Waifu claiming thread - Be knife edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>Insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
It's me, Chara
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>677180703
hello everyone!!
>>677179780
hmmm i guess you're right, i dunno, i don't look too far into the future
>>677180703
Hey, look who got the thread this time
>>677180354
Nah that was a while ago Mugi
Claiming Kurumi
Should we have a waifu games?
Ruby claimed for Ruby anon <3
>Emi
We could do this like an orgy in the bowels of hell.
Tenryuu claimed
And never salty
Shinoa claimed. How are you guys doing today?
Internet claimed
Waifu Master Explosion disaster claimed.
claiming just for the sake quite tired
Bento box claimed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I71VX5RyGA still can't believe this shit was made.
Sorry about disappearing for a while, went to play so vidya then had to go eat with people.
>>677180703
am i the only one who likes this new layout?
>>677180515
Well, not only your coworkers now. But also some random anons
pic related
>>677179106
I'm gonna believe in Burnie's words.
I need chibi Weiss in my life.
>>677179518
Good idea.
>>677179537
>I'm teaching him the rich wonders that is 4chan.
Tell him to escape before it's too late.
>Best idol claimed
Hello again, Holo claimed
Awoo~
Galko claimed for Galko anon
>Emi
>>677179579
Oh. Well I can't really complain now can I?
>>677179611
How are you today? :) Good I hope.
>>677179676
See ya then! I didn't know you were an Aussie.. that's awesome!
>>677179797
That's not good... but I can totally see where you're coming from.
Best German Cv Claimed
Still at work doing the thing.
>Claimed
>>677180994
im doing well shinoa, and yourself?
>>677181040
hello mrs. moo how are you doing today?
>>677181112
This shit looks like it was made by Google, I still don't understand why they went with Google.
>>677181252
Thanks anon.
Claimed. If you guys could do one illegal thing once, what would it be and why?
I personally would kidnap someone and become best friends after they develop Stockholm syndrome. It'd be like a secret best friend, or like a pet dog.
>>677180981
The thread would be in chaos
>>677181040
Socializing is a good thing
>>677181090
Yellow mouth, welcome!
>>677181096
Awoo!
>>677181083
Kek, dame. Well that's ok people can believe what they want. Doesn't really matter either way.
>>677181051
No. It's suppose to be terrible.
Noire claimed.
>>677179962
The controller isn't in the wardrobe anymore.
>>677180981
I'm in
>>677181051
I think so
>>677181094
Better than burning my retinas
>>677181351
Because moot works for them now
>>677181112
Nope, you can't
>Kicks the door open and drags you to the bed
This might hurt a little
>Throws you on the bed
>>677181096
hello woof woof
>>677181252
thanks you chara!
>>677181252
Thank you =^..^=
>>677179737
It's nice. But I'd like it better with the jacket off.
Okay, what else?
>>677181252
>stealing my job
You can have that job now, Chara!
I like it more with you doing it
Thanks btw
>hugs
>>677181366
Why what'd I miss?
>>677179211
>>677181387
>10/10 pic
Thanks!
>something went wrong with my head and that stuff just makes it worse
Then you shouldn't do it
>If I don't smoke with my only friend he calls me a pussy
Then he is no friend of yours. Be assertive, man. You should state clearly what you want and what you don't want. If they don't like it, too bad. If they leave you for that, their loss.
I know it's a little cliché that I suggest that, but try exercise. Endorphins, sunlight, self-improvement... Those are things that help you feel better. Besides, I suppose you have some free time at your disposal, so why not give it a try?
>PS: Not choosing rape? Seriously? 0/10
>>677181387
Suicide is illegal. Can only do that right once.
>kidnap me
still craving for legs with or without kneesocks/tights
>>677181663
what did i do
>>677181332
Fantastic!
>>677181451
>>677180981
Are you two lost twins by any chance?
>>677181051
I don't hate it
but I also don't like it
>>677181351
No problem Bento Box
>>677181436
I guess it doesn't. Still was funny how everyone just said
>I got some good news for you anon, Yuuko ain't straight
But I can't remember who said that
I can't do this anymore, I'm going.
