Waifu claiming thread. Version 1.01
>Start of something great
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Red claimed.
>>674061637
>2952 threads
>~350 posts per thread
>1,033,200 posts about KS
Jesus tapdancing christ.
>tfw almost out of Red images.
Plz artists, more red.
Ayy
It's slightly less early
>claimed
Mercy claimed.
Claiming Saya before its too late.
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>674061976
>1,033,200 posts about KS
Nope
33,200 posts about KS or anything related to it
1,000,000 shitposts
Sometimes is comfy, sometimes is a shitfest, you never know
>>674062147
Best
>>674061779
I think a little lewd is fine, as long as it's not r34
claiming Inori
>>674062247
I don't think you were here last night.
>that's as much as I'll mention
Claiming Vinyl
>>674062239
I've only been there once. Lilly is highly disliked from what I gathered.
>never again
>>674062329
This fucking cock thirsty shit wizard again. Get the fuck out of here. Only room for one.
>>674061656
Well, I could talk a lot about this but I don't have the time so I'll go with this for now: Things become boring when they become routine. Downtime is good.
>>674061905
We're not far off from becoming that. Right around the corner, I'd say.
Also, we have to become "too big" first for them to genocide us.
>>674062401
I was - I didn't post though.
I admit it was a bit much
>>674062179
Slightly less early with every second
>>674062247
This
>>674062401
It wasnt that bad.
Unless youvare talking about the tings that happened after i pulled a stocking and fell asleap on my keyboard
I have business to attend to, be back in a few hours, probably.
>>674062401
Last night was... interesting, to say the least.
Obligatory claim.
>>674062534
Those blood-sucking parasites seduced Teto-chan.
>>674062534
>a bit
>>674062573
It got pretty bad
>>674062660
a frightening experience
>>674062247
I also don't mind a little lewd
Also claimed though I don't really need to worry since I'm the only one claiming the snek 95% of the time
Best German Carrier
>Claimed
>>674062239
Hello best, you have fun last night?
>>674062510
Yes. The best one.
>Pic related, nigger
>>674062517
Fair point. But it's also a sekrit club in a sekrit club.
>>674062692
I'll never get RPing
>>674062796
Same, most waifus are main characters too
>>674061121
>father of the wolf
That fucking riff holy shit
>>674062901
Truth be told
But once again, how is everyone today??
>>674061883
>>674061656
Yeah, but I think it's better in smaller doses. I'd prefer waiting for the thread and catching up and what not, not really having a 24/7 hugbox.
I don't know, I'd say more but it ain't gonna change nothing
>>674062510
>>674062900
why the hostility? it's ruining my comfy
>>674063004
I'm doing pretty good, you?
>>674062510
>Lilly is highly disliked
Nah, Hanako bullying is more common
Most people there are actually Lillybros, but everyone gets a dose of bullying from time to time, it's healthy
>>674062517
>"too big" first for them to genocide us
True. I'm eager to know how this will end
>If it ends
>>674062814
Can't say I didn't. If someone told me a month ago I would do something like that, I wouldn't believe him.
>No regrets, though. What's done is done
>Best goth waifu claimed
>It's not advised to get a hangover on a weekday
I feel I owe a lot of people somewhat of an apology
>I don't remember specifics but I think Ruri and Hand-kun were pissed at me
>>674063279
>shame shame shame
Man fuck this internet
>>674061106
That's true. People did have fun. It just needs to be organized and in moderation
>>674060688
Glad to see you're watching! How do you like it so far?
My days good. In classes as well with shite internet, so ill be responding slow. One more class then the gym for an hour so I won't be on then
Also thanks for all the music suggestions! Appreciate it
>Rubyanon
>>674063279
Must've been while I was asleep or at work.
What happened?
What's the cutest pic of your waifu?
>>674063176
>No regrets
Stop that, let me bully you.
>>674063279
You too, bullying for everybody!
>>674063279
hey stocking
>>674063415
bad things
>>674063150
From what I saw in the other thread, both Red and Inori are singers I think.
