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Waifu claim thread
>Way too fucking early edition
>Claim a waifu
>Shit on other waifus
>Discuss
Red claimed
Maybe a little too early this time.
>>674387692
It's never too early for comfy. Good morning.
>>674387871
Now this is early, eaven more than past 2 days.
>Best German CV claimed
>>674387692
>>674387871
>>674388051
Guten Morgen !
>>674387871
>>674388211
It's not really morning here. More like mid-day. Just came off of work as well.
>>674388051
>>674388211
Morning.
I am going to be formatting and reinstalling Win10 today at some point. So I'll be gone for a bit. going to shoop together a St. Patricks day Red real quick then I'll get to it. Two weeks im getting a new SSD and win7 again.. Can't wait.
St. Patricks day Red will probably be indistinguishable from Tastumaki
>>674388495
Gettin them kids a good education. History is important.
>>674388644
>St. Patricks day Red will probably be indistinguishable from Tastumaki
You should consider yourself lucky.
Also real quick; pizza or chinese food?
>>674389196
Pizza if it isn't shit.
>>674388644
> Two weeks im getting a new SSD and win7 again
There is any sence to go back on win 7 ?. Win 10 can run directx 12 etc..
>>674389196
Both of them are unhealthy !
>>674389308
Will do. I normally throw something quick myself, but I'll be out of town for the next few days, so I don't really care.
>>674389557
It isn't shit and constantly breaking itself like win10 does.
>Start menu broke with latest update
>Can't use search
>A shit load of the control panel processes are handled by some kind of app from the app store
>a fucking appstore
>Can't access appstore because that broke as well
>attempting to open file exploerer (not edit anything, just browse docs, pictures, music, etc) will cause the pc to freeze and crash
Fuck windows 10.
>>674389557
My health is a non-concern right now.
>>674389739
Im never using windows 10
just asking cause many ppl says thats a successor of win 7
>Also using win7
>>674390407
Always care about your health ! This might will helpfull when you get older
>>674390751
Being nearly 30, I can safely say that you are probably right, but I'm used to the way things are now.
Happy St. Patricks day yall.
>>674391720
Pretty good. We don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day here though so have fun with that.
>>674392145
It was a quick one. Not a terrible amount of effort put into that.
where do you live?
>>674392576
Greece.
Ζήτω το Έθνος.
You?
>>674386852
gimme my kongou
Yang Claimed. Best big breasted waifu~
>>674393796
>LEWD.
>>674393796
>L E W D
>E E
>W A
>D E A D
woop.
>>674391720
We dont celebrate it here but thanks
>>674393796
>LEWD
Bump.
>>674393175
'Murica
>>674393796
2lewd4me
>>674393796
>Having porn of your waifu
You should never have porn of your waifu
>>674394763
>Syndra still doesn't have Chroma's
I don't like purple as a color and I hate her other skins
>>674393175
πόσο είσαι 13
fucking retard
silver claimed
>>674395670
>waiting on good ekko skins.
Ekko is undoubtedly my new mid main.
>nobody will ever replace leona fam
Ayy
Good morning guys
>claimed
>>674396140
RED SKIN WHEN?!
>>674396123
white *
fuck me im out of it today
>>674396140
I started playing Leona again, haven't played her since before Champion Mastery came out, maxed her out in 3 days
>>674396405
100% of Leona players are automatically Diamond tier and above
>Source; Got to Diamond II as Leona.
>>674396123
Παρεμπιπτόντως είμαι πέντε και μισό.
You the same as me?
>>674396641
I'm Silver 3 but I don't play League as much as I used to, if I played as much as I did during Season 4, I could grind my way to gold, which is all I care about getting
>>674396769
Πήρα κάποια ελληνικά στο γυμνάσιο υποθέτω. Είναι φοβερό όμως, και είμαι σκουριασμένο.
>>674396929
*σκουριασμένος
Το βλέπω, αλλά δεν θα έλεγα πως είσαι καθόλου χειρότερος από τους μαθητές που έχω στην τάξη μου.
Υποχρεωτικά ή ήτανε δικία σου επιλογή;
>>674396769
δεν μένω Ελλάδα πια
τι κάνεις σε αυτό το σκατομερος?
>>674389739
>bought brand new computer
>get it working. Set up and all
>see update for win 10 and go for it because win 8.1 is garbage
>update finished, day 1 of win 10 is good
>every day after i have to restart my computer because my login screen gets an error code
>finally log in each time and "computer is low on memory" pops up every time
>sitting here deciding on weather to go back to win 8.1 or not
>>674397528
Η επιλογή μου. Θα έπρεπε να λάβει η ισπανική. Ζω δύο ώρες από τα σύνορα του Μεξικού.
