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Poorly describe movies

>small town
>must follow the rules
>there's a retard
>monsters out there
>retard is kill
>learn some stuff about the world
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>>675034133

The Village
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Guy marries grill, meets other grill he's more compatible with on honeymoon. Wants to be with that grill. Shenanigans ensue.
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>>675034631
Heartbreak Kid
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>>675034339
correct. too obvious?
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>1600's
>deadbeat dad
>new land
>witches
>bitches
>ded
>dat ass
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>>675034631
sounds like that movie with jason seagull and mila kunis
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>>675035035
The Witch?
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>>675035781
yea lol. i know it was pretty obvious
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>>675034133
Population something
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>>675036513
fuck we were just guessing. gf and i wanna see it. worth a watch? please no spoilers though bro
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>swat team
>shoots black man
>heavy breathing for a solid minute
>BOOIOOOOOOOM
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>two hitmen
>briefcase

if you cant guess this, kys.
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>>675036932
yeah man def worth it. good spooky horror movie. plot takes forever, but it's a well made movie. also dat ass.
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>guy eats nachos in Hollywood
>guy drinks whiskey at card table
>guy drinks whiskey in bar
>guy drinks coffee with old friend
>guy drinks a lot of soda while watching chinese man
>guy eats popcorn after watching chinese man
>guy eats a fruit cup while he watches a dog race
>guy eats salad while planning the big night
>guy eats lollipop while he flirts with a lady dressed as a nurse
>guy eats shrimp cocktail in a glass
>shrimp glass magically changes into a plate
>guy drinks red bull while applauding
>guy eats ice cream
>guy eats candy
>guy eats burger outside jail and gets a little indigestion
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>>675037760

Pulpfiction
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>>675038010
too easy.
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>people ubducted by aliens
>stand in a certain shape
>decide who dies by voting
>only one will survive
>>
>>675038202
>>675038010

>hotel
>famous quote using a door
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>>675038737
hunger games
>>
>>675038948
Nope
>>
>>675038737
The circle.
>>
>>675038737
Circle. Great movie
>>
>>675038003
Ocean's Eleven
>>
>short jesus is crucified in a volcano
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>>675039121
nicely done. i'm so proud.
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>>675039092
techincally not 'the' circle
>>
>>675034997
Yes sir.
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>>675038134
2 dudes make a lot of people mad
1 dude wears black the other wears makeup
there's a house keeper
old black man makes toys
boom
dude who wears makeup gets in trouble
dude who dresses in black runs away
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>>675039319
Hahaha damn no way would I have gotten that if it wasn't for the dog race part. Excellent test anon
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>>675038885
The shining
>>
>>675039601
Batman the dark night easy
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>urinate on rug
>>
>>675038885
1408?
>>
>>675039092
>>675039110
Right my friends
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>>675039718
ur good at this.
>>
>>675039760
The biglebowski
>>
>>675039760
Big Lebowski
>>
>kids get phone call from god
>one of them becomes an hero because his dad won't let him be a fairy
>>
>>675039761
Nope. see

>>675039718
>>
>>675034631
That sounds like every rom-com
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>>675039999
CHECK EM
>>
>>675039760
The exorcist
>>
>>675039974
>>675039999
Correct lol
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>>675040019
Dead Poets Society
>>
>>675039999
Consider yourself checked
>>
>witch bj
>bfg
>shitty kids
>60 seconds of your time

