>You will never get to be Straight
...
smooche snibi
Thank god.
>>675401799
Check any local news site. Some guy climbed into a tree downtown and won't come down.
Threw apples at medics.
>>675401944
why breathe
>675401324
What?
>>675402001
Do you just go around putting your lips on everyone's cock?
>>675402162
Well I'm not downtown and I don't watch the news so there :P
WHO?
>>675401944
I'm half straight. It's alright
>>675401944
Isn't it grate?
>>675402293
Makes sense. I don't usually but a friend linked a livestream. He's just yelling shit. Always looks like he's about to fall.
>>675402203
no i put them on the one cock multiple times
>>675402403
My great-great grandfather had a grate that was greater than that.
you are now manually breathing
c i g a r e t t e s
>>675402911
Smokes
>>675402787
That is not lots of cock, that is one cock.
>>675402880
Jokes on you, I already was.
i am always manually breathing
>>675402786
I see. Sorry I asked.
I still haven't cum today..hm.
>>675402984
lots of one cock
>>675402982
stoges
>>675403059
Cigars
>>675402880
>>675403014
Pretty much this
>>675403050
You tricked me, you dirty trickster.
>>675402667
hot dog
>>675403208
not too big on em
>>675403363
Some good, some not.
>>675401944
thought he was sucking a baby bottle
>>675402880
thought he was wearing a pissy diaper
fukkin babby fur shit
>>675403430
I guess I've only really had black n milds and some brand I didn't know the name of.
>>675403445
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BABYFURS
>>675403445
What is HE sucking?
>>675403548
Black and milds are meh. Don't smoke myself but I know enough about em. Pretty shit.
>>675403688
I'll just stick to muh marlboro and muh american spirits
>smoking
>>675403801
No fucking way, you old school.
>>675402177
Needs more girly butts.
>>675403016
What is the appeal of chastity cages and such? I just don't get it.
>>675402984
Theres always next time right ?
>>675404115
>You will never get hit with a bullet
>>675403989
>not smoking
>>675404048
Too young for an old schooler.
>>675404146
>>675404248
Bondage thing.
>>675404359
I mean, most people I know smoke Newport's or something. Vaping and such.
Good on ya though, nothing wrong with classics.
>>675404286
Not if I McFucking Kill Myself.
>>675404359
I am always smoking. Hot.
>>675404248
Usage, Dom derives pleasure as sub is left wanting.
>>675404570
I might buy a vape with my next paycheck. I dunno.
>>675404596
Prove it.
>>675404248
The cage restrains the will
the only chasity that's cool are leeshes becausethey look very good
>>675404248
Control
>>675404734
How?
>>675404897
What about wrist ties?
>>675404734
They're definitely more popular nowadays. Just gotta decide what you like.
>>675405077
Lewd. And raw.
>>675404897
Idk, I kinda like girly guys in cages. Makes the distinction in roles more pronounced.
>>675405065
Up to you.
>>675405087
Better for my lungs, for sure. I really only care about the nicotine though, and I don't know the correlation between how much nicotine I get in one cigarette versus how much I'd need to vape for the same effect, if that makes sense.
>>675405077
i like wrist bands and jewlery
>>675405361
From what I've read vaping is better if you just want the kick, especially for weed.
Just what I heard though, dunno if its scientific.
>>675405133
How I like it.
>>675405410
Ha. I didn't mean those.
>>675405410
Boys can't have jewelry. It's gay.
>>675405563
You sexy fuck haha. Well I hope your boy likes that sort of thing too.
>>675405556
Might as well just stick with muh smokes then.
>>675405652
But how do I know you're Lemon? Who is Lemon even? I'm new around here.
>>675404596
how can i be a slight inconvenience to you if your not around, pal
>>675405776
>>675405597
pffft... as if
>>675405798
You can kill yourself too. Then we can have all kinds of fun in Hell.
>>675405871
Uh huh.
>>675405410
I spent most of my day today being high and saving a lot of g/fur.
>>675406155
Do you not believe me?
>>675405776
Lots of competing research in different places, but it couldn't hurt to try it. Up to you really.
>>675405971
Supergay
>>675406102
Lucky bastard.
>>675406247
I can't believe anything.
>>675406273
I'd rather spend my paycheck on clothes, I think. I've only recently really accepted that I'm pretty gay and I want to start changing my wardrobe to match. On that note, anybody know any good pants that show off the legs but don't straight up say "that shit gay"?
>>675406414
Yes I am.
>>675406155
I cleaned some toilets, sacked up trash, and danced with a broom and dustpan in a mexican super market all day
>>675406519
I can't believe in your disbelief.
