Waifu claiming thread. Version 1.0
>Begin again
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
>>675273847
hello syndra, how are you doing?
Ayy
People need to stop stealing.
>claimed
>>675273962
Remeber when i said that i was going to sleep? Yea... that didnt happen
>>675274122
Ayyyy
>>675274122
hello galko, feeling rested now?
>>675274122
Is... Is this the real Galko though?
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>675274234
ayy she dead doe... sorry
>>675274711
So is Red. What's your point?
Claiming velouria, not furry tho
>>675274216
ayy what's up Syndra
>>675274234
Somewhat
>>675274566
It's me I promise
>on my phone so filenames are different
>>675274216
syndra plz, you need some sleep. Even i got a few hours last night by just forcing myself to lie on my bed
>>675274566
i didn't realise people were competing for galko :/
>>675274648
welcome
>>675274962
Apparently they are. How's it goin, Kaori anon?
>>675274946
A likely excuse.
>>675275106
Forgot pic.
Funco claimed!
>>675274946
Notin mutch, just waiting for stuff to finisg so i can go home
>>675274962
No promises
Lena claaimed.
No need for protection, just remind time and continue.
>>675275106
it's going great actually, my TA missed a page on my midterm so I just got a huge boost to a very mediocre grade so i'm pretty happy, hows it going with you red-anon
>>675275225
fair enough, what time is it there
>>675274946
well i guess that's better then nothing
>>675275466
Same old. Got home from work a few minutes ago. Sitting around with doges.
hi
>>675275466
15:14
>>675275532
Nice roll
>>675275106
How can I prove it to you
>>675275225
Sounds good
>>675274962
Only recently
Makes it interesting, I guess
>>675275656
I'm not claiming her, but here, have a smiley
>>675275532
What are we rolling on?
>>675275665
Post a picture of your shrine to Galko. If you really are, you have a shrine.
>>675275747
The most beautiful
>>675275798
I do not have a shrine to kaori, is that something I should be getting on?
>>675275665
makes you quick on your feet, you've got to claim her first
>>675275659
okay well no reason to sleep now it would just mess up your internal clock worse
>>675275656
hello and welcome
>>675275622
what type of dogs do you have? I've got a goldendoodle :)
>>675275798
Wait.... we need shrines now?
>>675276283
Yes.
>>675276409
>Not having a shrine
All these fucking casuals in my thread.
>>675276485
Well i have one.... kinda.
Also
Were is your shrine?
>>675276603
44 miles from where I am currently sitting.
>>675275798
I'm not home and I won't be for a while
If you are still here when I get home I'll show you
>>675276283
But I can't always be here
>>675276725
Only 70 kilometers? Thats no excuse. You need at least 100.
>>675276909
I didn't choose the spot.
You don't even have a shrine m8. You have no room to talk
Hey everyone, currently browsing in between my work shift.
How goes it?
>Juri/Street Fighter anon
>sadistic waifu claimed
>>675277004
>forgot picture a second time
>>675277004
Who said i don't have one?
I was just asking if we are posting them now.
>>675277042
Hey, how are you doing?
>>675277042
it's going well juri anon, how's work?
>>675276725
why so far away? that doesn't seem very accessible for a shrine
>>675276758
maybe not but to make sure someone will always ask if it's the real you anyways :)
>>675277162
I am curious to see what a shrine to Syndra looks like.
>>675277172
>>675277286
Well you ain't getting it now, im ~120 km away.
>>675277286
well that was not what I was expecting
-Kaori
>>675277484
>syndra built a fucking temple with his bare hands for his waifu
Don't you try to fuckin 1 up me.
>>675277614
Wait, you don't have a temple dedicated to your waifu and only a shrine? pleb
>>675273847
Are you the same fucking pathetic faggot who has been creating these threads for the last three days?
>>675277162
>>675277484
I'm doing alright, just broke down some TV and furniture pallets, taking a small break now. How goes your day Syndra?
>>675277172
It's been pretty hectic these past few hours and I think I might've pulled something in my back, other than that it's alright. How about you?
>>675277768
post it then faggot
>>675277868
>>675277172
I need someone to claim her for me when I'm not here
>>675277868
Thats me alright, and more than 3 days.
>>675277886
not that well, still tired.
