Waifu claiming thread. Version 8.19
>the ride never ends
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed.
> Save me from the nothing i've become
Obligatory claim
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Ruri is 2nd!
The second i leave you animals get lewd hands.
Back
>>673783806
T-t-thats really lewd
>I like it
Ayy
I'm gonna take a shower, be back in like 15 minutes.
>claimed
>>673783806
Bikini party.
>>673784194
Sorry, Yuuko. I couldn't help myself.
>I'm so sorry, Ruri.
What happened?
We said bikini party last thread?
I swear to god i have some kind of internal hamster clock that wakes me up every time the thread reaches ~140 images.
>>673784411
ifunny.co
>>673783818
Okay, I think I managed to get rid of all the lewd residue within me last board.
Also, claimed. And loved. Very dearly.
>>673784411
>Cries because that would mean my hand has been cut off
>Nothing more to live for
>>673783818
>8.19
Holy shit, you're kidding...
KAWKAAA
>Best idol claimed
>>673784311
Meant to link to >>673783503 but same applies to you
Bikini time!
>sorry Ruri
>>673784373
Lewd, nekkid hands happened
Pats for Sylvie
>>673783503
You call that lewd?! This is lewd!
>>673783824
>>673784411
How rude, Never respond to my posts again.
Miho claimed
>>673784600
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>it should end soon. Its 3:04 am
>>673784397
Damn right!
>surprisingly there's a rare amount of Stocking bikini pics
>>673784760
O-oh.
Ruri don't look!
>>673784179
>Ruri is 2nd!
I already know you're awesome, you don't need to remind me.
>Do it anyways, though!
>>673784118
Thank you for stopping it, hand buddy.
I know it's not easy to continue against a fucking full-speed lewd train.
>>673784653
Ruby you're better than this
>I trusted you
>I really did
>>673784584
ouch
Yo-you have us...
>>673784760
>>673784653
Fuckin sweet, let me get my dick out.
>>673784760
Goodnight everybody.
>>673784760
Woah bro that's kinda lewd.
>>673785024
No!
Don't leave Ruri please!
No more lewds, we promise!
>Stocking hug
>>673784760
>Lewd
>>673784925
>I know Ruri
>Sometimes you do things you're not proud of
>>673784945
Now its a party!
>>673785024
Goodnight Ruri. Sorry for the lewds! wish you would stay
>H-hope you still like me
>>673783818
claiming this beauty right here
>>673784925
Hand just gets ahead of itself sometimes, I'll try and make sure it won't happen again.
>Those were some handsome hands though
>>673784940
Without my waifu/husbando, I'd be nothing in these threads.
>What am I going to do? Claim my left hand?
>That would be horrible.
>>673785024
Don't leave! Just hide the post and forget it ever happened.
>handshake
I have 60 beers. Tons of whine, whisky, and vodka. This is gonna be fun
Not an alcoholic. Just had a house warming party with lost of friends
>>673784760
I do believe the artist behind this drawing meant to portray this character in a sexual manner.
>>673785024
Don't go! I'll share pats with you if it'll make you feel better.
>>673783818
You waifags are ruining /b/ just take your pansy-ass-shit to /a/ ffs
>>673785024
Here, how about some nice, appropriate pictures of our waifus?
>>673785369
>left stump claimed.
>>673785024
Stay with us.
Forever and ever and ever.
Beli claimed
BTW confession time. I'm the one usually posting the waifu is shit/trash posts. Never meant it since I belive in to each there own kinda thing. Sorry everyone!
>>673785633
oh fuck right*
shit
>>673785588
>ruining
/b/ was ruined from the get-go, newfriend
>>673785588
>salty for not having a waifu
this is why having a waifu makes you laifu better
Does this count as lewd?
>>673785588
/b/ was never good enogh to ruin it
>>673785378
Do share
I could use alcohol right now!
>>673785470
>>673785369
>>673785329
>>673785234
>>673785470
>>673785633
>Remember to hide and report
>Hide and report
>Reporting a post hides it automatically
>Hide it again anyways
>>673785588
Also was not me. Swear on my life
Never forget.
>>673785024
I agree. It is time to go.
>>673785865
Same here. Dunno if im in the mood to get piss drunk yet. Maybe...
>>673785865
>>673786120
Why have alcohol when you can have caffeine?
