Waifu claiming thread. Version 2.02
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Hey everyone, how goes it?
>Juri/Street Fighter anon
>Sadistic waifu claimed
Koneko is mine
Galko claimed for Galko
nonon claimed
>>675292478
>30 seconds.
Pretty good, if I do say so myself.
Red claimed.
Dude from the last thread and im still fucking confused
"Virtual reality fantasy wife"... Why? Whats the fucking point? You're taking a bunch of pixels with a personality created by six dudes in a room writing scripts then you take that character and bastardize the character with your own personal bullshit and pretend it loves you. Why? What do you get out of it? Have you got yourself so deluded that you think the love and attention you give yourself through that character is real?
Cutest claimed
If you disagree then I hope every video you watch, every game you play, have wrongly synced audio
She's pretty hot. Hanako claimed.
Tenryuu claimed
>>675292335
Nah, the usual stuff. Nearly destroyed my computer mouse, eating something and discussing when a terrorist attack happens in Germany....
>>675292388
I think it will end that the liberals are saying "Nuh all muslims. They dindu nuffin! Muh islam is best and peaceful."
Accompanied by a big propaganda campaign from our TV news and newspapers. It makes me sick.
>>675292751
I'll give you a short text why:
>Let's be real: Waifus are just a way to escape from this cruel world. A mechanism which protects you from total insanity, to give you a imaginary self-made place to retreat. Where someone is wating for you and cheer you up when you're down. So waifus are basically a self-helping mechanism when you have no one to help you because you're an outsider.
Ayyy
Awoo~ claimed
>>675293038
kill yourself horse fucker
claimerino
>>675293037
>>675292612
>>675292478
Hi Ten, Galko, Tatsumaki
>and whoever I missed
>>675292751
I'll bite.
>Have gf years ago.
>literally my current waifu in 3d form
>gf is kill
>red helps me cope
Now I am here.
>>675293037
What happened to almost cause that? Glad it didn't break. And I hope you never have a terrorist attack or anything like that happen to your area.
>Way to escape from this cruel world.
>Cheer you up when you're down.
>Because you're an outsider and have no one
This, pretty much.
>>675293309
Still better off than the people that never had a girlfriend.
>>675293257
Hatsuzuki right? Hello, how are you?
>>675293535
STRONGLY disagree.
>>675292695
Not bad at all
>>675292915
Best bacon
>>675293037
WAKE ME UP
>CAN'T WAKE UP
Merkel is on TV live right now, what a coincidence. She's saying everyone in Germany is working to stop the threat of islamic terrorism
Feeling kind of bored. Anyone want to play mortal kombat on the ps4?
>>675293037
Jesus christ that sad. So the worlds a fucked up place that doesnt like you. Sick. How about you try being a normal person and just fucking deal with it? It's not that hard. Just talk to people. Seriously. Just stand in front of someone and make words come out of your mouth. keep fucking doing it till your lonely as has a few friends then just shoot the shit with them and stop this cringy shit with things that arn't real.
>>675293257
Hey there anon, how are you today?
>>675293309
...Damn. Is gf really kill or just ironic use? If so, that's quite a shame. Condolences for you.
>>675293769
yeah fuk dem muslims mayn, im totali wit u
>claimed :^)
guess ruby-anon isnt here so...
claimed
>>675293906
GF is in fact kill. Hit and run. Making progress though I think. I'm pretty comfortable talking about it now.
>>675293484
>What happened to almost cause that?
A fantastic Internet connection and even better multiplayer matches with totally no heavy lags.
> And I hope you never have a terrorist attack or anything like that happen to your area.
Tbh, a terrorist attack would be really the right thing now to wake our lazy ass people up and show them how shitty our politicans are. Something like this happend ~200 years ago. Lead to the German Empire a few years later....just by the way.
>>675293789
The problem is: In our butthurt society you can't really say what you think. Your opposite will pretty much hate you when you're honest just because they're just fucking pussies. A problem of our great liberal and independent society.
>>675293769
Merkel is lying. Those are just hollow phrases.
>>675294076
Got any nudes?
>>675294076
sorry for you, fam, you replaced 3d pussy with a shittily drawn wannabe waifu. just remember, whats dead is gone forever and you will never ever get it back and there is absolutely no proof of an afterlife.
>>675293647
Hey Tats!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyC0FOzqHM
claimed I guess
>>675294237
Yes, but they're mine.
