Waifu claiming thread - Bikini Party Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>kagami goes first in the water
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>no making babies
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Sayaka Claimed
Kagami claim
C.C. Claim
For Ruby anon.
>>679544648
It is really fun! But it really isn't hard. You can probably do 7s after your first day
>>679544780
Eh... I'd say... Not getting laid when I had the chance
fucking bullshit 1:30 solo
Tenryuu claimed
>>679544464
I approached her first, I think.
>>679544890
I'm comfortable with some trial and error for the time being...
Hatsuzuki claimed.
kagami claimeed
Best German CV claimed
>Lurking
Dio-sama...
>>679544941
MiO claimed
We are the gods of the new world order,
we are the soldiers, the legion of light!
We are the center, the death of the sun,
fire and flame, we are one!
>>679544929
Totally, now get in the van.
>>679545136
Too bad that it probably isn't in Europe.
>>679545128
Genius idea, so who goes first?
>>679545182
Imposter
>>679544464
Yeah, today's the first day in a while I feel like I got enough sleep.
>>679544648
Good, didn't have to talk to them as much as I thought.
>>679544692
Lots of new faces for better or worse.
Ritsuko claim
Akiko claim
>>679544464
I'm pretty new but I really like the community feel here, you guys are the highlight of my day
Anyway, I'll repeat the question: What is your biggest regret in life so far?
>>679545351
>didn't have to talk to them as much as I thought.
Thank god, dealing with Normies can be such a pain.
>>679545342
Eh.. There can always be a chance you'd find one at an arcade. But there is an app for the iPad if you have one.
>>679545482
Unfortunately missing out on a chance to get laid
Granberia Claimed
>>679544792
Fuck you, you rabbit sack of shit.
>>679544877
Same old. Working, getting paid. Might be buying another car.
>>679544878
They were always shit.
>>679544883
I raise you;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9O2Rjn1azc
>Red Claimed.
>>679545482
Having you and not raising you
Im sorry son
Claimed
>>679545160
Although we should keep a checklist of things that do not result in pregnancy.. so we can try them again.
It's not scientific otherwise.
>>679545482
relationships, not being as proactive as i should be
>>679545599
But mom, you're sleeping downstairs
>>679545561
I'll look around tomorrow.
>>679545482
Dropping out of College, horrible mistake.
sachi claim
>>679545732
No im dad
>>679545482
Not killing myself yet.
>>679545474
I already claimed her, cunt.
>>679545482
Isolating myself in my early years. At this point I'm kind of stuck in my ways.
It's not all bad, I've got a decent job and a home, but I wish I had a few more friends
>>679545595
Hoho thats awesome, but is there something wrong with your current one or you just want one improvement?
>>679545119
>>679545133
>>679545136
>>679545137
>>679545144
>>679545160
>>679545182
>>679545196
>>679545206
>>679545207
>>679545295
>>679545342
>>679545351
>>679545376
>>679545448
>>679545482
>>679545538
>>679545570
>>679545645
Welcome back everyone o/
>>679545561
Yeah, I think we've all been there
>>679545677
Oh man I feel you
My biggest one is not seeing my ex one last time to look her in her eyes. After a +2 years relationship she just broke up via text while i was standing at the busstop at her fucking house, where I just went to visit her. I never saw her again
>>679545664
>Although we should keep a checklist of things that do not result in pregnancy.. so we can try them again
Trial and error...
LOTS of trial and error...
>I'm very ok with this
>>679546032
Thanks Anon.
>>679545482
None, but I've been building one my entire life, and it's about to happen
>>679545595
Not bad, it's not as beautiful as my DIO but it's not bad at all.
>>679545851
Okay! Good luck with it!
>>679545868
Sachiiiiiii~
>warm hugs
>>679546032
Thank you!
>happy hugs
>>679546046
It sucked man, she obviously wanted it and I cucked her so hard
>>679546017
you can always make friends anon
>>679546046
ouch...that's some soul crushing feels right there...it's just like the saying goes though, it's better to have loved and lost etc
>>679545851
I'm in uni now myself and my biggest fear is failing myself and my family, but sometimes I just feel like I can't keep going
>>679545943
Never hurts to try, or wait... does it?
