Waifu Claiming Thread Dos.0 - Weekend edition
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu
>Discuss stuff
>Talk shit about other waifus
>Don't steal/impersonate
>Have fun. It's mandatory
Ruby claimed. Cute and deadly
>Exception for Roseanon
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Claiming Prinz before anyone else does
>>673598369
Gute Nacht, mein Führer
>>673599012
So a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender says in awe, "WOW, where'd you get that!?" the parrot replies "Africa, they're everywhere!"
>roseanon
Best catgirl
>>673597930
Da best.
i have no idea how to fix the gifs :/
>>673599453
>implying the holocaust was a bad thing
>Best
Obligatory claim.
>>673599335
https://youtu.be/K0DEW85wXjk
Fuck the rules.
tomoko claim
>>673599803
>no pic
>>673599708
>Galil AR
>best
Nigger are you even trying? G3-A3 best raifu
>Sexiest goth waifu claimed
>Except ruri
TODAYS CHALLENGE:
>if you successfully make me laugh you will own me for the rest of tonight and the next 3 days
>own more like a maid, not like a nigger
>not sure how it's gonna work
>win and find out
>shitty nigger jokes probably won't work
>no videos
Let the game begin!
>>673600014
Here's something.
>Hand
>>673599512
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>>673599626
>>673599708
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>>673600014
Welcome back
Also, >>673599594 kek
>>673599665
Black kid once thought I called him a nigger in class. I called him Ignorant. Thankfully the teacher was a closeted racist
>Thankful for racist teacher
>>673599453
How do you get a Jewish girls phone number?
Roll up her sleeve
>>673599922
>>673600014
>No videos
Aw fuck man I just got a great one too. I'm not good on the fly with this shit.
>>673600014
First try:
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing. The other whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps out to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
>>673600014
Could you please laugh at this post?
Tenryuu claimed
I now have no worries and can sleep well now. See you guys.
>>673600014
What would you do if your daughter said Batman raped her? Switch to the Spiderman cosutme
>>673599671
Just a joke. It didn't happen anyways.
>>673599665
Almost getting beaten up for the N word.
>priceless
>>673600014
What's worse than a trash can filled with dead babies?
>The live one at the bottom
>>673600014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzXrlEe9tHM
>>673600169
Better picture, my bad.
>>673600158
That one got me.
>>673600172
Kek, what'd hitler give Anne Frank for her birthday? An easy bake oven
>>673599671
>implying the Holocaust happened
>>673600231
Gute Nacht!
>>673600231
Alright, sleep warm and well Tenryuu.
>>673600226
>chuckles
claimed
>>673600014
>Rubyanon
Shiki claimed
>>673600014
Last try.
>hands
>>673600231
Goodnight Ten.
>>673600231
Goodnight pretty ship
.>>673600362
We're allowed to use memes!
>>673600014
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
>depends how hard you throw them
>>673600014
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>>673600740
Speaking of memes.
>>673600231
Goodnight TenTen!
>>673600226
Ha ha ha ha
Action hank claimed.
>>673600794
>yuuko
mine
>>673600746
̵͢҉̻̲͎̦̹̝̜͎͍̼̫̞͓̩̬͠ ̸̷̧̛̪͖̬̗̰̲̬͉̬̯̳̠̼̘͓̜͚̯̳̱̗̗̥̳͚̲͘͢ͅ ̛͏͎̗͈̤̤̝̼̙̺͇̣̮̼͍͓͕̕▲̷҉̫̯̙̥̞̩̪̯̗̮̘
̵̵̹̱̞̞̭͔͉̠̘̤̘̥̗̟͍ͅ▲̵̞̩̺͕͙̤̼̪̗́͘͜ ̸̩̬̬͔̙̫̤̬̼͈̫̫͔͠͡▲͏̴̲̩̠̥͕͇̼̜̹̖̮̼̕͢
>>673600158
Man thats old
>>673600169
Seen it man
>>673600215
Can't watch them right now, think it'd be too easy anyway
>OC gets a bonus day
>>673600219
Expected it tbf.
On the bright side I'm not bored anymore!
>>673600226
I wish I could Ruri.
It's just not that easy.
>>673600248
Wew.
