slide cause it's the procelain skin superior waifu
Fuck, thanks for the effort though
I'll try to get one arranged myself
Maybe I could do some art for you guys but that would be in my own artstyle which is only borderline anime with a grain of salt
works fine for me
>mfw akibro can draw
am I the only talentless shit in here
Hey drunk buddy! Hows it goin?
Thanks for the (You) you!
Yeah, seeing how shitty the shit is behind the scenes and how slow people are, I get heated myself. So I can only imagine how pissed id be if I payed a ludicrous amount of money for the shitty service haha
I worked as a cashier and a sales associate
Customers are complete retards who dont even try to help themselves
Bosses had no communication between themselves and other coworkers were lazy fucks that i had to clean up after
And slow times that made the day drag on were the worst
I didnt work on trucks often but i didnt mind it because it was constant work flow that made time pass quickly
kind of but I wouldn't call myself very good
Here's my last work in progress but I rarely finish my shit
My manager is a dick and 75% of the customers I handle on a daily basis are elderly people who for whatever reason literally cannot process how to do something as simple as turn on a laptop.
Not even fucking kidding
I just work sales though, apparently Geek Squad guys get a lot worse shit.
lolno, anon don't feel bad I can't draw shit either.
one claim per anon you damn pimp
kek looks cute and cartoony
I hate all of you avatarfags.
Please kill yourselves in the most painful way imaginable.
Hello, Rum 'n Koko-anon!
Not much. Just happy I have a nice relaxing day off tomorrow.
Your too good to me Karen
>two body pillows
How can one man love so much
Heya! Hows it goin?
Wow, I'm crashing so hard I forgot to reply to someone...
Whatever makes you happy, mate.
But we have cookies
Mmm yes when you put it that way it all makes sense
That's one thing about us unloaders, kept us busy that I never really had to think and dick around. Never felt bored
So the tales of tech-retarded people are true? I can understand the elderlys.. I mean cmon.. they werent from our era
I don't even know what style it is, it's not really cartoon or anime. It's just how I always drew
>implying most of us aren't already
Thats awesome! What are you gonna do on your day off? and Im not doin anything, just watchin black hawk down still and drinkin
Well fine, how about this one?
Im about to get a job at dollar general
Its gonna suck because they have a lot of down time and not enough to do during the day
I hear they get a single truck a week
But moneys money and im pretty sure ill work there for about 3 months and quit
Then ill try taco bell because they are busy as shit and i like that in a job
You have no idea.
I dunno, there's occasionally the ones that know their shit and know it enough to set up their own home media servers, or build their own PC's or something a bit outside of the ability of most average joes but those kinds of old folks are few and far between from what I can see. Or at least, they never walk into the store I work in.
I definitely will don't worry I'll post a message on the thread before I do so you can enjoy something in life
You're on my list of waifus that need ohayous, I'll do it someday
kek its good anyway, would buy for 1 dollar and half a peach
I'm off to class guys I'll seeya later
The worst part of working in the DIY were those saturday afternoons where you had fuck all to do except stand around waiting in the paint aisle waiting for costumers to come ask you where they can find the paint
Sounds boring but a jobs a job
I believe those would be neckbears of their time
Never been that mad.
Lots of claimings today. Or maybe its just that I've never spent this much time in a day on /b/
Yeah, but then you get the drunk cocks who want beer after the beers been cut off and the taps are clearly off, but sometimes they're the same people that I helped earlier so they treat me a little nicer, especially the nigons lol
Your welcome! Whats your waifu from?
Later karen! Have a good one :)
Welp, my heart rate is going back down to normal levels, and I'm barely keeping my eyes open.
I'm going to bed, goodnight everyone.
Take your sweet time, I rarely post here anyways.
I guess so. Heheh
Just wait for the vegan to find you
Then you want to tell them where we sell guns so they can eat a bullet
But you hotta hold back and not get fired
Ya gotta haul my fat ass to school some how
I haven't decided yet. I'll probably be a shut-in and try to buckle down on writing. Or I could pretend to be adult and do my taxes. Or I could go on a date. The last two don't really appeal, though.
Whatcha drinkin? Still Bacardi?
Shit, did it again...
Whatsup leg master Rory?
I've noticed that too! Too many waifus to keep track of
Megumin claimed~ How is everyone today?
About to head out with friends. Back in about 15 mins though.
Read the above, will answer all later Asplode-chan.
Now it's a party. How go'eth the explosions?
