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That's the way love goes
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No one will ever love you, and you will never have a real relationship. :^)
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Anyone have zootopia shit?
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dfasfdas
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>>678029524
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>>678029322
>>678029501
What he said is true
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>>678029322
Stop giving your threads le kooky titles so I can properly filter your faggotry
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>>678030702
No?
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>>678030954
Is it because you're a pathetic attention whore? Well, that's fine. Alt+click works just as well.
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>>678031271
I didn't make it dipshitski
Get namesync
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how's everyone's night going?
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>>678032952
oh you know
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>>678032952
Snarf time so its great
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>>678033318
good?

>>678033567
how was your day with snarf?
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>>678033825
very. how's your night going?
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>>678034019
It's going pretty good. not much to do though
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>>678033825
He's with me right now
Spanking my butt
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>>678034358
there's always something to do!
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>>678033825
Hunnibuns wants to put it in my butt.
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>>678034367
sounds like a good time

>>678034633
but like what?
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>>678034856
let him put it in there
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>>678034881
taxes
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>>678034856
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>>678029524
Maybe.
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put it in snarf's butt
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>>678035424
but that's not very interesting
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>>678035582
Too lewd, Dev.
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out of morbid curiosity: what position does everyone play?
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>>678036361
how do you mean?
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>>678036361
>out of morbid curiosity: what position does everyone play?
I usually middle lane in lol
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Pos 3 or feed.
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>>678036856
>>678036918
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>>678036361
Bottom.
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>>678036361
exclusively bottom
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More dank dota memes please
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>>678036361
Im a top
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>>678037131
bottom then
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>>678030954
>that animation
>tfw boner tells you you're not as straight as you thought
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then my next question is if anyone has slept with a woman
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>>678038068
I've never slept with anyone.
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>>678038068
Me, two in high school before I suddenly became gay
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>>678038068
Few times, but MUCH rather dudes.
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>>678038321
>>678038365
shenanigans
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>>678038068
About a dozen. I'm now married to one.
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>>678038068
nah
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>>678038068
I thought about it once. Didn't, though. Turns out, i dodged not a bullet, but an artillery round.
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>>678038321
Youre never alone, you have me <3
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>>678038603
No, thanks. I'm not actually gay, I'm just here because the s/fur thread is slow, and there's minimal avatarfagging in this thread at the moment.
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>>678038593
gonaherpashyphillitis?
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>>678038861
O-oh.. Ok.
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>>678035424
You don't have to file on time if you're going to get a refund anyway. The IRS doesn't care if you're late in getting your money back.
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>>678038861
I can do it harder if you want. I have another 12 days of leave
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>>678039113
As long as there's a good chunk of decent, non-bara art, then go right ahead.
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vaginas are gross m80
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except anime vagina
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>>678038861
How dare you not love me! Im amazing dammit!
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>>678030688
Are those the fucking tigers from the end of zootopia
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>>678038996
Nah, I'm confident she was clean. She just turned out to be crazy enough that I wouldn't have been too surprised if she were to bite my dick off had we gotten intimate.
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>>678039436
K.
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>>678039362
katia pls
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Girl taint requires more finesse to lick.
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>>678039456
evil shenanigans
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>>678039527
pretend vaginas are fine
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>>678039593
And not even the good kind of evil. Playing with fire is dangerous.
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Ima keep it rolling with how old erryone was when they realized they like the D, or butthole, or whatever male anatomy you deem homoerotic
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>>678039736
you're a pretend vagina
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>>678039912
No
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>>678036361
5 all day baby
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>>678039809
18
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>>678039809
Fuckin like 16. It was after gym and we were in the shower room and I saw a bunch a wieners, i got a big old boner and went into one of the stalls and jerked off. That was the day i realized dick=hot .
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>>678039809
The baculum.
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>>678040014
wat
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Great movie
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>>678040005
it's too late
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>>678040225
hwat
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>>678040223
see
>>678040225
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I accidentally fell asleep with bunny on my back
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>>678040276
which movie would that be?
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>>678029322
>>>/trash/
No really trash is mainly fur
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>>678039809
I was 25 when I realized that gay furry porn did something for me. My preference is still mostly straight, but I pretty much gave up classifying things and what they say about me. I like sexy stuff.
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>>678039809
I've kinda liked dicks - or h/fur at least - since I was about 14, but it seems like I'm starting to get bored of all the straight stuff now at almost 19. I find myself liking guys lately instead of just their dicks, or just h/fur. I don't know, I guess I'm no longer as straight as I once was. I'm definitely lurking these threads more often these last few months, even if I ignore all the avatarfagging.
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>>678040573
It was his diabolical plan all along
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>>678040375
I am not
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>>678040961
Sorry Katia it's already been notarized and stamped.
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>>678041236
I hate you so much
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>>678040870
>>678040920
>>678040210
2scintilating4me
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>>678040953
I brought their dog home with me today, she likes to dig her nose under the bunny and kind of push it around / knock it over.
the bunny does not seem to care.
I love animals
>>678040961
You'll always be one to me.
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>>678041378
who are you supposed to be
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>>678041415
holy shit katia we went over this yesterday
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>>678041360
Moar questions
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what
I have to remember thread shit now?
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what the fuck was that swap?

