Waifu Claiming Thread Tres.0
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu
>Discuss stuff
>Talk shit about other waifus
>Don't steal/impersonate
>Have fun. It's mandatory
Ruby claimed. Cute and deadly
BIGGEST
Last thread a shit
Obligatory claim.
>>673606407
Stocking claimed!
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
mugi claimed
Tenryuu claimed
>>673606602
I would pat, indeed.
>>673606483
>>673606602
Confirmed by Stocking
>>673606483
You know that isn't true
But thank you anyways.
>Best goth waifu claimed
>Except Ruri
Mistress Atago has and indeed always will have the biggest tits in every waifu thread that will or has ever been made!
Yes, this even includes Holstaur.
There is no dispute, it is purely factual.
Ayy lmao.
claiming this again no regrets
>>673606602
Idk man
>>673606602
>>673606615
>>673606616
>>673606654
>>673606656
>>673606669
>>673606674
>>673606686
>>673606688
>>673606700
>>673606746
>>673606827
Also, welcome back.
Sanya is love.
This means war.
Prepare yourselves with what little time you have left.
>>673606686
That's one white skele hand.
>>673606873
Thanks man, I appreciate that.
>>673606918
I am prepared.
She is mine.
>>673606918
Hey, i thought i'm the only one to start a war!
>>673607009
>>673606918
I'm scared.
>>673606918
KEK best waifu thread in a while
claimed
Reporting in.
>>673606918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g37HT4-EtzE&ab_channel=barbapasko
>>673607009
Also prepared
>>673606978
All good my man
>>673606873
Thanks Ruby!
>>673606918
>Future generations will know that the first waifu war started because of tits
Absolutely legandary
My body is ready
>>673607108
'Tis okay child, it will pass.
So there's war now? Think I'm just gonna keep patting.
>>673607120
Not even gonna ask.
Claimed
>>673607283
i hope.
>>673606873
Thanks friend
>>673607009
I'm prepared too
>>673606918
im the most prepared ive ever been
>>673606700
>filename isn't correct
>>673607119
M-mistress Atago.
Is t-this a good idea?
>>673606978
For you.
>>673606918
I'm going to bed, good night
>>673606918
shieet
MINE
>>673607408
Kanmusu vs. Everyone who won't join our fourth big tit reich
HEIL
CLAIMED
>>673607520
>Nobody cares who I was until I put on the glove
>>673607599
Goodnight, Shiki. Sleep warm and well.
Claimed
>>673607520
Calm down there, Lil' Kim
>>673607599
Goodnight Shiki! Sleep well
>>673606918
>>673607119
Wait, is this our version of Captain America: Civil War?
>>673607289
Don't lose hope, Ruri
>>673607459
Of course it is a good idea, you've just become the Franz Ferdinand of waifus!
>>673607599
Good night!
>You'll miss the fun, though
>>673607718
>cares
Meant cared.
Here I go again.
It could have been prevented but now its on.
To the Milktanker, the symmetrical docking will have to hold off for a while because I've just gotten an even better idea.
>>673607599
Good night
>>673607722
Great choice, and great pic as well...
i love these threads theyre so much fun
>>673607832
We won't go quietly into the night, we'll put a boot in your ass. If you manage to somehow win this war, just know that we'll drag you down with us. HEIL REICH
A wise man once said, "He who leads a war for the love of his fellow man, will defeat his enemies."
>>673607823
It's hard not to, It's been almost two weeks
But there's no reason to be impatient, thank you Emi.
>>673606654
Oh noes.
>>673606746
>>673607804
Yes
>>673607646
I'll join this reich
>>673608365
>mfw
https://a.pomf.cat/qnrvwi.webm
>>673608244
Glad you like them, always nice to talk to y'all.
>>673608503
>frightened hands
>>673608401
We're always here for you, Ruri.
>>673608365
Stuff's getting intense.
>>673608503
A wise man once said "If we don't end wars, wars will end us."
>>673608365
im with you
>>673608785
A wiser man once said "Peace sucks a hairy asshole. War is the motherfucking answer"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW6oZC69NZY&ab_channel=ZeroSkool
Yuno Gasai claimed
claimed
>>673608365
It's useless to dispute Mistress Atago!
