Waifu claiming thread. Version 2.15
>so what happened yesterday?
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Claimed.
Red claimed.
Tenryuu claimed
>be me in a keystore
>Tom Clancy's The Division Download key GLOBAL
>Can't be activated in Great Britain and 90% of all South Asian countries
What?
>>674072053
One of the best claims I've seen.
Obligatory claim.
>>674071801
This is my first post in the last 12 hours, maybe there's another? o:
Also Fremy claimed.
Besto carrier claimed
>My good day ends here
>Many paper work now ...
>Just Lurking
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Except Ruri
I guess I won't be talking much this thread
Shiki claimed
Ayy
can we try not to talk about last night?
>claimed
>>674071566
>>674071624
kek. stockings and noire got 1-up'd in the ERP department.
>>674072316
Who cares?
>>674071985
>Tats if you just disappear I'll be pretty pissed
Okay.
https://youtu.be/lAF8D0ugyVk
>>674072316
I wasn't here last night. You can talk to me.
>>674072385
>doesn't want to talk about it
>brings it up anyway
More screenshots. Make it happen. I should be browsing while I'm at work. Apparently I miss some funny shit
>>674072692
Eh, I don't really have much to say I guess.
I'm in that kinda down mood from when you're hungover the next day.
I hope you're okay though.
How is everyone today?
>captcha a shit
>>674072756
ok
>>674073074
heya ruri
Sleep well?
>>674073054
No one cares about your problems, attention-whore.
>>674073074
Heyo, Ruri-kun.
Disregard trolls, acquire pats
>>674073413
Even ships need pats.
>>674073475
No, I don't have brain damage. But at least I don't attention whore on 4chan. If you need attention, contact a family member, not some stranger online. Also, you're the one with an imaginary girlfriend.
>>674073277
Hey Yuuko.
I did, thank you.
How's your day?
>>674073405
Hello there, Hand buddy.
I didn't asked yesterday, but, how is the flu going?
>>674073413
Pats a qt.
>>674073343
No need to be rude
>>674072316
I wasn't here much yesterday either, and I don't really care to know. No need to be ashamed of anything!
>>674073475
This image is a good image
>>674073667
moo
Lady Sylvanas
>>674073413
>*pats aggressively*
>>674073074
Hey Ruri
>>674073667
Hey milkman
Noire Claimed.
>>674071624
>To Red
Don't worry about that, I not going to ruin the thread.
>Great story though
>>674071985
>To Stocking
Yeah probably u.u
I don't want make anyone mad either.
I think that was only a 1 time thing, you just need to control yourself more :3
>>674073735
Don't really want to talk about it right now, stressed enough as is.
Your day going well?
>>674073946
Yep, you couldn't think of anything original or intelligent to say, so you posted some Reddit memes. Congratulations, you are a disappointment to your entire family.
>>674073588
Dub pats
>>674073735
Pats a qt-er
>>674073855
You like to pat rough eh?
>>674073769
Still: Nice eyepatch tho
>>674073769
Thanks, I appreciate that.
It's not so much that I'm ashamed, I have very little shame, it's more that I've definitely lost a lot of credibility.
How are you anyway? I don't wanna start some shitty sob story
>>674074064
Oh yeah for sure.
Glad you're still here with me Noire!<3
>>674073735
I'm living the dream.
>>674074069
>concern
>>674073667
moo
>>674074309
>I don't wanna start some shitty sob story
You know you do. 20 bucks says you do; for attention.
redanon, ever consider a career in writing? that was pretty awesome
>>674074142
>>674074440
calm down friend
>>674074185
only sometimes
>>674074309
Maybe to some, but idk all's cool in my book
I'm good, thanks! Hopefully your hangover starts feeling better soon and you can cheer up a little
>>674074205
Word
>>674073769
>>674074357
Mooo mooo.
>>674073855
Hi.
>>674074440
But you're the one here fishing for replies,
>>674074512
>>674073735
H-hi Ruri.
I don't suppose you're willing to talk to me...
>>674074069
Hope you're okay hand-kun!
