Waifu claiming thread. Version noone-cares
>72 hour dream
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Crusader Anon here.
>Best goth waifu claimed
I'm still here I guess
>Ruby says hi to Emi
>he can still see your posts
Tenryuu claimed
Shit's getting hot on Telegram
>>674805345
Hello.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>674805345
For how long is Ruby banned?
>Baconators resolve is tested
>COURAGEOUS
Obligatory claim.
>>674805345
HI RUBY! YOU'RE AWESOME!
>Ruby claimed for Ruby-anon
>>674805508
Very hot
Also: Vinyl claimed
>>674805508
What are they doing?
>>674805420
Anon I have been on four crusades, but with that description...
>>674805620
Okay.
>>674805317
Be strong and courageous. Do not be terrified, do not be discouraged, for the lord your god will be with you wherever you go.
>>674805508
What do you mean by "hot"?...
Sunset claimed.
>>674805804
Ten is fucking roasting Seras
>>674805861
get ahold of KS and you too could have the opportunity to brave the sacred halls of Yamaku Academy
>>674806108
That does not seem like his type of game...
BEST WAIFU CLAIMED!
DEAL WITH IT!
>>674805543
Hi Ruri!
>>674805564
I'm not sure
He'll be able to talk when he gets home from his friends
>>674805766
Ruby misses you <3
>>674806108
>>674806293
If there is any deus vult in there there I must play it.
>>674806449
Alright.
>>674806066
Sounds like I'm missing out.
>>674806293
im sure even crusader-kun will come to love it
>>674806529
remember wjat i said about love and god before?
>>674806529
two unmarried underaged kid have anal sex in a fucking shed. Not much Deus over that.
>>674806566
You kinda are
Half of the fucking group reacted to Ten's comment on Seras
emperor of mankind claimed
>>674806810
My sides. Best route. Best girl.
>>674806529
man totally unrelated these images you are posting are killing me... and not in the heretic burning way but the laughing till im crying way
>>674806769
Yes.
>>674806810
That isn't very deus vult....
>>674806819
Sounds kind of ass kissey.
>>674807014
Glad they made you laugh Anon.
>>674806810
shush you its love
>>674807024
dont listen hes prollya Saracen spy here to fiddle with your Faith
Erma from Tenchi GXP
>>674806449
I miss him too! <3
But I don't want to bother him, I want him to have fun with his friends...
>>674807005
Best taste
>>674807275
I am confused as hell, I need to pray to Allah.
>>674807406
No he wants to talk to you!
He's telling me that he wishes he could post hehe~
>>674807547
Brother! still your tongue...
the pope has eyes and ears everywhere
Mine.
>>674797257
>Ruby got banned so he may not be here for a while...
Does Ruby not know how to proxy?
Best Street Fighter claimed, she makes me diamonds
>>674807805
a leaning hug is as good a hug as any <3
>>674807547
>I need to pray to Allah
I'm sorry brother, I might have to go Crusader on you
>Emi
>>674804997
Alright I get it...
>>674805131
Woa, that escalated quickily.
But in the end you're right, it's unhealthy. That's why I'm doing this ultimatum, to end it for once.
And no, I'm not seeking any help, you don't know this person, you weren't here yet, back when he was here in the waifu threads.
It's really easy to get obsessed with that anon, you just have to know him. There's no better person in this fucking world. huh :(
>>674805251
It's my dream to be someone's yandere.
But yea, I'm ending it, more or less.
>>674807768
What Pope? I only answear to Allah.
>>674807966
You are an infidel, I might have to Jihad you...
>>674807995
Well that is good.
Shiki claimed
>>674808156
>Jihad for ants
>>674807966
please dont hes young and edgier than a Saracen splint mail so he does not know what he ie saying
>reads all above posts
herretical mionon has returned
mio-re-re-claimed
Prosecutor General claim
>>674808318
There isn't any good Jihad pictures, but the Crusades that is a diffrent story.
>>674808512
Forgot pic
>>674808318
youtu.be/Ph-CA_tu5KA
>>674807132
It was pretty brutal.
Ayy
What did I miss
>claimed
>>674807805
Today seems to be a great day for katawas!
>>674807757
Tell him I want him to enjoy himself! When he's back we'll talk to each other! I'll wait like a good friend would do
>Don't look at me like that Stocking!
