Waifu claiming thread. Version 2.1
>All aboard the /waifu/ train
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>deus vult,infidel
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Sup
>holding hands
>mfw
>>675114922
I know the pain of that.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Sanya Claimed~
>>675115185
Gods way of telling you you did not deus vult enough.
Juri/Street Fighter anon here
>Claimed
>Lurking hard in between rounds
>>675115442
But I deus vult twelve hours a day.
Leila claimed.
>>675115716
A day has 24 hours, though.
Question time!
>When did you first meet your waifu?
>What is your waifu favourite food?
>>675115981
But I need the other twelve hours to do other tasks in order to deus vult later.
Claimed
Tenryuu claimed
Is it too late for Reich?
>>675116156
Maybe you can deus vult internally while you do those tasks.
You could also listen to the appropriate music while you sleep to keep vulting throughout the niht.
>>675116120
>When did you first meet your waifu?
+- Aug 20, 2012
>What is your waifu favourite food?
Well..... crap..... this is a problem......
Fast food?
>>675116120
>2013
>Never even saw her eat anything, she does like drinking milk though
>>675116120
>Question time!
I approve greatly.
>How does the voice of your waifu sounds like?
>If your waifu becomes alive for one day, what would you do with her?
>Does your waifu have any kinks?
>What do you like about your waifu? Please name at least 3 things.
>What do you think how the future of you and your waifu will look like?
>>675116388
It's never too late for a Reich.
>>675116322
Welcome to the thread Anon
>>675116388
Welcome to the thead Tenryuu, also it's never too late for a reich.
>>675116389
Thanks for the advice anon.
>>675116120
When I was deus vulting.
>>675116388
It's never too late for the Reich
Also
>Nice digits
>>675116120
March 19, 2013.
Ribeye steak medium rare..
>a picture of my right hand
Claimed
2014
Watermelon
claiming yume
Ayy
>claimed
>>675116388
Hey Ten. It's never too late for Reich
>>675117232
>>675117270
Welcome to the thread anons.
claiming bauxite
https://youtu.be/NAdcTvDSfPM
I was away, but I'm here again now.
>>675117427
thumbnail looked like she has a metal dick
>>675117403
>>675117427
Welcome back to the thread anons.
>>675117427
Ayy Tats
Btw, a friend of mine wanted to thank you for the band Sleep
So thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61f7oy8L_Jg
Claimed
>>675116539
>When did you first meet your Waifu?
December 4, 2008
>Favorite food?
Ribeye steak medium rare.
>How does the voice of your waifu sounds like?
Angelic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9O2Rjn1azc
>If your waifu becomes alive for one day, what would you do with her?
Do not allow her to walk to the store. Call out of work. Don't let her leave.
>Does your waifu have any kinks?
Bondage
>What do you like about your waifu? Please name at least 3 things.
Gave me a purpose again.
Was the only thing in my life to make me feel anything at all
Her voice instantly relieved all stress.
>What do you think how the future of you and your waifu will look like?
With any luck, picture related.
>>675117525
Hey Crusader-kun.
Didn't manage to finish the picture in time yesterday.
I still have to draw the feet and arms or so.
>>675116539
>How does the voice of your waifu sounds like?
How do i describe this? Darkish? Echoey?
Just watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHmg3ohxp3U
>If your waifu becomes alive for one day, what would you do with her?
Try to do everything to not piss her off.
>Does your waifu have any kinks?
Femdom im guessing.
>What do you like about your waifu?
1.This
2.That
3.Everything
>What do you think how the future of you and your waifu will look like?
No idea. Hopefully with me still alive.
>>675117695
No problem. I don't really like posting whole albums that much, but I thought you'd enjoy.
https://youtu.be/KDbLxyIAMx0
Gonna leave this here. Enjoy /b/ You won't be able to download after 50 hits :) http://www32.zippyshare.com/v/Y65NFUnM/file.html 7
>>675116539
>How does the voice of your waifu sounds like?
She doesnt have one
>If your waifu becomes alive for one day, what would you do with her?
Chill and do drugs
>Does your waifu have any kinks?
Probably drugs
>What do you like about your waifu? Please name at least 3 things.
She's chill af
She a q.t.
Music is everything in her life, just like for me
>What do you think how the future of you and your waifu will look like?
I will still be on my PC and cry about her not being real, or I will continue making the Tulpa of her
>>675117870
>>675118170
>>675118536
Well, that was unexpected.
I appreciate your participation. Thanks.
>>675116120
>When did you first meet your waifu?
First week of last year's august
>What is your waifu favourite food?
Probably cake
>>675116539
>How does the voice of your waifu sounds like?