>>678041314
Awww, I hate you too babe

>>678041378
Big dog or small dog?
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who was your first crush then
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>>678041415
>>678041522

here is a hint for you katia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnjwlRA2z9k
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>>678041681
Big, she's a black lab. Her tail is super powerful so she knocks things over when she gets excited. Earlier she completely decked the bunny with the tail and knocked him over
>>678041924
top kek
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I'm pretty sure Inuyasha was my first crush, because I'm a degenerate.
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>>678041681
there was a swap?
>>678041731
a black girl
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A wifeswap.
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waifuswap*
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>>678042077
3kinky5me
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>>678040640
I love you Phillips Moress
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>>678042077
I think
>>678041236 is a swap
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>>678041731
This girl in kindergarten who I let tie me to a tree really tight with a jump rope. I'd also wrestle with her and let her win so she'd sit on me.

I am a kinky fucker.
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>>678041731
Girl in my class

>>678042077
>there was a swap?
this one >>678041236

>>678042035
Oh jeez

Big dogs are the best
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>>678041731
My first real crush was a scene girl who I was friends with in my freshman year of high school. I don't know why I liked her so much, I guess she was just cool. Then I found out she was a furry, and my lust for her went from a 4/10 to a 15/10. I was going to ask her out and stop being a beta, but I learned she happened to be moving a week after I was really considering going out with her. She was my first and only crush, and I still think about her 4 years later.
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>>678042216
a black girl is kinky how
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>>678041731
A senior girl in HS named Missy, we started dating but when she decided it was time for sex stuffs and started blowing me I couldn't get it up unless i covered my eyes. After that we stopped because i couldn't stay hard. Super embarrassing.
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>>678042343
oh
it was moderately relevant anyway
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>>678041731
An australian guy
unfortuante he's married to some wench and has two kids.
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Oh is that kiss
he attends the same college anime group sometimes
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>>678042463
2 X chromosomes
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>>678042289
I thought you were busy sticking it in snarf?
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>>678042343
They're pretty great.
Whenever you pet this one she like falls over and rolls onto her back so you can pet her belly. Usually that ends up with me petting her with my feet while I do other things though.
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Interracial porn is definitely a thing. I would know.
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>>678042561
it's been like 3 years since i've gone to anime club
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damn though goys I wasn't expecting this many repressed answers
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>>678037733
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>>678042556
you should seduce him away from them.

>>678042720
One of my cats is the same. Like if you so much as look at her she does a tactical flop onto her back so she can harvest those bellyrubs
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>>678042863
we're all secretly repressed
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>>678042791
do you just know robyn then?
pretty sure I saw you talking on the anime group
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>>678043063
I'm not
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>>678043063
fuckin spoiler alert next time bro
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>>678042863
We're very damaged individuals
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it's hip and cool to be damaged
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>>678043341
Alright sweet, so my alcoholism is nothing to be alarmed about.
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>>678042952
>you should seduce him away from them.
I try my best, but I can't seem to seal the deal.
I will continue to hone my courting skills, I've already beaten the Darwin Avery Cheeto and AM levels, I need to move up to hard mode.
>One of my cats is the same. Like if you so much as look at her she does a tactical flop onto her back so she can harvest those bellyrubs
My cat just bites me when I try to rub her belly.
>>678043223
I think I made a post looking for people to go to kizu with cause splitting gas money is good.
I"ve been in that fb group 4ever I just never post I don't even know if I've met robyn I think all the people i've met from there have since graduated. I'm glad no one came with me I have a better time alone with shinobu.
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>>678043341
no wonder you like the goat-flower
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>>678030954
to be honest it would make it easier for people who enjoy these type of threads to find it, atleast put the name of the content at the end of your title
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dom are you cool and damaged?

>>678043250
yeah but you're a special case

>>678043266
[spoiler] we're all highly repressed. except for nef[/spoiler]
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>>678043341
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I am but a daisy that's pushed through the crevices of concrete to graze upon the bright blue sky, only to be stomped on.
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you'd have to ask my psychiatrist haahhah the joke is that i do not have a psychiatrist.
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the psychiatrist is in his head
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>>678043341
It's a little hard to translate it well, just because the language structures are really different. It's easy to translate a phrase, but individual words can be more of a challenge. Especially because in English, something on the order of 3/4 of all words are nouns or adjectives, while in our language 4/5 are verbs or adverbs.