>>674063156
Good good
Enjoying the comfy
Question though
How far have you all gone to show love for your waifus??
I.e. posters, mouspads, dakis, ect.?
Noire claimed.
>>674063508
>
>>674063508
>related
>>674063553
Bad things indeed apparently. Any specifics by chance?
>>674063580
>Not even a competition though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41tIUr_ex3g
Ryoko is mine, and nobody else's.
>>674063338
I won't lie and say I regret anything but I probably could've toned it down a little.
Basically I don't think I should come on this thread drunk.
>>674063415
Me and Ruby got pissed and things got lewd fast
>Very lewd
>>674063524
Commence the bullying!
Whatever helps
>>674063553
Hey there!
Galko right?
Hope I didn't make you feel too uncomfortable yesterday...
If it was you that is. My memory is hazy
>>674062510
>cock thirsty shit wizard
Lost hard.
>>674063508
All of them
>>674063508
pic related
>>674063057
You have a point, but since we're not organized, the only way to have it your way is for you to stay away, I guess.
You're pleasant company though
>>674063508
This one probably.
>>674063643
If any of that existed I would get it, still looking for an artist to take some commissions though.
>>674063768
Ruby is a qt tho. >>674063389 Related.
:I do have a serious bias towards faux redheads though.
>>674063279
Hey there Stocking!
How's going?
>Pic related
>>674063768
>things got lewd fast
I guess i missed something "important" then =.0
>>674063643
Nothing like that
>yet
>>674063508
this one
>>674063768
It was just weird, but yeah that was me
>>674063754
lewd orgies
>>674063508
>>674063768
I've seen too much
>>674064013
Don't give up hope anon
>>674063389
>How do you like it so far?
I'm having a lot of fun, Ruby is really adorable. Nora is fun too
>One more class then the gym
Getting /fit/ is always good! I have class later, so that makes two of us out
>>674063279
>hangover on a weekday
Drink vodka to get shitfaced and before sleep drink a lot of water. No hangover.
>>674063524
>let me bully you.
Only a little!
>I didn't know what I was doing!
>I regret everything!
>:(
>>674062247
>No comment
>>674063279
Hey Stockinganon. You and me both really.
>I've no shame
>>674063768
Same here. We did go pretty far. Not gonna say I regret it either. I usually don't get drunk, and when I do I normally act more tough skinned and blunt. Vodka does a lot different than beers.
Water under the bridge. How's today been?
>>674063524
Feel free to bully me too. I took quite a part
>>674064002
Fair enough, I'll just do that than.
>>674064366
Mean "then".
Whoops.
>>674064013
Same boat anon. Seriously considering commissioning kouoriin if possible.. >>674063389
is some really gud art.
>>674063508
Prolly this
>>674064211
All good things to those who wait friend
>>674064366
I hope you got that right, I think you're fine being here, but if the frequency frustrates you, you should probably just stay away.
>>674064361
What an interesting way not to comment.
Best waifu
>>674064552
Will admit
Pretty good tier
>>674064513
all in good time
>>674064552
hey, that's pretty good
>>674064021
Ruby is a serious qt!
10/10 would get drunk with again
>>674064076
Hi Noire!
>love the pic
Would that be an acceptance?
>I guess I missed something
I'm not sure if you wanted to be there
>>674064211
I thought so!
Sorry I guess, I was pretty into it...
>>674064355
Would've been good to know that, had a lot of vodka
>I regret everything
Bullshit
>>674064361
Hi Rubyanon!
I don't regret anything. I had a blast.
>also have no shame
Ah well, not gonna say I wouldn't do it again
>not saying I'm gonna start
I've had a pretty shitty day. Had to do a bunch of shit with a hangover so that wasn't fun. How about you?
>I don't think Ruri is gonna talk to us
>>674063768
>>674064355
>>674064361
Good, you should all feel ashamed of yourselves, like seriously though these are waifu threads not ERP threads, there's a place and time for everything and this aint it.