Goodnight! Get some rest crackman
Yuck just did that today
>be a shut in
Im likin it
>go on a date
whys that not appealing? She got one a them dicks a su'm? and yeah still Bacardi with some lemon cuz is a simple man
Ayyy! Doin good, had an exam I didn't study for today but im over it. How about you?
Sounds fun! have a great time :)
Oh I forgot people drink there.. whoo boy they gotta be annoying af
Trade places with me.. I hate being mr skeltal in the flash
Doing fabulous, and yoU?
Aww.. okay Rory :) I'll see you when you get back.
Fufufu~ You know it! And of course as usual they go well well :) How are you?
Now that wasn't even close lol. But heya!
Heya Malinda :) How goes it?
I'm doing good. My classes for tomorrow just got canceled so I'm happy about that. Last night was awesome too so I'm feeling good :)
The same n_n I'm glad to hear it though~
Not too bad friend. Just tired as usual. You?
Yeah, except one guy who was really chill and got me in on his drunken conga line and I gave him free m&ms
>just got canceled
OOOOOHHHHH SHIT SON thats the best, and what'd you do last night? Whatever it was sounds fun!
I'm pretty much a zombie on my way to bed. Just saying Hi...
Fuck am I glad i never had to deal with that shit. I worked in a DIY that only sold building materials so we mostly got construstion workers who were as dumb as the bricks they bought and old people. You'd be surprised how many old ladies came in with a list of shit they had to buy for their man. The shit I got and questions I heard back there made me lose faith in humanity prematurely
Welcome guyos! How goes it?
No, she doesn't have a dick, haha. I just don't enjoy her company as much as she does mine. I'm not very empathetic, you see.
Simplicity is truth incarnate.
We don't talk much but your waifu a cute. Seriously.
Good to hear. Still a walking innuendo, i hope? Doing great! I have a day off tomorrow so im drinking to celebrate.
Hello Akeno, I don't think we've met before
Fufufu I agree :)
Syndra? More like.. stupid
I'm tired as well but in a nice relaxing way, I'm not sure why but I'm okay with it haha
Right?? I'm so happy. And last night was my girls night with a couple friends :) I even got a pic of a cake they got me because of how down I was about my exam from earlier. I love those girls hehe
Heya Tsuzu~ I got something to tell you when you get up :) Until then sleep well okay? I'll miss ya.
Of course ;3 and really? That's awesome! Whatcha drinking?
Best Waifu right here.
What more can you ask for?
Ya'll niggers don't even understand what you're missing.
Well friend. Just got home after a night of drinking. Time to watch some of da animes.
Old people were also a problem
Ima go to bed before i pass out on yall
This is why I stay in my room
Any plans for today?
>tfw you realize the irony in that she's imaginary
Man she was sweet, forgot about her, thanks anon.
Every picture ive seen of tomoko looks so depressing ;_;
Ah I see, why don't you break it off with her? Or shove her face in mud, either way shell get it.
What your drink for tonight?
Woah that sounds awesome! Im glad to hear you had some fun :)
Fuck dude, don't bring back those gradeschool boners
Try working in a restaurant where 95% of customers are old couples, or crying babies.
Thanks friend. We should talk more then!
>Your Waifu a qt
>Dem glasses tho
I know those feels. Im feeling that way too. Just trying not to drift off now...
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
Ayyy, whatcha gonna watch?
Thanks for the hashtag
>not gonna let you in tho
Fuckin kek, that took me off guard
Well it's 1 am so probably just talk here and study until I pass out.. what about you?
I did it really raised my spirits :) How've you been?
Aww c'mon you can't sleep yet :) I just got here..
Well that's kinda her character. She has happy moments but they're overshadowed by her general sadness
No thanks, I can't stand talking with people who think of themselves as superior to you. brings out my inner ethnic cleanser. Babies aren't that bad but just unnecessary loud.
Btw what restaurant only has old people? Bingo café?
As if I even leave my home
3am, playing destiny.. kinda bored
For you, I think I can struggle through it :)
Oh shit, memories
Dude how can you not go on a killing spree? Do they at least treat you with respect? I've done the occasional odd job serving tables and people are just general assholes
I am to amuse sometimes
I don't know what you want out of me but i could try again
Thats good :) I've been pretty good, pretty sure I bombed my chem exam, hit me extra hard because I actually wanna do good in chem heh
Same here, over spring break I never stepped foot out of my house, just sat in my room eating beef jerky and drinking
Hmm... Not sure honestly. Probably an episode of Angel Beats! or Hataraku Maou-sama! What are you up to?
