Waifu claiming thread
We /Rocky/ now Edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>Insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>677186390
Well vigil is kinda cute as well
>>677186462
>one more hug before you go
Sorry I can't resist~
>>677186580
Ooh.. Moo moo!
>>677186649
You too, Rei!
>>677186846
Haha~
So are you!
I.. Im ticklish s.. Stop!
Hahahaa!
Sup errbody
Claimed.
>Juri's slave claimed
>>677187312
claimed!
>>677187316
good to hear tomko anon, i hope only for the best
>>677186738
I know there's good people out there, I'm just saying with the way the world is right now I'd really rather not meet them unless I have to.
Tenryuu claimed
>so delectable she didn't respond
>claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P49FraVNS_Y
>>677186649
>might be enough to save him.
>might
Keyword
>Best idol claimed
Internet claimed
I claim the gote boy
I'm back, hopefully with a better story if any of you want to hear it.
>>677187272
No problem but seriously fuck Rome my hoplites can only do so much before getting slaughtered in the open.
>bento box claimed.
emperor of mankind claimed.
finally decided that space wolves are going to be my main army, so now i'm just waiting for my miniatures to ship.
>>677187405
Mooo moo~
Sameji here
Where the white women at?
I feel like I live at my job.
>Usual sadistic perfection claim
Fuko is my waifu. She a real nigga.
Claiming.
>>677186846
This one
>>677184479
but I'm already in hugging range now.
>>677187467
hi shinoa, good to see you
>>677187481
hellooooo rei!!!
>Best goth waifu claimed
>April fools day is cancer
>>677187799
See? Double Dubs.
Claiming Ruby for Ruby anon <3
>Emi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7jWg-gHjgM
Plus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRB6FLQ9xcg
Equals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsRrswyAEs0
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E&ab_channel=KennyLogginsVEVO
Come on guys, I need top tier inspiration.
>>677187405
Is that so? I'll keep that in mind!
>Laughs and tickles you more, shifting around on top of you
Azura from Fire Emblem
>>677187669
Get outta here, goat fucker.
Yes. I remember the dates.
>>677187405
>Well vigil is kinda cute as well
Haha, I don´t think so!
>>677188088
Fuck I fucked up the first link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ4HAxnb0cQ
>>677188102
And I thought Christmas was over...
>>677187706
Moo?
>>677187882
I hate it as well m8
>>677187955
OH SHIT NIGGA
>>677188013
So sweet, Emi. Youre so nice to Ruby
>>677188102
Hahaha!
S.. S.. Stop I can't take it!
>Tries to move her hands away
>>677188114
YOUUUU ARE THE OCEAAAAANS GRAY WAAAAAAVES
>>677187689
Let's here it
>>677187799
Awwww shit nigga. She know what's good?
>>677187838
Always good to see you too, kagami!
>>677184324
>>677187605
Hehe~
Glad you like it ^^
>I'm still here don't worry
>Noire claimed
>>677188321
The April's fools day prank could have been worse, it could of been another Comic Sans day.
Last thread made me happy
>>677188302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_artPecEaM
Galko claimed for Galko anon!
>Emi
>>677188089
If you want motivation and you like some loud, hard music, Modestep is a nice band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9EM8T5K6d8
>>677188321
She's too cute, I can't help it. Besides, she'd do the same for me!
>>677188321
Mooo moo.
>>677187813
That's very true!
>hugs
So wait what's your question about that picture again?
>>677188319
Oh stop it haha >///<
>>677188321
That's too bad! I'm not stopping until you beg now! mwahaha
>laughs more and accidently falls over on her butt, looking up at you
>>677188089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwqMKf7r7Xg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNQKf-JIPVI
Go crazy m8
>>677188426
True, this hurts my eyes, comic sans hurts my soul
>>677188550
Did someone gas a Jew and I missed it?
>>677188089
If this can't inspire you I don't know what can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I71VX5RyGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
>>677187838
We need to stop meeting this way, Anon.
Folks are gonna start to talk...
>>677187882
Hey Stockinganon!
How're you today?
>>677188408
Yay starfish!
>>677188426
Oh God anything but that..
We woulda had... A bad time
Heh.. Hehehe
Kill me
>>677188669
You two really are a cute couple. You know that? I like seeing you and Ruby all cute together.
>>677188717
Moo!
>>677188724
A.. Are you okay?
>leans over Megumin
Claimed
![d5875ffab0231886dc930a2927c219f8[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1459/558/1459558351011.jpg "d5875ffab0231886dc930a2927c219f8[1]")
>>677188150
I'm going to marry him and there's nothing you can do.
>>677188669
Very interesting video and song. I'll put it in the playlist. Looking for the corniest stuff from the 80's or 90's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-WHW-QNswE&ab_channel=wweaccount1
>>677188950
people always talk though, it doesn't change anything!