>>679546017
Well lost time can only be reflected upon, I guess we can always come up with a better use for our time once it's passed
>>679546032
Nothing wrong with either of my cars. I just want to add another mustang to the fleet.
Making the trip to St. Louis in a few weeks.
http://www.cargurus.com/Cars/inventorylisting/viewDetailsFilterViewInventoryListing.action?sourceContext=RecentSearches_false_0&newSearchFromOverviewPage=true&inventorySearchWidgetType=AUTO&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity=c5482&entitySelectingHelper.selectedEntity2=c5482&zip=92026&distance=50000&searchChanged=true&modelChanged=true&filtersModified=true#listing=140722582
>>679546205
>hugs
hey how are you today?
To all the people who play Hearthstone
>Minion lines you wouldn't want to hear in a public bathroom.
For me, it'd be "I feel icky"
>>679546436
Murloc noises in the stall next to me
>>679546124
You welcome.
>>679546205
Thats exactly what i was needing.
>many happy hugs
>>679546367
24k for that? Thats an amazing deal, but you're going for your third car?
What job do you have?
>>679546436
>special delivery! hehehehe
>>679546242
Yeah but that's just it, I never got to say goodbye
I'm pretty sure if I ever see her again and look her in the eye I won't feel anything anymore but right now I just can't seem to let go even though it's been more than a year. It's really eating away at me some days
>>679545160
You did?
>You've grown up so fast, my little Spyanon..
>>679545351
I hope you'll be able to consistently sleep normally soon.
>>679545595
Hey Red, it's been a while.
Have you been busy, or you kind of dislike actual threads?
Hamakaze claimed and lurking
>>679546205
Thanks.
>>679546362
>but sometimes I just feel like I can't keep going
Just whatever you do, don't drop out. You will regret that choice later in your life.
>>679546436
>"Death does not scare me"
>>679546436
Also, "You require my assistance?"
>>679546685
>>679546661
Kek
>>679546051
Do you have any preference as to where to start?
We'll already learn soon whether massages have this effect, but I can think of countless other possibilities..
>>679546698
don't let it anon, you're life will be better if you try and forget about her, i know it's hard...i really do, but stressing about what ifs doesn't get you anywhere...
>>679546393
I'm good! Excited for arcade tomorrow. You?
>>679546685
If you ever want you don't even need to ask, just do it!
>these hugs never end
>>679546810
You're welcome!
>>679546899
Please keep ERP or that stuff in private, just watching out for you guys
Waiting.
>>679546875
>at least I have chicken
Asuna Yuuki claimed
>>679547074
>It's time for a little blood
Blushed waifu claimed.
>>679546989
I won't do anything explicit.
But I'm willing to imply anything and everything... and I will do that.
Although I understand if it's annoying.
>>679547092
the fuck? asuna?
>>679546810
I will do my best not to, thanks anon
>>679546941
But that's just it, I don't even want her back but I can't be sure and that uncertainty is what gnaws
But oh well I guess everyone carries some burdens
>>679547044
For what?
>>679547252
mine's better
>>679546017
this
>>679546989
im fine i guess, not really feeling too great right now
>>679547329
yeah...like i said anon, what ifs don't get anyone anywhere, we can't change the past..
I'm back. Just updating you about the Brazilian trouble with Internet. Now we are using the hashtag #Internetjusta . We aren't going to be silent with all those unfair things. 'Cause the trouble isn't limiting the internet like 3G or 4G data plans. That's ok. The problem is that the Brazilian internet is one of the worsts of the world plus one of the expensive on the world too. And the limit of the biggest plans that they have is one of 200GB
>>679546899
>Do you have any preference as to where to start?
Nope!
You can do whatever makes you happy~
>>679546989
I won't go crazy like what you're thinking about.
You do the whole "hugging" thing and that's perfectly ok.
>>679546710
>You did?
Yes, she did.
>>679547549
hello anon, i hope everything's going well, besides the whole internet issue
>>679547365
Nope!
>>679547329
No problem.
>>679547365
I highly agree with Dio anon on this,
>>679547333
Those trips.
>>679547485
And Yuuko
>>679547549
Wut? Whats going on with Brazillian internet?
Ainda não ouvi nada sobre isto.
>>679547507
I know, I don't let it get in the way of new girls or work or whatever but it's just there in the back of my mind
>>679547549
welcome back anon
We're coming for your waifu
Qt claimed
>>679546242
>you can always make friends anon
I'm sure that's true. I'm equally sure that my dumb anti social self will come up with 1000 reasons to not try.