>>674397844
Go to 7. Windows 10 is dog shit, windows 8 even more so.
Morning fellas
>>674398001
How do I go backward though? It came with 8 pre installed. And its a touch screen so would that interfere with it?
>>674397546
Παίρνω 1.100 Ευρω το μηνα και περιμένω να φτα'σω τα 67 μου, για να ειδώ με τα ίδια μου τα μάτια αν το δημόσιο θα μου δώσει την ριμαδοσύνταξη πια.
>>674398001
>Μεξικού
https://youtu.be/w0GMcYD2Oz8
>>674398161
I am buying a brand new windows 7 with new ssd. Going nuclear route.
>>674398254
Τα ισπανικά είναι περίπου 85% της ομιλούμενης γλώσσας εδώ. Ψηφοφορία Trump.
>>674398254
Οι μαθητές σας είναι εξίσου κακό στα ελληνικά όπως είμαι; Αλλά ζείτε στην Ελλάδα. Πώς γίνεται αυτό.
>tfw future generations
>>674398646
>tfw most people blame us
>>674388051
Hey Syndra, can you repost your drawing? I was at work at the time. Couldn't save it.
>>674399241
>Manual Transmission cars will die within 10 years
>Self driving cars will be the norm within my life time
>Future governments ruled by people who can't even properly speak their own native tongue
Just kill me.
>>674398055
Hello
>>674398646
Όλη αυτή η Ελληνική είναι τρομάζουν τα μικροσκοπικά αμερικανική μυαλό μου
>I probably fucked that up
>>674398055
Good morning
d-did i get it this time?
>claimed emi if i did
how is everyone?
>>674399722
i did !
>>674399722
>>674399827
Mornin Emi.
>>674399901
hi red.
>>674399968
i should have maybe added an image
>>674399722
Good morning
>>674399471
>Future governments ruled by people who can't even properly speak their own native tongue
Today it's English, tomorrow it will be our own motherlands's tongue. WAKE UP PEOPLE!
https://youtu.be/dvqo0iUoM8Y
>>674399685
That's pretty fucked up, but you did okay for a first timer, presumably. How are you today?
>>674400055
good morning, i dont beleive im familiar with your waifu, whats her name?
>>674400277
That would be Galko.
>>674400055
Good morning by the way.
>>674399685
Just noticed I responded to the same person twice
>i need some coffee
>>674400109
I'm good. How are you?
>>674400277
Galko
Somebody should do a waifu hunger games
>>674400402
>>674400462
ah i see, is the anime any good? the art looks great
This is what I imagine every single one of you looks like
>>674400540
Why would you want this?
>>674400619
pic related. its me.
>>674400619
not even close
>>674400540
If that ever happens I hope it's separate from these threads. I'm not too fond of HG threads.
>>674400462
Getting ready to leave town tomorrow, pretty anxious for my dad's health, but I try to keep positive thoughts floating around.
>>674400619
Bitch related, it's me and my pic.
>>674400745
You look like a faggot
>>674400962
No neckbeard. Still a fat fuck though
>>674400540
Why?
>>674400402
Good morning Red. How are you today?
>>674400610
I really enjoy it, if that counts for anything.
>>674400619
Ok friend
>>674401123
What's wrong?
>>674400619
nah fam
>inb4 retarded expression
>>674401182
sure im fat fag
>>674401296
that counts for enough, ill check it out, i like the genre.
>>674401296
One more day until my days off. Still browsing around for an artist to commission. You?
>>674401296
Nothing that's related to me, but my dad hasn't been feeling too good these days. He's in the hospital and I am going to visit him this weekend.
>>674401748
Doing pretty good. Tomorrow is my last day off, so I'm not too happy about that.
>>674401620
Cool. Have fun
>>674401939
Well I hope he gets to feeling better.
>>674401939
Sorry to hear that, green. They find anything serious?
My niggas dating Sims and chill
Also Weiss is lyfe
>>674402214
>>674402271
Thanks, I'm not exactly sure what he has or how he's looking right now, but that's the reason I'm going to see him for.
I have some things to work on, so I think i'll be back in a few hours or so, see you guys later.
>>674402758
Bye Tats
>>674401532
Hah!
My hair is longer.