And who buys new clothes when they turn gay?
>>675406519
Like, shorts or tight pants?
Hitting the group with the femboy
>>675407039
Femboy is bestboy.
>>675406761
People who realize that all they have to wear is armor and disguise
Femboys are trash.
>>675406761
>And who buys new clothes when they turn gay?
Hipsters
>>675407039
moar pls
>>675406722
I meant to just tag you so you could see the jewelry picture I had, but my spacing fucked up. Nice to hear though.
>>675406761
It's not so much buying new clothes when I turned gay, just that I've been back and forth if I really am gay or bi for awhile and I want some semi-feminine clothing. Kinda hard to explain.
>>675406823
Something like that. Something that I can wear that at most would have people questioning my sexuality, but not outright stating it. Kind of like >>675403548 but that actually looks gay as fuck now that I look at it again.
>>675407188
Fuck yeah.
>>675407228
Manly men
>>675407188
Hell yes it is.
>>675407208
Are we playing D&D now?
>>675407250
Hipsters are pretty hot though.
>>675407295
Just because you're gay doesn't mean you need to be a girl.
>>675407388
Manly men are best left naked.
>>675406122
I dont feel like going out. How about we settle at my place, ive got rollups and juice
>>675407564
I sure hope you mean fruit roll-ups and not some weird drug thing.
>>675406660
Woops. Cropping these from SAI with a mouse is kinda hard
beer tastes good.
>>675407553
But I like semi-feminine clothes. I want to be stylish, not a crossdresser.
>>675407295
Yeah, I getcha, unfortunately beyond like, colors and certain styles, like hot pants and such I couldn't tell you. Haha.
Most people confuse 'skater' with 'fag' so that's what I think of.
>>675407553
Agreed.
>>675407832
But they all look awesome!
Has league decided what he wants yet?
>>675407929
It's also difficult to grasp being fucking 6'3.
>>675407844
What you described is like the sexiest thing ever
>>675407844
Wearing feminine clothes is literally the definition of a crossdresser.
>>675408071
With?
>>675408137
thx fam
>>675408296
IT'S FASHION MOM YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
>>675408124
That's definitely difficult. I do know there's some focus stores online for shit like that but like I said, I got no clue! Wish I could help!
>>675408296
Look to the point, I don't know what it is but I'm a huge Furfag for it. I'm a huge Furfag in general though
>>675408071
I'm not sure. It's a surprise. I don't know what he has in mind.
Also, is this aces?
>>675408488
No problem my dude. It'll just take me some time to nail down exactly what I'm going for, but that's how I ensure I'm getting exactly what I want.
I should go to bed soon.
>>675408468
I wear t-shirts and I have one pair of jeans. I disagree with fashion as a concept.
>>675408550
W-What?
>>675408296
Naked, no clothes. Best.
>>675408752
whoops forgot image
>>675408758
Jeans are probably fine. I need to put together a workout for MAXIMUM BUTT though.
>>675408861
Ah okay.
>>675408296
Feminine clothes does not mean crossdresser.
If anything it just means we need better terms for fashion.
Wear a bra is crossdressing. Wearing skimpy clothing to show off your stomach, hips, and ass is just looking sexy.
>>675408758
I'm a huge furry, I want a fursuit and everything. That's all I'm saying
>>675408752
Best advice I could give, look at 'examples', look around and maybe ask somebody who knows actual fashion. Myeh.
>>675409058
All in a days work!
>>675408957
Yeah, I want to work on my butt too. If you don't do the right stuff, you can lose too much from your rear. Feelsbadman.
>>675407818
nonononono silly drugs come later and are optional, and sometimes not
>>675408914
Ah, yes, A true patrician.
>>675408957
Good luck, I did exercises like a motherfucker for six months and have nothing to show for it.
>>675409108
That's not sexy, that makes you a hooker.
>>675409116
Follow your dreams, anon.
>>675409352
As long as I get my fruit roll-ups.
>>675409108
I like this guy.
>>675409164
Mostly it's just buying """""sexier""""" clothes because most of what I have now is high school athlete tier shit, like long basketball shorts and tight shirts. Now that I think of it I think I really just need pants and new shirts.
>>675409270
That's why I need to find a good balance. I want a large, jiggly butt, and I don't want to tone it down too small from running and leg exercises.
I swear im not a robot
>>675409459
Same, when my top smacks me, I want it to jiggle. I lost some of that when I dropped 20 lbs down to 160.
>>675409456
A gay hooker
>>675409761
So the key maybe is not to drop too much weight? I wonder how a light bulk with a strict workout routine would work out.