>>674064366
>>674064414
>then and than
Fuck English.
I should learn how to into art.
>Able to create a reaction folder cosisting of Red.
The dream.
>>674064815
I just kind of played along, it was kind of funny honestly
>>674064932
I'm sorry
>>674065063
Do it
>>674064932
>>674064932
Man I missed a lot I guess
Way more than I thought was it really all that bad??
>>674064815
>had a lot of vodka
Vodka best drinkfu, had tons of fun with it
>I regret everything
Bullshit
Of course it's bullshit, I'm just letting Holstaur-anon bully me a little >>674064932
>>674065103
It's a masterpiece.
>>674064932
Honestly, I regret nothing.
Although I agree we probably should've kept it out the thread. For that I apologise.
>>674065103
I don't really remember what you said I just remember you weren't into it.
>Again, sorry for trying to drag you in
>In my defence you took part so you're not fully innocent
>>674065330
Life is always more fun with vodka
>Like last night
Glad to know you don't regret anything heh
I think everyone deserves to bully us a little
>>674065219
Shinoa the smug queen is claimed
>>674065347
could use some touching up
>>674065474
It's fine, the ending was worth it
>>674065477
Please don't say you have a lot of these screenshots...
>>674065477
Oh boy
Now I see
>>674065477
Oh now i want to see all of it
>>674065594
Please. Much effort was put into that. Notice the eyebrows clipping through the hair? real anime style.
>>674065477
holy shit kek. moar
>>674064815
>Would that be an acceptance?
>Pic related
>I'm not sure if you wanted to be there
I'm not the one that blame others for what they do, I mean, too much lewdness should't be accepted.
I'm still thinking that a bit of it, is always good, not over the limit anyway.
>>674065477
>I Wasn't expecting this
Well, that escalated quick.
she is mine
>>674065737
Where's that character from, even?
>>674065474
It's fine, we lost it a little in the wrong thread. We are all sorry for that. And I feel sorry for Teto-anon >>674065477 he couldn't even finish
>>674065597
not enough
>>674061883
acnekun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>674065841
Transistor. Allow me to shill her beautiful voice again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9O2Rjn1azc
Back for the long run I guess.
I was too busy furiously masturbating to get the rest
>>674065926
Oh, that game.
She seems to be somewhat obscure as a waifu. Very little R34 of her, almost no sfw fanart..
>>674065594
I'm gonna Zodiac Kill you, you faggot
>>674065732
N-No.
Please don't.
>>674065740
>You're such a qt <3
I guess from now on I'm loyal to you or something
>not over the limit
Heh... Yeah...
>>674065851
Yeah basically, probably should move it to a new thread if we're gonna do it
Sorry guys
>Teto couldn't even finish
Kinda feel bad that we just left her
>>674066173
S-stop.
I get it. I was very drunk.
>>674066245
Give me all of it
>>674066173
Ruby, Stockings. Mates. Y'all need to learn how to into descriptive writing. I'm no master myself, but that's just terrible.
>>674066209
Right? That's what I'm saying. Not even near enough art. Scouring the internet as we speak to find any more. even months after the release there wasn't even any r34 which is shocking. There's only about 10 decent r34 even now, years later.
>>674061883
Claiming miia
>>674065940
Hey tats
>>674065737
I see it now, my apologies
>>674066245
but you're not Ted
>>674066173
Oh
>just gonna pretend that didn't happen
C-C-C-CLAIMED
also no KLK claims yet?
>>674066343
>give me all of it
I would've preferred to hear that last night
>>674066366
We weren't writing an erotic novel
I think it's more the imagination than reading in descriptive detail about what's happening
>also I was drunk so most of that shit is probably cringey as hell
>>674066484
>but you're not Ted
Yeah...
>>674066585
>my first ever waifu
Feels mate.
>>674066423
check the thread before you claim, friend
>>674066423
Claim denied. Snek was claimed an hour ago.