>>675294240
That's the gist of it yeah.
>Implying valhalla isn't real
Still waiting for my death in combat. Hard to come by these days as it turns out.
>>675293647
Hah, yes. It's pretty hard to spell, although Tatsumaki has a really similar syllable structure.
Just chilling, I guess. Will play some more Mount & Blade later, but also have some real work to do.
How about you?
>>675293675
I guess that's sort of the point, but at least you have some basic understanding of what you're talking about. Risk/Reward and such.
For the unkissed the whole idea of a relationship is quite an enigma.
Hmm, maybe "better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" applies to second parties, mostly.
Unkissed people have some pretty strange ideas about relationships.
>>675293906
Pretty good on the whole.
No one for mortal kombat? Damn
>>675294231
"Your opposite will pretty much hate you when you're honest just because they're just fucking pussies" Cool. Someone doesn't like you. Why do you give a shit?
>>675294458
wow.. I said those things just to be a dick and you just.. let it roll off you..
Also, just join the military and go to the middle east and say something about hating islam. Ez pz
>>675294076
I know the feeling of losing someone precious to you, anon. Live on, for her. Carry her memory with you, so that she may always be there in your heart.
>>675294231
>Internet connection
The struggle is real.
>Just the right thing now
As long as you're safe Tenryuu.
Claimed <3
>>675294659
I think I missed my chance. 28 now, so starting to get to the edge of the age I can be to join. Though I think a death fighting off niggers in some alley would please Odin more than getting shot in the head from a mile away.
>>675294695
Aye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9O2Rjn1azc
>>675294576
My Tekkenfu is Xiaoyu.
Although tbh fam I didn't play much Tekken beyond 3.
That game is pretty much the pinnacle of the genre.
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xSbJD2G.jpg "[anon intensifies].jpg")
>>675294579
Not that is care for the feeling of a single person, i only give a lesser fuck on african children, but this person could tell other persons that you're a total asshole. This makes you an outsider. And there we have the problem. And real relationships are just exhausting and boring. I have enough experience with relationships, and all of them were shit.
>>675294695
I'm always in a safe place.
Morning gents
>>675294531
Gonna spend most of my day doing work related stuff and correcting some exam papers.
>>675294262
Kinda goofy, but not necessarily bad.
https://youtu.be/fye1XtXQn9s
>>675294458
Sharing is caring.
>>675294932
Nearing 30 now, I know how you feel; no chance of getting to fight sandniggers or have any children so you basically live in limbo.
Gonna go offline for a while now be back in a few hours.
>>675294932
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9O2Rjn1azc
Thanks for the amazing OST. Because of you, now.. perhaps I'll check out Transistor. Hmm.
>>675295005
Glad to hear it.
>>675295025
Afternoon here anon, how goes it?
>>675295151
Nice GEMA music you got there :^)
Kinda listening to a lot of more normal Metal today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmqgRAXygDg
>>675295519
I got this.
https://vimeo.com/19499870
>>675295408
In all honesty, the game isn't that good outside of the god tier OST. Combat system is pretty great, but the story seemed rushed.
>You can have Red hum to all the songs though
>Worth it for that
Ayy
The internet here is shit
>>675292612
Thanks
>>675295623
At least vimeo not GEMA
Also
>tfw Ten is quoting shit memes while I'm listening
>>675295783
No problem
>>675294932
>>675295151
That's kinda interesting. At times I have been thinking people, or men, are not really supposed to live into their 40s.
Many will show at least some interest in a glorious death before that.
No idea how common such Kurt-Cobain-esque thinking really is.
Better fight and die for something you like or support than literally just sit on your ass and wait out your life.
But I'm not saying people lose their sense of self-preservation. I think most feel very conflicted about it.
Some great phylosopher nigga probably already saw all this shit through.
>>675295682
I see. Regardless, I will still play it, in honor of you anon, and plus any game with a soundtrack this interesting can't be bad enough to make me not want to play it.
>>675295408
Pretty good. Got a math midterm tomorrow tho...
linear algebra, ewww
>>675295005
Like 90% of the people that I went to school with thought I was an asshole. Most of the time they where right. I made friends with the other 10% and you know what? It wasn't that fucking hard. This waifu shit is unneccesary and means that your not gonna have a fucking clue how to interact with people after a few years of it. You're literally talking to yourself with them.