She has clearly won this war, give up now and this can all be avoided.
>>673608401
He'll appear soon enough. For now, enjoy the war!
>>673607832
>Everyone's siding with the Reich
>tfw
PS: I'm with you, Holstaur
>Emi
I always end up late to these things. I love these threads though because you can actually make friends here.
Sadly I have to go do shit for the next couple hours
>bye guys enjoy your war
>>673609188
At least she faces her death with honor, that it the best way to go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcab4_-ooj8
>>673609125
Surrender was never an option.
>>673609188
Seems its us vs everybody then.
>>673609258
Hey there Naoto-anon! You came a good time actually.
Yeah, i've met some pretty cool people here and it's been a blast
>Stocking, Ruri, Hand-kun, Yuuko... Fuck it, all of you are awesome.
How've you been?
I'm gonna be Switzerland.
Claimed
>>673609531
O-okay, hope you're doing alright. Stay safe, friendo.
>>673609593
>Everybody
>Not picking sides
>>673609593
I'm sweden on this one.
Not like my waifu had a stake in this anyway.
>>673609621
Pretty good but I have to play cab driver again so ill be back in about an hour . See you then
>>673609692
>I'm gonna be Switzerland
INVADE BUN BUN FOR MORE TERRITORY
YOU'RE NOT SWITZERLAND YOU'RE FRANCE BITCH
Claimed both. Fuck y'all
>>673609692
I'll be USA
Wait until the war hits me then pick a side
>>673609781
No problem. Take care and stay safe!
>>673609531
Take care!
>>673609858
I'm switzerland.
Invade me and I'll rape your face.
The land of P.A.T.S. is now accepting refugees, hide from the tit Reich.
>>673609773
THIS >>673609858
GOES FOR YOU TO
Ready to take a stand against the big-tittied oppressors
ill be mexico
>>673609593
At least you will die with honour.
Mistress Atago will not accept defeat.
But luckily we won't have to face defeat.
>>673608698
Thank you had buddy.
>>673609593
My flat-chested waifu doesn't have any influence here, but I wish you the best of luck, Holsts.
>You'll probably need it.
>>673609188
Alright, I'll grab some Pepsi and get comfy here.
>>673609593
That will only make our victory more humiliating for them
I love every single one of you gentlemen.
Plus Frau Kujiro da best.
>>673610031
>impersonating the patmaster
>not posting pats
Ha, no.
>>673610400
D-don't mention it, Ruri. We're friends, it's what we do.
>I'll grab some Pepsi and get comfy here.
Can I have one as well? I have no stake in this fire.
>>673609692
>>673609773
>>673609858
As you can see their side is hostile towards all, if you join us in an alliance we can take them on and beat them.
>>673610056
I will no oppress if I am victorious, only love will be shared.
>>673610273
Just stay out of the south west alright.
>>673610278
Over confidence is your weakness.
>>673610400
Thank you, I feel we will need all the help and hope we can get.
>>673610405
Exactly.
>>673610595
>Pepsi
Me three. I'm just here for the shitshow
>>673610630
Well i have worked with cows before...
>>673610278
卐卐 HEIL TIT REICH 卐卐
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJsU51j8ORs
>>673610630
I take no sides.
>>673610946
I agree with this, the patmaster chooses nobody.
>>673610844
卐 HEIL TIT REICH 卐
>>673610630
I'll take your side, but I won't trust you until I see the oppression end
>>673610844
The tit reich's reign will be brought to an end on this day
>>673610946
You have been directly threatened, you should take a side
>Our side
That way we can protect each other against the bloodthirsty Reich
>>673611121
Same applies, patmaster, everyone is in danger
>>673610946
>>673611121
You have to admit that >>673611329
has a point
>>673610778
>Also likes Pepsi
>Also prefers neutrality
>My negroid
>>673611329
I take no sides because I could fuck everyone up.
And because I have a good bank.