>>674066173
>Implying I wouldn't like to be there
>Rub hands furiously
>>674066245
>loyal to you or something
I don't know either.
I like it how it is now anyway ^^
>Or more?...
>Heh... Yeah...
>Mind blows
>>674066645
she stays so golden solo she's so number nine she's incredible math just incredible math and is she really human?
>>674066484
Hey, how've you been?
>>674066173
>>674065477
>porn comments section
Excuse me if I respond a bit later than usual, I'm quite tired.
>>674066871
>my waifu now has a waifu
>W-woah
>Or more?...
What are you implying Noire?
>implying I wouldn't like to be there
I g-guess you missed out then
>>674067001
she's just so something new
a waking lithium flower
just about to bloom
I smell lithium now
smelling lithium now
>>674066619
Imagination is spurred on by good writing friendo
>>674067058
I've been alright, you?
>>674066619
It's ok, it's all in the past now
Seriously the internet here is probably one router in the middle of the Congo
>>674064815
>Ruby is a serious qt!
10/10 would get drunk with again
So were you Stocking. Was quite the bonding time.
Drink plenty of water and take some Advil. I woke up pretty fine after drinking a metric fuck ton before passing out. Just a little irritated from the light
>Yeah... Let's give it a few days and earn back Ruri's respect.
>>674064932
>Still no shame
For real though, I do apologize. Was pretty out of hand last night and really just overtook this thread. If you have any hate them I accept it. Can't change the past.
Sorry again. It's well deserved.
>>674065477
Holy kek. Last night was something else huh
my runner up
does that title have a name?
>>674067163
Could we not do this again.
>>674067517
Yes. Side chick, you unfaithful cur.
Not sure why I keep coming back here. .
>>674067689
fucking whoops
>>674067268
Next time you can show us how it's done
>>674067387
Of course!
Moving on, how was your day.
>>674067477
At least you have internet kek
>quite the bonding time
Oh sure, that's how all friends should bond.
The best way to bond is bondage
>>674067517
A cuck
>>674067616
I'm on LewdWatch now aren't I?
I'm not gonna be able to say anything without being told off for being too lewd
>>674067387
Less than well, to be honest trying to get my mind off of things. Just bought a bottle of vodka. It helps me cope. Otherwise just fine.
>>674067616
>we are so doing this
https://youtu.be/NAdcTvDSfPM
Repeat after me.
This is my Waifu. There are many like her, but this one is mine. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my laifu. Without me my Waifu is useless. Without my Waifu, I am useless. I must love my Waifu true. I must love her more than the others who are trying to outdo me. I must love her more than they do. I will. My Waifu and I know that what counts in love is not her being real, what people say, or the claims they make. We know that it is the feelings that count. We will feel.
>>674068178
>>674067878
>>674067722
im sorry I really can't commit aside from #1 Motoko
>>674067616
kek
>>674067726
because it can be pretty fun
>>674067878
It's been alright so far,you
>>674068042
Sorry to hear that, hopefully the vodka helps
>>674068178
>This is my Waifu. There are many like her, but this one is mine. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my laifu. Without me my Waifu is useless. Without my Waifu, I am useless. I must love my Waifu true. I must love her more than the others who are trying to outdo me. I must love her more than they do. I will. My Waifu and I know that what counts in love is not her being real, what people say, or the claims they make. We know that it is the feelings that count. We will feel.
>>674068178
What he said
>>674067878
>next time
Already got this preplanned eh?
Mikoko claimed
>>674067163
>My waifu has now a waifu
>Waifuception
>Obligatory joke
>walk towards room's corner
>What are you implying Noire?
That I'm able to restrain myself pretty well.
>Containing lewdness is easy for now
>I g-guess you missed out then
I guess it was better for me to miss that out.
>Please don't ask me why
>>674067878
Well you kind of did start it, and it looks like you're trying to start it again.
So yeah.