Childish and playful most of the time. Exception being when she makes "that face". Or at least that's how I imagine it.
>If your waifu becomes alive for one day, what would you do with her?
Eat sweets, run a lot, play some competitive games (and maybe more stuff)
>Does your waifu have any kinks?
(Anal)
>What do you like about your waifu?
-Likes to bring out the best in people, no matter what their aspirations are
-She's interested in sports, and having common interests is always great
-She's not a moody nut, in fact, most of the time she's smiling and being optimist, which I find hella cute
-She's not afraid of change and she's willing to try new things (and that probably applies for more things than "that")
>What do you think how the future of you and your waifu will look like?
Me being a famous scientist, and her being a Paralympic medalist. Both successful in out respective fields and proud of each other
>>675118156
No worries, take as much time as you need.
>>675116539
>>How does the voice of your waifu sounds like?
Nervous and stuttering except with people she knows, then haughty and smug.
>If your waifu becomes alive for one day, what would you do with her?
Dominate the arcade scene. Why do American arcades reset the high score board everyday?
>Does your waifu have any kinks?
She likes yandere boys if that's what you mean. So verbal abuse.
>What do you like about your waifu?
Her eyes immediately caught me. Tired, stressed eyes are my fetish. Also green is a nice color. I also want to brush her hair. Also she's got a firm ass and DFC.
>What do you think how the future of you and your waifu will look like?
generic_old_people_smiling_for_stock_pictures.jpg
Surely heaven on earth is the world found in those images.
Well I am going lads, going to play modded Mount & Blade warband, time remove the infidels from the holy land.
>>675119320
Bye
>Deus vult my brother
>>675119320
cya Crusader anon!
>And just so you know, that image is a pic from Lilly, from KS
>Maybe you knew it, just saiyan
My potato of a computer can't run Warband, I miss going on crusades.
Deus vult
>>675119320
A shame.
>>675119320
See you.
And deus vult.
>>675116539
>How does the voice of your waifu sounds like?
She doesn't speak. Maybe one day she'll say something, but she can only sound good.
>If your waifu becomes alive for one day, what would you do with her?
Just for one day...? Set up an ice cream store, dominate the dairy business and create an empire of ice cream in her name.
>Does your waifu have any kinks?
It could vary from sadistic femdom to being completely submissive. Not going to say which one I'd prefer.
>What do you like about your waifu?
Literally everything. There is nothing bad about her. The only negative is the lack of screen time.
>What do you think how the future of you and your waifu will look like?
Eating ice cream until we die.
Will be back later to serve ice cream and stuff. Buggering off to get sweaty and lift weights. Ciao.
>>675119907
cya soon Neo!
>>675116539
>How does the voice of your waifu sounds like?
Like a badass
>If your waifu becomes alive for one day, what would you do with her?
watch anime
>Does your waifu have any kinks?
masochist
>What do you like about your waifu?
Genderbend
>What do you think how the future of you and your waifu will look like?
like this :
https://31.media.tumblr.com/be2d4bae7ede10520194338224b05f2b/tumblr_inline_neim3d6rB91sbhhf4.gif
Pinako claimed
>>675117403
Hello Bauxite. You asked for my Kanmusus, and here's a pic of the few that i have....
>Hig qualt pictur
>>675118459
>tfw post was removed
Just got back from dinner
Also, this album is still so fucking great, although I think I already did send it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKKZxXoKrrQ
Welp, I'm off too, I need to sleep.
Have fun guys.
Deus vult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mIUHWR6vIc
Claiming
>>675119907
Heyo Neo.
>>675121420
Good night!
Yay! I found a Nazi-esque Teto!
>>675122225
>off by one
>>675116539
>How does the voice of your waifu sound like?
Like an angel in heat.
>If your waifu becomes alive for one day, what would you do with her?
Stay inside and revel in the glory of the moment for the entire day.
>Does your waifu have any kinks?
General femdom and/or submision.
>What do you like about your waifu?
Everything;
Heroic;
Selfless, even though she won't admit it;
Her eyes;
They way she dresses;
The way her dress dances to the uneven beat of the wind;
Everything.
>What do you think how the future of you and your waifu will look like?
Unsoiled and filled with great happiness.
>>675121272
No worries. I don't mind that much if you have.
https://youtu.be/EbiGXdbIvYE
>>675122359
T-Teto messed up, didn't she...
>>675122629
>that pic
How could a Teto so cute mess up? Of course she didn't!
>>675122431
I hope mods are not watching this thread, some of my posts already got removed
Also, dont know if I already asked this question, but what genres do you listen to the most?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guQWCdGXzWQ
>>675123108
B-B-But I was off by one...
