Waifu claiming thread. Version 7.78
Woke up just to make this thread edition.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed once more.
Sup
Ayy
>claimed
>>673772422
>7.78
Dedication. Thank you.
Mugi claimed
Heyo.
>>673772792
Now back to sleep, until im needed once more
(Probuably not. I have had enogh)
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Ruri is 2nd
>>673772335
Pepsi is great, don't mind powerade either.
Cookie dough pop tarts make me orgasm I swear they're actually amazing!
Pizza is pretty awesome.
>cheap and easy to get
Unless you want to get into debt by buying at domino's.
>>673772468
Just listened to "We ran out of CD Space" and couldn't help but laugh.
Psychostick definitely help cheer me up!
>>673772706
Nice. I'll check him out!
Back from vidya
>Best idol claimed
Obligatory claim.
a neccicary evel
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed for the last time today
Have a nice evening/night
Remember to eat healthy and exercise!
>>673773015
That's alright. Get your sleep. Thanks again and goodnight.
>>673772596
Back with a vengeance (not really)
Also, claimed completely.
wooop
>So sleepy
>>673772659
I think your waifu and my waifu would get along.
>>673773172
Goodnight bestbro.
>>673773191
>>673773047
Those fuckers are expensive, just get the cheap stuff that you can enjoy all the same. Pepsi is pretty great, glad we can agree on this.
>Cookie dough pop tarts make me orgasm I swear
Are you me?
>>673773015
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
Marie rose claimed
Hey guys
>>673773362
Nazi Photoshop science
>>673772422
Why are we "claiming" our waifu?
>>673773224
Completely, now? Bold. Well, I'm happy for you.
>>673772422
Dude, you got dedication and it's amazing
>Thank you for your service
>For real though, awesome job
>>673773047
>Cookie dough Poptarts
My Person of Color
You should also listen to Tenacious D. It's Jack Blacks band and I love them. Was lucky to see them in concert!
>>673773047
imo dominoes is top-tier pizza. i had one of my friends try to say that pizza hut is better... hes a fucking idiot.
>>673773540
This is the technology we need to be working on, screw the cure for Ebola it only kills niggers anyway.
>>673773767
Die Endlösung der Judenfrage
>>673773687
>Implying Pizza Hut even qualifies for top 100 list
Dominoes is amazing, but there's none nearby me sadly. Local places are the bomb though
>>673773015
Goodnight! Thanks again for the threads
>>673773926
That's l-l-lewd Atago
>>673773617
Why wouldn't we?
>>673773224
Hi there!
Good to see you're proud of your waifu now!
>>673773430
I tend to enjoy the cheap stuff more anyway!
Fuck Pizza hut and Domino's.
Also Pepsi and Dr Pepper are the best sodas and that is factual
>I get railed for saying soda since I'm british
>We call soda "pop" but that sounds fucking gay
>Are you me?
I'm not even sure anymore
>>673773438
2nd best claim in this thread
>1st being me of course
>>673773670
Glad you agree!
>you should listen to Tenacious D
Like I don't already! Fucking loved the movie and I fucking love the music.
You're so lucky! I wish I could see them live
>>673773687
Dominoes is pretty damn good to be honest. It's just so expensive.
Pizza hut sucks, hope you're not his friend anymore
ナノ「歌」
れをる 「歌」
>>673773362
Hello Mr. Milkman (Miss Milk Lady?)
>>673773430
Don't get the having a hand as an obligatory claim, but then again no one in this board can judge.
>>673773648
Man, it's embarrassing to look back at it now...
>>673773670
Hey Red!
How are you fine gentlemen handling today?
Are you ready kids?
>If trips get, every waifu of this thread must be given to me this very instant
>>673773926
>Google it
>Final Solution on Wikipedia is the first thing that pops up
My sides.
>>673774181
Here in Canadaland we call it "Pop"
>>673773362
Sounds pretty good
>>673773617
Because.
>>673773687
pizza hut a shit
>>673774440
I actually somehow forgot my opening pic
and didn't get trips
What am I
>>673774440
>too close
>>673774594
>>673774440
You almost got quads, tho.
Glad to see you're not giving up, anon!
>>673774181
>I used to be the 2nd best
>>673774653
You've got good taste
>>673774507
Heh, is there anything you Canadians don't steal apart from Maple Syrup?
I don't like saying pop. Just sounds stupid.
Didn't know you were Canadian though Mistress!
>>673774440
ああああああああああww
>>673774440
Better luck next time
>>673773687
>Dominoes
>Top tier
I'd rather eat Little Cesar's
>>673774475
The final solution to the Jewish question
>>673774823
>2nd best goth waifu
Hasn't changed Ruri!
I'll always love you most <3
>this is one of my fav pics
>>673774395
Either one, I'm the milkman and my waifu is the milk lady.
