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>>678047697
F U C K O F F
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hew aboot fur my last queestyon: have you told your parents/ close friends you're an unrepentant cock hound?
>>678047870
so edgy
fuck you why did you have to take ronron
>>678047913
yeah
>>678047913
I haven't. not because of, like, fear of repercussions, but just cause I don't really feel like they have to know
>>678048075
Look mommy the abomination is trying to sound like us
>>678047913
I haven't even told myself yet.
>>678048350
Hey Kid Ima Computah
>>678047913
No, because I'm not, at least not yet. I wouldn't feel the need to if I was anyway.
>>678048493
It's okay, we both bone him.
I think it's the highest fur density outside of SF and all of Germany.
I wish I knew about these when i was 12
seriously, why do lower entities have the ability to know my name and then fucking manipulate my face while saying it? something is seriously wrong with that.
You guys something just happened
>Meet best friend online a while ago
>We talk every day
>Before him I fapped to traps and stuff and tried to forget about it because I didn't want to be gay
>I slowly develop a crush on him and become more okay with the idea of liking a boy
>I just found out that he's actually a girl
>I feel like my sexuality just got whiplash
What do I do
>>678049498
put your penis near him like a dowsing rod and see if it still works
>>678049438
what
>>678049498
Kill your self
>>678049498
do you just not know what to call yourself or something?
>>678049498
Bang her
>>678049814
you're not the schizo telepath, don't worry about it
>>678050532
are you william
>>678050843
my name's eliza. haven't been able to namesync it up sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR2NNV0qAEI
>>678049498
jerk off
cry
die
>>678051507
Isn't that what they already do every night?
>>678051777
>>678051777
and you are
I live for these threads
>>678051777
Okay.
>>678051777
Sure it is
what did jesus die for then?
Gg
>>678049905
No its just since we've been talking I've been more attracted to guys like the stuff in this thread, and I sometimes fantasized about him doing stuff to me but now that I know that he's actually a she I don't know what to feel sexually
>>678052067
bowlcuts
>>678052067
schweet puckers
wish mugen and david were here
>>678052405
It seems to me that you have an obsession with bowlcuts
>>678052067
it was bait. the big man in the sky got really pissed off than he usually would have and ended a few more bad guys that would have been doing bad shit. that's how Jesus gave us his karmas. not through some spooky mysterious stuff that lets us do good stuff
>>678052504
maybe I can be your mugen tonight
>>678052548
You and I both
that feel when you blow air into your gum sockets where your wisdom teeth used to be
>>678052569
At first I read "Jesus gave us katanas"
and I am now disappointed in him
>>678052675
no lol
>>678052696
touches your tail
>>678052736
i have all of my wisdom teeth
>>678052736
Can't say I know that feel.
>>678052736
>when you get a chip stuck in the gum sockets where your wisdom teeth used to be
>>678052865
but
what if I go back to anonymous and start using vaporeons, we can talk about living in the middle of nowhere again~
>>678052736
>>678052865
I have none
>>678053004
you'll never be my kissu either
>>678053100
monster
>>678052865
must be nice
>>678052874
feels like someone fingering your asshole
>>678052994
you get it
>>678053004
do NOT do that
>>678053149
Sounds pretty great then.
Do not do WHAT
>>678053267
I will hunt you down
I know who you are
I know where you live
>>678053240
no lube and no prep
>>678053373
you dont
>>678053143
how does that make me a monster
>>678053413
I could probably handle it.
No lube
No prep
No problem
Now I can see names, but not mine.
k
>>678053681
Now it works, I see how it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whuswAg4W7Y&nohtml5=False
>>678053415
You cannot hide from me
you gave yourself away once everything you post becomes about cats
>>678053143
>my kissu
watch the possessives, you'll get in trouble.
>>678053100
no wisdom or no teeth?
>>678053746
It shows up after a few posts
>>678053828
dont you wish
>>678053781
I'm pretty sure I could handle it if it's just a single finger.
>>678053800
oh yeah get on steam also, the earlier thread janitor'd before I could post imgur vaporeon album
>>678053846
Never had that problem before
>>678053884
I don't know, a toothless blowjob just seems gross
>>678047697
I'd let katia give me a gum-job
>>678053974
I don't use steam
>>678054068
gross
you are still on my steam friends list
>>678053893
you'll see
fuckin GAYS
>>678054068
That's disgusting
>>678054115
I do not log into steam anymore
>>678054143
Will I?
>>678053884
wut
>>678054068
>I'd let katia give me a gum-job
I wouldn't, he would be terrible at it. He is terrible at everything
>>678054205
ugh fine
don't blame me if people start spamming them.
http://imgur.com/a/QS2Vx
>>678054068
>I don't use steam
>last online one hour ago
>>678054205
That's also disgusting
>>678054148
And how are you today?
The blood makes a decent lubricant after the initial shock.
>>678054248
I would bite it off faggot
>>678054278
everyone is last online the last time your IP changes while steam is up
>>678054349
Can confirm.
>>678054213
when you get old enough
>>678054248
That's a good point.
I reascend my statement.
>>678054268
you could have just given it to cheeto
>>678054468
18 isn't old enough?
>>678054542
i DID
like 5 years ago or some shit
>>678054361
>I would bite it off faggot
With no teeth?
You're awful at biting too it appears
>>678054637
yes
I would bite it off
like that katten guys favorite gif
>>678054633
There's always Darwin to pass it along
>>678054361
O, I did not know that
>>678054299
pretty standard, listening a really good remix of a song I like, bout to start an episode of WD. You?
>>678054637
Maybe his jaws exert like, 5k newton meters of force
>>678054866
How old do I have to be then?
guinness is not terrible.
>>678054918
already posted it, get fucked
>>678054966
Fuck >>678054847
>>678053677
duke such a good dancer
>>678054729
I know you never shut up and they get a good work-out but I don't think your jaws have that much strength.
>>678054929
He is bluffing
>>678054929
Watching Animaniacs, grinding shit in an awful game
>>678054991
No thank you, I do not want to get fucked
>>678055133
I am actually a shark irl
>>678054991
>alcohol
>not terrible
>>678055030
fuck me? fuck you!
>>678055246
there are plenty of terrible beers, probably more than the non-terrible.
>>678055180
If you stop being a faggot you die?
>>678055180
Can I face-fuck you?
>>678055256
I sry :(
>>678055314
>all beer
>Not equally terrible
>>678055314
kill yourself. especially if you live in north east murrica
>>678055457
MY brand has a really great one
>>678055393
It would be very painful
>>678055522
North west, same difference.
>>678054929
Newton meters are energy. Newtons are force.
>>678054991
Irish Guinness is essentially tar. American Guinness is easier to consume.
>>678055075
Decent at best.
>>678055422
lel check'd. 23 is the average
>>678055645
I would prefer the former probably
i like in north east murrica
how should i ky myself
>>678055563
Alcohol is terrible and you should feel bad for enjoying any
>>678055654
But I don't want to wait.
>>678055614
fuckin figure out what deschutes brewing is and go fuck yourself on a narwhal
>>678055135
>grinding shit in an awful game
The Division? It's okay, I too got suckered into wasting money on it.
>>678055728
because you're a FAGGOT
>>678055758
>alcohol is terrible
>
>>678055728
Fall of the Adirondacks
>>678055811
for your life to be over?
>>678055728
with fantastic beer
>>678055728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBnsTCDhLLs
ayahuasca
>>678055960
Even worse, Destiny. Didn't spend any money on The Division
>>678054165
Wheres that image from?
>>678056521
Justice League vs Teen Titans
>>678052375
Dude, bang her. Don't make it obvious, though, or she might bail.