>>674074440
If I did, I would've
>>674074586
Good to hear!
I'm alright, my hangover isn't too bad now after getting some fresh air and drinking a lot of water.
I'll keep the mood light! At least I'm better than this morning
>>674074653
Touch the cow
Do it now
>>674074653
How are you today??
^This question extends to everyone too don't mean to exclude any of u lmao
>>674074703
Everyone in this thread is fishing for replies; including you by responding to me.
>>674074309
Pleased to hear that! ^^
>Were you worried that I was going to leave you?
>Blushes
>>674074523
No. And almost certain I never will. I wouldn't even consider that quality, just something for comedic value.
>>674074943
Good man. Going to vegas next weekend to see Slayer and meet Danny from Counting Cars with my dad. going to be fun.
>>674074653
What're you up to?
>>674074943
I'm pretty good, bored.
>as usual
>>674074985
maybe because we want to have legitimate conversations with others
Back again. Gonna claim then do some more time at the gym.
>>674072316
Hey Stocking
I'll probably be silent here too. Stuck planning for St. Patrick's day so I'll be too busy to really do anything
With that I leave you with the shit I've had on repeat today
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HzF0hHb7xMc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O601PVTd0g8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HVPkOsHSBoE
>>674074826
You're day going well after last night? Not hung over or anything?
>>674074943
I'm pretty fine tho. Went to the store after a short day of work, stole some sweets from a fat kid and now sitting here and downloading The Division. How about you?
>>674075213
>You're
Ugh.
>>674074357
Fast food and vidya?
>>674074069
I suppose it's not going any well
Sorry to hear that, hand buddy.
It's been a good day, maybe a bit slow.
>>674073855
Heyo there.
>nice dubs
>>674075202
Conversations about what? Your imaginary girlfriends?
>>674074873
Touch the cow daily.
>>674074943
>>674075202
I'm alright, not really doing anything like usual.
>>674075023
Of course!
I'm rather fond of you to be honest, we've had some really good conversations in these thread!
Plus you're adorable.
>>674075205
Welcome back Ruby!
Shame, at least you're still here I guess.
>Nice music
>>674075213
My day is alright I guess.
I have been pretty hungover but I'm feeling better now. A little down but I'm not gonna go into anything.
Has your day been okay?
>>674075476
>Guess Ruri isn't talking to me
Understandable.
Sorry Ruri.
>>674075476
Glad to hear it, sorry it went slow. Just one of those weeks, I guess.
>>674074943
Tired af, but i still have a lot of stuff to do.All i want to do now is to draw ,but i cant have any more nonfinished work, and this thread isnt helping at all.
Anyone else prepping for Oculus Rift/Vive release? Just bought two GTX980ti's, an i7 5960x, ASUS Rampage V, and 64GB RAM. 1TB SSD + 4TB HDD on the way.
>Already preordered Oculus.
Virtual Reality waifus, here I come.
>>674075725
You're an artist Syndra?
>>674075476
not so much vidya. Glad your day is going well.
Stocking seems very concerned with your opinion of him.
>>674074985
Of course everyone is fishing for replies, this is a circle jerk thread. You are well aware why everyone is here. But don't make it seem like you are any better than any of us here, especially considering the fact that you are guilty of the same "crime" that you're accusing us.
>"But at least I don't have an imaginary friend"
Yep you don't, you visit /b/ though, and that's a mark of being a NEET in itself.
>>674075695
Why are ya feeling down? Glad you're not feeling hungover anymore.
>Has your day been okay?
Nope.
>>674075519
not really
>>674075476
How are you today?
>>674075674
Pretty much the same, honestly
>>674075819
Kinda, but no. I have some stuff thats alright but i havent shared it with anyone. (Exept one time when i sold one painting for 25 euros on ebay. )
>>674076209
Care to share anything? I am looking for an artist to commission.
>>674076007
I don't want to get into too much detail as I'm not looking to whore attention but to put it vague it's mainly my cousin and other minor issues.
That's why I've been drinking a fair lot.