I'm a NEET so yeah I rarely rarely leave home except for when I go for walks
Celebratory red wine.
Celebratory red wine. Australian. 19 crimes. Fancy?
On the list of problems, she's my 100th. And she's nonchalant about it, so it's not pressing.
>I got 99 problems
We both lurk alot, so it's already like we coexist in that realm, the realm of silence.
>glasses add 60% to anyone waifu cute
>my waifu at 200% cute
>glasses are the best
But your waifu is true qt 3.14, even withough being a bespectacled beauty.
I used to play that :) it was fun
Hehe yay! Thank you n_n
You should try that explosion thing you had in mind, I'm sure it'll cheer you up! Fufufu~
Perfect for the occasion. Enjoy it :) I know I would.
>tfw I'm not neet and I have to leave the house
Im sorry for that manamune
Would you like some tea?
You amuse me all the time brotha, thanks for the pic btw :P
Kek, nice claim, whats the cats name?
I've heard of angel beats but haven't seen it yet. Im not up to much, just watchin black hawk down and postin/sippin
I'm just taking a break from dark souls 3, might beaten what have been the hardest boss in the game
So sorry to hear that, guess I'm lucky my family doesnt kick me out or shit (granted I'm still a disappointment)
Thats true. Plus I work from 8am to 11pm...
>Must post more cute pics
Not a problem friend :)
I only work my afternoon job tomorrow so I can stay up a little longer
>glasses add 60% to anyone cuta waifu
Does it work on me?
Oho, an actual NEET?!
Teach me your ways, I want to quit my job and devote my time to being a druid.
It's pretty funny. I had heard of it for awhile, but never tried it until my cousin forced me to try an episode. It's pretty funny. What anime is your gif from?
Don't mind me just spreading more pictures of the best Waifu
Cute pics? Im there
Cant use glasses to improve perfection
That's Melatonin to you. and why yes I would love some green tea right about now actually
I've heard so much about dark souls 3. I stopped playing the series after 2 was such a let down.. and I kind of got burnt out anyways after I beat Dark souls 1
You're the best :) What do you do??
Damn, too late for megumin >:^(
I'm good today by the way.
Sounds fancy to a simpleton like myself hah, ah I see, could be worse, like a psycho or something, I bet you reeled her in with your slick writing you dog
Don't even get me started on how disappointing that was when I set it off, felt like an old man who couldn't get it up lol, but its ok. Im gonna make another one that's better :D
Nice! Sometimes I wish I could just live the NEET life
>input 600,000 characters of "screams"
Akiko?!?!? Why did you never tell me you were a bespectacled beauty. It works, oh sweet and sour Jesus Christ, it works on you. Your waifu's cuteness level. It's...over 9000
No one has claimed mine... Sena Kashiwazaki
she is mine... claimed..
Fuck, I guess the anime cats gonna have to do...I guess
haha sounds awesome! Ill have to check it out. Shes from Jormungand, its pretty cool, more actiony with gun fights and shit. I had a rough time choosing her from the other characters though heh
Record it for me next time :(
Ahaha whoops.. sorry!
Heya Sena :) how are you?
Im a helicopter pilot. I have a second job at a walmart in the afternoons for extra cash too.
Does this count?
You would not want this friend, regret and suffering is along the lines of being a neet
Oh man ds3 is soooo much better, it's back to it's glory from ds1
Yeah.. but nothing lasts forever
Be nice to my waifu she is shy
I recorded it the first time, but believe me it was pathetic, somehow only the gunpowder on the very top ignited and didn't light the rest so instead of a "BOOM" it was more of a "pfff", but next time it will surely cause some shaking!
Nice dubs, hows it goin?
Sounds great! Adding it to my to-watch on MAL. Hopping off /b/ now to go burn and watch some shit. Good night friend(s).
Ugh, that's rough. I get off at 11, but my shifts don't start that early. At least your rolling in the dough (hopefully)
>we're reaching levels of waifu cuteness never before seen
I wouldn't mind her any more or less than I do now, if she were. And hah, you guessed it: I'm the writer of 50 Shades of Gray.
I could write about it. Then I could kill myself. And then I could collect the insurance.
Almost goggles but...they fit your waifu perfectly. They have my utmost approval.
>all the bespectacled beauties tonight