>>674067726
You're trapped
>Part of the ship, part of the crew
>>674067477
Before going to class I wanted to thank you for making me watch Rwby
>Dr. Bartholomew Oobleck is my spirit animal
>>674067878
>The best way to bond is bondage
Wise words there
>LewdWatch
Can we say that we dindu nuffin, cause we gud bois and we go to church?
>>674068178
This is my Waifu. There are many like her, but this one is mine. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my laifu. Without me my Waifu is useless. Without my Waifu, I am useless. I must love my Waifu true. I must love her more than the others who are trying to outdo me. I must love her more than they do. I will. My Waifu and I know that what counts in love is not her being real, what people say, or the claims they make. We know that it is the feelings that count. We will feel.
>>674068413
Yeah, why apologize for something and continue to do it? Makes no sense, just talk to people.
Queen Satauki claimed!
>>674068042
>Death Grips
>post-ironic /mu/ pseudo hipster garbage
Kill yourself faggot.
>>674068324
Not too bad. Been fairly ill
>>674068369
N-no.
I mean, I-if there is a next time...
>>674068386
Restraint is important.
Evidently after a bottle of vodka I have zero restraint.
>better for me to miss out
There's always next time I guess
>If there is a next time
>>674068413
I'm apologizing to people for doing it and then I decide that actually I wanna do it again right now?
I have some restraint man, give me a little credit
>>674068425
Yeah that works.
We're good people, we'd never do such a thing!
>They're onto us
>>674068930
You kind of used up all your credit last night, at least take it somewhere else like a different thread or some other form of communication.
>>674068802
rude
>>674068930
That doesn't sound too fun
>>674068324
It's vodka that's what it was invented for.
>waifu drinking game
>every time some is lewd, you must take a shot
I would, but I don't want to drown.
>>674068802
https://youtu.be/yQzNZR-LXZc
Fite me.
>>674068930
>Evidently after a bottle of vodka I have zero restraint.
It's going to be an interesting night.
>>674067878
>The best way to bond is bondage
Man, family bonding time must be really different then...
>>674068425
I'm glad you're liking it! It's truly great
>Oobleck is amazing
Ok I'll be back later. Maybe 3. See ya
>Rubyanon
>>674069170
Look, there won't be any more lewdness tonight.
If there's ever a super lewd night again it will be in a different thread.
Basically I'm sorry eh? Guess I just gotta earn people's trust again
>Especially Ruri
>Probably Hand-kun too
>>674069171
My own fault for drinking so much
>>674069382
I'm not drinking tonight!
No way am I drinking on this thread for a while.
I'd say I've done enough.
>>674069508
Kek.
See you soon rubyanon, I'll get berated for you whilst you're gone
Who ordered the pat special
>>674068930
>After a bottle of vodka
I think everyone does =.0
>If there is a next time
>Take out absinth bottle
>Evil smile
"See you at Saturday!"
>Put away the bottle
>>674069651
>pat pat
>>674069382
true
>that doesn't sound like a fun game
>>674069614
Guess so
>>674069651
What's up pat dude
>>674069708
>everyone does
A bottle of vodka spices up life
>see you at Saturday
O-oh.
I mean, I guess I still have basically a full bottle of whisky.
Seems like a bad idea that I can't refuse
>>674069651
>pat
>>674070098
Don't do it Stocking
>>674069614
>Probably Hand-kun too
No, not really.
Nobody likes a candy store in their gunshop
>inb4 someone jokingly says they do.
Do the lewd stuff somewhere else, like a steam chat or something. Not everyone likes lewdposting, I don't care about it personally but not everyone comes here to do that.
>>674069983
Do it.
>>674069983
That's the whole idea.
>>674069614
I'll drink enough for both of us.
https://youtu.be/2MHhLDCJ57E
>Hank Hill's > everything else
>>674069651
Tenryuu claimed
Man, i'm fucking late.
>>674070620
Eh, if I do get drunk I probably won't come to the thread.
I think everyone is angry enough at me as it is.
Maybe I should just go for tonight?
>>674070835
Obviously it should've been done somewhere else. Nothing I can really change about it now I guess.