>>675296033
I don't sit out my life. I educate the youth.
>>675296056
Take that with a grain of salt however. I am very big into story driven games, so one with a lackluster story goes down as shit in my book with some rare exceptions. The vast majority of the game is great though, art style, sound design, combat system. If you're mechanics driven you'll love it.
>>675296205
Egh, math. I'm pretty good with algebra, but it still doesn't change my dislike for it, and most math in general. I hope your midterm goes smoothly.
>>675296319
It's just a general argument. Education is good.
The whole mid-life crisis thing might be a factor in it.
I had not considered this yet.
>>675296326
>If you're mechanics driven
>Juri/Street Fighter Anon
>Hardcore Juri main
>Playing since SF2 in arcades
Now I REALLY want to play it, anon.
>>675296764
Good, buy it and support the devs so they can make SOMETHING FUCKING NEW.
>>675296427
The good news is that this is the last math class I need for my major (comp sci). This stuff is easier than calculus at least.
Furniture guy just came I got to go. Later everyone
>marie rose no one gives a fuck. Shut up and leave
>>675297255
cya later Marie Rose!
>no one gives a fuck
Wrong
>>675296998
I always purchase my games, I'm not poor thankfully and can afford them.
>>675297255
I care, have a good day anon. See you around.
>>675297059
Oh yeah, calculus for me was very painful. At one point I almost didn't pass the class, coming from somebody who knows how to do most maths on a slightly above average level.
>>675297255
Bye Marie Rose
roodypoocandyass bump
I'll go play M&B then.
Deus vult, or Odin, or whoever they are praying to in the default campaign.
Crusader Anon is back, so what did I miss?
>>675299220
Terrorists attacked Belgium. Of course sandniggers.
>>675299220
Some feels from the Red-anon. How goes the crusade?
>>675299220
Ah, speak of the American devil, KUFFAR.
You've missed the thread dying and me going to play M&B, but now that you're here.
Give me some secret tips.
>>675297861
I'll take calc every day of the week over chem though. Never again
Best grill claimed
>>675299548
You didn't like chemistry? Maybe it's because I'm a sciencefag but I loved that shit.
>>675299548
What's wrong with chemistry?
Except figuring out the names maybe.
>>675299338
First France, now Belgium, whats next Italy?
>>675299465
The crusade went okay, if anyone wants I can greentext it.
>>675299544
Do tasks for other lords before you join their nation, the better relations you have with them gets you a better chance to get a fief, you could also go to a faction where you won't be joining and look for a tax collection quest, do it but never give the money and just run away with it.
>>675299220
Just some Deus and a bit of Vult
>>675299923
Please, Crusader. Post your glorious greentext. I really look forward to these things. Show me the glorious Deus Vult.
>>675292436
Ryoku
>>675299923
Let's hope i't not the territiory of the former Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation....If they'd do it, it means crusade....or a 2nd Holocaust.
>>675300164
She has nice tiddies tho
>>675300164
HANDS OFF MY WAIFU, NIGGER
>>675299895
I suppose I should clarify. The classes were interesting and for the most part doable. The homework took forever (it was online, and every time you got one wrong, you had to do like 3 more), but again doable.
The lab was awful though. I came in 5 minutes late once and he wouldn't let me in. Had to retake the lab later that night with like 15 points off. One of them I had to redo ~6-7 times because we kept messing up the solution, talking like microliter measurements here. Also the final for the lab was complete bullshit, ala "what color was the 3rd solution of your 5th lab report" type shit. Ended up getting a 34 on that lab final, but thankfully it wasn't a large enough portion of the grade to keep me from passing.
I guess it was more of that specific chem class, but yeah I kinda said balls to that and did geolody for the rest of my science credits.
>>675299923
That's helpful, thanks.
Can you give me some advice regarding essential skills (beyond weapons) or composition of my troops - at least in the beginning.
Oddly, I hired this one companion for 5 shekels a week and all his weapon skills are 120.
Nobody can face him. He'd probably kick my ass, too.
All I did so far was completing the training and doing the first quest of collecting 5 dudes and killing some bandits.