I think the best 'name' sounding translation for 'Hawkeye' would be Minwaabi, which is 'sees clearly.' Another good candidate would be Gekekaabi, which would be a literal translation but is kind of meaningless in our language.

Also, I have pretty strict standards on my partners, believe it or not.
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>>678043836
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>>678043740
A special case instead of a basket case

>>678043634
Every cat I have ever had has the same reaction, until this one. It has failed at being a cat.

Mr Peppy is much more cat
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>>678043983
thats a girls belt
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>>678043850
either stay stomped or grow back bruh
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>>678043967

believe you've mislinked

>>678044038

can i fuckin help you
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>>678044121
yes post ur vagina
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>>678044038
triggered
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>>678043983
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>>678044121
Katia's beyond help
>>678044037
post pussy
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>>678044194

you already have it, remember?

>>678044258
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>>678044121
https://archive.imagesync.org/b/thread/676666713#p676670885
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>>678044427
no that's your butt, post your real vagina
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>>678044427
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how about if you have any current love interests you're pursuing
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>>678044453

cool

>>678044521

you will never see my true vagina

>>678044647
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oh i meant to post this one
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>>678044671
There's this old man from california that keeps hitting on me and asking if he can lick my feet, does that count?
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>>678044745
I want to see your AXE WOUND
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>>678044835
I told you not to tell anyone about that you fuck
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My husband, his boyfriend, and his boyfriend's sister, mostly.
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>>678044835
only if you're considering
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>>678044954
see
>>678045048
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>>678044944
I was not referring to you faggpt
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>>678044671
I cannot feel love

>>678044352
Give me a minute
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i'm just a boring white middle class freak of no renown that can only speak english

>>678044880

shaved it today, feels nice
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>>678045306
>>678045306
>>678045306
>>678045306
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here you go

>>678045306
>i'm just a boring white middle class freak of no renown that can only speak english
are you me?
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also ey, good evening
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>>678045252
butt can you orgasm?
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can you butt orgasm

>>678045507

i'm many people
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That describes a good portion of the USA.

>>678045409
I've been in Santa Clara a lot lately.
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>>678045409
?
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>>678044745
>>678044806
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>>678044671
Im in a committed relationship with a guy. Im 29 and hes uhh..About to turn 19. Love the shit out of him tho
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>>678045252
THAT ISNT WHAT YOU TOLD ME LAST NIGHT NEF
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>>678045306

I don't know how people manage to shave their own ass.
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>>678030439
sauce?
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>>678045644
the real trick is getting my boyfriend to make me butt orgasm without giving him shit dick
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>butt can you orgasm?
yes
>can you butt orgasm
yes

>>678045895
I was talking about love in a more physical sense last night

>>678045909
With a razor. Dumbass
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also can never go to anime club again knowing katia might be lurking
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I am always lurking.
at all of them.
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>>678046103
you rang?
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afk for a while boyz

>>678045865

>>678046050

hm i avoid this problem easily

>>678045909

skill
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I am canceling my facebook account and getting plastic surgery to change my appearance.
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>>678046280
Honestly thought he was missing an arm...
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>>678046481
I wish i had money to do that.

>>678046538
You've got some fucked perception then.
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>>678045646
Horrifying to think we very well might have driven next to each other at some point and not known it. Seen any white Challengers without the spoiler on the back?

>>678045759
I was multilinking the first part of that post, not the second.
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>>678046481
meanwhile why can't i get NS to work
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brb finding a liquor store to rob
>>678046666
nice quads, satan
also tell freklz to change his name back to freklz, he was dawn like you thought
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Sup
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>>678046820
so we can make a toast to ronron?
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>>678031922
Then why did you respond you fuck
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>>678046820
>also tell freklz to change his name back to freklz, he was dawn like you thought
how did you not immediately know?
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>>678046820
>also tell freklz to change his name back to freklz
>>678046820
>>678046820
>>678046820

>>678046792
because you're a moron
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>>678046820
Okay dad I will
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>>678046666
Nah, but I don't really look. The buddy I bone always picks me up from Fremont if I head down there.

Did you know there's pretty legitimate 'furry neighborhoods' down there? There's a few locations where within 2-3 blocks of each other, a dozen or two furries live. South bay has a huge fur population.
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>tfw still haven't taken a dick
;_;
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>moment of silence for ronron's passing
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>>678047697
>>678047697
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Little does William know, his identity is now revealed.
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>>678047784
tell me ur secrets
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>>678047542
>the buddy I bone

aren't you...married? whatever nevermind, anyway no I didn't know that actually, weird.
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>>678034856
let him j-jam it in already
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