Glad to see your opinion hasn't changed!
>>674070848
Heh, be responsible!
Don't want you dying on us.
>>674070835
>Nobody likes a candy store in their gunshop
>inb4 someone jokingly says they do.
I'm not even joking that actually sounds like a good idea, I mean come you get you to buy guys and candy? Whats not to like?
>>674070848
Two shots in and I'm already misquoting.
Was meant for >>674070098 .
>>674070098
>A bottle of vodka spices up life
Totally approved.
>Seems like a bad idea that I can't refuse
It's for Saturday, you shouldn't worry about that on the weekend ;)
>Send kisses
>>674071055
>i didn't say you have to leave
>>674071056
Good question
>>674071055
>1000% I used to give a fuck
>>674070998
Hello there
you've missed nothing, but people talking about last night.
>>674071055
>>674071334
It's been years since Red had freed Cloudbank from what she had dubbed the Camerata plot. While she had the option to reshape the broken landscape using the Transistor, it would be a cold and desolate world. Devoid of any life outside of herself. She chose to take her own life, and spend eternity with her love, anon. While she got her wish, there appeared to be a few bugs in the Transistor. The man she came to love did not resemble his old self. He wore a suit, and an expressionless green morph suit in lieu of his familiar face. She didn't mind, as the time had passed, she came to know the world she had created inside of the Transistor as paradise. Though one day, something felt off - wrong. Fearing the worst, she drew the Transistor from it's hiding place. Buried long ago in an attempt to forget the world she left behind. Upon grabbing the hilt, the familiar rush of energy enveloped her body, and she noticed the distortion in the air. Stepping close, the distortion reacted to the close proximity to the Transistor, slightly cracking open. Afraid the paradise that Red had forged could be under threat, she raised the titanic blade though surprisingly weightless in her hands and thrust it into the crack in reality. A blinding flash of light ripped her from her haven, and she found herself in a darkened room. The overwhelming stench of pizza, Mtn. dew, and poor hygiene assaulted her nostrils. As she shakily rose to her feet and surveyed her surroundings, she was vaguely aware of the silhouetted figures scattered about the deceptively large room. As her eyes adjusted to the new artificial light, very unlike the constant brightness of her self created world, the figures began to take shape. They were all female, of all walks of life. There were short, tall, disfigured, amputees, and even a snake girl. Most astonishingly there was a massive floating hand.
>>674071566
They all seemed fairly friendly at the least, all conversing about various topics and issues. Though two of them stood out. Two women at the center of the room nearing dangerously close to just be a platonic friendship. As Red approached them, the Transistor hummed and vibrated as it did when there were approaching hostiles in Cloudbank. The two girls, one with violet pony tails and deep maroon eyes had been steadily working her hand down the thigh of the pink and blue haired girl. Both of them reeked of liquor, and as they caressed each other, the humming of the Transistor grew to a dull roar, and the distortion from her paradise surrounded the two women. Unsure of why this was happening, Red couldn’t allow it to continue. Unsheathing the Transistor, Red violently cast it down between the two, startling the two wasted women. “Stop this heresy! You’re ruining my thread!”
>>674070998
I'm later
>Fremy claimed
>>674071565
>you've missed nothing, but people talking about last night.
FUCK
>>674071707
You were here earlier though, kek. Rascal.
>>674071566
>>674071624
kek
>>674071784
someone had screenshots
>>674071868
>>674071868
>>674071868
>>674071091
I'm gonna get drunk again on Saturday for sure.
I'm not sure if people are gonna want me in the thread though
>>674071334
Aha, I guess I'll drink with you <3
We should probably make sure to make a new thread or something though.
People are annoyed at me enough as is.
>Stocking send kisses back
>Inb4 someone accuses me of trying to start being lewd again
>>674071445
No, no I didn't say that!
I guess I just feel more unwelcome than usual.
>>674071508
Tats if you just disappear I'll be pretty pissed
>>674071985
What makes you feel like that
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