>>674403194
>Internet Explorer
Could it be?
>>674403425
I was here a few hours ago. Like 8 hours ago. The morning is the only time I get post now.
>>674403762
2fast2quick?
>>674399471
oh, shure. Give me a min
>>674403929
Eh?
>>674404029
The threads have started becoming too fast lately , or maybe it's the drama, or something personal.
I don't know, I'm just assuming here.
>>674399471
>>674404374
Thanks mate.
>>674403194
>>674403425
Did I miss something?
Noire claimed.
Hey guys, How's going? ^^
Kat get
>>674404251
20+ users posting every minute or so in one thread will easily hit 150 images or 300 replies quickly.
Our problem is we hit the Image Cap in about an hour and a half.
>>674403762
Were you the weird guy or the guy who came in late?
>>674404698
Hey Noire
How many pictures do you have of your waifu wedding dresses, I don't remember saving half of them but I have 20
>>674404763
Small problem, a new thread is easily made and with Syndra making a thread immediately after image cap also helps. The real problem is probably the Mods, if they start a couple of ban sprees most of our little circle jerk will die off.
>>674404787
I'm the one who makes fun of Shinobu fags.
>>674405373
From what I gather a falling out has already occurred.
Well I can't say I didn't see it coming.
Also there is some pony who pops in every now and then who I assume is an acquaintance of Tenryuu.
These threads are changin I tells ya.
>>674405373
I get banned so often but it's for things other people do since I'm on the clover app and not my computer. Its pretty bad that the app keeps doing this
>>674405350
100% of them.
>>674405684
I know anyone is available to become a waifu, but I will always hate ponyfags regardless.
>>674405811
This happens a lot on my phone.
And every single time it is from /v/ or /vg/.
I wonder what board/post gets the most bans.
I mean, it has to be a blue board, right?
>>674405811
Idk why I keep getting banned for what others do though.
>>674405989
Same here. I'm a pretty firm believer that not a lot of the waifuists in these threads had to deal with the pony invasion which led to /mlp/.
>>674405811
I have had that happen to me once from my phone, but I don't really use my phone to browse on 4chan anyways.
>>674405684
Falling out? I don't know anything about that. Mods?
>>674406202
Well I do remember seeing you earlier, and some retard with no education on punctuation was shit posting pretty hard with Tomoko. But it was 2am for me and I was drifting in and out of reality and when I do that I tend to talk shit. MORE shit. To be honest had you responded to me while in that mode you would have been fair game too.
>>674406543
Something about lewd drama and some chat services causing waves.
I haven't been able to participate as easily so I'm very outside the loop.
http://strawpoll.me/7106234
>>674406623
That's who I was talking about
>>674406543
All the chat stuff and the roleplaying
>>674407215
Ayy I'm on there
>>674406802
The lewd drama seems to be already over, at least for me and I hope for everyone else too.
For the chat it wasn't really our fault, someone made a thread here with mine and Stocking PM chat link, and that caused the drama.
Anyway, it should be really over now.
>>674406802
>>674407364
I'm not too worried about the chatgo thing. I don't think it will have any impact on the threads, since most people just reside here. As for the lewd posters they are just ERPing nothing much to worry about.
>>674407215
>no Ginko
Shitty list.
>>674407215
>implying any one poster is better than the others
Come on man.
>>674407215
Every anon is best anon
>>674407215
>Don't post in these threads enough to be on the list
>>674407412
>>674407402
So it's over for the most part, good.
Well hopefully when I make my true return it will be completely gone and we can return to how it was.
(to be honest I thought the steam group was the first step toward destruction but a lot of people seem to handle it well.)
>>674407215
There's quite a few missing from that list as well... Where's Ginko? Where's Moo? where are the others?
>>674407215
>>674407449
That said, I voted Graf.
>>674407412
I'm not going to do more ERP here, if most of the anons get pissed about it then there's no problem, it won't be done anymore ^^
>>674407743
I shall patiently wait for you.
I think it's time to go, for real this time.
>>674404787
I'm taking my tomoko back you basterds
>>674407215
And where the fuck is handbro? Peasant tier list.
Remaking if this is something that has to be done. May as well include everyone.
>>674408060
Bye again, Tats
>>674408106
Not again
>>674408060
cya Tats!
xD
>>674408380
Tomoko is mine!!! She's running back to safety which is me
>>674408127
Emi, Tomoko, Stockings, Red, Noire, Graf, Moo, Handbro, Ginko, Tats, Syndra, Ruby, Galko
Am I missing anyone?