Good to see you're not tsundere any more.
>>673774440
>>673774594
Jesus them almost quads.
>>673774507
>Pop
Some people...
Dubs or higher and mugi os worst waifu
>>673774181
We really are similar huh?
>Both know a Jesus knockoff
>Both know some autistic white nigger
>Similar music tastes
>Dominoes pizza>all
>Good taste in waifus
I have a clip of my friends and I all drunk in a car ride (Driver excluded cause were not that dumb) singing to Tenacious D. Glorious moment
It was at a music festival and I had no clue they'd be there. got to see them, Gerard Way solo, and a few others
>>673774395
I'm fine, thanks! How about you?
>>673774440
Next time
>>673774181
Pretty much agree on all of that, too many tastes in common here. Cheap stuff is just better in most cases, as long as it does it's job why complain?
Yeah, soda sounds better than pop, in my opinion. Glad we also agree on that.
>clones
>>673774395
Considering it's my right hand and what it does for me on a day to day basis, I'd say it has to be obligatory.
>>673774440
>4 off
>crippling depression will now ensue
>>673774915
Its the only answer to the jewish question.
>>673774850
Canada started as a British colony.
And please, keep calling me that, I like the TITle
>>673774440
>>673774594
Rest in Pepperoni
>>673774507
Fucking Canada
>almost as bad as michigan
>>673774181
It sucks that Domino's is so expensive. Domino's is literally my favorite pizza place. In the past year I think I've had Pizza Hut TWICE. MAYYYYBE THREE TIMES.
Also, my grandpa calls soda "pop" too.
>>673774181
>1st being me of course
Moomoo is here. And Snek. And Graf.
The top three places have been taken.
>>673775241
Wait, people actually say "Pop"?
That's retarded. All ive ever heard is Soda. Although I know one person who calls any soda "Coke"
Ryuko Matoi claimed.
All others are just common whores.
kek no im the #1 claim >;)
>>673775563
>That's retarded
So cliquey.
>>673775563
Yeah, glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks that. Whenever I'd hear it I'd just cringe, sounds stupid. People have their preferences, I guess.
>coke
That must be fairly confusing.
>Hey man, what do you want?
>Give me a coke!
>Here you go
>What?!? Not this kind of coke!
>>673775149
I think I've just given up resisting and resigned myself to my fate rather than actually quit being one.
>>673775228
>Still drowning in work
>>673775620
*Cough*
>>673775707
Some of us may beg to differ
>>673775620
B8
>>673775563
I'll go all Mister Freeze on your ass
>>673775448
No Tenten?
>>673775396
100% Nigga
>>673775393
It's not like I asked to be born in Cuckland
>just got a typing CAPTCHA wtf
>>673775620
Good waifu.
>>673776017
Ok
>>673776048
It's ok, Michigan is still worse
>>673776048
Woah. Woah. Hey, I mean out of the people here right now. Obviously no-one can top the God Empress Tenryuu.
>>673774566
>>673775393
Is her anime any good?
>>673775396
Ay nigga.
>>673775977
More dere then tsun now huh.
Im off
Good night anons
>Gute nacht
>Grafanon
Sylvie claimed
>>673776048
>>673775977
Do you punks think you can insult me and my waifu? I will not tolerate such rude behaviour.
>>673775945
Different strokes for different folks I guess. It just confuses me
>>673775977
That sucks. Reminds me I have a project to turn in tomorrow and I havent done shit
>>673776048
1v1 me in COD bro
>>673776458
Goodnight! Sleep well!
>>673775228
I've got so much in common with you and Hand-Kun.
It's so strange!
>You are so lucky dude!
>I'll be going to download festival this year in june
>>673775241
I'd say you're me from the future but I have small pixie hands that aren't as nice as yours!
Glad we're so similar though
>>673775368
No then heh
Of course Mistress Atago!
I am still at your service for three days
>nice pun
>>673775407
Yeah man.
Oh well, cheap pizza places get the job done!
People who call it "pop" are just stupid
>no disrespect to your grandpa
>>673775448
>sad stocking
>>673776458
Goodnight!
Sleep well!
>>673776458
Gute nacht, best Deutsch CV
>>673776458
Goodnight
I've spared no expense on these quality pats
>>673776458
Goodnight, Graf. Sleep warm and well.
>>673776749
Definitely confuses me as well.
>>673776780
I don't really think that, I'm just a fairly skinny man. I'm sure your hands are fine, nothing wrong with small hands.
>Secretly want pics
>>673776412
I personally enjoy it, but that really doesn't mean anything
>she's still a qt regardless
claim
>>673776412
Guh...
I think my pride took a hit on that one.
>>673776458
Night night
>>673776622
>>673777009
The Patmaster has returned, I see. En garde!