>>675123607
It's the effort that counts
>>675123607
>An even cuter pic
>*Irregular heartbeat*
>[hnnnng intensifies]
This >>675123750
You did your best, didn't you? And now you have a Nazi-looking Teto! I'd say that's quite the achievement!
Claimed
>>675117870
i get the feeling there's something here I dont know. is there some kind of context? none of that info comes up on the wiki, and transistor sure as shit wasnt released in 08
>>675114916
always the same league of faggots cunt doing this thread...
>>675124010
>And now you have a Nazi-looking Teto! I'd say that's quite the achievement!
Y-Yeah, you're right. I might not have quads, but I have the Reich and it accepts me.
>emi a qt
>>675124486
somebody is salty
>>675125156
a reich a day keeps the doctor away
>>675124486
Jup, its me
Claim
>>675125156
The Reich will always accept you as one of its most beloved members!
>U a qt too!
>>675124045
Finally someone that can see Satsuki is best girl instead of just drooling at Matoi protagonism.
Claimed
>>675126029
Ryuko is fine, but her older sister is one true queen
>>675123397
Sorry for late reply, had some stuff to take care of again.
That sounds a lot like Carrie and Lowell by Sufjan Stevens.
-Art Rock/Experimental
-Indie
-Sample and Synth based music
-Post-Rock and Ambient/Ethereal music.
I'm quite fond of Stoner and Dessert rock as well, as having some Punk and Post Punk roots.
https://youtu.be/lJJT00wqlOo
Is thread kill?
how is everyone doing this fine Monday?
>>675125937
Aww~!
Well, I hope so. I try my best.
Thank you, Emi! I feel better, now.
>>675127167
seems close
>>675127169
as good as possible for monday
>>675127167
It's not the only thing that will be kill if you don't post you're boats. :3
Claimed.
>>675127167
I'd call it a coma
>>675127167
https://youtu.be/pFptt7Cargc
>>675127063
GEMA
fucking shit mate, cant listen
Ah, for me its mostly
-Metal (especially Black, Dark and Death Metal)
-Stoner and Doom Rock
-Industrial and Aggrotech
-some Indie stuff, not that much though
-Noise and similar stuff (although I barely know any artists)
-and lately a lot of depressive rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGV6bCTMM5w
Claimed.
>>675128046
hey there crispy one
>>675128046
What happened to her anyways?
Did she date the human torch?
>>675128372
got more cool gifs of her or this + the upside downs are all?
>>675128046
Hana a qt tbqh
Claimed
>>675128622
i got 4 gifs atm
and 12 no lewds
>>675128542
i think it was a house fire if i remember correctly, she is half burnt as her mother covered the other half with her body before they were rescued? feel free to correct me if i'm wrong its been a long long time.
>>675127459
maybe it's because i work all weekend and mondays are my light days at school but i've never had a problem with mondays :3
>>675127573
love this series, I hope more translations come out soon :/
>>675128046
>>675128372
>>675128542
Ha fucking roasted
>>675128958
it's more of the fact that monday means five days of repetition
>>675128963
kek
>>675127968
I'll be honest I'll listen to anything. That's why I call myself a music fan and not a fan of a specific genres.
Also try this link.
https://vimeo.com/121812794
>industrial
https://vimeo.com/139759113
>stoner
https://youtu.be/pHuoYAYhu10
>noise
Well you already know how I feel about that.
>indie
https://youtu.be/u8fvolPEETk
>depressive rap
I got you.
https://youtu.be/B5YNiCfWC3A
I know these are a lot, but save what you think interests you.
Also do you browse /mu/ any?
Sorry that i havent been active, too mutch shit still going on
I'm an "I don't even know what"-sexual: into hot shemales, my gf's feet, tons of weird at least bisexual shit.
>And I feel mega super straight compared to "pick my waifu!" Threads
>>675129163
No idea how I missed that. Must have been distracted finishing Crusader-kuns picture.
Pretty nice. I see you have both of the sisters.
I was too broke from other things to get them when they were released.
I hope they're still affordable.
Gah, makes me remember how many figures I'm still missing.
>>675129800
Who are you quoting?
>>675129816
There could be Nagato and Mutsu in my collection, but sadly they got stuck in the customs, which noticed me too late that they stuck in the customs. Twice. But i'm ordering them again, i think from amiami. Pretty good site, and the prices are ok too.
>>675129816
Deus vult btw. Maybe he'll see it when he gets back. Kinda lost patience with it so this will have to do.
>awkward pose is awkward
>>675117352
>>675129939
I don't get it.