>I have no idea whether this stuff is linear
>>675300718
geology*
>>675292915
ǝuo ʎdsıɹɔ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʎǝɥ
>>675292436
ʎɐʍɐ ʇɥƃıɹ ƃuıuɐɥ doʇs llıʍ uı ƃuıddoɹp ʇsnɾ ɐɹpuʎs ʎǝɥ
ǝɯnʎ ƃuıɯıɐlɔ
>>675300604
>>675300164
Oh hey finally this picture relates to something
You europoors stay safe our there ya hear.
>>675300718
Ah, I see. That makes alot more sense then, you just got stuck with a dick headed teacher in that specific class but I understand how you feel.
>>675300988
>
>>675301115
Hey Top-Moo
>>675300842
Then you learned about Cummingtonite?
>>675301115
Best being a best as usual
>>675300009
Good to know.
>>675300057
Alright
>Be me
>Leave waifu thread like last time
>Do the same shit again
>Game spawns me yet again in Smolensk
>After a while I manage to get to the holy land
>Sees a crusader vassal
>Its a German Crusader
>Joins his order and I am some cannon fodder yet again
>I take a look at the map
>I noticed that the Ilkhanate controlled Jerusalem
>Youhavetobeshittingme.jpg
>The crusaders ignored the holy land and went for Egypt
>Damascus then falls to the Ilkhanate
>Ilkhanate proceeds to declare war on the Crusader kingdoms
>The crusader kingdoms quickly make peace with the Saracens and focus on the Mongols
>A few battles later and I am yet again mid tier infantry,
>Saves Game
>A giant battle occurs
>845 crusaders versus 828 Mongols
>Battle is bloody as fuck with both sides loosing hundreds of men
>Fuckinghorsearchers.jpg
>Battle ends and I am about to save
>''Mount & Blade Warband isn't responding''
>Youhavetobeshittingme.jpg
>Goes downstairs and beats the shit out of a baguette.
Those fucking horse archers are the bane of my existence.
>>675300804
It can depend, I recommend getting a shit companion and giving them points in surgery, first aid and the other medical shit, once you become a lord you should also attempt to have a companion that has a few points in Engineering.
>>675301379
yes i stopped
so how is everyone doing?
how was your day?
what did i miss?
when i die will there be no raisins in the afterlife?
>>675301173
Ya kinda like how if you get food poisoning at some place you have no reason not to like, you won't eat there again for a long time because of the shit-fest your stomach associates to it.
Also, to anyone who needs science credits but sucks at it, take geology. Easy af
>>675301379
Hi there.
>>675301523
Hello to you too best bro.
>>675301648
>Horse archers
Fuck you for reminding me those are a thing.
FUCK.
>>675302062
I am glad that there is someone who understands my pain.
>>675301875
>so how is everyone doing?
Doing fine, just tired and without any sleep.
>how was your day?
Boring and took forever.
>what did i miss?
This, and that, and also that thing over there
>when i die will there be no raisins in the afterlife?
Your afterlife will be in raisin hell
>>675301115
I'm always in a safe place with armored people around me....or i'm allowed to use weapons too.
>>675301648
lol, well, I found a few desperate people that basically joined for free and only cost 1 shekel.
Naturally most of them are terrible in combat, but whatever.
They also have some skills.
Also, Monks are pretty cool guys.
>>675302462
fucking raisins
>>675301648
What folly, to ignore their homeland!
Having to make peace with filthy saracens
>I guess mongols are filthier
>>675301875
My day is going well, practicing in SFV, listening to music and chatting with you fellow anons.
>>675302005
Yup, one bad experience at the right time can ruin the whole thing forever.
>Take geology
Yeah I second this. It is pretty fucking easy.
>>675301648
What did the baguette ever do to you?
>>675302992
i'm eating them right now, want some?
>>675302244
They are the only reason I ever got good at using a cross bow, so I can actually fucking kill those faggots.
>>675302512
Make sure to dip your bullets in bacon fat.
>>675303316
no
>>675303408
>no
That's not the right answer
>Hint: The only answer is yes
>>675302244
One more question about attributes.
Which are actually the most important in the long term?
I'm guessing Charisma outweights the others later on?
Claim
>>675301648
gee that's rough
>>675302062
>>675301648
>mfw my character actually is a horse archer
>>675302853
I usually make those shit guys into support roles as they are shit.
>>675303033
Well the Mongols were a bigger threat as those fucking horse archers are the most annoying thing in Anno Domini 1257.
>>675303316
It was a filthy Saracen.
>>675303380
I get a light horse and cut those fuckers off, hoping to kill their horses so my heavy cav and kill those fuckers.