>>679547941
Laptop is booting up gimme a few minutes and we'll play some moar tf2
>>679547744
Yep kinda it is. I'm worried about it but my life is Ok.
Going to do a test tomorrow morning I've a test and fuck it I can't study that shit.
>>679547941
Hello Qt.
Sorry if i made you wait long.
What's up my niggest?
>>679546710
Just haven't been checking in recently.
>>679546685
Security shift in the days, managerial position at nights. all in all If I happen to make good bonuses in a given year my total take home will peak above 6 figures. I have a soft spot for these cobras. Well worth the $25,000.
>>679548141
Also this. Nice 41 btw
>>679548043
Thats not my waifu.
>>679548062
Hey there Mankanshoku, you are indeed a qt.
>>679548145
What subject is it?
>>679548216
Nice 16 it's my fault for losing time homie
>>679547590
Yes I did. And there was nothing else I could have done. I could not have been more right either...
Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if you distracted me from my massaging duties after all...
then we could start with something simple..
>slowly comes face to face with you
>>679546710
Probably wont, insomnia and all.
>>679548020
i understand...completely anon, anyways how's your day going so far?
>>679548066
nice dubs!! sometimes you just gotta swallow your anxiousness and initiate conversation, a lot of people are nervous of confrontation
>>679548062
aw shiet it's jotaro
>>679547941
>>679548062
Cool Hat Club
>>679548198
Hey bb. Just living life to the fullest. What are you up to? How was your day?
>>679547944
Well....you heard it. Internet like a motherfucking 3G or 4G data plan. With all the troubles that we have here. I'm really upset about it.
BTW I'm doing a free merchant here. If possible use the #Internetjusta saing that you're from another country and that you doesn't aprrove that shit.
>>679548145
what kinda test is it? im glad to hear you're ok karen anon, it's good to hear
Getting late for me, night anons.
>>679548145
Brazil! You're back, there is another one with the same claim. They're name is Generic Brazil.
>>679548384
>start with something simple
Fuck that.
We need some privacy.
>leads you to empty room
>>679548320
>>679548572
General subject. Everything is on this test.
>>679548439
It's coming to an end really, it's 2 am here
I've been coding and modelling all week trying to get my game to work and tomorrow will be no different
At least I can chill here with you guys in a seperate tab
>>679548730
oh wow, is it for college im guessing?
>>679548565
And why are they making this decision? I don't even know what to say, its like they want your country to go back in time.
I don't use fb that much but I will help spread the word there.
>>679548537
Just relaxing with whatever random thing youtube recommends that i watch.
Day was good, made a good amount of sexual jokes at work to co-workers. You know the usual.
>>679548645
Goodnight beautiful
>hello lurking Ruri, i know you're here
>>679548814
where do you live? i feel like you've said before....im happy you enjoy being here..
>>679548722
>hours pass..
>>679548730
Everything? I think can understand why its frustrating to study for that.
To everyone in this thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3gyAIivghc
from a fag.
>>679549056
>from a fag.
>>679548320
Thank you
>you are also qt
>>679548930
Belgian eurofag
I really do like it here. The community feel is really comforting for someone who barely has time to go out and be social, and it's on a whole different tone from the rest of /b/. Less insulting and trying to prove each other wrong and more casual conversation. Also I can show off my wonderful Akiko here
Moka Akashiya claimed.
>>679548972
I have to admit I'm not too happy with this...
>>679548722
Do you want some actual privacy?
Although this is completely up to you...
not a question of right now either.
>>679548829
Yep
>>679548897
'Cause they say that they aren't having profit with the actual way of selling it
>>679549035
Yep it is. Kinda doing that for training and shit. Don't think that I'm going to pass
>>679548972
>a couple more hours pass...
[EVENTS TRANSPIRE]
>>679549255
Welcome aboard
You can't ever leave
>>679548681
I'm the only one. Don't believe anyone else
>>679549423
>plot
>>679549255
lol that gif is qt, man i wanna go to europe so bad...especially the icelandic part...
>>679549393
of course you're going to pass karen anon!!