>>675277922
do you even read ?>>675277484
>>675278047
I gotcha
>>675278047
I can do it Anon.
Crusader Anon here
>>675278068
I skim over the whole thread and cherry pick arguments.
Get in your car and drive there. Post your temple.
>>675273847
Every day its the same fucking thread. Literally kill yourself.
>>675278344
>>675278229
You are even closer to yours and haven't posted it yet
>>675278068
Damn Syndra, I hope you get some actual rest soon. You were saying how you were going to sleep hours ago on the threads last night, lol.
>>675278499
I did post it though. Old ass picture, but posted nonetheless.
>>675277286
>>675278586
No promises
>>675278600
Well your gonna have to wait till saturday
So what are you Anons listening to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc
>>675278215
dues vult crusader anon
>>675278047
looks like you've got some people looking out for your waifu :)
>>675277886
ouch that sucks, I did that once when we were working on our dockhouse, I was out of commission for a few days, and was made fun of by my elderly relatives for months.. what do you do for work?
>>675278990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6-krHfdmGg
>All other Waifus are trash unless big tiddies
>Claimed Tenryuu
>>675279203
Welcome to the thread Tenryuu.
>>675278215
>>675278176
Thanks guys
>use this pic
Sorry for late reply
>>675278990
Deus vult my brother!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMOjAYO3ifg
>>675279203
Hey Tenyruuuu
>>675279351
Ill make shure to claim as soon as i make them.
>>675279203
>Glad to be here
>>675278990
Crusader anon, I am ready to purify the holy land from those disgusting Saracens
>>675279142
I'm the warehouse manager at the store I work for. I handle all back room processes and functions, delegate tasks, take care of all the reports, setting the floor, pricing, etc etc alot of those kinda tasks. I have to help the truck loaders today because they're short 2 men and need the extra manpower.
>>675279203
Big is subjective.
>>675278990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbqguu8NsM4
i've been getting away from my normal music and i've been listening to rap recently, it's really hit or miss so far; even "good" artists release as much bad as good, but that might just be my opinion
>>675273847
what the fuck is this shit.
also here you go you faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svu4wvWdHwY
>>675279203
Big tiddies?
>>675279460
Thanks Syndra
>you're a good man
>>675279351
No problem Anon.
>>675279460
Nice choice of music.
>>675279535
I am too, but I don't know if I can Deus Vult after what happend yesterday.
>Pic related.
>>675279764
I don't listen to rap but it sounds good.
>>675277922
Tenryuu's checkin those dubs
>>675277922
>>675279928
>Sees other anons big tiddie waifu
Tenryuu is curious of your waifu's name
>>675279932
Good lord... I had seen the post you made in the threads yesterday but never had a chance to read/respond to it.
...God is testing you, he wants to see if you are truly worthy by Deus Vulting in even the most trying and difficult of circumstances. You must press on.
Best yandere waifu
>>675280251
That would be Galko.
>>675280325
I am thinking of giving it another go but I feel that the same thing would happen again.
>>675280355
Welcome to the thread Anon
Lucy claimed.
>>675279932
>Check those dubs
>>675280791
Utaha claimed, forgot to put it in
Claimed
>>675280251
Galko
>>675279932
>you're also a good man
Deus Vult
>>675280750
>>675280842
>>675280969
Welcome to the thread, Anons.
Kaine is the ultimate waifu
Kaine is the best girl AND the best guy
Try to prove me wrong (PROTIP: You can't)
>>675280655
I have the utmost of faith in you, Crusader anon. Go forth, and smite those filthy heathens who dare taint the holy land. We are all with you.
Deus Vult.
Best German Cv Claimed
>Finally at home
>>675281509
I will once the next thread starts.
>>675281608
Hi Graf
>>675281608
Welcome to the thread, anon.
>>675281731
How goes your day today, anon?
>>675281981
I eagerly look forward to the best of crusades.
>>675282973
Tired as all fuck, haven't had sleep in like 3 days. Have a damn dentists appointment I don't wanna go to.
Well Anons I am deciding on going on the Crusades earlier, see you in a few hours.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
DEUS VULT
all waifu are fish
>>675282973
>>675282378
>>675283753
Hi Hi ! how are you doing ?
>>675283664
Gute Nacht !
>>675283578
Shit, I know how the lack of sleep feels. I want to sleep but I can't.