>>675304205
Hold on I am getting another baguette.
>>675304005
Indeed it is.
>>675304382
I pored over the character creation options for quite a while. Just went that route because you can get starting bow and horse archery skills fairly high as well as a decent set of other skills and sttributes.
>also free horse
Naturally I also figured it would improve my survivability and killing power considering I'm alone at first.
>>675304382
You do raise a valid point there, Crusader. It must not have been pleasant, though.
>>675304382
>>675304205
>>675304957
Weren't horse archers only good in a select few scenarios in real life since normal archers and or any kind of defensive position meant they couldn't do shit
>>675305269
It depends on the horse archer.
Heavy ones are armored and also competent in melee, but naturally, that's elite troops.
They are one of the greatest terrors on the open field.
Ordinary light horse archers are the optimal skirmishers and raiders.
Terrain favoring the other side is a complete different matter. Cavalry generally is maneuverable and fats enough to pick their own battles.
So you have defense positions there? We attack somewhere else.
>>675304957
Fair point.
>>675305217
It wasn't pleasant.
>>675305269
Probably, but in open terrain your shit will get destroyed by horse archers.
>>675305570
Good points they can never put up a solid defense though due to being skirmishers but I suppose that's why the mongols didn't stick around in eastern Europe/Mid east forever
>>675306247
Cavalry on the whole are poor city attackers. Even worse if walls are involved.
Likewise, rough and mountainous terrain makes them ineffective and the weather is a factor as well.
But the parts of your realm not swampy/mountainous/fortified
will fall.
>>675306666
reminds me of the odd fact that cataphracts are the best unit in CK2 and can stomp everything including well upgraded castles
>>675306666
Horse archery confirmed for satanic craft and devils work.
I'm gonna eat and then I'm gonna vult.
>>675307711
Dont forget to Deus
>>675307711
Don't forget the Deus in the Vult
>>675307044
I thought that everyone already knew that
Also my internet is killing itself so I have to go.
going to play some ffxiv will be back later
have fun guys
Internets claimed Desu~Desu~
>>675292436
I am back after having an exchange student at my place. Is Ginko around?
>>675308710
Welcome back. =^..^= stranger
are we a kill?
This is not a bump
i promisse
I thing the thread came to a stop.
Quick, more waifus gooo
>>675310083
I'm still here, lurking though because honestly everyone else dropped off and I don't really know what to say.
Were did everyone run off to?
Mi waifu esta es la mejor waifu
https://youtu.be/hQo1HIcSVtg
>>675310471
I'm in and out my self and still trying to fit in =^..^=
>>675310805
Wow and the thread has a meme now.
>>675310788
I like
Although its not the stuff I usually listen to
Also, this band still fucking great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co0A3vT-6-k
>>675311575
i made it a while ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=939ACReWKfE
>>675292751
Two words
>White people
>>675311575
We have more than one, I assure you
Carry me away from the cold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_TBENcax_g
>>675311972
dunno mate. that one guy has a pretty good excuse.
>>675292436
why do i see this thread every time i come on here? and its always syndra. sona got bigger bewbs
>>675311612
I actually just posted it because I was away for a couple of hours and it kind of fit. Here have this one, I recomend listening to the whole thing to appreciate it's beauty.
https://youtu.be/jaYu7GgYbhM
>>675311575
oh here are the rest of them
>>675302462
>>675300009
-Lala Claimed.
>>675312490
Already sounds good
Never listened to the album you once posted, because I was distracted
Thanks for sending again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O7GhZBpDCk
Dubs names my Mudkip
>>675307930
>>675308183
I don't really know the gods of this world yet.
It could be dei volunt or whatever.
I'll probably find out soon.
>>675313400
Well there you go
>>675313400
Irony...
I'd go with Mr. Swamp or Shrek
Did i miss something?
>>675313064
Sorry I'll be off for about an hour again, so I won't be able to post once again.
https://youtu.be/5uoxaUnlR10
>>675313400
Costanza
>>675313551
No. That isn't how this works. Start rolling slave.
>>675313400
Squirtle.
>>675313669
GEMA
Waifufags are cancerous as fuck.
>>675313832
Shoo.
>>675313788
God damnit Hitler, I was gonna say Bulbasaur.
>>675313832
Nothing new tbh. We already know that
>>675313788
[smile and optimism wanes]