>You'll make me feel funny...
>>674808437
I'm afraid he does... >>674808156
>>674807132
Gonna go to sleep now, dont let the threads die
>72h dream
>>674808649
aw yis im always in the mood for rammstein
Crusader guy, have you tried mount and blade anno domini 1257 mod?
>>674807995
>It's really easy to get obsessed with that anon
Not when you have control over your emotions.
>There's no better person in this fucking world.
Once again, you're obsessed and you need help. Getting this obsessed over someone you hardly even know is not a good thing.
You're either very young or emotionally unstable.
>>674808667
What did he even say.
>>674808789
As Mikan would say
>Stop.
Yeah, I'll probably make a thread or two after this. Goodnight.
>>674808776
the end is near then
literally cuz i have to leave on a soxial crusade in a while but i promise to stay long enough to atleast say goodbye
>>674808818
I have 10/10 would kill Saracen scum again.
>>674808776
Also sorry about that, some black magic happend and I was turned into a Saracen.
>>674808789
Night.
>>674808796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdUHqhuMtCw
Te quiero Puta!
>>674808789
We'll never let the thread die!
>>674808796
That means you have great taste
>>674809035
Okay, remember to say goodbye!
>I'll be sad if you don't...
>>674809145
Thank goodness you're back again! I was seconds away from calling the Spanish Inquisition!
>>674809145
Lord Almighty you scared me for a while there
>>674809375
G-geez here? now? i just hope you have lube <3
>>674809396
>>I'll be sad if you don't...
youre killing me here but i promise i wont forget
hell i´ll do my damndest to be back tomorrow
>>674808776
He can read what you're typing.
He just can't reply!
>make me feel funny
Hehe~
What kind of funny?
>wink
>>674809396
I apologize for what I said before.
>>674809399
Sorry about that.
>>674809731
that thumbswap had me for a second there
>>674809731
That thumbnail isn't very vult
>>674809731
Nice thumbnail
>>674809654
Hi Stocking
>>674808776
>a great day for katawas
>a great day for cripples
I'm just translating here.
>>674809883
>>674809896
>>674809974
Wait what? For me it looks like the same gif I used before.
>>674809731
i was hoping for a gif of her getting mauled by a man in full crusader armor
>>674810104
Thumbnail is a woman, and she looks brown!
>>674810104
to us it looks like trouble and heresy
>>674809974
Hi again Galko!
>>674809375
Great song
>>674809642
>i´ll do my damndest to be back tomorrow
You have no idea of how happy that makes me!
>>674809654
In that case, I won't say a thing until he is back!
>What kind of funny?
N-none, I-i was kidding. I wasn't... I just... It was nothing, I swear!
>>674809731
That is a great gif
>>674809990
Cripples a best mang
>>674810176
I am a bit concerned with what was image swapped.
>>674810235
>>674810266
Oh God, that isn't very deus vult.
>>674810540
It got image swapped.
>>674810385
You'll have time to funpost with us during the week, or you'll most likely be busy again?
>sorry if this is asphyxiating by now
I hope no one's claimed lilly yet.
Lilly is best katawa.
welp duty calls and so my social crusade begins
i´ll see you all hopefully tomorrow
Deus Vult, Pax Vobis And goodnight
>>674808931
I'm still telling you that you don't know how much I knew this person. I know him better than I know some of my friends. He knows me, better tham some of my friends know me.
It was just a conventional long-distance relationship, but anonimously, meaning, through pseudonyms.
>You're either very young or emotionally unstable.
None of both...... maybe a bit unstable, huh, yea.
>>674809974
Boobies.
>>674810540
Does Shiki count as a cripple?
>>674810804
Everyone knows that Rin is da besto
>>674810385
How have you been?
>>674810844
Night
>>674810804
Excellent taste friend
>>674810844
Night anon.
>>674805345
Sup miss goth waifu. And how are you enjoying yourself?
Telegram just seems like a great way to split the community in half.
>>674810844
Bye Hana! <3
>>674810933
Definitely!
>Hi Shiki
>I don't know if I've asked this, but, how's your day going?
>>674810540
>Great song
It is actually a pretty bad song... But very original, and with a very good sense of humour.
