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Bow to me
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>>675029567
fellow peasant, reporting.
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>>675029567
Sure. Whatever you say.
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Bow to your one true lord
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I want to be a knight. That'd be ballin.
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Will I get trips? No.
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Peasant reporting in
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malright
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quints?
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>>675029567
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:)
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>>675031088
Uh oh!
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Allow me to fight for my king with these dubs!
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ez win
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>>675031404
Fuck!
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jk this is tha ez win
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k
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Meh
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so be it, plebs...
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i am become emporor
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Kneel before me
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Hello, fellow soldiers.
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Turned me into a newt!
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>>675029567
It begins.
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>>675029567
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Peasant reporting for duty
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>>675031825
>Delusional peasant from huffing filthy fecal-ridden peasant air.
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this is how you roll quints
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Rollerino
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king here, maybe.....
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>>675032265
I say nay.
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i'm fine with being a peasant actually.
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overthrow the throne!
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Do I successfully complete the challenge?
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Ehhh, I'm content with this
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BEHOLD
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>>675029567
Last
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One Quints to rule them all
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>>675032620
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I will be king
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If I was king, I'd force all the peasants to send me steam codes. (Plz RNGezuz).
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Get on my level, livestock
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Peasant status here i come
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Rawl
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>>675032744
good enough
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>>675032744
not even knight fagit
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hey guys :okay:
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>>675029567
Please kill yourself
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step aside maggots
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check em peasants
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>>675032899
check'ed
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For honor!
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>>675029567
mercy m'lord!!
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Bow to the true queen of /b/!
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Suck my cock
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>>675029567
hi
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>>675029567
let the true king rize to his throne
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My final decree is to dick the butt
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>>675029567
promotion
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All niggers shall envy the size of my cock as I roll these quads
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>>675029567
peru
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>>675032158
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Rallin
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>>675029567
never...
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>>675029567
quints get
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Has anyone ever rolled quints in a thread like this?
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Filthy Peasants
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What is this? I don't even
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>>675033333
FOR THE EMPEROR
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For King and Country, check em!
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>>675033122
>>675033088
>>675032744
>>675032511
>>675032366
Any Soldiers want to hit up the Brothel?
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When I get these quads, even the name of God will bend to my will
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The Tree of Life must be found to restore the Emperor.
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>>675033599

Sure thing, bud
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>>675033599
Count me in
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>>675029567
rollerino
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Ringa dinga ding dong suck on my bing bong
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>>675033599

Indeed.
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rolling them quads
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>>675033807
shut ut cunt
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A man can change his stars.
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I can't live that serf life

id dye
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>>675029567
i used to fuck a cocky bitch like u faggot.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
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>>675033599

How good are the girls?
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checking for power
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Why be a king when you can be a god?
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>>675029567
Rolling
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check em nigger
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Gimme Power
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>>675034122
Ok, not great, we already have the diseases, so it doesn't matter.
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Kneel
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>>675033852
KEEP SUCKING GOD DAMMIT I NEVER SAID YOU COULD STOP
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>>675034223
ohhhh so close to that promition
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>>675034223

Get on my level, faggot.
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>>675029567
I wish i was more than just a lowly peasant :(
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llorrin
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Kneel below me feeble peasants.
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>>675034424
FUCK SO CLOSE TO QUADS
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Peasant here.
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>>675029567
ll
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>>675029567
This is what happened when I bowed too low
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/Omekle
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King me
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Quads are 2 ez
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>>675029567
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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My name is Anon, king of kings
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
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>>675029567
fucking peasant
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Aw shit
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anything buy a lowly peasant
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Fuck the peasants
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>>675029567
Heh, guy thinks he's a king.
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>>675029567
A bastards quads.
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Obama
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>>675034122
You're about to find out, rook
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>>675029567
i am your ruler, fools
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lol wut
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>>675035250
woah gud read m8
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>>675035377
thanks duuh
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Rollin for peasant
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Check em niggers
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ROLLol
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I will be humble, no matter my lot.
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Prepare your anus for trips!
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Your tru savvier
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Singles get right here
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My first order is for all kikes to be incinerated
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Suck it
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Check em'
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not a single trip, this is lame i'm out
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woah look at those
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Bazinga!
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Fuck it, maybe today I become a king!
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I live I Die I live Again.
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ist wednsady mhu dduse
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>>675029567
urmum420
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>>675036555
Nice trips, Cap'n!
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>>675036555
U are a knight good sir.
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I am the king of 4chan
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What's it gonna be
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7777
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Memes
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Hello there
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>>675029567
Silly peasents.
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Knight get
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hah
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King
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blow me
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66666
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i want to be a pleb
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Poop
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>>675036555
Not a king, but I'll take it. Now go toil my land peasants! And bring me your best woman
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Eh
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>>675029567
fuck you all
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>>675036555
The knight outranks everybody here.
KNEEL, SWINE.
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Peasant time
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>>675037393
At least you know your place
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>>675029567
Goin for trips
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rolllllllllllllllll
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Noko
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>>675037064
Refill for knight.
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>>675037547
Shit
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>>675029567
Roll :)
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>>675037064
I respect your nobility, good Knight. You serve your land with great honor.
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>>675029567
PEASEANTS EVERYWHERE
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Nothing wrong with being a peasant
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Bow to your King!
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>>675029567
SIEG HEIL
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>>675029567
Yeah I don't think so m80
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Since I'm a peasant anyway, what kinda crops does everyone want? Potatoes?
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>>675034466
GRANTED
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As King of this thread, I now officially decree this thread is over.
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>>675037988
get back to work private
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hai gais ma name is paul and i loooove my peeeenis weeenis. :3
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I went to school
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ayy give me high numbers
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>>675037988
Fuck you and your sarcasm
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so many fucking fails in this thread
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>>675029567