>Nope.
I'm really sorry to hear you're doing bad man. I'm here to talk but I won't force you to say anything.
I hope things get better.
>>674075176
That's awesome dude, jealous lmao. Hope you guys enjoy it
>>674075253
>stole some sweets from a fat kid
Alright sounds like a good day then. I'm alright, done with classes for the day so I'm about to light up a bowl and chill. Also, let me know eventually how you like the Division, been thinking about picking it up
>>674075674
At least nothing's gone catastrophically wrong
>>674075725
You're an artist? That's pretty cool, have you put up your work online before?
>>674075695
Same thing here!
>Especially after the proposal
>That was unexpected
>Bring hands behind, lowers eyesight
>Plus you're adorable
O-oh...
You're such a qt Stocking c:
>>674076331
Kek, not really whoring for attention but okay. You can talk to me if you want, hope your cousin is doing okay. Feel free to vent to me, pretty much why I'm here.
I'll be fine, don't worry.
>>674071868
Fuck you nigger
She's mine
>>674076652
I already wrote a thing. So, pretend this text is another huge paragraph berating you for ERPing.
>>674075928
I am better than you. I'm not participating in this circle jerk, like you. I don't have an imaginary girlfriend, like you. You're here to make friends, because you have trouble socializing with people in person. I'm here to berate everyone like the good little bored pseudo-intellectual I truly am. So yeah, I'd say I'm better than you.
>>674076322
Well i cant draw pepole, and if i do i do it rarely.
Kost of my stuff is landscapes and buildings with siluetes instead of pepole. I might post some later, got stufs to do first.
>>674076376
There is some, but without name. And hopefully hidden somewere real deep.
>>674076831
No.
>>674077036
Oh boy, i should read what i say first.
MFW somebody else claimed Fremy already in this thread T_T
>>674077036
Well let me know. I would prefer to send money toward another /waifu/ neet than a professional artist if the work is good enough.
My true waifu
>>674076652
>I proposed for a reason <3
I aim to please!
How is your culinary class going?
>>674076846
To be fair Noire never ERP'd.
We're just talking dude, nothing is gonna happen today.
I've learned my lesson.
I've lost enough credibility and respect
>>674076783
Thanks hand-kun, I appreciate that you're there for me
Same applies to you!
I don't really need to vent though, don't worry about me.
Really glad you're here for me though man. It means a lot.
I guess I've made a lot of mistakes recently, lost a lot of people.
Feels good to still have someone I trust, even if they are miles away and I only know them by their hand kek
>>674075695
>>674076331
Just rein it in man, I doubt many people here, if anybody, actually hates you for what happened, I certainly don't I just want you to learn why I'm telling you this., you just need to realize that this isn't the place for that stuff. I'm glad you took it to a different thread but people here would prefer if you did it somewhere else, think hand-kun mentioned steam chat or something, or at least did it very rarely. I'm not gonna say I've never ERP'd before and I probably can't even say I wont ever do it again but like I've said this just isn't the place for it.
Hell I'm pretty sure I've attention whored more than you have to if you want to vent whatever's eating you inside do so, you'll feel better.
Ok, let's see how my Skyrim looks like with a new ENB....
To throw something in: What are you guys listening to atm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z5y8im_23A
>>674077509
Hey thanks.
But don't worry, that's not really what's getting me down.
Sure, I recognize that I shouldn't have posted that shit in these threads and for that I do apologise but I'm not fretting too much about it.
I've got other personal problems right now, I'd rather just not go too much into them.
Thank you though, I appreciate the help!
Let's just leave last night in the dust.
>>674075705
These threads help quite a lot, don't worry.
>Get well soon!
>>674075695
hello stocking
how are you?
>>674076014
I bit hungry, I'm really sick of Cup noodles for lunch.
>They're not even that good
How about you?
>>674077701
What enb are you using?
>>674077018
Nice projection there.
>I'm not participating in this circle jerk
You are bumping the thread, you are discussing, you reply when you are replied to. I'm pretty sure you participate.