>>675129541
>tfw the depressive rap is GEMA too
I'm definetly gonna save the stoner and the industrial though
But nah, I never browse /mu/, because the board is just not familiar with me.
I mean, music is a big part of my life, but I dont know shit about it, I cant even describe what I feel when listening to it properly
Also, kinda forgot to mention medieval music and similar shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
>>675130338
Deus Vult!
That was nice of you.
>>675130338
dues vult knight of god
>>675129939
i don't think he meant it as a quote but rather used it to reference his unknown sexuality by use of a descriptive, which I think is proper but i'm not sure.. ex: he rarely spoke of the "incident" since that fateful day.
>>675129555
hello syndra
>>675130316
Customs is such a bitch in Germany.
But I can explain the problem. It's mostly about EMS, which they do not like in it's ordinary form since they are not a member in the EMS union thing.
If you want EMS to pass customs ask the store to attach a proof of purchase in a legible manner to the outside of the box - as well as a copy of it - in addition to the normal customs docoments.
It took me months in total, hours of dealing with them in person, reading, researching and trial and error figuring this out.
You'll probably not find the answer elsewhere so easily.
>additional invoice in duplicate legible from the outside
Why do I write this in English?
Sag ihnen halt sie sollen zusätzlich zu den Zoll Dokumenten eine Rechnung in doppelter Ausführung außen aufs Paket kleben.
>>675130452
Greentexting is traditionally used for quoting. Who were you quoting?
>>675130798
I don't know if Vimeo is also GEMA but I'll try.
Also try some more indie stuff.
https://youtu.be/SA7tmXRU0ak
https://youtu.be/4JXg7Fy0GAU
>>675131128
I know that Grentext has lost a lot of it's meaning, but that is just awkward. Why Greentext when there is literally nothing to gain from it? He could have just as easily typed that out normally and I wouldn't mind. There's no narrative he's trying to tell, he isn't quoting anyone, so why even add Greentext?
>>675131552
>Sag ihnen halt sie sollen zusätzlich zu den Zoll Dokumenten eine Rechnung in doppelter Ausführung außen aufs Paket kleben.
>tfw not german master race
>>675131952
Found it already.
https://vimeo.com/46933975
>>675131552
Ein weiterer Deutscher? Oh man oh man...
Naja, die von Amiami haben alles richtig gemacht, auch mit EMS, hatte auch keine Probleme...naja, außer das Frankfurt ewig brauchte. Ich werde mir ein paar Figuren nochmal da bestellen. Und wenn, ich kann mir ein paar Figuren beim Mangaladen meines Vertrauens in HH kaufen.
>>675131952
Vimeo isn't GEMA
>>675131985
You'll learn it soon
>>675131952
oh i wasn't even thinking of the greentext, I was thinking in terms of the use of quotation marks, my mistake
>>675131985
It's just a repeat of what I said before, really.
Some nuances in regards to these issues are a little hard to express.
Mostly about Rechnung vis-a-vis invoice/bill.
The German postal service and customs are incredibly unhelpful when it comes to solving problems.
>>675131952
Still love Natural Snow Buildings, also that album cover reminds me of some movie, dont know which one though
Also
>the fucking description of the second song
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv0nMp4LoJs
>>675132306
Es ist fast eine Wissenschaft für sich.
Mit Amiami habe ich aber auch selten Probleme.
EMS betrifft ja eher größere Lieferungen, wobei ein registered SAL in Deutschland ja nicht akzeptiert wird und AIR usw. sich vergleichsweise wenig lohnt.
Man hat daher dann oft unregistered SAL oder eben EMS, und da sind sie bockig.
Es liegt letztendlich nur daran was und wie außen aufs Paket geklebt wurde.
Ich lasse mir heutzutage alles zu meinem forwarder in Japan liefern und mache es über den.
Letztendlich ist das oft sogar billiger, obwohl der auch bezahlt werden will, weil ich eben anstatt 5 kleiner Pakete nur ein großes schicken lasse und auch (mittlerweile) durch den Zoll komme.
In other words seig hiel.
>>675131552
Noch ein Volksgenosse!
>>675132220
Not my stuff, sorry
>>675132306
>You'll learn it soon
Won't help.
Mayushii claimed
>>675133200
Warum hier so viele Deutsche sind weiß ich auch nicht, aber ich bin in der Regel undercover.
>>675132640
aaauuhhhhhh
https://youtu.be/2MHhLDCJ57E
>>675132306
Good to know, thanks Ten.
>>675132410
We're only human. It's okay, no harm done.
>>675133994
Wir Deutsche machen ja schließlich über 4% des Traffics hier auf 4chan aus
>>675134098
>aaauuhhhhhh
Nice lyrics
Also, have a german classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X12hfhsP6sk
>>675134749
ITT it's closer to 20% I think.