>>679549218
I don't know why but you look incredibly cute in this picture
>>679549255
The rule is: if you stay here for more than half an hour. You're here for ever
>>679549218
Girls with short hair = a qt
>>679549393
That doesn't make any sense at all, if they wanted to profit more they should check which areas need faster internet like fiber connection with more urgency and implement it there, with a higher cost obviously.
>>679549578
Not gonna happen this is out of my league
>>679549579
I dont know why but i could quote yourself right now.
>>679549326
Oh.
I guess I'll stop then.
My bad.
>>679549778
you gotta believe in your skills anon, don't put yourself down, study as hard as you can and you'll be fine
>>679549272
>Claiming shit waifu.
>>679549468
Thanks Captain, not that I'd want to anyway
>>679549578
I can highly recommend the northern parts, but I'd stay away from the south, too much shit going on there. I haven't been to Scandinavia but Europe in general is pretty fucking good by average planet Earth standards
>>679549862
W-wait. That's not what I mean.
I'm just willing to try something new...
but we can't do that here.
At least not without making people mad.
>>679549255
I love it here. Waifu threads have always been a microcosm of kindness in a sea of piss on 4chan.
Trouble is the /a/ threads have gone to one a week and they are prone to the "not your blog" mentality
Kinda wish there was a less awkward way to work around multiple anons with the same waifu, though. Unlike the other guy I'm a bit of a purist, I don't have a "backup" to use
>>679548902
You got me.
>Texan won't be around until the 1st.
>This kills the feel
>>679549579
Thank you my dark skinned fellow
>busting out my Cello
>>679549673
Pfffft
>Brazil
>Fast Internet
To you have an ideia: if you buy 1MB of internet they only have to give you 100kbps so you can think that 99% of Brazilians only have internet in kbps
>>679550056
*sigh* why did my mom ever move out of germany...
>>679550134
How terrible
run out of data?
>>679550124
Yeah I can imagine it being a problem but I'm not too worried myself. Akiko is kind of a niche girl anyway and OniAi only has 12 episodes
>tfw barely any art of your waifu
>>679550124
You have one solution, pick a less usual waifu. But not trying to sound like an ass, CC is great and thats why she is so popular.
Do you have any suggestion to improve it? Even when 2 anons have a distinct filename system its still quite confusing.
>>679549272
SHIT WAIFU ALERT.
>>679549831
D'aww thanks anon
>>679550150
Not dark skinned but I'd like to hear that shit
>>679550214
Oh damn, german descent? What a shame. Germany is a bit on the expensive side but still top tier
>>679550111
Okay then...
I think we should tone it down, a lot, but keep it here.
>>679549967
If course I'll do my best but I won't have any beliefs of passing. And I'm fine with that. I'm doing that for training purposes only.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-aLHKMOrx8
>>679550161
That means it takes you a hundred times longer to download stuff than someone with fiber here. And you can't play while watching something on youtube or whatever either.
Nice cosplay btw.
>>679550111
>>679550727
So when are you guys going to get cocked, I've been waiting for a while now
>>679550702
yeah...half german half italian lol, yah and i hate germany's prime minister
>>679550702
I play in a band that has a bass (electric), violin, and electric guitar
>>679550727
It's fine with me, it's just an idea I had. You certainly seem interested in some details we can't cover here.. and I wouldn't mind exploring that a little.
>>679550395
Sadly yes.
>>679550466
Well that's just it, I don't think there is one. Although the other one seems to be in a different timezone, so there's that at least.
>>679550919
YouTube is only 480p bro. No HD for me.
It took almost a week to download Fallout 4. Triple A games are just sadness here
>bikini party
Back from work, Rumia claimed, hello anons, I'm gonna fall over now
>>679551027
I'm not that into politics but from what I can tell they aren't doing too well
>>679551028
sweet, got any songs out there I could listen?
>>679551057
>we can't cover here
I'd rather stay within the thread.
I'd like to continue this, but on a less lewd scale, since that is frowned upon here.
>>679550797
Anomaly that you? Nice start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8566UtalG_o
>>679551057
Im not sure how I feel about this going in private...
>>679549663
The truth hurts
>>679551439
It's alright. <3
But probably not a whole lot less lewd...
- tsuzu
>>679551544
Oh hush. A girl in a swimsuit isn't lewd.
>>679551439
Is this ERPing?
>Rumia