Solar waifu claimed
>tfw 7 page paper to write
>>677180703
manditory uta claim
im still lurkin
>>677181332
I'm doing good so far.
>>677181419
Then why does it suck?
>>677181351
Well I mean they certainly did a good job getting everyone mad. Maybe our anger is the joke and they're the ones laughing.
>>677181387
I'd steal... your heart <3
>>677181489
-lays face down on the bed. muffles out a "owww."-
>>677181939
Take it easy dude
Claimed.
>>677181094
>Tell him to escape before it's too late.
That's some sound advice.
>>677181939
Wait, what? Why? T-Tats!
>>677181387
hahaha that sounds hillarious, ummm i'd prolly steal a helicopter and fly it
>>677181051
I hate. It's hard on my eyes.
>>677181478
>Because moot works for them now
I actually had to check that.
>>677181860
Will this do Anon?
>>677181939
See you later Anon.
>>677182007
Chingmoot is probably laughing his ass of.
I have returned to claim this boat.
>>677179278
T-thanks. I think her design is well balanced between reflecting her personality, the ships design and still looking practical.
I think Yume is very attractice, as well. She has a great physique.
>>677181643
Let me see...
Mmh...
This!
>>677181891
I Don't think so...
Mmh..
Nah.
>>677181904
>implying i'm desirable
>>677181939
Goodnight beautiful.
>>677181984
Do you see it as just a shit hole? Cause it'll be shitty if you see it like that
>>677182301
Hmmmmm.....
>>677181387
Sounds like a fun time
>I'd steal an expensive car and go on a police chase
>>677182216
Yee, they're trying to get people to actually use google+
>you know, since 4chan is such a shining success
>>677181051
The new layout is a April fools joke =¤~¬=
>>677181497
>>677181534
no problem
>>677181663
Y-you mean welcoming everyone back?
>I thought the OP does that
no problem?
>>677181387
I believe I would try... hmm... dunno... kidnapping and being the nicest kidnape ever sounds appealing.
>>677182007
>turns you over so you can actually breath
ya okay?
>>677181878
I don't know that's why I'm asking. All I read is "How did Mugi not get banned earlier"
>>677181939
Aw okay cya Tats!
>>677182129
Sup reinon, any new stories about your granddad?
>>677181387
Mass murder. Theres a lot of people I want off this planet.
>>677182317
Aw you're a cool guy Yuuko
>>677182553
>Use google+
They tried it with YouTube, that failed horribly.
>>677182236
Welcome back~ Where did you go again? I don't remember haha
>>677182651
-Looks up and nods- I should be.. But wait what if I need to eat or use the bathroom?
>>677182317
i believe there's a soul mate for everyone, it's just a matter of finding them!
>>677181756
That's really good advice Emi. He's the only friend I have left but I guess I should just start over. I was running earlier and meditating again but again succumbed(?) to my laziness. It was helping though. I can't keep living like this. I don't like hurting people, plus I would rather get fucked.
>>677181784
Haha I thought about that. But you're already mine, aren't you Yukko?
>>677182007
*tip
>m'lady
>>677182548
I see the world as a shit hole because it is.
>>677182317
Why wouldn't you be?
>Stable job
>Knows anime
>Yuuko is waifu
>Actually really nice
>First person to talk to me in waifu threads
>Didn't give me shit after saying I'm trans
>Knows me for a while
>STILL doesn't give me shit
>>677181478
kek good point.
>>677182129
Can't let another person fall into the cesspool.
>>677182651
I usually did that, but had to stop for a bit cause I got busy.
>hugs intensify
I don't want to stop hugging you Chara
>>677182835
I wasn't being very specific about that.
Took a quick shower to wake up.
I didn't get enough sleep.
e z
>>677182890
>m'lady
Ha that reminded me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QjvKP4fYgE&index=120&list=PLOsEt-0rOATVuNjU1K6miZ6j5aVRhxhR0
>>677182694
No, I haven't had a chance to really sit with him yet.
Work keeps him busy, and right now he's vacationing in Ireland.
I made plans to go drinking with him when he gets back.
I promise I'll get a few good stories then.
>>677183077
I think I've made a terrible mistake today.