>Don't do it
>>673785883
>Pats head calmly
Y-you okay, Ruri?
>>673786352
>drinking powerade and soda
>Oh boy, I can't wait for this heart attack
Max is so cute!
If you want lewd I have it with 11 girls
Seeing mixedmixed things. Is it lewd time or bikini time
>>673786352
I'm pretty good with my Alcohol, surprisingly. Never really get drunk unless I purposely want to
>Which is as rare as a Black Japanese Jew
Maybe i'll have a coffee. Who knows
>>673785883
You good Ruri? No lewds in sight now
>>673786690
I really didn't know that pic was made for ants
Internet claimed
I'm back
>>673786522
>Coffee
>Redbull
>Monster
>And someone stupid enough to mix them all up and drink
I swear, I thought I could see sounds.
Sorry I was dead I went to two concerts Friday and yesterday
>>673785883
It's okay Ruri.
>This happens to Stocking all the time
>I know your pain
>>673786120
Heh, it'd sure help me sleep!
>>673786805
Most Marie Rose pics seem to be!
Kino, once more, claimed
>>673786900
this one is mine
for over 12 years now
;_;
>>673786943
>also drank coffee
>two 32 oz powerades
>soda
We're going to die very young, aren't we?
>>673786687
I may or may not have perfected that game...
Twice....
>>673786943
Did that once minus the Red Bull. I wanted to die
>>673787033
I sadly have to stay up and finish a project. although it'd be funny to do the presentation hung over
>or still drunk
>We still gotta get pissed together some time
>>673787156
>ties noose
>>673787250
I only need to do Venus now and she has 3 hearts.
Also lewd alert
>>673783958
>>673787250
To be honest redbull is over rated shit
>>673787130
Realy now I'm not your waifu. I lay claim to my self and the internet
>>673787033
>>673787250
I'm part Irish so I would also like to partake in this act of drinking rotten barley and oats.
>>673787353
>unties noose
>>673787156
>Drink coffee everyday
>Drink enough to the point I can suffer from withdrawal
Yes. Very young.
>>673786522
I'll be fine, your dubs kind of help too, hand buddy.
>>673786792
You're right, only one was posted ITT.
I guess It's not too bad.
>>673787033
I've seen niggers talking about how badly they want to fuck Stocking, I guess compared to that, this is nothing.
>>673787353
YOU POSTED IT, RIGHT?
>Don't try to deny it.
>>673787489
>Cocks gun
>>673787682
hmm?
Your lewd? Nope your waifu is too pure to deface.
>>673787404
Nikki was my favorite. Who can resist a nerdy girl with blue hair?
Venus was difficult for me. Her and that punk chick. Cant remember the name
>>673787470
It's alright. Monster is still better
>>673787489
The more the better! Probably some time this week if anything.
>I'm Italian but my town is Irish. Those fuckers are something else
>>673787682
Yeah, it's really light this thread.
Sorry you have a waifu that everyone wants to fuck. Ruby gets a lot of... interesting art of her own too.
>>673787250
Damn right we do!
>doing the presentation drunk
how could that go wrong?
>>673787489
I'd love for you to!
>>673787682
They describe it pretty vividly.
It's definitely heart breaking.
Sorry you had to see that though
>I wonder who did it
Claimed
>>673787516
>>673787156
>love coffee
>can't drink more than two cups or I'll become sick
>>673788007
>>673787682
>>673786792
Draw me like one of your French girls
mmmm ramen
Aight guys, need to leave now. Need to leave and do work (reluctantly).
Wish me luck.
>>673788279
RURI DON'T LOOK AT THIS POST
Why are you doing this?
>>673788449
Don't worry Ms. Anarchy there is some for you too
>>673788151
Any time this week I'm good. Hand-kun is more than welcome
I mean, i've seen people do presentations high as a kite. They typically are the best to watch honestly.
>>673788279
Careful you'll scare away Ruri!
>Please dont leave Ruri
>>673788431
Good luck and Goodnight! Hope it goes well!
Ayy I'm back
>>673788007
>Unloads gun
>pops bullet in the chamber
>>673787682
I'm glad to hear that, Ruri-kun. Never leave us.
>>673788151
>hand blush
I'd love to as well. You seem like a very fun drunk.