>At work
>I'll probably stay up even after coming home
Yeah, dentist appointments and offices suck ass, I actually need to schedule mine soon.
>>675283664
Godspeed, Crusader-anon.
>>675283970
Well, I woke up not too long ago and I found out there has been a terrorist attack on Brussels, so I'm watching the news while strongly Deus Vulting internally.
>>675283880
Hey, did you know that fish can roll?
>>675283970
I'm doing alright, my shift is about to end and then I get to go home and practice up on SFV with my buddy. Fun times. How's your day gone so far?
>>675284295
>>675284234
Oh yeah, it's real shitty. Plus the dentist terrifies me, I got over my fear once but my dentist fucked up and my jaw hurt for a week, now it scares the shit out of me again.
>>675284295
Is that you Tats? How goes it?
>>675284671
Yeah, I had to get 8 teeth pulled at once in order to help get my teeth lined up and straightened properly, 4 wisdom and 4 bi-cuspids. I didn't get knocked out for it either due to money, so when buddy decided to start cutting teeth in half, my mouth wasn't fully numbed out. Pain was so excruciating that I nearly passed out, had squirrel cheeks for a month.
>>675279932
Im finally home, time to finish doing more stuff while trying to not pass out while doing it.
>>675284620
You watch any of STAR_'s Nuclear Throne streams?
>>675285142
wops, i tagged someone
Claimed
>>675283753
>>675283664
Damn is it time to take the holy land once more guess it's time to boot up CK2
>>675285139
Yep it's me. It goes Guillotine, by the way.
https://youtu.be/s4l7bmTJ7j8
I don't actually know how many of know /mu/core.
>>675284238
There is two things should be always white
Christmas and Europ
>>675284588
Im finally at home after tired job. Playing World of warship with my Fuhrer
>>675285139
Damn that's rough. I hate dentists, I remember a few years ago I had baby teeth that refused to fall out and they removed them so the adult ones would grow in. Well they didn't, now I have huge ugly ass gaps in my teeth.
Anyway, I better get ready to go. It's been fun, deuces!
>>675285157
i don't really watch a lot of streams tbh fam
>>675285508
All this Deus Vulting makes me want to try CK2 tbh
>40€
Deus Vulting seems quite expensive, though...
>>675285567
Good to see you again Tats.
>>675285608
That's great, make sure you conquer EVERYTHING. Just 1 more hour left for me.
>>675285612
Alright Lucy, good luck, take care and see you around.
>>675285734
CK2 definitely the most rewarding means of Deus Vult that you can achieve via gaming. True on expensive though you're gonna want to get DLC or just play multiplayer with people who have it, not neccesary for Deus Vult though just recommended.
>>675285926
It's good to be back as well. How are you today?
>>675285676
You should tbqhwyf.
>>675280655
Thx anon
>>675273847
Nobody ever claims her because you're all too young to remember.
>Regina, from Dino Crisis
>Claimed
>Asian
>Redhead
>Gunwaifu
>Spandex
>Leather
>Sexy short hair
>Curvy in all the right places
>Medium breasts & bubble ass
>Kneehigh boots (One step down from hooker boots)
Solid 9/10. Wish she was drawn with a choker.
>>675286184
I'm doing alright, just grinding down the last hour of my shift, then I get to go home and practice up in SFV, although it's really hard when the waifu doesn't come out for another 4 months...
>Why even continue living
>>675286673
I know about her, she's just not the type of waifu for me. Still a good, unique choice though.
>Welcome to the thread Anon
>>675286673
>literally all traits related to appearance.
>>675273847
Hi everyone!
Kiriha is claimed
>>675282378
What's this from
>>675287361
You're expecting anything different? Alright, fine.
>Smart
>Cunning
>Decisive
>Gets scared (Fighting fucking dinosaurs, of course) so needs someone to hold her
>Brave
Basic mental and emotional stats. Nothing to much there.
Internet claimed
>>675287874
Better than just choosing your waifu based on physical appearance alone. If that were the case, I could find 1000 viable replacements in under a minute.
https://youtu.be/mohafcMDuZQ
>this song is about looking forward
>and not giving a fuck fuck what's behind you
Josh cracks me up.
clawgirl claimed
Shinoa claimed. I actually can't believe I'm up this early.