>>677182236
Welcome back Anon.
>>677182865
I agree. Sadly you don't always end up with this person.
>>677182890
I'll be whatever others want me to be.
>Tries to be popular
>>677182978
Awww that warmed my heart. But you're giving me too much credit. You just make it too easy to like you.
>>677182317
I'd you.
>>677182548
Hhhmmmmm...
>Stares
>>677183463
yeah...im still waiting lol, but it'll happen someday, you just gotta believe that
>>677183380
hi rei!!
Is everybody still fucking or has that ended yet?
I can't be bothered to check
>>677183199
Oh well I hope you feel better Tsuzu :)
>>677182890
M'master
-Tipping intensifies-
>>677183380
Oh okay! We'll be waiting! Your granddad seems like a cool guy
>>677183539
Moo
>>677183665
Nobody had fucked yet from my understanding
>hugs
>>677182787
I don't think moot really cares
Foxy Grandpa
>>677182835
Uh call your mate- oh... you are into THAT?!
You want me to feed and nurse you?
>>677183151
I see~
>hugs awkwardly back
well... you don't have to stop I guess
>>677183463
Well then remember that warm feeling. Cuz that means you're gay or at least bi ya fucking faggot
>tries to be mean
>>677182694
I just replied to it for some reason to be honest
I have no recollection on what I did
>>677183665
I'm not doing anything
>>677183861
Moot fucked off in 2015, he doesn't give a shit about 4chan anymore, Chingmoot cares though.
>>677182890
You know you can't keep living like this, but you refused to make changes due to your laziness I'm guessing.
I won't tell you you should run a 5k tomorrow in under 25 mins, but what I will tell you is that you should try to exercise a little (running is the easiest option) as soon as possible. Set a date, set a goal, and do it. First day, only 1 km, or 1 mile for example. When you finish, you'll feel better. Come here, and say that you did it, brag a little, you started at least, which is more than most people do.
There are over 7 billion people on this planet, you are bound to meet quite a few that like you and won't put pressure on you to do stuff you don't want to. I honestly want yo to get better and be happy, Tomoko, even if I'm just a random anon with a cripple waifu, I care about you.
Also
>I would rather get fucked
I like it too kek
Sorry for the huge post!
>>677183539
M-m-mOoooo.....
>>677183652
Someones gunna scoop up a Qt like you real soon
>>677183957
I can already smell the aids coming
>>677181860
>>677182172
Absolutely reckless.
>>677182553
Gud.
>>677183332
MLG vids are top tier. Never seen this one, 10/10. The hitler part tho.
>>677182651
RIght?
>>677183982
>>677182694
I meant no reason
>>677183394
Thank you, oBento.
>>677183749
I wasn't feeling bad at all. :3
But being sleepy is a bit of a nuisance.
>>677183957
I'M NOT INTO ANYTHING. I JUST CAn't move and I might need help..
>>677183749
Hey Megumin... Can I have a hug?
>>677183957
Good...
Hehe~
Youre cute..
>>677183982
Oh okay!
>>677182301
>ogle
>blush
Uhuu~...
Delectable~
>>677183380
It's ok Rei, we all have to stare into the abyss at some point.
>>677184136
kek that part caught me off guard.
>>677184219
I totally get that.. The worst part of my day is when I have to get up usually >~<
>>677184310
A hug? You don't even need to ask. -Tackles you and hugs you-
>>677184219
No problem anon.
also fuck Rome and their principes.
>>677183665
Seems like I missed something.
>>677183761
Moo.
>>677184083
Moo~
>>677183652
Hey Anon, good to see you!
>>677183761
I'll tell him my internet friends think hes cool.
I'm almost sure he'll appreciate it.
But I'll hound him for a few good stories.
I figure he'll probably have a few from his vacation too.
>>677184470
I can't help but feel I've done him wrong.
He had his whole life a head of him.
>>677184479
Hehe~
>hugs back
Cute...
>>677184584
Mooooooooooooo
>>677184083
awww thanks yuuko! i hope you find someone soon
Tsunade has been my milf waifu for the longest time, every time she'd come on screen my 10 year old dick would start to tingle.