>>675409761
Shit ride bikes a lot, when I rode my bike for miles every week I had a better ass than all the girls in my school.
>>675401944
I had that crisis of being straight but being turned on by gay furry porn. My attraction to women survived, and now gay and straight and everything in-between and a million fetishes all live within me.
>>675409459
Life in stages man, you know what you like, go for it. Show of those assets! Ha!
I'm a stereotypical guy when it comes to stuff like that. All my shit is basic, even 'old-fashioned' haha, I call it classic. Wear what you like, do what you want regardless of what anybody says.
That's how I operate. So meh.
I'm sure you'll be a head Turner when you find what you like. Good on ya.
>>675410013
I could do that, I've got the booty shorts too.
>>675409456
Ofcourse dear you can have both
>>675410013
Sounds like an exaggeration, but I'm confident biking could help.
>>675410114
Why does it sound like you take things too seriously?
>>675410204
You're sweet.
>>675409780
Well obviously.
>>675410289
Yay!
>>675409456
And people say it's lewd when girls take their shirts off, and I've see guys walk down the street in things a girl would get shamed for wearing. Haha. It's the human body, everybody's got one.
But what do I know.
>>675410304
Say what you want, here's proof. I'm a dude with an ass like that
>>675410304
I do what I can.
I'm just a dumb security guard.
>>675410563
it's glorious!
>>675410304
Because I dramatized it for effect. I've had fun the whole trip.
>>675410563
hompy fug
>>675410649
Incidentally I've considering working security. Any tips on how to get a good start in the business?
>>675410773
>fnaf
>>675410548
But it's a proven fact that women are inferior to men.
>>675401944
i ned coffee anyone can share?
>>675410666
Thank you so much! (Lmao 666 ID)
>>675410465
How nice would it be to keep some upper body definition but still have a rear like that?
>>675410856
Pfft, fine. This better?
>>675408560
um
DAMN
>>675411205
Wonderful. That's another thing I'm worried about - I don't want my arms to be too bulky and offset what I want my ass to be. Used to bench like 245 for sets of 5.
>>675411282
y
>>675411431
Huh?
>>675410881
True. But meh. You get used to it.
>>675410856
If you can get a friend recommendation, that's a huge boost in some companies. But, good penmenship, being on time and good memory are pretty much key.
If you need help looking for security companies to apply to, there's the classifieds, or just hunting around online. Price of advice, if you can, go for a full-time position, much easier.
S'all I got off the top of my head.
>>675406247
who's the artist for that pic?
>>675405563
haha that's pulled almost directly from this
>>675411588
It's a good picture.
>>675401944
>tfw trans
>tfw know this feel
>>675411632
I don't know anybody in the security business. Another line of work I've taken into consideration is to be a masseuse.
>>675411666
I used that as an example for what I wanted.
>>675411675
Ah
>>675411824
oh nice. well at least it wasn't anything like behind the back tracing or something.
>>675411666
Talking about not being able to walk the next day.
>>675411666
Man, that ass is destroyed
>>675411866
I wouldn't do that.
I can't help it though if the guy I had draw it is damn good at eyeing stuff and doing it by hand.
>>675411868
the real reason it's hard to walk is you put a lot of strain on your legs by holding yourself up in weird positions with the weight of another person driving you down.
>>675411942
in this world, you can be anything you want
>>675412004
it's pretty easy to draw by eye. not that i am discrediting anyone.
>>675411632
You get used to seeing scantly clad females?
>>675411651
Salkitten, I think.
>>675411666
>I recognize that gape
>>675412086
I wouldn't know. I don't draw enough art.
>>675412039
Why do I crave donuts.
>>675412249
Because that's how you draw a horse anus.
>>675412039
I'm confused, yet aroused.
>>675412039
Donald Trump's lips
>>675411803
If you got good hands and a basic knowledge of anatomy, you'd do well I'd think. I've known a few masseuse types but that's been years, dunno the particulars into that.
>>675412218
you'd be surprised how often this happens
>>675412249
just look at something and draw it and do this over and over and eventually it won't be too hard to get it sort of right. bodies are pretty forgiving in this regard as well
>>675411666
>Destroyed butthole
>>675412218
Yep, sadly
>>675412341
Love the little choker on his balls.
>>675412341
But that's a tiger.
>>675412550
buttholes are made for destroyction
>>675412543
I... probably wouldn't, actually.
>>675412550
I bet Satan has a nice dick.
>>675412554
Avert your eyes! Keep yourself pure!
>>675412602
I love this image.
>>675412748
we'll call it happy inspiration
>>675412509
I have pretty big hands. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing for massage work. I also took anatomy my senior year of highschool, so that totally qualifies. Right?