>>677188643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1UHwXNb45s
Soon™
2d waifu
>>677188321
I don't think anyone really likes it
>>677188950
Hi there Rei!
Good to see you!
I'm pretty happy today, too much drama going on for me though
Yourself?
>>677189116
Your waifu is Trash-Tier.
I'm about to watch Hateful Eight, has anyone here seen it?
>>677189116
I don't know if I should say welcome back or if you're new lol
>>677188988
>Nods and looks away while rubbing her arm
Y-yeah I'm okay.. I never noticed before but you're very... in shape..
>>677189404
Sure thing nekofag
>>677188381
Alright then.
>Be me.
>Be like four years old.
>Carpet in my house just got cleaned by a cleaning service.
>>Mom's thanking him, shaking his hand, asking him to sit down and catch up with her.
>They leave.
>I look at the freshly cleaned carpet.
>Realize I have to pee.
>Pee on carpet.
I didn't even get in that much trouble.
>>677188724
You seemed a little upset.
>hugs from behind and grabs your hands, putting them on your chest
>>677188893
Brought a tear to my eye.
>>677188748
Yes holy shit yes.
>>677188988
posting this was dangerous
>>677189184
Moo
*cough*
>how're you doing?
>>677189397
Atleast I could use
"Its just a prank bro"
Today
>>677189569
Heh~
Thanks!
>Moves arm over to help her up
>tickles her instead*
I got you now!
>>677189525
卐卐 14/88 HEIL 卐卐
>>677189397
My Stocking-Wife is here!
>runs at her and hugs
>>677189681
Glad to be of service.
>>677189776
I think you're thinking of Inglourious Basterds
>Miss P
>>677188988
Awww, thanks! It just feels natural to be like that.
You are really cute yourself, Prinz! <3
>>677189258
Yeah, you're right Anon.
It's always good to see you.
Gives me a reason to stay, and chat.
>>677189397
I'm doing alright, got some cleaning done for when some family comes around.
What's all the drama for?
>>677189525
I thought it was pretty damn good.
>>677189731
I'm doing alright, a little bored.
How are you?
>>677189197
>>677189681
>90's too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g16_LQaQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkcJEvMcnEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUhRKVIjJtw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JZom_gVfuw
>>677190124
forgot to picture
>>677189664
>Smiles and shifts around a little, sighing happily
Yeah I just don't enjoy having to do all this work.. it really stresses me out sometimes..
>>677189731
>Starts to get up and immediately falls over, laughing and trying to roll away from you
No stop it hey this isn't fair!! Yame-yamero!
>>677189731
You can use that any day
You're just a prick if you do
>>677189786
Noire-Wife!
Good to see you!
>wraps arms around her and hugs tightly
>>677190011
Hi there Emi!
How are you?
>>677190019
Good to hear!
Do you see family often
>drama
Eh, nothing worth mentioning
Just a falling out
>>677188669
Heeyyyyyy galko
>>677189624
How interesting
>>677188404
Aw...
Liked it? Huhu~
You're adorable.
>>677189171
There is no salvation for faggots.
Osaka claimed
>>677190280
How's my favorite bully doing today?
>>677189706
Oh I know
>>677189776
SIEG
>>677190011
Heh~
Thanks! You're cute as well
>>677190080
My day went to Great to Bad to Okay to Great. Pretty wobbly. So it's food good I guess
>>677190262
Heh! What's that? You want me to continue?
>continues tickling
>>677190280
Well I've always been a prick to people
>>677190019
aww, thanks rei anon, im really glad!
>>677190124
Nirvana is my favorite but I've heard those two songs so much that it hurts. Maybe I can run from the pain. Biggie is the niggest.
Claimed
>>677187312
uta san is still here
lurkin till death do us part
>>677190262
What's bothering you?
Surely it isn't the explosions?
I can keep hugging you, you can't work that way.
>hug
>>677190280
It's always nice to see you here, every time c:
>kisses on the cheek
>that pic <3
>>677190304
Heh~
T-thanks Teto, these are too much compliments though ^^
>>677190280
A little tired, I'll go to sleep in no time actually. How you doing Stocking?
>>677190554
Claimed
I have returned to my home! I didn't die on the road!
GET THIS WAIFU SHIT THE FUCK OFF MY /b/ YOU FUCKING VIRGIN PIECES OF SHIT
CANCER
>>677190635
holy shit thats the hottest fucking waifu ive ever seen i want to stick my dick in her armpit and fuck it until i cum on her tits and then use her beautiful bob haircut to jack me off
>>677190583
You need more milk, its consistently good.
>>677190793
>>677190784
Yay!!! i don't know what i'd do without frankenberry
>>677190784
Welcome back Anon.