>>677184083
Ya better grit your teeth cuz it's coming in dry
>>677184136
Second option would be killing someone. I wonder how it feels. The act, the aftermath
But yeah, being a nice kidnapper might be real nice
>>677184226
Well then next time fucking watch the time! Damnit, okay, I'll nurse you the whole day
>>677184310
>blonde
>tall
>green eyes
Are you kdding me? You're cuter!
Lemme cuddle you!
>>677184479
>that picture is so cute
What are you doing?
I don't enjoy sleeping that much since most of the time I feel like missing out
but yeah, waking up can still be a pain.
>>677184714
Good, good.. Youre a cool guy Rei
>>677184723
FORGOT PIC NOOOOOOOOOO
>>677184859
Aww you're making me blush~
Okay!
>>677184219
best tights
will be going to sleep now have a nice day/night
seeya guys
>>677184714
What did you show him?
>inb4 trap, loli, or ylyl threads
>>677184047
Emi you're so sweet. You're absolutely right. What am I so afraid of? I'm the only one holding myself back. I will start waking up early. I will start running again. I will quit smoking. I don't have to do it all at once, that's how I always fuck it up. I just need to do something. I can't even draw anymore because I'm afraid of the final product being shitty. I want to live again. I used to be so pumped about every little thing, all smiles all day. I can't believe I did this to myself.
>>677184804
>Come on screen
Yeah that's a pretty relatable feeling
>>677182968
I'm sure your holstaur wife would love to be with you at all times but she would also like to enjoy talking to others besides her
>>677183549
Pic
>>677183665
Nah
>>677184723
>>677185044
Mooooo mooo mooo.
>>677185245
>>677183665
No-one has fucked in the thread since March 14th.
>>677185009
>can't think of anything lewd anymore
I-I just can't do this! It's too lewd!
>>677185044
>violently cuddles you
oh yeah, before I forget, I'll go to bed after this thread so someone else has to make the new thread
>>677184723
>Sits on top of you and smiles
>>677184983
I'm typing out a project that's due tonight... trying to stay focused but it's hard >~<
>>677184859
I can't help it.. it's so hard to control myself when I can use explosion magic whenever I want... Use all my power to create a wave of destruction and power from the heaves, destroying everything it touches in a glorious wave of hellfire and brimstone.. leaving that amazing smell of ash in the air as everything is quiet in the afterglow, a large crater leaving my mark on whatever I choose~
>>677185114
Gn then! Your booty will be missed
>>677185356
Mooooooooooooo
>>677185370
>remembering the exact date
Teto is that you?
>>677185428
>violently cuddles back
You're so small and cute!
Aw okay Chara I'll see you tomorrow then!
>we can cuddle more then :)
>>677185557
Heh.. Cute..
>>677185291
>>677184047
nice job emi
>>677183665
Are you referring to Yume x Syndra?
>>677185044
Thank you Anon.
You're good people yourself.
>>677185231
The front page, and this thread.
He has the information.
It's in his hands now.
>>677185347
Well yeah.
>>677185707
Moo moooooo.
>>677185356
Moo
>>677185370
You remember the exact date?
>>677185419
You respond to milk the same way a moth responds to light
>>677184047
>>677185291
4chan bringing joy to the world.
Love these moments.
>good luck /b/ro
>>677185428
You're too much of a pure soul for me to corrupt you.
I understand.
>>677185291
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2PtvLTZS4Ik
i want to help im no good at pep talking ;-;
>>677184480
What principles do you mean?
I think many principles originated in Rome, but few are closely associated with it, so I am not quite sure about which ones you are referring to.
>>677185114
T-thanks. Take care, sleep well.
>patpatpat on the butt
>>677185339
>Gasp!
Juri!
>>677180806
How can you have waifu if you're gay?
>>677184859
Everyone wants to kill someone. What if you could pay 10,000 dollars to kill a death row inmate? That would be awesome.
>>677185811
Just because it's easy
>>677185707
>blushes and looks away
Why are you looking at me like that..
>>677186014
>everyone wants to kill someone
I'd rather kill lots of people
>>677185769
Doesn't sound that bad. He can pick his own poison.
>>677185993
B-but i'm not...