>>673776672
*Cough*
>>673776749
>Drowning not because I actually have work but because I'm a slave to my perfectionist tendencies
>Wake me up inside
>>673777168
That's one way of asking for some
>>673776458
Goodnight.
>>673777009
Pats a best.
>>673776749
>COD
Gas yourself
>>673776672
Irony
>>673776780
All I really care about at this point is the title
>>673776780
I never heard anyone here ( in Canada) call pop "soda" i think soda sounds stupid.
Must be because we're so use to calling it one or the other, the other just sounds strange.
Might as well claim mine while I can
>>673776780
I think the 3 of us might just be the same person maybe
>Used to go to Summerfest in Milwaukee every year and see awesome bands
>Can't go this year cause Boot Camp :/
Have fun at download festival! Sounds like it'll be a blast
>>673777351
I feel for you man. Good luck on your work!
>>673777440
>Gas yourself
But im not a Jew
>>673777009
Hey Pat anon.
I've got an objection
I tried that game out, and it was pretty sad at the start.
>Then she asked if she could do lewd things with you
Can you refuse her forever?
>>673777512
Forgot pic
(Just so you know who is talking)
>>673777358
>Pats a best.
Fuck, it'll be amazing if I can get to sleep before this guy cums on Sylvie and shows it off to everyone here.
7 get
>>673777009
Hey there Pat-anon. How are you?
>>673777901
Check out these dubs
>>673777351
I'm not all that good at directly asking for something, sort of timid.
>>673777766
Those are some beautiful repeating digits.
>>673777702
You keep refusing and eventually she'll rape you in your sleep because she's that horny. Not that you mind in-game.
>>673777351
En garde? You must have me confused with another.
>>673777702
Why would you want to refuse her? I'm pretty sure when she says that its because she is comfortable around you and its the only way to progress further, I think
>>673777252
I've gone into anime with less, pretty sure I've gone into plenty others because there was a qt.
>>673777351
Admitting you're tsun is the first step in curing it.
>>673777796
I meant the actual act of headpatting.
>>673778030
You mean these dubs?
what do you do if you think your days of laying around doing nothing are numbered
>>673777796
Pats
a
best
>>673778429
They are. That's why you need to make the most of them
>>673775563
Dammit Ruby I'm from Pennsylvania and my whole family calls it pop.
>>673778056
>I should have known the H-game sign was there for a reason.
>>673778129
You're like the father she never had to the poor creature, I don't see why the lewdness is necessary
>>673777440
To be fair to you Mistress, there's fuck all I can offer you.
Kinda wish I could offer something.
Eh.
>>673777168
Ask and you shall receive!
>>673777693
I hope it will be!
I'll finally get to see Disturbed!
>>673777512
Yeah I suppose so.
I just think saying "I'm gonna go get a glass of pop" sounds like a something a kid would say.
I'm not going to be able to be on for as late tonight. I have to go to bed early... have to wake up at 7 AM.
what the actual fuck i had to go through like 14 captchas
>>673779085
>Filename
kek.
Glove makes them hard to see, but from the general shape they look cute. I wouldn't worry.
>>673779432
Alright man, hope you sleep warm and well.
>>673779085
I'm good with just the title, honestly
>>673779073
What about...lewd patting?
>>673778030
>>673777901
>>673778428
Nice job
Now look at these
>>673778281
I've been told it's shit, but I don't care honestly.
>>673778429
Enjoy laying around while you can, then accept that you can't do nothing forever
>>673778428
>>673779725
I think you mean these trips?
>>673779085
Awesome! Disturbed is great! Would love to see them one day!
>All covered up I see?
Is your hand muslim?
>>673779506
Y-you want to see my bare hands?
That's so lewd hand-kun...
>>673779536
Then let's make the title permanent.
Since there's nothing else I can give you!
>>673779725
I think they're looking for these digits right here
>>673779607
>>673779506
>Glove makes them hard to see
What is this? /h/?
>>673779969
Sounds good to me!
I guess your free of my rule then, since we've nothing else to do
>>673779725
>>673779935
Enough playing around, these are my true digits.
>>673778660
Sure, and the rotherham rape gangs were a bunch of dindu nuffins.
>>673779073
I'm proud of you.
>>673779969
>That's so lewd hand-kun...
>those digits
Yeah, wouldn't mind seeing your bare hands.
>>673780197
Kek'd. Be an interesting board.
>>673780197
Shes got a hold of my pat hand! Repeat, shes got a hold of my pat hand!
I knew nothing good could come from lewd patting!
>>673779935
nice try
>>673779969
>69
Now watch this
>>673779969
>>673780437
I think I've been mistaken. Did I just hear someone say...
Lewd?
well im going to get in the shower then i might switch to mobile
>>673780271
>>673780456
Adorable. Watch the magic happen
>>673779969
>Bare hands
God that is Lewd with a capital L
>I like it
Also, you is free now, Stocking. Mastah' let you free
I'm gonna go play some vidya and maybe some other stuff, see you guys later.
