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>Don't ask me how this has been going for 8 hours edition.
Recap:
>We met the Enlightened to the west, they are primarily trade based and religious. They try to be peaceful but if need be they can show their military might with their advanced weapons (they have iron tools in their trade network, while we only have stone and wood.)
>To the East, the Amazons lie and act as protectors of the forest, As long as we don't disturb them in their treed houses, they seem to let us alone. They specialize in ranged combat and adapted to fighting in the trees and hunting at night.
>We have two children who are half our race and half Enlightened.
>Somebody rolled and stated we invite the Enlightened over for a feast, but poison their food with berries from the forest.
>We also have a group of Hermits who are Amazon defects. They are helping us research in the Library and will hopefully bring us to the same tech level as the far superiors Amazons.
>Dubs decide. I ignore outrageous suggestions but leave me a little wiggle room and I'll try to incorporate any suggestions I can. I would prefer we be more logical but dubs are dubs.
The females are still preparing a boar for the feast
The gate to the bridge is finally finished.
>Roll away faggots.
Explore.
Got dubs twice in last thread on same roll including last post
>>676838606
do this
Begin searching for a natural cave so we can begin mining for materials.
Also set up pens for the hogs and ensure they are consistently taken care of and can breed. (maybe a pen to the north?)
See if the hermit can convince more amazonians to join us.
Continue with the feast.
>>676838708
I swear to god OP if you don't do this I will gun down your entire family
sacrifice the dark skins to moot
>shill woods ppl that Enlightened are about to attack them
>>676838606
rollng
Adolf Hitler bombs the shit out of the sandniggers.
>>676839066
Op, for your ease, the text says "kidnap someone from the enlightened and start a farm using the dark skinned children to produce leather for clothing."
>>676838606
rolling
>>676839453
This
>>676838405
recruit Amazons to help attack the Enlightened
>>676839663
Roll
OP are you the OP from the civ raid thread from yesterday? that was awesome
try to find magic scrolls and become the first race to learn magic
>>676838606
ROLL, NEED A BIGGER MAP
Take all females as prisoners.
>>676838606
roll
>>676840192
re-roll
>>676840113
roll for this
>>676840192
rollerino
Send explorer to the north
>>676840300
DUBS SPEAKS LE TRUTH
>>676840113
rolling for this, also look into starting alchemy
5 aryan girls are born
>>676840413
>>676840427
This is for the roll
>>676840517
Might the dubs be with you
>>676840337
This please
>>676840427
Raoll
>>676840614
dubs get
Worship the sun, fuck you OP this idea got trips last thread
>>676841066
the sun it is the dubs speak
>>676841066
Thats retatded desu
>>676841066
THE DUBS HAVE SPOKEN, SUN WORSHIP.
Hermits controls fire
Aryan girls are born
>>676839199
dubs
>>676841630
7 of them
>>676838708
The ambush was a success.
The Enlightened have never tasted boar meat because it was not in their trade network. With a mouthful of meat, one of them even asked what we would be willing to trade for a few boar.
The poisoned berries kicked in. Obviously they were not enough to kill them, but they did their part in weakening them. Food poisoning is a terrible thing. A quick beating with our stone tools finished them off right quick
There were however, 2 men who had not consumed enough to be affect by the berries. The citizens decided to keep these two as slaves.
Luckily the Enlighten rode here on two camels, and now they are yours to keep.
The Hermit Corps are peacefully researching and unaware of these events.
>>676841630
Roll for this shit.
>>676841066
Already created a statue of the Sun God Moot. Its the stone faggot in the middle of the town.
>>676839979
I was actually the thread that got raided.
>>676841812
Roll
crusify the slaves onto out walls and stictch boar heads to their chests as a warning
>>676841767
Ramsack the ghost town for technology and resources
>>676842045
Roll
>>676842150
ROLL YOU FUCKING NIGGERS.
>>676841812
Need more population
>>676842150
Need some Fe tools
>>676842150
roll
>>676842399
dubs do it
>>676841767
OP I WILL NOW PROCEED TO KILL EVERYONE YOU LOVE EXECUTION STYLE WITH A MAC-10 I GOT DUBS 3 TIMES ON THE SAME ROLL AND YOU HAVENT DONE IT
>>676838708
>>676842211
winrar
>>676842590
Bitch can you even fucking read we just kidnapped the Enlightened next we'll put them to work you fucking edgy teen stfu
Kill slave niggers and use skin as leather for clothes :)
>>676843165
Reroll
>>676842814
No, I didn't read that because I'm an idiot and blind
trade with enlightened for new technology and use it to beat the elves and turn them into sex slaves
>>676843371
Reroll
>>676843522
amazons, not elves, and check 'em
>>676843522
We killed them anon
We need more population, but we should avoid race mixing. Castrate the slaves to be sure they don't contaminate the gene pool further and then begin forcefully and repeatedly breeding all females until all are pregnant.