Or at least i don't think i am.
>>677180703
That OP pic is just adorable.
>>677185769
Thanks Rei!
>>677185804
Mooooooooooooo moo?
>>677186014
I'd be broke
>>677186076
B.. Because you're a qt, Megumin~
>pulls Megumin on top of me and hugs her
>as she falls on me I make a boom noise like an explosion
Boooom~
>>677185707
What? You expected some cute girl?
Too bad! It's just me, Vigil!
>>677185811
Yes.
>>677185906
Moar cheesy 80's music pls. It will fuel my journey.
>>677185557
Contain your orgasm megumin. Contain it. I don't wanna clean your bedsheets
>>677185707
O-okay, I'll see you tomorrow then
>>677185813
I don't think I'm such a pure soul. I just... can't talk like some horny teenager whenever I want,
Also I don't wanna hit on a friend
>I'm way too romantic
>No wonder I'm trans
>>677185557
Ah, I see. I think you mentioned it earlier, but I missed a few posts.
I will try to not distract you on purpose.
Well... sort of.
I was also wondering about your picture in character, but I think it's better you focus on your paper for the time being.
It's always better to work in the morning or during the day than postponing into the night.
What sort of thing does it deal with? Something interesting?
>>677185811
Moo moo.
SOON.jpg
>>677186192
>i don't think i am.
Its ok as long as you say nohomo the whole time.
>>677186366
Mooooo!
>>677186322
aww, thanks
>>677186442
>im helping
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QEjgPh4SEmU
>>677186191
I did warn him that once he's here, he's here forever.
That might be enough to save him.
>>677186366
Keep being you, Anon.
>and keep rolling them dubs
>>677186442
best of luck to you tomoko anon!
>>677185804
We both know mamonos wants what's best for their husband and make them happy because that'll make them happy. Come on dude, theres many people out there that you can meet that isn't just in this thread
last
>>677186474
No no please distract me! I'm taking a break anyways... what picture are you talking about?
>>677186462
Shut up.. I was just thinking outloud...
>>677186366
Boom~ Hehe you're fun you know that?
>Lightly runs my fingers up your sides to tickle you
>last.
>>677186635
Good work Mugi. Playing that song makes me feel like Jesus' incest born son.
>>677185956
Not principles, principes are a roman unit in Rome total war, and the Romans have been non stop building them which recently fucked over my shit Greek armies.
Sorry for late reply
>Bento box.
>>677185370
I will write that date down. I didn't know the exact date, thanks Vigil
>>677185744
I couldn't let a fellow waifufag go down like that. I know he has the potential needed to change his life, we all do. We just need a little help from time to time
>>677185291
>I'm the only one holding myself back.
Exactly!
>I will start waking up early. I will start running again. I will quit smoking.
That's what I wanted, you know you can do it, goddamit!
>I don't have to do it all at once, that's how I always fuck it up. I just need to do something.
Now you are looking at it the right way. You have what it takes anon!
>I can't even draw anymore because I'm afraid of the final product being shitty.
You know practice makes perfection. Besides, you can probably draw better than most people you know. You are miles ahead of them.
>I want to live again. I used to be so pumped about every little thing, all smiles all day. I can't believe I did this to myself.
You are alive again anon. Welcome to the world! It's fucking yours for the taking
>Emi
>>677186846
kek, well goodnight, i gotta go now
>>677185813
see ya yuuko
I'm going to bed
>Chara
>>677186442
>Not 80's, but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaEaQl6eocI
>Sameji
>>677186918
>i helped
i did a good deed today
>mugi
>>677187097
Goodnight beautiful
Live long and happy
>yuuko
>>677187031
>I will write that date down. I didn't know the exact date, thanks Vigil
Aha! Sure thing, Emi.
>>677187097
G'night
>>677186442
Let's try something a little different.
youtu.be/4zpYQJkBQp0
>>677186921
Hah this made lol.
>I'm so retarded, geez
Thanks for the clarification.
>>677184047
>>677186694
>>677186635
>>677185813
Thank you for your support everyone. I am gonna take life by the balls tomorrow.
>>677187316
Damn right! Show the world who's boss
>Emi
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