How's that?
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>>675037760
Pulp Fiction
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>>675039999
I see em
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>>675039110
That movie was..awful. What the hell are you talking about?
>>
>guy wants his luggage back
>something about french burgers
>dead niggers
>gay sex
>choppers
>bacon and eggs
>>
>>675040447
well done
>>
>Selfish leader.
>Bad guy posions leader.
>Wrong poison.
>Soulful Journey with a Fatman.
>Leader gets antidote
>Happy ending.
>>
>Old man indoctrinates a young man with his crazy religion
>young man blows shit up with a plane
>>
>diamond
>boxing
>4 fingers
>bellydancer
>>
>Group of people that doesnt know each other
>Group of people meet because of nigga
>Group of people beat the hell up of each other
>Someone dies
>Group of people make themselves friends
>Group of peole save the world
>>
>>675040688
The pink panther
>>
>>675040688
dude already fucking guessed. pulp fiction.
>>
>>675040782
The Emperors new groove
>>
>>675040846
Star Wars
>>
>>675041035
Jesus Christ. Nice.
>>
>be mermaid
>want be hooman
>become hooman for prince faggot guy
>fuck like 30 times
>but first kill the ugly purple bitch
>>
>>675041049
Kek
>>
>>675040504
No one?
>>
>sadomasochist kills towelheads for pleasure in the desert because its clean
>>
>>675040997
Give us a clue anon
>>
>>675037278
T2 Judgment Day
>>
>>675041209
Little mermaid.
>>
>>675041209
Little mermaid
>>
>>675034133
Two teens unwittingly become involved with a terrorist plot to use a bio weapon to attack diplomats
>>
>jewish kid hates parents
>loves music
>runs away from home
>meets fat homeless guy
>falls in love
>they decide to steal the devils tooth together
>accidently summon the devil
>have to fight the devil with their music
>end up slicing off his horn
>win
>it was their destiny the whole time
>smoke weed out of the devils horn
>>
>>675041210
Saw you in another thread
>>
>Kid can skate
>Kid tries to get laid
>Kid gets laid
>Kid smokes blunts
>Kid bangs a virgin
>Kid beats up a nigger
>Kid rapes a bitch and gives her aids
>>
>Beta loses glasses in water
>becomes a fish
>>
>>675040997
The Avengers
>>
>>675041432
Jack black and the pick of destiny.
>>
>inbred white people
>jews
>niggers
>where the white wimin at
>>
>>675041432
Pick of destiny
>>
>>675041432
tenacious d and the pick of destiny,
>>
>>675034133
Be me
Be robot
Reprogram no kill target
Pedophile smiley catchphraser
Melty hotness
>>
>>675041508
You got it anon
>>
>>675040997
avengers
>>
>>675041483
Kids
>>
Old man converts teenage boy to old religion to blow up his emotionally distant fathers government related work.
>>
>>675041559
Terminator.
>>
>Fat man does funny fall
>>
>>675034631
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
>>
>Kid becomes adult
>The end
>>
>>675041628
Starwars.
>>
>french bitch
>spaghetti
>notgay.jpg
>spaghetti
>girl with funny teeth
>isgay.exe has finished downloading
>scissor sammich
>spaghetti
>>
>>675041626
LOL HOW'D YOU KNO LMAO
>>
>hockey
>don't play hockey
>fist fights
>French guy with drug problem
>team logo on the floor
>gets the girl
>blood
>>
>>675041432
pick of destiny

2eassy
>>
>>675041723
Lol Big? Tom Hanks?
>>
>>675041723
Benjamin button.
>>
>>675041628
Star Wars
>>
>>675041723
Big
>>
>>675041432
Tenacious D: Pick of Destiny
>>
>>675041806
>>675041822
Nope keep trying
>>
>>675041786
Dope movie. Watch Ken Park or Bully
>>
>>675040955
no one? I thought this was pretty easy..
another hint perhaps.
>Fat black man can't park car
>>
>big ocean Godzilla's
>make big robots to fight them
>robots win

This one is really easy
>>
>>675041049
yep
>>
>>675034133
give white roll to nigger, dont like it but makes sense, but not really.

biracial parents?

horrible movie.
>>
>>675041840
No
>>
>>675041723
Boyhood?
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>furry fan service
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>>675039999
>A cowboy's friend goes off to college
>>
>>675041924
pacific rim job
>>
>>675040955
Snatch
>>
>>675041974
Fuck you, yes.
>>
>>675041924
Pacific rim
>>
>>675042015