>>677190280
Every once in a blue moon.
They live a few states away.
It'll be nice to see them.
>Just a falling out
I'm very sorry to hear that, Stockinganon.
>>677190585
And if you're happy, I reckon, I'm pretty happy too.
Vlad-Anon did this for /waifu/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEb4I5GKj_I
>>677190601
I only just discovered them last week and regret every action that stopped me from listening to them earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYDT_Y6Jj5c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZMWszd5SRk
Instrumentals cool?
>>677190784
conglaturations
>>677190793
u wot
>>677190583
Hahaha No stop it this isn't fair! I can't get awaayyy hahaha stop!!
>>677190665
>Backs into you more and nods
You're probably right.. but right now nothing is bothering me.. it all kind of went away..
>>677190554
Mugi!
Good to see you<3
How are you?
>>677190560
F-favourite bully?
You really think I'm the best bully?
You're so kind, I'm doing great!
Yourself?
Might even give you one less beating.
I'm in a good mood~
>>677190583
Not to me!<3
You're a qt
>A seductive qt
>>677190695
Awh! I love coming here!<3
>blush
>kisses softly
How are you?
>all your pics are cute!
>>677190736
Ah, guess I'm too late today!
Have I missed much?
I'm alright thank you, in a pretty good mood today!
Yourself?
>>677190784
Welcome back Fran!
Hope you had a great time!
>>677190974
Awh, it must be great to see them then!
I hope you all have a great time, I don't see family too much either
>very sorry to hear that
I appreciate that, but no need! I'm still in a great mood
>>677190793
How about you get off my Google+ instead, Ms. Doris Phillips.
>>677190974
of course! i like talking to you, its calming
>>677191063
>>677190968
>>677190972
I'm kinda tired though, so I'll just lurk for a bit and listen to music
http://patthebunny.bandcamp.com/album/the-volatile-utopian-real-estate-market
>>677190784
Good to hear welcome.
>>677191199
i am in a good mood as well. Glad you are well and thank you oh so merciful one for the lack of beatings. Probably going to leave now cause this screen is making me sick.
>>677191063
No the feels. Ur gonna go from Nevermind to In Utero to Insecticide to Bleach and then be really sad. Oh then unplugged. They're the greatest.
>>677190851
Ah Yeah probably
>>677191171
>stops for a second
Heh you sure?
>stares at Megumin with a smile
>>677191199
Am I? I still haven't seduced you yet~
Maybe latwr
>>677191041
I can't be the only one that heard wanker in that.
>>677191171
>hugging-the-wrong-people.jpg
>just my sister, though
>hugs you harder and slowly turns in a circle
>>677191199
Heh~
>kisses back
Now that you're here I'm doing great! <3
You?
>hugs tightly
>>677190695
>too much compliments
No.
I'm not going to stop, beautiful. Precious people deserve compliments and more~
>>677191199
>Ah, guess I'm too late today!
Only a little
>Have I missed much?
Well, not really, the usual business. We all have eye cancer now that this is 4Google+, but that's it
>I'm alright thank you, in a pretty good mood today!
I'm glad to hear that! Did something nice happen? Heavenly sweets or something?
>>677191532
Your first time hearing that song?
Wow
Just wow
>>677191199
Yeah, I'm a little nervous.
I had a real bad drug problem two years ago, and it kinda fucked me up.
This is the first time I've seen them since before I got hooked.
>>677191212
That made my day, right there.
So, what're you up to?
>>677191458
Bye fluffy hair, I think that's gonna be my nickname for you now since I really want to ruffle her hair.
Anywaysy i'm going to bed now. See you guys later and until then: Always eat a breakfast or your day is going to be shitty.
>>677191498
I listened to about a girl unplugged and fell in love and downloaded everything and haven't stopped listening since, I'm officially obsessed
Pretty much everything else I can think of that's inspirational is post 90's and or death metal
>>677191458
Yeah, a 15 hour drive is my definition of fun.
Actually, it wasn't that bad
>>677191952
Night!
Some tunes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IC9CZyHLn3M
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mXwLxcSniGw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EYonN5N40XE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fcXoRlvpLVY
>>677191863
not much, just noodling around with my guitar, hoping i can make something up lol
>>677191952
Goodnight.
>>677191847
I usually don't listen to Anime openings, I can only guess that its from an Anime.
>>677191531
>Catches breath and playfully hits you
You're so mean.. You're lucky you're on top or else you'd get a taste of your own medicine.. again!
>>677191556
>Stays still and avoids eye contact, shifting my hips a little
Y-yeah working sucks anyways.. there's always better things to be doing.. like using explosion magic for instance.
>>677191952
Gute Nacht!