>>675412576
Also known as a cockring.
>>675412602
Yes. Yes it is.
>>675412748
Deer pics are so cute to me.
>>675412748
I do what I want!
>>675412826
Definitely, maybe, probably!
Hell, I don't even know if you still need a licence for massage anymore...myeh.
>>675413274
>antlers, nature's fuckhandles
>>675412623
Butts should not have thins put in them. Mine clenches thinking about it.
>>675412748
Like a cats penis but the barbs are molten steel and all along the shaft.
>>675413363
clenches in pleasure and anticipation
I'm going beddie-bye now. G'night everyone!
>>675412817
I'm so tired I read that in Bob Ross's voice.
>>675413274
They are pretty adorable.
>>675413278
You're a strong, independent Aces who don't need no man.
>>675413363
Yeah, I could put that in my butt.
>>675413278
There's a school for massage therapy and healing arts not too far from me.
>>675413702
good
>>675413934
It's like a black hole and I'm going to warp speed
>>675413702
I'd like friends though..
>>675413711
That seems like a good place to start! I hear it pays well if you're good anyway. So, follow whatever you want!
>>675410114
omg... man, you are just like me. I mean I'm just like you. I consider myself straight, and always was. I fap to straight porn after all. However in recent years I've been drawn to some furry porn. Started with some Toothless x Hiccup fanart. The pic you have here is exactly the type of furry shit I'm drawn to.
Do you have any more like that?
So in these apartments next to me there is an ex-military guy that I've been talking to. I found out he's gay, so I've been trying to see if he'd be interested...
Long story short is he said I'd I drop from 160 to 145, and keep my butt he'd gladly start pounding me. Problem is, he's 9 in and thick. Never had something like that in me. What do?
>>675413436
NO, ew.
>>675413702
It would be the last thing you put in ur butt,
>>675414061
I don't think there's many that wouldn't go warp speed on that ass.
>>675414074
That'd be another hard part, either finding a place that needs a masseuse, or getting like an apartment and having clients come in for massages. The latter would require some advertising.
>>675413363
So happy I don't work tomorrow so I can actually laugh when people post
>>675414351
quarter impulse is all I'd do.
I've had a good time on my first day of 4chan, gotta say wasn't disappointed. Good night
>>675414484
I'd rather have that ass to be honest.
>>675414517
Take care.
>>675414641
Why?
>>675414351
Considering there's the internet, and how many people try to be masseuse types, not sure how competitive that market is. Same as any job, you gotta work for it of you want it.
Find a way! I believe on you!
But yeah I can't imagine there'd be too many places hiring a green fresh out of school, but hey, you can work for someone or yourself, always nice to have that option.
>>675414517
Night feg!
>>675414920
I want a butt that nice.
>>675414975
Apparently this school gives lots of opportunities for work right out of graduation. I'll have to look into it more tomorrow. I really should get to bed soon, but I kinda want to see this thread out. I also need more g/fur anyways so there might be some pictures that I'll like if I stay.
>>675415224
I don't think you want a black hole that's sucking everything into it though.
>>675415386
Just looks like a well-used hole to me.
>>675415224
Love the pictures where the cum is still connected to the cock pulling out of the bottoms ass.
>>675415480
Exactly
>>675415615
My folder is a mess considering it just started today. I'll see if I have anything similar.
>>675415633
And what is wrong with that?
>>675415934
Like a hotdog down a hallway.
>>675415224
Well good news for you!
No harm in trying.
Do what you want dude, just make sure you get enough sleep.
>tfw you don't get enough sleep regularly
>sobbing inside
>>675416062
Then you need to find bigger hotdogs.
>>675416126
If it snows good I won't have to work anyway. I'm risking that possibility, which is evidenced by why I wasn't in bed hours ago.
>>675416310
forgetting images out the ass today
>>675416310
Not even the biggest ballpark frank would fill that.
Fuck I'm tired.
Whats up guys?
>>675416310
Heh, Noyce. Here's hoping right?
>>675416455
Then perhaps the mass of the booty itself but with a tighter hole.
>>675416530
Homosexuality.
>>675416581
I see
>>675416530
I remember you. You were a person.
>>675416568
Fags faggin.
>>675416581
Now you're catching on.
>>675416632
Yeah.
I was here.
now i'm not so much
>>675416581
>>675416667
i was pissed i forgot my picture and now we're at image limit
Well goodnight faggots. I had a comfy time chilling in g/fur threads today, although this is the only one I really posted in.
>>675416665
Sounds faggy
>>675416813
Bye!
Can we hijack a thread with no traffic and make it a gfur thread plllllssssss
or just make a new thread