>>674408677
Tenyruu, BunBun and Neo?
Hey fuck off mate tomoko is mine and I don't care about punctuation you fucking Grammer fascist
>>674408677
Tenryuu, Atago, Ruri, Teto, BunBun, Neo, Eu... Way too many to put in a list
http://strawpoll.me/7106371
Better list. Not wholly inclusive, but 19 is a good number
>Implying handbro isn't best by far
>>674409131
I don't know how, but this list is going to cause drama.
>>674409131
If you insist. Graf again. Can't argue with best German CV.
>>674409131
I hope people either massively vote hand-kun or vote themselves
>inb4 1 vote for every anon PotC style
>>674398413
It's doing it again
>>674408641
>>674408922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
>>674409131
Just glad I'm on there, honestly
>>674409314
>Not voting yourself
>>674409465
Windows 10 is just the worst.
>>674409131
Fuck. didn't even notice the hand-kun option. should've voted hand-kun.
Thread ain't going particularly fast...
>>674409131
You left multiple voting on...
Waifu 4 life
>>674410444
Checked
>>674409489
I will never stop until tomoko is in my arms again
>>674410229
The poll is killing it
>>674410597
Ok
>>674410444
Checked
>>674409131
42 voters and going up.
>smells fishy
>handbro recieves more votes than unique IPs in this thread
Excellent.
>>674410901
>>674410920
We'll reach 100 votes in no time
Tenryuu claimed
Yep, this thread is up waaaay too early. Anyways...How are you doing guys?
Cock
>>674411384
>How are you doing guys?
Just waiting for this poll to kill the thread http://strawpoll.me/7106371
You should cast a few votes
>>674410920
Vote for my and tomoko with be forever pleased
>>674411384
Hello
>everyone's focused on this poll
>>674411384
Marking down all the files I need to save before formatting windows. You?
Best Waifu coming through
>>674411549
>Tenryuu
>only 2 votes
I need a moment
>>674411792
The creator left open multiple votes. I'm pretty sure the 5 votes for me were done by one guy. There are about 3x more votes for Handbro than there are unique IPs in this thread.
>>674405684
>From what I gather a falling out has already occurred.
Your gathering sucks.
That "falling out" lasted for an hour, if that.
Vote for a tomoko and you get a free candy
>Got 6 votes
>Better Than expected
>>674407215
>not on the list
>neither is sanya
Well, it makes sense.
Why only 2 votes
>>674411792
It's ok, poll a shit
How did I get 4 votes
>>674412785
>How did I get 4 votes
Meme magic
>Don't ask, just enjoy the sight of votes going everywhere, it's even fun
Thread will end soon. May as well join the race for shits and giggles.
Vote Red for president of /waifu/. I will build a wall and keep out pepe posters
Well I've got to run to the bank to sort out some identity theft bullshit. See y'all in a bit.
>Chase a shit
Trump for president
>>674413270
Kek
/waifu/ never gets boring. Take my vote, good sir
>>674407215
>third place
>>674413270
>>674413707
I'll vote for whoever can make my waifu real or make me happy again
Vote for Tenryuu as your glorious leader of /waifu/ and expect better times for everyone. Safety, shelter for everyone who obeys our rules, Nearly no shit-posting, love for everyone and german leadership qualities are guranteed when Tenryuu becomes the leader of /waifu/.
Glorious times for everyone.
>>674413753
>whoever can make my waifu real or make me happy again
Aren't both things the same?
>>674413670
Bye Red
>>674413270
this earned my vote
>>674413753
I will I promise
Me and tomoko are failures
>>674386852
Yogi Bear claimed
>>674414157
Welp, we all are...at least a bit. Otherwise we wouldn't be here, would we?
>>674414273
>>674413778
>>674413270
Make /waifu/ great again
>>674413753
Same
>>674414273
This hurts...
The truth often does though..
>>674413707
>>674413270
>>674414429
>Make /waifu/ great again
>still haven't fixed the hat
Damn it.
>tsumiki-san
>>674414407
We all feel with you...
>>674414459
I hate nothing more than telling someone a lie just to satisfy them. Let's face it: Some more realism and truth would help the world to solve a whole bunch of problems.
Why should i tell someone the truth when they lie to me afterwards?
>>674413270
fine.. ill take the trash one
>>674414503
I made some thing like >>674414465
but it won't let me post it for some reason
>You can spam votes for yourself