>Great advice
This thread is so fucking pathetic
I've never seen so many losers in my entire life
I literally hate all of you more than trap sissy feminist threads
>>677191531
>seduced you yet
>maybe later
>stares at her
>>677191653
W-why are you so nice and cute all for sudden?
>blushes a bit
You're acting different from before...
>>677192228
as someone new to these threads I can actually say that they're really nice people just trying to have fun
>>677192036
]=[! =^..^=
>>677191952
Sleep well!
>is that why my days are usually shit
>>677192091
That's cool!
I play bass.
What kind of music are you into?
>>677192228
Love you too, Anon.
>>677191952
Night Anon
>>677192443
Oh hey lain, you really do lurk for quite a while, don't you?
>>677192181
Heh I am lucky aren't I!
>Plays with your hair
You're so cute..
>>677191952
Gute Nacht mein Führer!
>>677192364
I'll seduce everyone here eventually~
>>677191458
Good to hear!
You still get a beating though, gotta follow the bully code.
See you soon then!
Sleep well
>>677191531
Heh, you've tried
I'm think I'm too much of a challenge for you hehe~
>>677191596
Awh you're such a qt!
>tightly hugs and plays with hair
I'm doing great!
Glad to be here
>>677191796
Heh, yeah I should be here earlier tomorrow!
Glad I haven't missed anything, although 4Google+ is making me want to start up a certain stream!
>did something happen?
Not really, just in a particularly good mood today!
Kind of a rare thing heh
>>677191863
Ah, I understand that
Had a friend in the same situation before
I assume they don't know about it?
As long as you're clean now then you shouldn't have a problem!
I'm sure it'll be great to see everyone!
>>677191952
Goodnight Tenryuu!
Sleep well
>>677192364
>giggle
You're so cute Noire!
I'm too difficult for her!
>>677192449
i started on bass lol, uhhh all kinds but i play a lot of rhcp, rush, and iron maiden stuff on bass, and just sappy love songs on guitar lol
>>677191952
Good Night Tenryuu-senpai.
>>677192181
Did you explode anything today already?
But running away from an unfinished job is never a good idea.
I can help you if you want.
>getting kinda close to your face
But I agree there are many better things to be doing.
>>677191952
Goodnight, great advice.
>>677191966
One of their best songs. You should try Alice in Chains if you haven't. The 90's had some sexy ass music.
>>677192449
The world needs more bass players. I can't ever find anyone.
>>677192049
Don't like SOAD anymore, but Feel the Pain is perfect. Obviosly D-7. Great taste overall.
>>677192615
>I'm too difficult for her!
Uhuhu~!
No, my sweet. You're the endgame~
>>677192364
Ah~!
I love seeing you blush!
>eyeing you from top to bottom
M-My, my... I might blush myself. Your beauty would humble the most noble of courts, I'm sure~
>>677192615
> I should be here earlier tomorrow!
You should! You are missing out all the fun! Even though nothing really happened... But you should come earlier!
>4Google+ is making me want to start up a certain stream!
:(
>just in a particularly good mood today!
I hope that becomes a frequent thing!
>I'm dying over here, I should go to sleep
>I'l talk to you tomorrow!
>>677192587
>Crosses arms and pouts under you
Hey you're messing up my hair... Just you wait, I'll have my revenge..
>>677192868
>Blushes and looks up at you, nodding.
Y-Yeah.. and no I haven't I'm trying to just save it for when I really need it.. how can you help..?
Ayy
I'm in an infinitely better mood
>>677188669
Thanks Emi
>claimed
Very late 'Mura claim
Well anons see you later, got to go.
I'll make next thread.
Well, I may not have been here long, but I'm probably going to conk out. By the way, if you ever need something funny to watch before bed, Animaniacs is on Netflix.
G'night.
>>677192963
I will, how come no one bothered to tell me about the 90's?
>>677193415
lates
>>677193401
It's been a pleasure Galko!
Well, guys, I'm off to bed
Have a great night/evening/whatever
Remember to eat healthy and exercise!
Bonus: my 3 favourite songs to listen to when working out, because why the fuck not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD9Kb5RlsP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d69SGNQFKkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0
>>677193144
Hehe~
Oh don't you start you little cutie!
You'll make me blush<3
>>677193184
I will make sure to!
Promise<3
Hopefully my good moods are a frequent thing
Goodnight Emi!
Sleep well!
>>677193401
Hi Galko!
#1 qt
>hug
>>677193401
Now I feel bad that I wasn't here earlier, what happened?
>>677193415
Bye Benito Box! I'll miss you!
>>677193401
Heya! How are you today Galko Anon?
>>677193514
>>677193415
Laters o/
Hopefuly when u come back 4chan will have its regular layout.
>>677193692
Don't we all
>>677193581
How old are you?