>>673780895
Take care Cowgirl! Have fun!
>>673780707
Lewd?! No-no, just normal, non-lewd, patting.
>>673780783
Have fun
>>673780707
lewd?
>>673780895
bye milman
>>673780891
>>673779969
>>673780437
I must be hearing things. No one here said lewd, right?
>>673780891
mu claimed
>>673780895
Goodnight, Cowgirl. Sleep warm and well.
>>673781137
milkman*
>>673781158
I think someone said it
>>673780891
>>673781597
We /lewd/ now?
>Check em
>>673781158
>>673781137
>>673781597
This happened yesterday too.
>Spiderman thread
>Funny Banana
>Happening guy
>Nude nigger poster
Anything but this, please.
![DSC_0027[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p9BIx9K.jpg "DSC_0027[1].jpg")
>>673779935
My hand was very close to Stocking, I don't want to accidentally do something lewd with her!
Disturbed are pretty damn good, can't wait to see them there!
>>673780197
Hand-kun wants to see my bare hand...
He's so lewd!
O-okay hand-kun.
Only for you.
>>673780456
Are these the digits you're looking for?
>>673780707
You may have heard that
>>673780234
Thank you Mistress!
Pleasure working for you
>>673781597
>>673781874
>>673781158
L-lewd hour already? First hands now this?
>I dont have ay lewds to contribute on my PC. Only on my laptop
>Ruri you are spared lewds from me
Damn my shoulders hurt badly from doing all rhis woodworking. Gonna stop there. Maybe I'll have a few drinks, or go to the gym. Depends on what my buddy wants to do.
Either way. I'll be a bit more active here now
Claiming my wife C.C.
>>673781874
I'll join in some lewd
>>673772422
>best girl
>>673782063
>>673782233
Guess we /lewd/ now
All I can contribute so far
>Rubyanon
>>673781874
I guess no lewd
>>673782078
>>673781874
sorry guys no lewd
>i don't have enough anyways
>>673782063
Holy shit my hands are small and childish
>I-I swear I'm not 14
>>673782182
Go get a drink! You deserve it man.
>>673781875
It's too late now.
Hand-kun even got me to post bare hand
I feel dirty...
>>673782441
Is it getting hot in here?
haha losers
Are you faggots even trying?
Make way for the clear winner.
>>673782063
Thank you very much. Don't know what you were all worked up about, your hand looks great.
>T-thank you for showing me, so kind.
>I'd hold your hand any day of the week
>>673782639
i don't think I'll ever recover
>>673782233
>>673782510
Maybe some light lewd for the mood
>>673782639
brb killing myself
>>673782628
Please stop it, I know you can do it
>You're awesome...
>>673782755
>I'd hold your hand any day of the week
>>>/h/
>>>/d/
>>>/gif/
>>>/hc/
>>>/co/
Stop it now hand kun
This isn't funny anymore.
>>673782888
Sorry you can't appreciate the best, go back to dining on the worst.
>>673782628
This is getting really hot in here
>So do we take off all our clothes?
>>673782639
Here, you dropped this (You)
>>673782693
Oh, this isn't a contest.
But that's good for you, because you would have been in last place!
What i miss?
>>673783063
>me putting your waif in the trash where she belongs
>>673782755
>worked up about
I just posted nudes of my hand on the internet
You're used to it man, I'm hand shy...
>I'd hold your hand
O-oh hand-kun. T-thank you.
>hand blush
>>673783056
No more bare hand pics!
I'm sorry Ruri, hand-kun made me do it
>No, you're the best Ruri!
>>673783070
We take off all of our gloves that's for sure
Back the FUCK up. None of you are ready for the supreme overlord waifu, Maya fucking Fey.
>>673783366
Bare naked hands
It got lewd
>>673783025
Are bikinis ok
>these hand lewds are too much
>>673783503
W-woah!
I g-guess you did
>That's pretty hot
>>673783594
Bikini party?
>>673783503
>Remember to hide and try to avoid replying
>Like I'm doing right now
>>673783366
Bare hands.
>>673783805
>>673783805
>>673783805
>>673783805
>>673783805
>>673783860
>>673783903
>CAN'T WAKE UP
>>673783056
O-okoay, I'll stop. Sorry, Ruri-kun.
>>673783366
Nothing much but literal hand posting. Got to see Ruby and Stocking magnificent hands. Hope you enjoyed your dinner.
>>673782441
>great hands
>>673783457
Don't mention it, buddy. Hands look nice though, much nicer than mine I'd say. I'd love to see more of them in private, so Ruri wouldn't get offended.
>Any day of the week
>>673783503
Fairly sure you read them.
>Ruri will cry, don't do it please.
>flattering hands