I do love a bit of pedophilia
>>673600309
Pretty old one there
>>673600339
>no videos
>can't watch them
>>673600606
No dice friendo
>>673600640
The face almost had me
>>673600740
Another oldie
>>673600746
Actually came close there
>>673600901
Very close.
I enjoyed that one.
>>673600976
>hands
Ayy
>>673600014
What are those bumps in the gas pipeline?
>The signs that a jew tried to escape
And the bullet holes next to it?
>The escape failed
What is the difference between a polish guy and a doctor?
>The polish guy knows what ails you
What does the jew do on the swing?
>Annoying the german snipers.
Um Himmlers Willen, jetzt Reichsadler.
>>673601060
Wew lad that's cheeky
>>673601131
>yuuko
rory mercury Claimed
>>673601283
>hands
>>673601131
Fuck man that was amazing when I found out.
>>673601283
>Bumble bee
>Make honey
Triggered.
>it's actually worrying how many people want to own me
>>673601421
>Tenryuu
I claim Sylvanas. In life and undeath.
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>>673601254
Don't misjudge it's just a normal triforce put through here: http://eeemo.net/ and then copypasted.
>>673601127
>tats
>>673601578
THREAD
SEXUAL
TENSION
You're going to be wearing stockings before the day is done.
gotta love the classics
>yuuko
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>>673601127
>This went from a waifu claiming thread, to a Stocking-anon claiming thread
Enjoy yourself
>>673601578
We are REALLY into slavery
>>673601580
>my wrists
>>673601578
You know you like it
>>673601761
Touch the cow
Do it now
>>673601127
I'll say a story from today from PT
>Standing in formation.
>GySgt tells people who need to Piss to go make a head call
>We all make a mad dash
>Trip over own two feet
>WellShit.jpg
>I get up and see a laughing GySgt and done SSgt.
>Asks me if I'm ok
>Yes Sir
>Ask me if it's an emergency
>Uhh yes sir?
>they make me emulate ambulance noises the entire time I piss
>>673601127
alright this is my last try
>>673599922
>Comparing battle raifus to salt raifus
>Choosing G3 over FAL
Wew lad, you even tryin?
>tfw Stockinganon secretly derailed this thread to a YLYL thread
>>673601808
Impostor
>>673601578
You love it and you know it
>We all love you
>>673601698
>>673601808
r00d
>>673601918
Kek I saw that on /d/ last week
>>673601748
Christ I remember the first time I saw that, couldn't find my sides for a month.
>>673601918
The cow will be touched.
YLYL waifu edition
>yuuko
Heil Reich.
>>673601127
I somtimes eat potato chips of my chest whilst i play my viddy
thread a shit so far
>>673602231
Best kind of YLYL
>hands
>>673602411
>Tenryuu
>>673602329
Sieg Heil
How are you rabbitposter?
>>673601578
Alright I'm all done. I'll figure out something soon. Enjoying the derailment?
>>673602411
i think we have a winner
>>673601698
>Sorry rubyanon
>>673601844
Oh god.
>>673601933
>emulate ambulance noises entire time I piss
Goddamn it that was amazing.
No laughter though man.
>>673602041
Stocking Laughs He Loses
>>673602330
Cute
THERE HAS BEEN A WINNER
Next post will announce
>>673602411
Never read this one before.
>the justice
>yuuko
>>673602665
Not if Tenryuu has something to offer
>>673602528
>hand
>>673601578
https://youtu.be/hJXtHMBFWmI
>I'm into that kinky shit man.
>>673602870
>She's twice the person you are
>HAHAAHHAAH
>Dying hands
>>673602886
>meanwhile in the German Army
>Tenryuu
>>673600014
The kids from columbine wanted books for Christmas, They were disappointed because they only got magazines.
>>673603086
Kek wtf
>>673602831
"And the Osc... Stocking-anon goes to..."
>>673603086
>yuuko
>>673602580
I am good, just bought a new Box mod for my Mouth Fedora collection.
>>673603086
>Please just invade us already.
>I'd love to see his facial expression
>Hand
>>673603251
Nazi technology
>>673603251
Kraut space magic.
>>673603391
Should work.
>>673603416
I try my best. But i still need my Nazi tech tho...