>>673788238
You poor thing. I'm so sorry to hear that. Don't like Tea?
>>673788279
>Shields Ruri's screen with hand
>>673788115
Beli's my favorite of course. You mean Audrey?
>>673788724
Hey hey, forgot the picture.
>>673788431
Goodbye beautiful
Good luck
>>673788724
>Closes garage door starts car engine
Casca is mine
>>673788884
>>673788848
Fuck so did I
>>673788669
Oh boy. This guy is going all out
>>673788721
Welcome back!
>>673788743
Yes! That's her!
>Beli doing Yoga is 10/10 ngl
>>673788724
It'll be a fun time. Three guys drunk posting on /b/. What can go wrong?
Mizore Shirayuki
>>673788669
U-urm.
Stop.
You're not accomplishing anything!
>>673788709
Oh god I'd love to see that.
For sure man, I'll get some beers in tomorrow. Already got like a half bottle of vodka and some whisky.
>don't drink whisky too often but hey
Should be fun!
chel nigga
Now you things got interesting =^..^=
>>673788920
I'd rape you harded
>>673788985
Did you say something, Ruby?
>>673788743
Audrey is a cunt, I could never get over her voice.
>>673788985
It feels good to be back
>>673788985
Nothing wrong, the only things that can go wrongs are things that are actually right.
>>673789049
>looking forward to it
>>673788884
>slices openings in garage door
No worries, Yuuko. I'll never let depression take you from me.
>>673788279
Her chest is pretty inaccurate in that pic, anon.
She's way flatter.
>>673788724
>>673788709
I'm right here, thank you for worrying.
>>673789049
Jack Daniels is god-tier. I learned that Fireballs suck though. Can't wait!
>>673789215
Jokes on you, I already have that picture!
>Shield you eyes Ruri
>>673789260
Always happy to see you here
>>673788724
I'd like to have more, but it's become routine by now, so it isn't bad.
>tea
Nah. It tastes like hot water with an obscure edge that makes me gag. However... the fact that the only tea I've had was cheap and came off the shelf of an American store should be considered.
>>673788985
I agree with the yoga pose. That's why it's found here>>673785938
>>673789215
A+ fetish
>>673789387
Stay strong for mommy.
>>673789347
Can my diet still take me away from you? We wouldn't want that to happen.
>>673789387
How could I be so careless, my mistake.
>>673789347
Can't see how this would go wrong kek
>>673789387
I'm here with you Ruri, seems you're not the only target.
>>673789582
Jack daniels is pretty good stuff
>in small quantities
>>673789945
Forgot pic
>>673790016
I don't have porn of your waifu, because your waifu is shit
>>673789387
He's going after all of us. I can take the brunt of it. Don't you worry much.
>>673789672
The whole cast was A++. Best money I spent on a game that's basically bejeweled
>But with porn
>>673789765
>>673789347
It'll be like a Seth Rogan film. Or probably a really bad knockoff of "Dude wheres my car?"
>>673790134
I have tons
>>673790134
No, no, you're shit if you can't find it.
>>673790016
>Don't look down on me just because I'm little
>>673789732
Dude stop or Ruri will leave!
Post other lewds instead!
Better yet, join in the waifu discussions
>>673790134
I highly beg to differ!
>I do appreciate being called Ms. Anarchy though
>I like that part
An end to all is coming
>>673789732
Hey Mr. Lewdposter, could I ask for some Kirino?
I hate that bitch.
>You're looking for these or you had them saved?
"Girl boner intensifies"
>>673788669
Nice to see her getting fucked. She's a cunt.
Are they finding porn of our waifus now?
>>673790367
You mean this brother loving hoe bag? Yeah I've got some.
>I have most saved, looked for more, added to collection
>>673790581
O-oh.
Well that's not very nice.
>>673789630
Yeah, the more expensive teas have more to them. Though they're more expensive so that's a factor.
At least it's routine, sorry you can't get more though. I don't drink that much coffee myself, though it is pretty great.
>>673789709
I'd hope not! Longer you're in these threads the happier I am, so please stop trying to off yourself in efficient ways. It's becoming more difficult to prevent it.
>>673789765
Anything that would go wrong is actually right in this scenario, so no worries, Stocking-kun. I'll make sure you and Ruby don't fall off a roof.