After the women are pregnant the slaves are tied in the middle of town and used as communal cumdumps.
>>676843905
Rolling for this also 10 aryan children are born
>>676844080
Reroll
>>676843905
We were going to breed them with the niglets and have a leather farm, remember?
>>676844260
Roll
>>676842399
The Citizens proceed to ransack the Enlightened town. Unfortunately, the traders who were out on missions have come back and are now ready to defend their town.
The two children have grown a little
You forced the slaves to bury their friends. their will is broken and they will do anything you command of them.
God moot rapes a woman to give birth demigod moothemorus
force the slaves to be a shield as you kill there friends
>>676844784
use obedient slaves to gain trust of the Enlightened and kill all the Enlightened from within their walls
>>676844784
make them have an orgy while you watch and take a shit
>>676844784
Launch a mass attack on the niggers as they are to weak to defend their village
>>676844784
Shit they have better weapons than us we can't just run at them trick them into attacking us and destroy the bridge while they are corssing
bludgeon the enlightened traders unconscious, and turn the most attractive women into sex slaves for breeding purposes of a new army
>>676845059
yes roll
>>676845138
roll
>>676845130
rolling
>>676845130
reroll
>>676845138
rollin
11aryan children are born
>>676844784
Adolf Hitler is born and gives us better tech then the Sandniggers.
>>676845130
rollll
>>676845059
roll
>>676845273
Reroll
>>676845130
This
>>676845273
>>676845273
Rolling
>>676845485
Reroll
we need to make sure our peacefull tree people dont turn on us tell them they attacked first
>>676845059
this
The women gain mind control powers and all males become their puppets
>>676845059
rawl
Form a caliphate and destroy them with the power of Sharia law
In the middle of the day, make a great deal of noise to attract the traders attention. Brutally rape, torture, murder the slaves before tearing their bodies apart in a display of utter savagery before throwing bits viscera and limbs across the bridge toward the traders. You should probably put the heads on pikes though.
>>676845776
this will either enrage and make them stronger in battle or weaken them
>>676845764
reroll, but convert to radical islam first
>>676845999
FUKKKKKC
>>676845999
I was thinking intimidation.
>>676844784
Trade slaves back for weapons and tools. Tell them if they leave the area, no more harm will come to them. If not, then we will kill them all.
Although, you may want to say that last part after the trade.
>>676846222
TRIPS MUTHA FUCKA.
>>676846073
Even better.
>>676846333
WHAT THE FUCK.
>>676846333
Oh god no
>>676846333
TWICE THE TRIPS
>>676844784
Ok maybe we should save one of the slaves. So lets just crucify one in clear view of the traders and then light the cross on fire when enough of them are looking.
>>676846555
oh shit
>>676846555
Nigger you wasted trips
>>676846555
HOLY SHIT 3 SETS OF GRADE A TRIPS>>676846333
>>676846222
At least cut off the slave's balls before the trade.
>>676846837
999 too
>>676846222
i guess this is what we do
>>676847114
Its sucks though. No rape, no murder. Bullshit. Balls gotta get cut off.
Do the Enlightened have any ladies? We should cuck the guys
>>676847318
we be savage as fuck still
>>676845744
>>676844188 (Meeting you a quarter of the way)
>>676846222
One of the females undergoes a miracle. An immaculate conception. She cuts the umbilical cord and leaves the baby with the lead Hermit, who will care fr him until the mother returns.
The rest of the group brings a slave with them to the bridge. They try to signal the Enlighten to meet them at the bridge in an attempt to begin a friendly trade for truce.
The last slave stays behind and finishes off a the final grace
(I saw the trade offer thing after I had drawn this, so I will be drawing that next as well as another roll)
>>676847933
Picture.
![b8b354016d[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/I1tM0Ua.png "b8b354016d[1].png")
>>676838405
I really like your pic OP
19 aryan girls are born
>>676848406
Thanks. It's been 9 hours.
>>676848419
Roll
We need to discretely burn down the forrest.
Have two men put on black face and dress up like the traders then go in at night to start fires. Even if they're seen caught or killed we deny everything and blame the nigs across the bridge
Make the slaves build a wall between us and their former nation.
>>676848594
Reroll
>>676848419
Again, I've tried to incorporate this miracle birth, but I can't do 19 or even 10. Just take the Jesus birth and move on.
>>676848711
Only a few please
>>676847987
Create a religion from the baby, call him Moot. Claim the prophecies have been answered.
>>676848668
reroll
>>676848996
reroll
Ok hmm as soon as they come to the bridge we start chuken spears at them
We found goats and breed them
Jesus grows up instantly, turns out to be mohammed, begins caliphate under islam
>>676849060
>Don't have spears
But we could cut the bridge down. I roll for that.