Yup
>>
>>675041924
Garbage fucking movie fuck robots fucking shit
>>
>>675041981
zootopia
>>
>>675041723
boyhood
>>
>>675041981
Zootopia.
>>
>>675041981
Zootopia :)
I want to fuck the rabbit
>>
>>675041981
Zootopia
>>
>On an Island
>Or Am I?
>>
>>675042211
Castaway
>>
>I kicked that fucker into the creek
>>
>>675042211
the island
>>
>>675042112
Yeah
>>
>rich people buy people to kill one night
>there's some people running around the streets killing each other
>some other people being kidnapped and killed
>all legal
>>
>>675041524
Blazing saddles??
>>
>Mustang Boss
>hitman
>собака
>>
>>675042131
Praise the queen
>>
>be lieutenant Dan
>go on a mission to Mars

name that movie
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>>675042211
The island
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>>675042073
>>
>>675042314
Hostel?
>>
>>675042314
The Purge
>>
>>675042347
Red planet
>>
>>675042271
>>675042309
>>675042351

Nope...
>>
>>675042395

Nope

>>675042425

Yes
>>
>Some man and woman get addicted to drugs
>Both of them get crazy at the end
>Has one of the most iconic songs in youtube
>>
>>675042314
the purge
>>
>>675042284
Blair bitch
>>
>>675042544
Requiem for a dream
Cruel intentions
>>
>>675041927
Fantastic 4?
>>
>autist brother
>fat mom
>shitty town
>mom dies
>>
> two pilots
> great
> third pilot sligjtly better
> third gets scared
> upside down
> finger
> first two pilots go to school to be better pilots
> shenanigans ensue
> rivalry breaks out
> rivalry breaks down
> greatest achievement is upside down finger picture
>>
>>675042711
Dammit, yeah
>>
>>675042520
no!
>>
>>675042734
What's eating Gilbert grape.
>>
>>675042078
that movie sucked massive balls. fuck giant robots. How the fuck is a giant robot's punch more effective than conventional weapons FUUUUUCK THAT BULLSHIT MOVIE MECHA IS THE MOST RETARDED THING TO COME OUT OF JAPAN
>>
>>675042745
Top gun
>>
>>675041924
pacific rim

>two really old guys have beaf
>1 old guy manipulates kids to work for him
>purple stuff
>"Dreams" by Van Halen
>>
>>675042745
Topgun
>>
>>675042734
whats eating gilbert grape
>>
>>675041787
Goon
>>
>>675042789
Nice
Which one did u mean though?
>>
>>675042734
gilbert grape
>>
>>675042318
u got it bro.
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>>675042854
>>
>>675034631
It's a guy thing
>>
>dint kll waif
>>
>>675042544
um, going out on a limb , ill say the movie more?
>>
>>675042919
Yep, damn good movie too
>>
>>675041985
Toy Story 3
>>
>>675041917
Snatch?
>>
>>675041524
American history x
>>
>>675042999
>>675042917
Yup
>>
>>675042719
yes
>>
>>675042972
Requiem for a Dream
>>
>>675042734
What's eating Gilbert grape
>>
>>675042897
Power ranger movie with Ivan ooze
>>
>>675043054
Death race.
>>
>>675042211
The answer was: Shutter Island.

NEXT UP:

>Black man
>White girl
>Mexico
>Kidnap
>killing
>>
>>675042211
Truman Show
>>
>>675041783
The Danish girl
>>
>>675043228
once upon a time in mexico
>>
>>675043228
The mexican
>>
>>675043228
man on fire
>>
>>675041275
American Sniper?
>>
>some degenerate new age bullshit
>jesus smokes his own shit
>balls are chopped off
>>
>two hosers go to brewing factory
>drink lots of beer
>keep drinking more beer
>>
>>675042856
Did mommy forget to change your tampon?
>>
>>675043398

BINGO!