I mean, Rammstein has done other really good stuff.
>>674810933
rin's route was good. But as a girl meh
>>674810844
Good night Crispy Chicken ;)
>>674811523
That is some heresy right there
>>674811436
>It is actually a pretty bad song
No
>But very original, and with a very good sense of humour.
That was its purpose and since it fulfilled it, it's a great song. It wasn't supposed to be Beethoven's 9th symphony.
>And Till makes everything great
>>674810844
goodnight bacon.
>>674810887
It's over.
just claiming befor going to bed
>>674810928
Boobies for sure.
>>674811666
Satan confirms
>>674811666
>heresy
>satanic trips
kek
>>674811666
Satan knows a thing or two about heresy...
>>674811151
There you are, I forgot I had this lying around.
https://a.pomf.cat/zyqxpg.webm
>>674811863
Boobies?
>>674811227
Probably because it is.
>>674810887
See >>674811765
I'm not even sure if there ever was anything to begin with, you're only telling us your side of the story.
>>674811866
>>674811937
>>674811954
I can explain...
>>674811666
Hey satan
>>674811998
10/10
>>674812057
Yes
>>674811863
>>674812057
Booby party?
>>674811347
It's been pretty good, just been watching daredevil season 2 all day and playing homm3
>>674812057
>>674812031
Oh please. I just finished the game. And I'm finally free! Free to move on with my life!
>Inb4 I learn there's two more games after the first
>>674812059
You're a voice of reason. What the fuck is going on with these threads recently? Seems like a bunch of minor dramas that seems to snowball into one big fuck ball of splitting the group into different chats, people being banned, and Mai being hated.
>>674812057
>
>>674812354
It's alright, we know when we're not needed.
>>674812085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=897e_3srmbs
>Deus Vult
>>674812189
Nice
>>674812195
Booby party
>>674812354
>2nd flight deck
>>674812195
>>674812509
>It's time
>>674812565
>always
>>674812397
You're not allowed to forget.
>>674812509
>>674812565
I think they're jealous.
>>674812565
Oh god not this lewd bullshit again
>Says the guy who usually instigates them
>>674812354
>That face
Jesus Christ, Yuuko. Give me my sides back!
>>674812302
Well, that does sound like a great way to spend the saturday. How's the DD series?
Get these cowtits out of here
>>674812799
Alright, has some issues but is still pretty entertaining.
>>674812453
>Mai being hated
That faggot did it to himself, acting like a bratty teenager.
>>674812057
No.
btw. did I miss your kanmusume collection?
>>674812737
They are
>>674812723
titty time never stops
>>674812762
>implying
What the fuck Pope,
>Be me
>Playing Crusaders King II
>Killing infidels in the Holy land
>Suddenly my ruler gets excommunicated
>Whatthefuck.jpg
>Checks relations, they were fine before being excommunicated.
>>674812737
There is was no escape the moment I stepped in, wasn't there? And it's as if I can forget. How could I possibly forget?
I finished Amane's route last.
>>674813017
That doesn't really answer it... I get it's something to do with new threads and stuff but...
>>674812480
It's all in the hips anyways
>>674813064
Sounds like an inside job to me.
The pope has been corrupted.
Sounds like they will need a new pope.
>hint hint
>>674812453
People have felt the need to talk more and more with each other because they don't like the annoyance of waiting for a thread.
I don't know, people do what they want. I honestly think it was unnecessary, but people can do whatever they want. I'm just stonewalling off the Telegram and staying in the thread, not like it matters.
Times change, not much you can do about it.
>>674813017
Refer to this for Mai question.
>>674813141
Kept making threads and spamming them, wasn't really contributing at all. Was acting like a brat.
>>674813478
I already set up an Anti-Pope but I can't get him in power right now as my levies are too low from killing infidels.
>>674813064
Lead a revolt and become the ruler, get good relations with the pope, kill sanddniggers in the holy land. What country you playing as?
>>674813130
There is no escape from the waifu, why would you want to escape anyways?
>>674810540
Hehehe~
Y-you're adorable!
>>674810776
Sure thing!
I'll try to get on whenever possible
>>674810951
I've been a little stressed recently
Yourself?
