Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>sacrifices must be made for science
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>not like anyone cares about the rules anyway
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Sayaka Claimed
C.C. Claim
>Post pictures of your waifu in a bikini.
>>679538871
kagami claimed..
playing geetar
Dio-sama...
Best German Cv claimed
>>679538003
>pic
>>679538961
>>679538945
I was too late...
Forgive me, Hatsu
>Buying bread, vegetables and meat on the weekly market in town
>Come across my ex who i havent seen in ten years
>I wanted to walk away
>She spotted and approached me
>Tl;dr we spend the next hour talking things through because we both had regret how it all ended.
D-did i do good, /waifu/?
Mr. Owl claimed.
Reclaiming for... reasons.
>>679539191
>ex
yeah better than i
>>679539092
I'll give it a shot...
>am I good enough for Hatsu, I wonder...?
>>679538962
fuck
>
>
mandatory uta claim
>>679539092
Is it bikini party time?
>>679538945
>>679538962
>>679539092
>>679539094
>>679539113
>>679539127
>>679539162
>>679539191
>>679539257
>>679539288
>>679539372
>>679539453
>>679539468
>>679539509
>>679539539
Welcome back everyone o/
>>679539191
You did good Anon.
>>679539453
Great Bikini anon.
>>679539587
Bikini party, also thanks.
Question of the thread:
Do you even lift?
Yes
>>679539092
>if u want it
>>679539572
Oh my, I see a few new ones in there.
>>679539162
Hatsu won't like you looking up there, watch yourself.
>>679539587
Sup
Claimed
>>679539572
It just feels like it's missing something...
>>679539690
no
>>679539690
yes, but not to a great extent
>>679539690
Yes.
>>679539718
Perfect.
>>679539094
I've been fucking your waifu
>>679539718
Why is that dress so much more exciting than an actual bikini that reveals more skin?
>>679539799
Sup C2.1, still looking for those fire flowers?
>>679539587
BIKINI PARTY!
ayy lmao
after i fixed my taxes problem im getting double the money for some reason. im cool with this
>>679539910
BY THE DIO
what the fuck
>>679539646
Unica 6 Autorevolver!
My favorite!
Tenryuu claimed
And lurking
>>679539984
oh shi- how much you gettin back?
>>679539587
Almost forgot about the bikini party
>>679539967
Who shall we throw first to the water?
>>679539572
lol, how did the furry character get in there
>>679540111
not much, just 700 bucks
>>679540052
Personally the m1911 is my favourite handgun.
>>679540140
>all the yes.
>>679538517
Then we'll stay together until then?
I know there is always a chance we never see again... and... I know you will always try your best just like I will... can we promise each other.. to make sure we always return so can face the future together?
>>679538351
I only have seeds right now...
>and ready-to-eat flowers
Wouldn't be a problem to give you some.
Hatsuzuki claimed.
>>679540178
He just shoved himself there, its not official if it wasnt produced by Eu-chan, you can see his head is chopped.
This being said he can still get in, all he has to do is catch Eu here and send her a chibi of his waifu.
>>679539397
>>679539587
>>679539646
I know stuff about her that caused the breakup. I never hated her complete, i just found her attitude when i confronted her with it unexcusable. Was i an intolerant idiot? Maybe, but she was finding her with ''organisations'' i cannot for my life respect because of my upbringing.
Atleast i can finally close this chapter. And maybe write a new page, cause she's still the same girl. But...Jesus
>>679539572
>tfw i'm not in there
akiko claim
>>679539185
I'd prefer Tsuzu. <3
You're never too late for me.
wew
>>679539587
How do you like mine?
>>679539539
Get in the kitchen where you belong, girl
>>679540436
>Wouldn't be a problem to give you some.
gotta mail them to england, might take a while
>>679540386
that's not bad....you can buy a lot of bubblegum with $700
>>679540492
good for you anon, i hope your next chapter is less like the old one
>>679540150
Im thinking kagami. Shhhhhhh
>>679540514
You need to have been posting your waifu for a minimum of one year, as per archives, to get in there.
>>679540771
fuck, im uta in this
[change pic]
>>679540771
I'm less concerned about the speed than other potential issues.
Wouldn't want Wario to trash your house.
![[Doki]_Onii-chan_Dakedo_Ai_Sae_Areba_Kankeinai_yo_ne_-_09_(1280x720_Hi10P_BD_AAC)_[104F7EA5]_2_001_9372.png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1460/660/1460660378992.jpg "[Doki] Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne - 09 (1280x720 Hi10P BD AAC) [104F7EA5] 2 001 9372")
>>679540856
Well then thanks for giving me a purpose I can passionately chase
>>679540854
ahhh...the ocean looks so beautiful today, im glad i wore my most expensive shirt today....