NEXT:
>War
>Beach
>Guts
>Tanks
>Hanks
>>
>>675043061
You bet your ass that was a great movie
>>
>>675041416
no takers, i figured some one would at least guess.
>>
>>675041985
Toy story?
>>
>>675042897
Snowpiercer?
>>
>One of the best movies of all time
>Has epic battle
>It's so fucking long
>>
>>675034133
>two guys
>one guy
>boom
>>
>>675043667
Saving private ryan
>>
>creepy guy kidnaps girl
>guy shaves girl's head
>guy does suicide attack
>>
>>675043188
nope but nice get
>>
>>675043667
Saving Pirate Bryan
>>
Alright, I've guessed most right. Even brought you peasants quads.
Guess this movie why dont you? Because you fucking can't

>cum resurrection ritual
>no needles here
>bad kids
>the Diceman

Same movie, new clues
>>
>>675043870
LOTR: Return of the King?
>>
>>675043667
too easy, ill let the kids get this one
>>
>>675043897
V for vendetta
>>
>kid wants to become martial artist like his dad
>dad declines
>dad dies
>kid grows to man, becomes martial artist
>man goes away
>man returns back to fight in tournament
>man dies to poison
>>
>>675043872
The fuck is that shit?
>>
>>675043870
Lord of the rings
>>
>>675043897
V for vendetta
>>
>>675043897
V for Velveeta
>>
>group of drug addict friends
>one of friends kills a horse and is sent to jail
>rest of group has to sell drugs to get cash to post bail
>friend is almost raped in jail
>running out of time
>get busted by FBI
>FBI makes deal with group to do a controlled buy from drug kingpin to be exonerated of charges
>drug deal goes bad
>all hell breaks loose
>bodyguards whip out swords and crossbow, friends are almost killed
>drug kingpin gets knocked out by guitar to the head
>friends get buddy out of jail
>the end

Go
>>
>>675044000
Too hard?
>>
>>675042284
Mean creek?
>>
>>675041416
Beavis and Butthead Do America!!!
>>675043791
>>
>two friends embark on a journey to save a stolen artifact in order to save their town from a deranged scientist, they learn about themselves and manhood along the way.
>>
>>675043969
Yeah
>>
>>675043228
Black snake moan or whatever
>>
>>675043870
Last of the Mohicans
>>
>>675044099
Half baked
I just watched that
>>
>>675043619
it's a shit concept and you have to be retarded to be able to ignore it.
>>
>>675044013
Yeah
>>
>>675043892
Yeah, that one was too easy.

>Chimps chimping
>Kill future successful chimp
>Brother kills the chimps who killed him
>>
>>675044099
Half baked. Wayyy too easy
>>
>>675044149
one more clue
>Soap
>>
>>675044099
lol
>>
>tard can run fast
>>
>gay fuckplace
>who is Tenia?
>rape
>beginning of the movie
>>
>>675034631
Leap Year
>>
>>675038885
Is it hotel Transylvania?...it's hotel Transylvania
>>
>the whole world became arizona
>cars on steroid
>Jehovah's Witness on steroid chasing sex slaves
>>
>>675044315
dankey kang?
>>
>>675043986
Ip Man
>>
>>675044425
Fury road
>>
>>675044425
Angry Andy
>>
>>675044315
Forrest Gump.
>>
>>675044425
Mad Max.
>>
>>675044203
Okay but you gotta admit there's some part of you that can only be satisfied by watching a giant robot beat the shit out of giant lizards while blowing up a city
>>
>guy wants his carpet
>germans
>>
>>675040955
Ya like dags?
>>
>>675044466
Nah, kinda close shot tho
>>
>Nigga with amnesia
>Nigga recovers from amnesia
>Nigga gets to the hospital because gun
>>
>>675044442
>>675044537
WELL MEMED MY MEMER FRIEND XDDDDD
>>
>>675044466
Nah, kinda close shot tho lol
>>
>>675034133
>Bathroom
>Forced Amputation
>Always the voyeur who dies
>>
supposed to be horror movie

you just want to slap the fuck out of the kid the entire movie.
>>
>>675044670
Once Upon a Time in China?
>>
>>675044776
Babadook
>>
>>675044718
Hancock
>>
>>675044776
shining
>>
>>675044841
yes
>>
>>675044805
Nope
>>
>guy meets guy on island
>guy has sexy robot
>sexy robot kills the guy that wants him to have sex with his sexy robot
>>
>>675044911
>>675044841
>>
>>675044222
Hurrr durrr, dub trips and fedoras...