>You're here to make friends, because you have trouble socializing with people in person
Shit you got me there. This thread provides a good source for entertainment, semi anonymously, with pretty much no re precautions, if you could put your ego aside for a while maybe you could join a circle jerk and appreciate it for what it is.
>I'm here to berate everyone like the good little bored pseudo-intellectual I truly am
You're free to, I'm enjoying this quite a bit, please proceed to educate my ignorant ways.
>So yeah, I'd say I'm better than you
I guess you really got me there Anon. Such intellect has never before graced this glorious website, oh angels praise thy gracious ways.
>>674077191
RIP
>>674077701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAThAvA_Nsk
>>674077701
bruh. Hold the fuck up. I have been on a skyrim kick recently. Let me get a screenshot real quick.
>>674077494
Clearly have something to get off your chest, so just do it. No point in letting it eat away at you, always happy to talk to you, no worries. Don't really care for what happened, we all make mistakes, pretty small one at that.
>>674078032
That's good to hear, glad they help ya.
>>674077701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo
>>674077701
Hate the show, like the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYkkhehAxWQ
I probably won't have much time; need to pack for March break.
WoWs with me, Tenten?
>>674076846
Yeah I read that before, but I'm not ERPing now!
At least I think I did nothing wrong synce now...
>>674077494
>I aim to please
I think you played well synce now :P
Pretty good thanks!
For now we are working more on the health subject (Like food/diet diseases)
>>674078356
>>674078032
Hi Ruri.
I'm alright, definitely had better days
>It's mostly my fault though really
How are you today?
>>674078356
I dunno man. I don't think now is the time. Don't worry about me really, I'll be fine.
I may tell at another time.
>we all make mistakes
For sure, I'm just gonna forget about last night
>not like I haven't forgotten a lot of it anyway
I mean more that I've made mistakes IRL, some things can't be fixed eh?
>>674078722
I'm glad you enjoy my company!
>Working on the health subject
Ah yeah, I had to do stuff like that for a part time job. Boring but pretty important I guess
>>674078462
Hey Atago
>>674078929
Didn't mean to link hand-kun's post at the top.
>Whoops
>>674078929
Eh, okay. Feel free to talk whenever you want to, I've made plenty of mistakes in my life that I've ignored. You'll power through them, don't worry. If you ever need to talk about them, I'm here.
>>674079004
Hey other waifu of similar physical structure, I don't think I caught your name earlier
>>674078097
Different ones....just look how they löook like in my setting. Dou you have one you'd recommend?
>>674078462
Hey Atago. I'll join later, i have to mod my Skyrim a bit.
>>674079344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7vWDJEwZZY
Well.. Last night was interesting
How's everyone's day been so far3
>>674078929
Yeah sometimes it's boring and sometimes it's interesting.
>Just bought a beer while returning home
>Tennent's double 9%
>Love it
>>674079551
Pretty nice, see >>674075253
>What the fug happend last night?
>>674079209
Thanks hand-kun. Maybe talking about them will make me feel better, I dunno. It's complicated right now.
I appreciate the offer though, the same applies to you if you need someone to talk to! It's the least I can do.
>>674079551
Indeed it was.
My day has been full of headaches and boredom for the most part.
How was yours?
>>674079599
At least you're enjoying yourself!
You'll be a professional chef in a five star restaurant soon enough and I plan on dining there!
>never had it
>we have different beer here in England I guess
>>674079438
Sadly i dont, i was just curius because i want to get back in skyrim.
>More of a fallout type of guy but i can apritiate some Skyrim
>>674077701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4bJh8tjUcI
>>674077494
Just talk man. Let it out. Hinting at it ain't going to help. What's up?
>>674077701
BEHOLD, RAGNAROK. Leader of the Thieves guild, Harbinger of the companions, Listener of the Night Mother, Arch Mage of the College of Winterhold, slayer of the world-eater. Also pictured, my wife and loyal companion Serana as overhauled by Sads13 and a plethora of dialogue mods, as well as a combat mod for her.