>>673790188
I'd probably say a Seth Rogan film. If it's M. Night Shyamalan we're fucked. George Lucas would make sense because his dialogue is pretty similar to piss drunk people. I don't know.
>>673790602
Some people are. I have my own
>>673789582
Thanks man
>>673790339
What makes you say that
>>673790602
Not an original ordeal. Thankfully, we might make it to 10.00 due their efforts.
>>673790791
>pats hand
D-don't worry, Stocking-kun. I think you're great, don't listen to that guy.
>>673790602
Yup.
>N-not that I really mind
>>673789732
Feel free to post other lewds if it means not posting Ruri
>>673790824
>George Lucas
I'd kill myself if that happened to us
>>673790791
She's not a cunt, Stockinganon.
>scared
>>673790649
>>673790367
But you two look even better together
>>673790824
I'm sure we won't be THAT pissed
>Although I at least want to pass out at some point
>Would make sleeping easier
>>673791072
>>673791086
You guys are too kind to me!
Thank you <3
>is lewdposter gone?
>>673791113
Just cause you are.
>>673790602
Yes ...........
Getting pretty drunk now
There, now we've gone full circle, and that's where I stop...for now.
>>673791172
Boy dont make me break out the knifehands
>>673788115
Hell yeah
>>673791086
I Have yet to see my waifu get fucked.
>>673791047
Was just curious.
>>673790946
I don't dare desecrate my waifu like that, dishonorable.
>>673790914
The thread not me but am I the real me¿?
>>673791255
Seems to be done
>for now
This weekend has just been filled with surprises, huh?
>>673791460
Shhhhh dont say that! Lewdposter might see it
>>673791357
Also forgot to put
>Rubyanon
On this post.
>>673791460
Really?
I mean yeah Velvet is innocent and adorable but really
>>673791086
Which one of us is Jar Jar and rapist Anakin?
>>673791255
>Drunk passout is best kind.
>Smart man.
Don't mention it, qt buddy.
The end has come
>>673791333
Nice trips Mr. Lewds.
>>673791255
Stocking a qt, remember why she's your waifu.
>>673791856
How so
>>673791333
I actually like this
It's cute.
>>673791611
I'm scared of this thread...
I don't want to see Stocking being pounded.
>>673791813
Damn right
Drunk passout is always great
>>673791611
>>673791460
>>673791255
I'm done for now, but I'll be back tomorrow, and the next day...
Embrace it all and then on to the next thread
>>673791927
>qt
Which doesn't matter when they're so rotten on the inside.
>>673791927
You're right Ruri, she's perfect.
I don't care what those niggers think
>>673792004
Please don't.
I like these threads.
Bacon claim
>>673792073
K
>>673791255
Honestly, passing out piss drunk would be a better way to fix my sleep schedule
>>673791813
I'll be Mace "the Dindu" Windu
>>673791757
He's a noble man of noble deeds
>>673791959
Don't worry. We're in this together. just grab my hand and we'll make it through this
>In a non-sexual way of course
>>673792004
I'm calling your bluff
>>673791959
Wake up all hungover and cuddle with all your drunk buddies. Good shit.
My gardevoir, Airi.
Plus I can pet/feed her in Amie.
lewd time!
>>673792291
Fine, I'll stop due to my shared love of Stocking and Ruri, you win this time, Ms. Anarchy.
>>673792518
>I'll be Mace "the Dindu" Windu
>My wrists
>>673792531
C-cudling? Together?
>I like that
>>673792704
I have to thank /k/ for that one
Also
>>673792796
>>673792796
>>673792796
>>673792796
When we hit limit
>Rubyanon
>>673792518
Let's be honest Coco and Velvet would have the cutest love making type of lewd pictures
>>673792946
I may or may not have some Coco pictures that are... revealing
>>673792272
Why the hate on Stocking?
She's perfect.
You're just jealous that your waifu can't match her Kek
>>673792518
O-oh that's pretty lewd!
But I won't say no
>>673792531
Yeah, that's the best part
>>673792689
Thank you!
You're a cool guy
Also I love being called Ms. Anarchy, please keep doing that.
>>673792689
Great taste, friendo.
Feel free to claim a waifu and join.
>Ruri
>>673793134
Waking up with you next to me? Seems like the best part to me.
>hands