>>679540854
Why Kagami though?
>>679540856
BY WHOSE'S DECISION?
>>679540856
>>679541044
You need to ask Eu-chan when she is in the thread.
Or that's the traditional way.
>>679540845
and a whole lot of booze too
>>679541122
the one who blessed you with double dubs
>kagami
>>679541122
Eu-chan and 23.jpg
>>679541018
i live on the 5th floor, unless he farts im fine
>>679541174
it's funny, im the only one in my job that doesn't drink, everybody is really suprised when they here that kek
>>679541116
She weighs the lightest
>>679541301
I TRUST NO DOGS
Hello everyone! Any plans for the weekend?
>who wants a hug?
>>679541167
I could ask but I feel like I should show my dedication to my waifu first
>>679541408
is that a flat chest joke?
>>679541447
none at all, ill give you a hug though!
>happy hugs
>>679541408
But wouldn't she be able to float then?
>>679541447
No plans for the weekend, you?
>hug.
>>679541467
As you wish. Eu doesn't care either way.
>>679541103
Be a shame if that shirt got real wet..
>>679541447
Not really, just vidya and the usual lurk.
>bring those hugs, my qt.
>>679539572
omg, I can't believe that dog got in.
>>679541447
>who wants a hug?
How many of those do you have available? I will take them all.
>>679541625
well...it's made of rice paper, so yeah, and
embarrassing!!!
>"Mornin'"
>"Folks"
Anybody else hate this?
>>679541567
Kagamiiiiii~
>warm happy hugs
Sometimes no plans at all are okay!
>>679541581
Hello duce!
>happy hugs
Jubeat at the arcade again. The usual
>>679541655
Oh okay!
>checking those dubs
>double hugs
>>679541392
i dont drink much, i mainly smoke
mine
lurking
>>679541447
Hello! Give them to me
Yea I have lots of coding and bug testing to do, some art and whatnot. I'm probably not gonna do any of it but these are my plans
>>679541872
yeah, but i wish it was just sometimes kek
>>679541955
lol, i don't do that either, it's tempting sometimes....
>>679542212
shit kagami, id'e smoke with you anytimee
>>679541447
You can hug me while I hug Yuu.
>>679542252
I HATE DOGS
>>679541991
who is this bunny i see all the time. fuck the police man, shes no queen
>>679542212
I don't do either, something I've always looked down on.
>>679541841
Unlimited hugs!
>happy hugs
>>679541868
Not really.
>>679542190
Hi!!
>long hugs
It sounds fun! I hope you have fun~
>>679542212
If you lived near me id invite you to the arcade ;-;
>>679542470
>uncomfortably close hugs
Hey there~
>>679539162
i need the folder for further verification who deserves the title
>best tights in sights
>>679539690
>smug/10
no
>>679539092
here ya go
>claiming yume
>>679541655
Your waifu pleases me, she reminds me of my own wonderful Akiko
>>679542568
it's never really been a thing i wanted to do, even when i go to the store ill think, "do i really want to drink?"
>>679542646
awwww thanks, i'd go everyday if i could...
>>679542811
FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUBS
>>679541447
My yard needs some attention, but I'll probably just end up playing vidya as usual until it gets bad enough
>hugs
Yeah could use one of those after this tax season
Fuck obamacare, seroiusly
>>679541872
>Jubeat
I don't believe I heard of that one.
>>679542672
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>>679542874
I would too! I'd love to teach you how to play some games
>virtual hug
These will do for now
>>679542995
>sorrowful hugs
Tax season sucks, doesn't it?
Any specific vidya?
>>679542646
Thanks
>boob press hug
Yea it's really exciting, I'm converting 2D games into 3D which is a total bitch to make but incredibly fun and interesting
>>679542811
sort of scary but cute at the same time
good evening friends
>>679540436
If I don't make it you need to keep going, for me.
>>679540617
>You're never too late for me
<3
>>679542646
>uncomfortably close hugs
>Hey there~
Whoa now.
She's mine.
As long as it's just friendly, I won't have a problem with it...
>>679543115
thank you prinz anon, your hugs always cheer me up!
>>679543227
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE DOGS
fuck it, im tired
night night
~cc-fag/uta-fag
>>679543115
Playing the Witcher 3 right now, probably will try Bloodborne after that
>>679543323
well, gee, i'm sorry to learn that..