>She can one shot low tier dragons
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>>674079719
Lots of lewd stuff
>I made out with teto
>I 69d Emi
>lots and lots of lewd
>>674079852
Good! I get to go to dinner with my dad so I know he's alive
>>674079933
Hi Emi! How're you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjJtt0PcogU best anime?
>>674079719
>What the fug happend last night?
You do not want to know
claim
>>674079852
Yeah man, don't mention it. Always here for that sort of thing.
I'll be fine, practically built like a stonewall. No worries.
>>674079933
Heyo, buddy.
>>674079913
It's too complicated right now.
Maybe at a later time.
Thank you for the concern though!
>>674080032
Good to hear! Have you not seen him in a while?
>I see my dad like once a month, he's not too fond of me heh
>>674079933
Hey Emi!
How are you doing today?
>>674079344
It's Galko
>I didn't notice how just similar they are until now
>>674080193
I always want to know....the more infos, the better.
>>674080032
I'm fine, back from the French class
>Insert joke about surrender and/or sexual joke
I've been watching Rwby and I've been lightly bullied (very lightly)
A great day
>>674080318
Hi hand-kun. Weren't you sick or feeling under the weather a few days ago? Are you fully recovered?
>>674080323
Hi best goth! I'm doing fine, watching animu and stuff. I'll go out with some friends later, so I won't be here long.
>>674080611
Some waifubros from here sinned (me included). We sinned a lot, with lots of lewd and ropes.
>>674079852
>Five stars restaurant
Oh come on, now you're making me blush ^^
>Different beers
I don't remember where they make it.
But I remember that passed 6 hours synce I last eat something.
And that was a double malt beer.
>>674081097
>ropes
Bondage? I like it...
But still, i'm just a monument to all your sins. So don't worry.
>>674081097
>Are you fully recovered?
No. No worries though, it's all good.
Hey man, hope you're doing well.
>>674080611
lewd orgy roleplay
>>674080425
I said that wrong
>>674080228
good one
>>674079438
kek
>>674081097
>bullied
We're here for you man
>>674081287
It was more than ropes tenryuu
>>674081399
Oh hi Hand-kun!
R8
>27 images until new thread.
>>674081097
We will all be bullied from time to time. Such is the nature of 4chains.
>multiple correct captchas required
Fuck off.
>>674072268
Yes there is another!
>>674080318
Thanks, always appreciate the concern!
Good to hear you're strong though, I guess I don't have to worry too much about you heh.
I hope it isn't too serious.
>Stocking sends hugs
>>674081097
>Best goth
Kek, call me Stocking!
Good to hear you're alright. Hope you have fun with your friends, just going for a few drinks?
>>674081228
If you put in the dedication I'm sure you'll get there!
You should really eat man, cook yourself up something divine!
>forever wishing I could cook
>>674081547
The ropes were a pretty major part though.
>I got a typing captcha holy shit
>>674081709
Im on it
Finaly free
>fuck this work
>gonna play WoWs
And again Guten Abend Everyone !
>>674081580
>would go into battle with
>>674081933
Why does your waifu look like a small child?
>>674081547
Hey buddy, thanks for saying hi. Hope your day has been going well.
>>674081933
Yeah, don't mention it.
>hugs
>>674082103
>>674082113
Not fond of me are you red?
I didn't think she did but I guess she does look a little small in that pic.
Must be the animation style, she's definitely not a kid.
>>674082182
On a less serious note, what are you up to?
>>674081933
It was a great night though
>I know the feel bro
>>674082103
Guten Abend, Graf!
>>674082182
Its been going great! See >>674080032
>>674082113
Its the art style
>>674081287
We were a liiitle bit annoying, so we apologized.
>I'm glad the future Führer is this understanding
>>674081399
I'm doing fine, no big problems
i know it's none of my business but if you aren't feeling well and it has to do with the stomach (it's a guess, maybe I'm wrong), eat bananas, rice, toast and plenty of water. If diarrhea of vomiting are in the mix, bananas are vital, you need your potassium.