>Tenten
>>673603629
The most powerful school of magic
>>673602831
We had a kid laugh in formation and he spent the whole formation making forced laughes
Better than the kid who failed his pull up exam. He had to scream "Zero Pull-Ups!"
Today was a hazefest
>>673603413
>Mouth Fedora
Kek. Nice though. Friend of mine got me a little into vaping. It's not all that bad. Do you add nicotine in yours?
>yuuko
>>673603747
Kek.
>Hands
>>673603465
>>673603629
>Space invaders.png
>>673601698
Out of everything, this made me laugh.
>Why?
Well Atago, I am now your personal maid I guess.
>Give me a number between 1 & 90 and I will use that picture of Stocking
>I will do anything you request of me (except post identity or dick pics or something)
If you think of anything else then feel free to add rules.
As for now, you are now my master.
I don't know why you all wanted this so much.
>Your wish is my command Mistress Atago.
>>673600014
I hope you like jojo
>>673603825
Made me chuckle.
>>673604138
>yuuko
>>673603916
I mean, technically speaking , I am the joke in question
Also
>Kinky
>>673603916
Anti-climactic
I'm off to bed. Good night.
>>673603916
Pathetic
>>673603916
Post "Stocking69" please
patpatpat
>>673603916
My hand grows weak with this post.
>>673604174
I've seen this more times than I've posted hand pictures and it's still funny.
>>673604432
This is a common one too i still enjoy.
>yuuko
Long lost claim
>>673604407
Good taste in cake for her, though I'm not a fan of the glasses
>>673604407
Sylvie claimed, the patmaster's back.
>>673604677
Me either, but I believe somebody in another thread requested it.
>>673603916
Well this was a shitty conclusion
>>673604744
Welcome back, patmaster!
>>673604636
Heil the Council
>>673604206
Yeah.
I don't really see what the mass appeal was, wasn't much I could offer.
Goodnight Tats!
>>673604252
Your wish is my command Mistress Atago.
>>673604975
Really, what did you expect?
>>673604611
Now I'm sad and angry.
>>673604206
Good night Tats!
>>673604917
What dress is your favorite, I usually go for the blue idol dress but quite like gothic loli.
I'm kicking myself for forgetting I've got this lying around. Makes me laugh every fucking time.
https://a.pomf.cat/fymibi.webm
Could you call me "Mistress Atago" as well?
>>673604206
Goodnight, sleep warm and well.
>>673604206
night Tats!
>>673605091
L-l-lewd
>Nice choice Atago
That was wild ride.
>>673604206
Night Tats!
>>673605247
I like the purple idol dress like this.
>>673604206
Goodnight
>>673605275
"Mistress Atago"
>>673604206
night night tats
>>673605275
Y-you want to be called Mistress Atago?
W-why?
>>673605445
Well it had to be lewd for 69
>>673605091
You must officially declare that I currently, and always will, have the biggest tits in the waifu thread, beating even Holstaur.
SAY IT
SAY IT NOW
Kanata fag reportin in
>>673605700
>Deliciously evil
>>673605700
That's evil. I like it
>Checked
>>673605700
You're going to start a war!
Chose your next words wisely.
>>673605521
I appreciate your efforts
>>673605622
It's simple, Stocking.
If you do
>>673605700
would apply to me as well.
>>673605275
Mistress A-T-A-G-O
>>673605855
>>673605969
>>673605982
>>673606002
Some Kanmusu just want to watch the world burn
>>673605700
Daaaaamn! Atago doesn't play around!
>>673606019
>>673606073
Ohhh shieeet!
>itt weeb faggots suffering from crippling autism
>>673606019
SAY ATAGO HAS THE BIGGEST TITS IN THE WAIFU THREAD
SAY IT
SAY IT NOW
>>673606133
And what's with me? I mean, i'm German...
Oscar is beautiful.
>>673606242
>is on /b/
>complains about autism
ishygddt
>>673606407
>>673606407
>>673606407
>>673606407
Say it in this thread
>>673605700
I am going to officially declare that Mistress Atago has and indeed always will have the biggest tits in every waifu thread that will or has ever been made!
Yes, this even includes Holstaur.
There is no dispute, it is purely factual.
>>673606073
THIS IS NOT ME
>Stocking
>>673606297
I would pat.
![[anon intensifies].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1456/694/1456694442288.jpg "[anon intensifies]")