>Sorry for slow replies
>>674813194
>implying you can't have both
>>674813690
I'm ashamed that I never was able to get into grand stragegy
>>674812991
To be honest, I didn't know there was a series, the last one I watched was The Flash and only one season.
>And DD isn't one of my favourite heroes, thank Ben Affleck's movie for that
>>674813064
Isn't there a "Crusade" casus belli on CK II?
>>674813018
>btw. did I miss your kanmusume collection?
Nope. I'll post them tomorrow.
>>674813026
Tiddies are best.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=48a_1451751419
:30
>>674813714
I started of as Brittany, I am considering borrowing from the Jews so I can hire mercenaries to remove the pope.
>>674813903
There is, that is how I was killing infidels in the Holy Land.
>>674813777
But nobody else is a Prosecutor General
STOP POSTING THIS SHIT EVERY DAY YOU FUCKING NIGGER SYNDRA IS MY WAIFU ILL FUCKING STRANGLE YOU FILTHY APE
>>674813141
But it answers enough.
Besides, I don't want to waste anymore time typing about him. Or thinking about him. Ugh. Wasteful.
>>674814054
>borrowing from jews
Brother please, they are just as big infidels as kebabs
>>674813194
Hips you say?
>>674814054
Borrow from the jews, then immediately remove them, instant like 500 gold.
>>674814128
Calm down Anon, join a crusade and come back when you are calm.
>>674814270
I know, but I can then expel them from my Kingdom annuling the debt.
>>674814304
That is what I am planning.
>>674813766
I've been alright. Better now that I've had some food.
>>674813914
Agreed
>>674814115
True
>>674814392
>That is what I am planning.
I don't have a Hatsuzuki picture for this.
>>674814392
>I know, but I can then expel them from my Kingdom annuling the debt.
Now you're thinking with crusades
>>674814846
The funny thing is that my Steward is a Jew.
>>674814934
It's the only way of thinking.
>>674814392
>>674814846
It all makes sense, too.
The jews made the pope excommunicate you in return for a loan in the hopes they could loan to you as well.
War is good for business and it's always best to sell to both sides.
You're doing the morally right thing.
>>674815397
Fucking Jews and the Corrupt Jewish Pope.
>>674814476
Good to hear!
Much planned for tomorrow?
>>674815690
But you have seen through their ruse.
Now you can smite all the jews with righteous justice.
>>674815966
I will leave that for tomorrow as I am a bit tired and might not notice something important.
>>674816222
That's right. Lest a jew escape alive.
>>674804808
Ok,i'll make a statement to this "The ride never ends"-trip you're up to at the moment:
Yes, it's nice that you guys are happy that our threads were up for over 48h, and i gratulate on this achievement, but i think those threads lost a lot of personality. They lost the love, the dedication, the feeling that they are a special thing when you wake up/come back from work etc. I mean, when you guys say that my threads are superior (or better), then something went definetly wrong. I mean, some of us have a bigger influence (i take me as a prme example) than others, and i'm pretty sure that we have some influence on this whole board (when you think about how they started), but most of those threads are just like mimes: You know the text and the movement, but not the meaning behind them. This makes me kinda sad and i just won't stop you, but to writesomething to make you think if this is a good idea if we are downgrading us to YLYL- or frurry-threads in terms of thread frequency. But those are only my 2 cents.
>>674815721
Nothing right now. Starting next week I have classes so I may not be able to post as much.
>>674816458
I'm sorry
>>674816458
>tfw your glorious leader shares your opinion
Oh, fuck...
>>674804808
Drunk.
Just stopping by to say that all your waifus are shit. My waifu is best.
>Aiko Yumi claimed.
>>674816458
Meh, just let them do what they want.
Not really right of you to be telling them what to do, while I agree with you, I think it just helps filter people out.
>hand
>>674817147
She a pretty cool guy.
>>674817316
I never told them what to do, it's just my opinion. I'm not really in the position to tell them what to do and what don't.
>>674817392
I fucking love her, bramaha. I'm looking for a body pillow with her image just so I could sleep better at night.
It fucking sucks that the creator decided to make the sequel essentially XXX Tycoon.
>>674817606
Fair enough, my mistake. Though, like I said it just filters them out.
Don't you take part in that telegram anything anyway, seems a bit hypocritical.