Here's a few more tips:
>Hood
>Sawwed off
>Football

Dead giveaway.
>>
>>675035035
Vvitch
>>
>>675044852
Motherfucker
>>
> Fallout.
> has book.
> wants book.
> loses book.
> blind / not blind.
>>
>>675044605
Are you of Asian descent perchance?
My american mind doesn't express the same temptations as yours for some reason.
>>
>>675044768
Saw
>>
>>675045000
>>675044222
CHECK THIS LUCKY NIGGER RIGHT HERE
>>
>>675044605
Concept art is surprisingly boring without any real sci-fi thought put into it. Although it was clear that there was some thought put into the characters. I appreciated that.

I really liked Chappie because there was a lot of thought put into the practical application of humanoid robots, unlike pacific rimjob.
>>
home movies.

never been this afraid of music before.
>>
>>675045170
Book of eli
>>
>>675044990
Ex machina
>>
>>675045170
Book of Eli
>>
>>675045170
book of eli
>>
Forrest gump
>>
>Kids watch stupid movie
>Someone comes back from the dead
>One of kid's mom becomes hitler
>Chaos
>Someone sacrifice and reveals something
>Peace
>The End
>>
>>675045170
Book of eli obviously. But he was blind anon. Couldn't see shit
>>
>>675045223
Correct

>Guy has project
>Project continually gets bigger
>Death
>>
>>675045227
Lol...I just want someone to guess it right... :/
>>
>>675037760
This could be No Country for Old Men too
>>
>nigger and jew work together to save the day
>>
>>675044650
Bigle Bowsker, THE DOOOOD
>>
>>675045415
Any movie with/about hitler
>>
>>675034133
>grill is popular rich and hot
>lives in mansion with dad and visiting stepbrother
>has a bunch of other fucking stupid rich and stupid friends
>Goes shopping all the time but recently starts doing good deeds that change her as a person
>Falls in love with kid
>Finds out hes a gay
>Finds out she loves her stepbrother
>>
>nick fury
>reptiles
>air
>mutha fucka
>>
>>675045581
See no evil
>>
Not sure anyone will get this one
> Recent film
> hiding in bunke
> annoying loli, mom ,and dad
>virus
> shitty twist in last five minutes
>>
>>675045255
Sinister? Music in the burning car tape freaked me the fuck out
>>
>>675045661
Not quite, but I'll ad a hint,

>Some critics called this movie "Very pretentious"
>>
>adam sandler is a faggot
>peter dicklage is a faggit
>games or some shit
>>
>>675045720
snakes on a plane
>>
white woman saves the day
>>
> Joker in the past.
> Steals dead guys armour.
> gets hit hard.
> Not Knight.
> Is Knight.
>>
>small town
>retard
>epic mullet
>>
>>675045581
Indepence day
>>
>>675045177
I went to see Pacific Rim to see robots fuck up kaiju. I didn't go to see a unfolding epic that spans space and time, revealing carefully designed character development and a well crafted love story that ultimately leads to the coming of age of the main character through the use of symbolism.
We aren't all English majors my friend, so try to enjoy something for what it is every now and then.
>>
>windex
>former ugly girl

Wanted to just say windex to see but go for it
>>
>>675045769
yes
>>
>>675045757
Cloverfield lane
>>
>>675045581
Your mom's disappointment with your dad's penis?
>>
One more for the night.
>Ow my arm
>Hitler
>boom
>>
>furry protects people from a clown
>>
>>675034133
This fucked me up bad
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/Omekle
>>
>>675045757
Cloverdield Lane.
>>
>>675045831
Joe dirt?
>>
>>675045389
South Park movie
>>
>>675045389
South Park Bigger Longer Uncut
>>
>>675045657
I JUST WANTED MY RUG MANNNN
>>
>>675045783
Pixel
>>
>>675045941
Batman isn't a furry though
>>
>>675045968
No
>>
>>675045852
Big fat geek orgy
>>
>>675045757
Idk but i wanna guess 5th wave
>>
>balls in neck
>good actors
>bad movie
>>
>>675046022
Yeah, check'd
>>
>>675045885
Actually no but that kind of fits
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