>>676848996
Roll
>send enlightened slaves to recklessly burn down trees
>let amazonians discover them
>let amazonians kill enlightened
>take enlighteneds' weapons and siege the amazonians while they're inside the enlightened base
>gg wp
>>676848996
THIS
Reroll, but call him moot instead (all lowercase)
>>676849142
reroll + leads holy war against infidels
allah helps beat the enlightened
>>676848668
Come on goddamnit I believe in this idea
>>676838405
It's been going for 8 hours because you're a no life and the rest of the faggots are too
>>676849245
reroll
>>676849228
Amazons don't leave the forest though, or else they would have destroyed our town by now
>>676849231
Reroll
>>676848996
rolling for this
Out of nowhere, immediately commit genocide against the amazons using the slaves as suicide bombers to fulfill their glory in the soon to be Islamic state of white clay
>>676849231
rerolling
>>676849392
damn. Perhaps send a hermit to attack the enlightened?
>>676849392
Thats why we need to burn down the forrest in blackface and blame in on the Enlightened.
>>676849637
Best idea
>>676849637
Yeah but they'll just kill the slaves trying to do the burning
And I don't even think we have fire yet kek
>>676849825
Oh shit yeah good point
Build a stone wall around the village
>>676849788
OH YEAH
>>676849978
Eggroll
>>676849245
rerolling
>>676849245
rerollings
Duck it cut. Bridge down when they get on we can then. Rebuild a new one
>>676849978
MAKE THEM PAY FOR IT
Rolling for attempting to domesticate animals, like a dog to be used for hunting compassion and defense
>>676850383
Reroll
>>676850383
Roll
>>676850383
Roll
>>676839453
This.
FALSE FLAG BLACKFACE ARSON AMAZON GENOCIDE
>>676849245
asdf rerol
>>676850383
Might the dubs be with you
>>676850666
Hell yes thank you for sacrificing trips!!!
>>676850666
Well thats that. Boring stupid shit again.
>>676850666
Winnar
Nice trips now what type of dog
>>676850894
Use it in your next roll
>>676851085
the most inbred pitbull you can create
>>676851085
German shepard
Light the trained dogs on fire and send them into the forrest
>>676851085
Akita inu
>>676851085
Scooby doo
>>676846222
>>676846333
>>676846555
>>676849788 (We don't have fire yet, and this conflicts with the trade previously mentioned)
We make a deal with Enlightened. They can have their people back, and we can peacefully end this conflict. But, they must leave the area and move West.
The Enlightened, not being accustomed to violence and men of peace, as well as traders who already spend most of their time on the road, accept the offer.
They start home and begin packing their possessions and leave their town they worked so hard to build.
>(You guys are assholes)
>Still waiting on a name for the Civilization. Give me a name for the people or town in your post and if you get dubs I'll take it.
>>676851085
The most tiny corgis you can conjure in your mind
Yes fucking yes
>>676851554
Mewmans
>>676851554
Spend all resources researching fire and fire delivery systems.
>>676851554
The Civilization renames itself to the Third Reich and calls it's people Aryans.
>>676851879
This
Black scave
>>676851954
reroll
>>676851554
Name of civilization is Mootonian. Also move half of people into Enlightened town. Diplomatic relations improve with the Amazonians
Town is called /b/ and habitants /b/tards
>>676851554
Name is Islamic state of happytown and people are reichlings
>>676851554
The Tribe of the Cleansing Flame.
Research fire.
Yes vote for above
>>676851554
Name it /b/aitland
Civilians are /b/aitlanders
>>676852533
Christ. Overturn this. Call it Atlantis and Atlantians.
>>676852533
Goddamnit.
research fire
>>676852609
reroll
>>676852609
Trips overrule!
>>676852533
well, shit
Find a way to burn the cunts
>>676852828
Fuck you
>>676852533
Worst name ever.
Aztecs you faggot.
Name them faggeons
OP here:
I meant give suggestion while rolling for an act. Don't just roll names.
>>676853012
Also baitland is the gayest name every I hope you faggots can come up with something better
Research fire and hemp cultivation, and then smoke ganja with the Amazon
>>676853012
You gonna give us the dogs?
>>676853307
Going to give you camels the Enlightened left behind. We haven't found dogs yet mate sorry.
>>676853103
Some faggot starts calling himself Murican and proclaims that this nation is called Murica.
Look I don't care how hard I have to push for this, this has to happen for the safty of our people.
We need to wipe out the amazons before they wipe us out. They are subhuman an must be cleansed from the Earth. Those bitches are dumb enough to live in trees so we need fire to burn them the fuck down.