>No need to keep talking about this if you don't want to
>>674081547
No regrets
>>674081933
>just going for a few drinks?
Yup.
>a few drinks
On a secon thought, maybe more than a few. My friends really want to get shitfaced like never before.
>>674082103
Guten Abend, Graf.
Sink as many bastards as you can
>>674082569
I am fond of everyone. I just don't know the origins of stockings. That picture seemed like she was maybe 7yo.
>>674082103
>>674082473
Heyo, glad to have you back. Coffee time is best time, especially with friends. Have a good time in WoW.
>>674082569
Nothing much, was talking to a friend but we're both not in talkative moves so we stopped. Enjoying the heat now, you?
>>674082646
Nice, glad to hear that. Hope you guys cleared the air on that, your dad has a very caring son clearly. He's lucky to have you.
>>674082691
I'd rather not, there are multiple factors playing into my state of being right now. So it's not worth going into, I appreciate the sentiment though. Means a lot.
Glad to hear you're doing well.
>>674071868
Helena Claimed
>>674081933
>I'm sure you'll get there
I don't want to get too cocky, but i appreciate it! ^^
>You should really eat
Yeah exactly, but i don't think it will change things anyway.
>Drinking alcohol with an empty stomach doubles the effect
>9% double malt, it's like drinking something with 18-20%
>forever wishing I could cook
It isn't too difficult to learn!
Just learning the basics will bring you a lot of satisfaction ^^
>>674083157
>Middle kek
>>674082691
Oh and see >>674080032 for more info
>>674083132
Aw thanks hand-kun! Means a lot to me
>>674083157
>genuinely spooked
>>674083346
Hi ruri! Why didn't you join us last night?
>>674078160
Yeah, I'm not getting a response to this am I?
Alright. Back for a little bit then probably gonna lurk a little. What did I miss?
>Rubyanon
>>674082646
Oh yeah, probably could've handled it better but I enjoyed myself
>>674082691
Do it man, if you're not doing anything tomorrow then take an opportunity to get smashed with your friends!
Enjoy!
>>674082761
Ah alright.
She's definitely over 18, her actual age is never given though.
From the anime Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt if you didn't know.
Highly recommended!
>transistor is a glorious game btw
>>674083132
Fair enough man.
Glad to hear you're getting heat! Nothing but cold in England, gotta love it.
>Although tbf I do prefer cold to heat
I'm just listening to music and shitposting as always. Might watch more Steins;Gate.
>>674083313
You're aiming to get wasted then huh? Hope you have fun!
>isn't too difficult
I know basics like lasagne and shit but I'm no expert chef such as yourself <3
>>674083777
Are you fucking serious with trips Ruby. I'm good though thanks!
>>674083830
I enjoyed myself too
Well I guess I should say screw all the other waifus because Sinon is the best!!
>>674083777
Welcome back, Ruby.
>checked
T-MINUS 4 IMAGES UNTIL SHIT STORM.
Get on it, Syndra.
>>674083773
I Kek'd
Forgot to reply though
>Stocking
>Conserving image limit
>>674082646
Hi Hi
>Wanna play later in WoWs ?
>>674083132
Hando-kun you're embarrassing me ...
>So many good words directed to me
Thank you
>>674082691
I will do my best !
Second last image
>>674083830
I wasn't really aiming to get wasted, I remembered later that passed 6 hours synce I last ate something.
I guess I can't do nothing about it now.
>Choosing to drink or not to drink
>I'm no expert chef such as yourself
You really want to make me be more fond of you <3
>Noire
>>674083777
Not much, no worries.
>>674083830
Yeah, at least with the cold you can bundle up. With the heat it's just constant, still love it though. Helps build discipline.
Nice, also listening to music. Yeah, heard it's rather cold up in England. At least you like the cold, glad to hear it.
>>674083560
Don't mention it, it's what I'm here for.
>>674084206
Happy to embarrass if it's flattering. Meant every word of it, no thanks are needed.
>hand
>>674084127
New thread.
>Not being dedicated enough to claim your waifu literally 2 seconds after thread was made