I need a new electric geetar
Using my First Act acoustic
>>679543441
nighty night ccfriend
>>679543441
Sleep tight Uta-fag
>>679543067
Jubeat is a rythmn game made by bemani/Konami. You have a 4x4 grid of buttons and tap when they light up. It gets ridiculously hard
Vid: https://youtu.be/pKMLdwqm5yw
>>679543119
Ooh, that sound awesome! Good luck!
>>679543245
Ooh you two are a thing now?
My bad, I'll back away...
>>679543312
You're welcome!
>infinite comforting hugs
>>679543461
Have fun!
>if playing bloodborne Goodluck on Ludwig
>you'll need it
myne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnAFUtdphEE
>>679541567
Maybe..
>>679541581
Maybe...
>>679541842
Oh yeah.......
>>679541447
Nothing. Need help throwing kagami into the waters at this bikini party. Hugs later...
>>679542672
The outfit works nicely for her.
>>679542646
J-just don't go crazy with it again.
>>679543245
I-it's okay.
But without you I'll no longer know what to fight for.. <3
>>679539539
>>679539572
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>>679542252
>>679543648
I don't understand.
>>679543503
what kinda guitar would you get???
>>679543648
GOD DAMN DOGS
>>679543503
Oops forgot pic
im with dio on this one
>>679543441
Bye anon
>>679543567
Moo
>>679543604
Jesus, I don't think I would be ever able to do that shit, my reflex's are way too slow.
>>679543740
Then lets tie a brick or two to her leg, she shouldn't be able to float then.
>>679543781
I dunno Fender Strats i guess
>>679543740
please don't throw me in the water, it's so cooolllldd
>>679542548
thats the new favorite furry mascot or something
>>679543933
what???? jesus....it's like you guys wanna kill me...
>>679543758
>But without you I'll no longer know what to fight for
We should prepare in advance...
I'll carry your child.
>>679543604
You can still be friends with Tsuzu, as long as it doesn't go any further than that
>>679543933
She comes with a kotana floaty. It's impossible to drown her
>>679544006
',:)
>>679544214
I wonder...
>>679543740
Throwing her into the water!? You mean like drowning her? No way!
>bikini Party?
>>679543758
Ehehe.. You sure?
>hugs continue
>>679543933
Its a pretty ez game. That's a lv 10 and after two days I could do lv 8s constantly
>>679544221
Yeah.. Of course I wouldn't even think about that! I wouldn't cheat on my Teto
>>679543984
just any ol strat??
GAYEST THREAD EVER!
Claimed. Any bitch who can kill a guy with a telephone is my kind of bitch.
>>679542702
Huh, thank you, anon.
I don't think I've seen you before, but I like your waifu as well.
Hope you enjoy being around, heh.
>>679543441
Night, C.
Hope you sleep well
>>679544282
Heyo, Hols.
I hope you're rested, man.
>>679544221
>I'll carry your child.
Damn it, Tsuzu.
I'm sorry for getting you into this madness.
How did I got you into this madness.
>>679544226
oh no, i forgot my floaty at home today, i wasn't expecting to go in the water...
>>679544446
1/10 apply yourself
>>679544214
Nah, it's just some ''training''.
>>679544226
Damn it, so who is next to be thrown into the water?
>>679544282
How did it go with the Normies Milk man?
>>679544312
It seems like fun, even though I would be horrible at it.
>>679544221
>child
I'm not really sure how to do it.. but I'll not give up attempting any time soon.
I don't know half of you people.
TIL the song Mr. Jack starts off with a 1:30 solo
>how do i remember all that
>>679543604
Thanks, maybe i'll give you guys a link to the game if I complete it
Got a new question for you guys: What is your biggest regret in life so far?
>>679544692
It's okay red, I don't know who you are either.
>>679544431
I dunno? My tiesco is broken. So i guess im gonna upgrade
>>679544692
Long time no see Red, hows life going?
>>679544692
Threads went to shit in the past month.
>>679544692
I don't know you but here's all you have to know about me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfk8IGIB8Co
>>679544655
We gotta figure something out...
>>679544282
>deep hug
>>679544648
ohh....kinda like sere school??
im bored goodnight
>>679539127
.....fuck u
>>679544312
See
>>679539587
>>679539092
>>679544526
You're off the list. We're searching for new targets
>>679544648
I'm going with one of the big boobied ones. They have natural bricks that should drown them