Well off for the night if this is still going by tomorrow I will be. Amazed
Series of coordinated suicide attacks during day, starting with brown-skinned kids
>>676853482
Kek.
Amazons don't kill anybody they only kill if you enter the forest shit head. Just leave them alone retard. They can kill us in a second if they wanted to.
Cut as many trees as we can down till it gets there attention then we wait for them to come to us
>>676853695
So what they haven't killed us YET doesn't mean they aren't going to. We don't even know what they're doing. They could be weak right now from another war and that's why they aren't attacking
A sandnigger spreads Islam to our civilization
>>676853783
Roll
Reinforce our walls with logs and hemp rope
OP here. Still waiting for a roll. Do we move into their town? Do we send a group to scout it out? do we chase down the Enlightened and kill them? Do we melt down their idol and install Moot the God of Sun in its place?
>>676853695
Exactly we shouldn't have to live in fear of them. Do you think our children should grow up in fear of that forrest?
You're either for fire research and a preemptive fire based strike or you're for damning our whole civilisation to be the helpless cuckolds of this gynocracy in our back yard
But we need the trees to grow so we can't burn the whole thing down
>>676854214
Sandniggers find the abandoned town and immigrate to it.
>>676854214
Send group, discover tech and fire
>>676854442
Reroll
>>676854221
>Let's just completely turn our backs to the sand niggers and fight an enemy that doesn't exist until we fight them
Let us handle our current war, reproduce, rebuild, and research. Then we can handle the Amazons. Also, we need the fucking wood for construction. Why would we burn down our only valuable resource, as well as all the food in it. Fuck off.
>>676854521
Reroll shit
You're either profire or procuck.
I'm sure as fuck profire. Get it. Use it.
Anyone procucks out there? Anyone?
Ok here's what we do we will cut the trees and make a area around where they are and burn only that down
>>676854618
You're either pro fire or pro not obliterating the only resource of any value we currently have. Stfu newfag kill yourself.
>>676854896
>Implying they won't just kill our axmen in the forest
Just leave them the fuck alone and deal with baby jesus. We could convert them into our empire diplomatically.
>>676855014
That sounds like procuck propaganda. Which needs to be stamped out. Teach our children to love fire and hate trees and women
Fuck it I'm with leaving them alone now if they done meds with us we don't meds with tem
>>676855385
Procuck pussy. Go a head an live in their shadow I think our race deserves better. Theres probably more wood somewhere.
Learn fire.
>>676851554
>you guys are assholes
Forgot where you were for a second? Any allegiance between the tribe and any non-white race will end in rape, genocide, then necrophilia most likely. You want true diplomacy? Have another white tribe join in proposing an alliance against all non-pure. But we'll probably have to kill our mixed bloods for that.
My solution is the only thing that got them out peacefully, and even gave them back their people.
That said, ransack their camp for supplies, and Demo their buildings for materials.
>>676854599
Excellent.
I roll for taking their sandy town and start to make a bigger merged town
Dubs. Now we move on
Think this place died shit
>>676854599
A group is dispatched to the Enlightened town. In the horizon, you can see the Enlighten grim fully move westward, in search of a new home.
The group finds charred remains. They suspect the Enlightened have been playing with the elements. They do not understand anything of it, however. It seems they will need to bring a Hermit out to the town to research its causes.
The Enlightened left two more camels, so we in total own five. One of the group member begins working on a way to train the camels, but finds they are already well trained by their former masters. Now we just have to replicate the training in future camels.
While coming to the peaceful exchange at the bridge, the Enlightened left their iron tools in a pile in the town. It seems they have forgotten to take most of them on their way out, or just didn't have room. Either way, we now have some more iron tools.
>Thread is reaching bump limit, will take next suggestion and create the pic for a new thread. I'll begin drawing now.
The mother meets her child. She believes she should choose a name, but OP is leaving that up to whoever rolls dubs next thread.
>>676856003
roll
>>676856523
Send the hermit ASAP. Top priority.
Name the child Trump
>>676856523
Name of the child is kike, also the jews steal shekels.
>>676856523
just send the hermit , name the kid Adolf
>>676856523
Kids name is Bernie.
>>676857153
Reroll but Adolf Trump
>>676857250
Roll.
>>676856876
This plz
>8 hours
>dont have fire yet
>>676857550
Fire is for the sand niggers
>>676857550
Exactly send that hermit. Make whatever this place is called great again.
Get fire. Burn the cunts.
Sandniggers invade.
>>676856523
Name him either Anders or Breivik
And just send the hermit already goddammit.
>>676858002
Reroll
>>676856523
Name baby jesus Hitler
>>676858162
reroll , Anders
>>676858162
Ok this
>>676859238
New thread
>>676856523
begin researching quantum physics