>>675288077
I chose mine baste on matches in her and my personality. I took waifu as a metafor not a fact. ....dig my fanatic spelling .=^..^=
>>675288731
i'll baste your waifu iykwim
>>675288968
Ok not understanding what you mine????
boop
tfw I'm finally watching volume 3 of RWBY
>>675288968
I see now. Iv bin out the loop for a while. It is time to lurk more.
>>675289546
Beep
>>675290043
doot
>>675290439
bop
>>675290591
bump
>>675290703
Bonk.
>>675273847
Ok normally I can deal with some of the faggoty shit that happens with this waifu bullshit but this makes absolutely no fucking sense. You claim that Syndra is your waifu. Fucking Syndra. The bitch doesn't have a fucking personality. She literally says like 5 lines of dialog. How the fuck does that mean you become emotionally attached to her? Normal waifu fags make no fucking sense but you take the fucking cake
>>675290760
duut
>>675290786
fish is still my waifu
Morning everyonr!
B- but marie rose it like 10, why do you still call it morning? People with lives have been up and going for hours!
I hope the next chair you sit in have 1 smaller leg resulting in an unbalanced chair
>>675290786
That's pretty brutal.
>>675290814
Response?
>>675290969
or worse, it's a poorly glued chair and one of the legs pops out of the socket every time you adjust your position
>>675290786
Some people even smash it to they're waifu.
>>675290940
doop
>>675290969
>I hope the next chair you sit in have 1 smaller leg resulting in an unbalanced chair
DEVILISH
>>675290786
She's hot. I'd wreck her :/
Are you the same whiney little bitch that was complaining about Sundra like 2 days ago? Christ kid. You have issues>>675290931
>>675273962
Them waifu feels man.
>>675291222
>>675290931
Didnt mean to tag fishie btw
>>675291222
Rude as he may be, he raises a valid point. Heroes in any dota style game has little to no personality or background.
>>675291139
reeeeeeeeee
>>675291132
>Some people even smash it to they're waifu.
Utterly disgusting. Why would anyone do that?
>>675291222
Nah first time I've been in a thread like this.
And sure you wanna go look at pictures of them and jerk off go ahead at least that makes some sense. Just don't call them your waifu or other cringy shit. Call it what it is. Fucking hentai
>>675290969
Hey marie
>>675291110
to?
>>675291463
I honestly have no idea.
>>675290786
>>675291515
Defend her honor my man.
>this fucking captcha
What signs
>>675291338
with a few choice exceptions, yeah that's fairly on point
>>675291511
Real way with words, huh?
What are you even trying to say? I got basicly "waifu threads are cringey just go have a fat wank to your characters and call it hentai"
If that's what you're saying about these threads. You're missing the point
>>675291752
>report a problem
>>675291855
What is the point then? Go on enlighten me
>>675291982
virtual reality fantasty wife
Tenryuu claimed
What am i missing?
>>675291982
Hugbox, anime circlejerk, discussion. Any of those seem pretty accurate.
>>675291511
I don't see any hentai here, Do you?
>>675291982
It is cathartic in my case. can't speak for others.
>>675290786
If I am getting this right waifu is the object if your affection. I come from a old old old school of anima lovers. In my day it was strange to even watch them and most of the time you got made fun of. But now it is very popular. So waifu I'd just a fun thing to have now that more people except in and make it fun
>>675291752
i get this shit like 70% of the threads, i cant be bothered to write the entire lore of Syndra and Runeterra back to them.
>ffs failed 6 captchas
>>675291766
fucking got dubs
>>675292083
Nothing really, how are you doing?
Also this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx5BXwogvgE
>>675292083
Not much, really.
Btw, what are the German news stations saying about the terrorist attack? Please tell me it isn't #NotAllMuslims bullshit
Wew, the fact that you post this thread every day and every day claim Syndra is probably the most cringey thing I see every day. You must be one lonely motherfucker.
Wew.
>>675292082
>>675291982
I can't say you're wrong. I don't pretend Marie Rose is my wife. I use her as my "avatar " if you will.
Why did I pick her? I think she's adorable and putting that face behind what I say (I'm kinda a dick) adds a level adds a level of comedy to it.
No. Marie rose is not my virtual wife. I don't even wish she was (nor wish
she was even real. I wouldn't care)
>>675292656
i'd marry the shit outta that tbh
