do the thing
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
do the thing
have a bump
I wish I didn't have such an awful clusterfuck for a porn folder.
This thread needs more cocks.
>>675396077
Are you the cock I ordered?
>>675396145
that is me.
>>675396053
I need more cocks
>>675396246
How are you today Mr. Cock?
>>675394494
goddamn that's hot
>>675396257
Ask and you shall receive.
>>675396302
i'm good, but i bring a warning. beware not to post too much penis, for it wil bring you bad luck
>>675396474
if only it were that easy m8
>>675396650
Cock would never do me wrong. Cock is my friend!
>>675396738
Well, they might not be the most high quality cocks, but still.
>>675396889
the quality is alright
>>675396889
it will be your downfall.
Canadaboy lf cuddle buddy or bf
>>675397039
What's the problem then?
>>675397075
I'd fall down on a cock any day.
>>675397304
you would fall on my monster cocker
>>675397086
Canada is a big place
>>675397352
My body is ready.
>>675397447
Barrie, ontario :c
ayy
>>675397304
referring to real life cock
>>675397661
There's never a shortage of people willing to give you the dick.
>>675397526
i strongly doubt that
the last person who sat down on it had their rear end rearranged
>>675397550
ah, I'm over in Vancouver
>>675397779
No one is never near anyone in canada >_>
>>675397760
Too willing if anything.
Makes finding the right cock hard.
heh I said hard cock.
>>675397959
I am
Do you feel the warp overtaking you?
>>675398102
no
It is a good pain.
>>675397761
Maybe my bum could do with a good recombobulation.
>>675398010
You just need to look harder.
>>675398054
You are...?
>>675398188 (checked)
dubs confirm
>>675398284
Always kind of wondered what sucking off a sleeping dude would be like...hm.
>>675398415
try it and find out
>>675398415
Probably not as great as it might seem.
>>675398379
Get on it then bb. As long as you'll help me pick up the pieces.
I don't feel that great.
>>675398524
i actually lied. my penis is short and also small.
>>675398471
Can't.
>>675398516
I mean, I have realistic expectations, I just wonder what it'd be like.
>>675398586
sorry to hear that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwRoQ7UeRW4
>>675398636
Good things come in small packages ;)
>>675398649
Probably a bunch of annoyances as the person moves around or just doesn't get hard.
Though it might be fun to wake someone up with it.
>>675398054
Where are you?
>>675398758
any more hypno?
>>675398649
It doesn't help I let a friend of mine indulge that fetish on me once, then he wouldn't let me return. the favor. Felt kinda dickish...but myeh.
>>675398850
i make up for it in the butt
>>675398995
i'd have to look through thousands of files and i'd rather just not
>>675398884
That would be interesting to say the least, definitely fun.
>>675399191
I'd do it to my dream qt.
>>675399020
But you can't put a butt in another butt.
ass holes are just so cool
>>675399402
right?
>>675399346
you don't know that for a fact
>>675399332
Curiousity, who would that be like?
>>675399402
they're pretty gay man are you gay?
>>675399402
>>675399402
>>675399402
>>675399518
W-What have you seen?
>>675399613
A skinny, submissive top.
>>675399559
>smoking is an actual fetish
I'd be weirded out if it wasn't so common. But then again I have a weird complex for smoking after all these years. Goddamn, at least it's not a fetish.
>>675399461
i KNOW
>>675399645
no i am Not Gay
>>675399742
smooches you
>>675399679
I'm BANJO
UH-WOOOOAAAHHH
>>675399744
You would be the power bottom then? Heh.
>>675399893
but this picture makes me want to keep smoking
>>675400000
You sure you're not gay? You sound pretty fuckin' gay. check'd btw
>>675400051
Mmhm.
>>675399742
nothing, i'm just making shit up.
>>675400000
assholes are the best for realsies
>>675400010
that's wuffle ya dunce
quints confirm you're not gay
>>675393317
How about this?
http://frtyb.com/go/eTGf3_bAaEj/Omegkle
>>675397779
Hah, but I'm in Seattle
>>675400126
Eh, smokers aren't a turn off, I actually find the smell calming, it's just strange to think of it as a fetish.
Nice, at least you know what you want.
>>675400000
What a fucking waste
>>675400404
i fail
>>675400000
>>675400542
I don't find sexual attraction to smoking or someone who smoking, so I guess it's not a fetish for me. I just like the aesthetic.
>>675399402
Yeah, they're pretty nice to play with.
>>675400000 (checked)
W-Wow, just like that?
>>675400144 (checked)
Wow, just like that?
>>675400126
i was joking i adore cock
>>675400150
like just for everything, they're all in one
>>675400773
squeezable
>>675400811
yes
>>675400757
Hmm, do you smoke?
>>675400811 (checked)
Wow, just like that?
>>675400897
exactly
>>675400948
Do you just go around smooching everyone?
>>675400994
I-I guess...
Is it me or did this thread go fast?
>>675400521
Hey me too. Been watching the guy in the tree?
>>675400993
Yes. Matter fact, I'm waiting to see if a new thread is linked and then I'm going for a cig.
>>675401273
yes
>>675401063
smooches you
>>675400897
Yes they are.
>>675401474
Who knows where those lips have been
>>675401324
What? I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>675401694
on lots of cock