It's a medieval world...
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>>675029567
knight incoming
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Cmon, give me Knighthood
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>>675029567
nvr
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>>675029567
ok
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>>675038800
Soldier's good enough
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MAKE ROOM FOR THE KING
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I don't bow to peasants.
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>>675029567
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I have arrived, where is my Queen
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>>675029567
I am the king og kings!!!!!
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Here's a fail, there's a fail, everywhere a get fail.
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>>675038999
Oh shit, that's whats up fuckers
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>>675039001
So close
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>>675029567
bow to me
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This is me
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>>675029567
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333
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peasansts!
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>>675029567
Nay peasant
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Rollolol
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BOW
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>>675036555
What's happening fellow knight? Awful lot of peasant scum in this bitch. >>675038999
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You all suck
sincerely, oldfag
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>>675029567
No
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>>675039569
:(
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Hello good individuals
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>>675039666
demonic Knight
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>>675029567
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Emperor here
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>>675039666
>>675039663
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>>675029567
Roll
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>>675029567
I wanna be the guy
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Bored roll
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emporer here
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Peasent life
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>>675039800
MAKE ME A KNIGHT DAMNIT
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>>675039666
Hell yeah, evil knight!
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rollerino
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Hello
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>>675029567
Reroll
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why not try
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>>675039999

Our liege
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>>675029567
Ayyy lmao
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>>675029567
the emperor wants some bitches too
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rolol
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rollerino
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The King is here.
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Stay in line peasants
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lowly peasent life
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I will accept my position with dignity
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Rolf
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>>675029567
Peasant here
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>>675029567
Some bullshit emperor and not The Emperor. Fucking heretics.
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>>675038600
GET BACK TO DRILLS PRIVATE
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Ha! do you not know where you stand?
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Kneel
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Check em bitches
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I'm so butthurt
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Fuck this, rolled 5 fukin times, still a fukin peasant. im too tired for this shit, time to go sleep in my haystack and pigshit. fuck y'all.
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>>675029567
checkem
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>>675040611
LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE PRIVATE'S LIVE FOR YOU DIRTBAG
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we shall conquer a thousand worlds
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>>675029567
I always wanted to be a knight ye olde cucks
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>>675040611
Haha time to do ya drills
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Philthy peasents
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>>675040758
>Movin on up to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the skyyyy
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Time to be knighted
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>>675029567
>wads up own shit and begins to wind arm
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I serve no one!
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I just want some peasant wife tits to bang. No pressures of being soldier. No knightly duties. No king politics. Being emperor would be cool, I guess.
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Ok
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Bow
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Trump will definitely win
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>>675040922
What's the matter? Someone stole your sweet roll?
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Prepare to bow
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H-hi
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>>675029567

Check em.
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>>675041334
Almost kermit knight. dam son
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king
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>>675041433
GO BACK TO RUNNING LAPS, PRIVATE SHIT SCUM
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emperor god king comin thru
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what if jet fuel..
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You better C h e c k yo'self before you wreck yo'self
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>>675041711
>>675041311
>>675040922
Let's go fuck some bar wenches, boys
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>>675029567
Fuk u fuk boi whitey
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>>675029567
>Sheev
>Not the Immortal God Emperor of Mankind

Fucking pleb.
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Beg for mercy, faggots.
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Im a knight
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>>675041866
Yeah? And you can go back to running laps, private shit brigade
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>>675029567
I AM THE EMPEROR, THE KING OF KINGS
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Roll for glory
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Roll
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>>675029567
roll for a position in society
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>>675041975
DREAMING IS GOOD FOR A SOLDIER
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>>675041996
>>675042003

FFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKIIIING HERETICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rollan!
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>>675042003
Piss off peasant swine or i'll see you hang>>675034466
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