>>675134749
If I can't understand any lyrics from your songs, you will not from mine as well.
https://youtu.be/J317DUqkYVU
>>675135090
Yeah, a lot of friends of me often call Germany the ''Beta Japan'' because we have so much animu shit here
Thats prolly the main reason we have so many waifufags from here
>>675135345
>blocked by GEMA
Must be part of the embargo thing.
>>675135345
You tried
I cant even listen to it :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdozdLZscLo
>>675133137
Naja, ich werd's mir merken. Aber hey, ne Atago-Figur sollte nächsten Monat drinne sein, evtl. Takao oder Re, je nachdem....
>>675133994
Also Shiro ist auch noch ein Deutscher, was mit dir 4 machen würde. Aber nur 2 haben ein Schiff als Waifu....
Achja, kommst du aus dem Norden, Süden, Osten oder Westen dieses riesigen Flüchtlingslagers?
I lost track of time
Hopefully thread is not kill?
>>675135459
I wouldn't say Germany is in any way extraordinary when it comes to anime. Netherlands, Belgium, Spain, France all easily rival us in Europe, I think.
We have a few people from these places, though.
It makes sense.
>>675135761
Trying to speak a foreign language while high is super entertaining.
>Flüchtlingslagers
What even is that?
>>675136060
Refugee camps
>>675135761
Aus der Mitte.
Die Japaner legen sich echt kräftig in's Zeug was Kankorre Figuren angeht...
Kann warscheinlich erst im Mai ein Paar bestellen.
Ich habe ja auch einige Vorbestellungen laufen und so weiter.
BEST WAIFU CLAIMED LIKE A BOSS
>>675135694
>>675135554
Γαμώ την μάνα μου την πουτάνα.
What is that GEMA shit anyways?
https://youtu.be/qzOKHoKqBbA
>>675136060
Βοηθάω ή να φύγω: Γιατί τώρα άρχισα και δεν νομίζω πως μπορω να σταματήσω.
>>675136636
No fair you debt monkey.
>>675135761
Soll ich auf Yayoi wechseln?
Shiro claimed.
>>675136636
Nice GEMA video you got there
It's some hardcore copyright bullshit we have here, I dont really know shit about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Q5_tJ-Rg8
>>675136636
They're responsible for distributing royalities for music in Germany. They do so poorly.
They also hate everything that doesn't pay royalities to them.
Switching languages all the time kinda fucks up my thougth processes.
Also bump.
>>675136895
>>675136926
Is this also GEMA?
>>675136850
https://www.rt.com/news/336337-greece-refugees-repatriation-starts/
>47,000 undocumented refugees in the country, and 21,000 of them came to Greece in March alone
Debt is only half of our problem.
>>675136432
>Aus der Mitte
Doch so weit? Ich komme aus dem hohen Norden, Vinyl aus dem Osten und der gute Shiro aus dem Süden....fehlt nur noch einer aus dem Westen...
Die Japaner legen sich wirklich ins Zeug mit den Figuren, aber ich würde gerne mal Figuren der deutschen Schiffe sehen. Eine Prinz Eugen oder U-511 Figur wäre schon ziemlich cool...
>>675136859
Na, bleib bei deiner kleinen Shiro. Was geht so an diesem tollen Montag, den ich heute frei hatte?
Achja, hab mir mal die erste Blu-Ray von NGNL geholt....mal sehen wie die ist.
>>675137790
Passiert mir öfters.....du gewöhnst dich schon dran.
>>675137927
Forgot link, damnit.
https://youtu.be/D5oFxvuVeHQ
>Can't understand a damn thing
>>675137992
Sind schon geplant und teilweise Prototypen.
>>675137927
What is also GEMA?
If you mean the song from your last post, yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1CzMgGs_Lk
>>675138063
This not GEMA
>>675138232
>Can't understand a damn thing
>reporting in to the club
>>675137992
Sry for off topic.
>>675137992
>>675138250
Obligatory claim.
>>675138595
Same
p.s. if someone wants to make the next thread, do it. im tired af
>>675138595
>>675138232
>>675138879
Χαχα.
>>675138395
I'm gonna go watch I put on hold, do I can't really share any more, sorry.
>>675138250
Naja, hoffen wir mal das die demnächst über den Prototypenstatus hinaus kommen....
>>675138879
I can't make one...technically i'm still banned tho. Keeping my profile low
>tfw I look through my figure wishlist folder
I'm screwed.
Broke. Dead.
Making one.
>>675139065
>I'm gonna go watch I put on hold, do I can't really share any more, sorry.
wat