>>673611329
I don't know much of either side.
did i miss anything
Guys, I'm crying right now. Just looking at this picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Chloe Price. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore. Chloe Price really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
>>673610781
All are welcome, especially if they can prove useful.
>>673610946
Then I will get a chance to liberate you from the Milktanker before its too late.
>>673611227
I don't ask you to trust me from be beginning, but I promise you that you will not regret this decision. You have chosen the winning side.
>>673611121
>>673611329
The pats I would be fine if you stayed neutral, however I don't believe that will be possible with the bloodlust of the Milktanker, and I ask you to protect yourself if you do stay neutral.
>>673611548
Kek read the thread
>>673610778
>>673611530
This is the cool side now.
>>673611548
War were declared
>>673611688
Yuuko probably wont be useful....
>>673611800
Cool side is cool.
>>673611548
Nah, we are at war right now.
Btw, join our side (Holstaur's side)
>>673611530
The Reich wants to annihilate everyone/brutally oppress them
We don't
>>673611527
The Reich definitely wants your shekels, though
>>673611750
Mistress Atago!
Reinforcements are switching to the opposition!
We should act fast.
>>673611800
>Ruri is also neutral
Too bad our other friendos will die the war. At least some of us will survive
Another tribute, my love.
<3
Mine!
Nagato Des!
>>673611805
that's not good...
>>673611959
i think im going to be neutral ;)
I haven't been doing this for a while, Adolf-kun claimed.
>>673612125
Just in time kek
Florina claimed.
How's it going Anons?
>>673612125
Adolf-kun! I hope you're doing alright!
>>673611983
KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL AND LET GOD SORT EM' OUT
>>673612125
HELP US, ADOLF-KUN
>>673611516
>>673611800
>>673611894
>>673611986
We're all gonna live, and when they wipe out civilization, we shall rebuild. We shall overcome
>>673611805
All help is useful.
>>673611983
There is no hope for you, they have seen your true colors and flock to the true side, our side, your days are numbered.
>>673612217
Yeah,
>>673612233
I am doing fine, thank you.
>>673612250
What seems to be the problem?
mexico for neutrals
>>673612293
I'll bring the pats.
>>673612374
Glad to hear it, man.
>>673612125
IT'S THE BIG TIT REICH (ME) VS THE FILTHY JEWS
>>673612293
The reich has no intention of leaving any alive, as is made evident by >>673612250
Protect yourselves. Join the resistance.
Bestest of the best claimed. Megumi is all I want to have.
>>673611986
>>673611894
>>673612118
>>673612293
>The Milktankers
>The Tit Reich 卐
How shall we name this side?
>>673611805
Yes she will, believe in your waifu
>>673612118
That's your decision, keep in mind that the Reich will not hesitate to destroy everyone on its path, so prepare your defenses just in case
>>673612374
Do not listen to them, Adolf-kun, they are misusing the name of your glorious Reich to annihilate the rest of us because of tits!
>>673612250
A-all of them?
Are you sure Mistress?
They could overpower us...
>>673612374
Atago has created a false Reich and has declared war on all who oppose her regardless of who they may be.
>>673612496
>>673612250
As you can see Atago is blood thirsty and must be stopped at all costs.
>>673612577
The Kool Kids Klub
>>673612125
Sup Adolf-kun? How's that rodent problem going?
>>673612521
I'll remain on the sidelines for now. But trust me, we can hold our own
>>673612577
No clue.
>>673612592
My waifu is a lover not a fighter.
>>673612496
The Jews are back? I thought I burnt them all.
>>673612592
What do you mean misusing the name of das 1000 year reich?
>>673612644
That sounds resonable to me, I did the same thing, sure I had some allies but the major ones were useless.
>>673608503
Fuck the cool side. Retribution.
>mikan-anon
milktankers take mexico
Hey guys wanna play some vidya
>>673612732
It's not much of a problem, most ran away after I gassed some of them.
>>673612577
Patland.
>>673612885
Nuclear holocausts hurt though.
>>673612633
KILL THEM ALL! IF WE CAN'T DEFEAT THEM WE WILL BATHE THE EARTH IN NUCLEAR FIRE
卐 HEIL REICH 卐
-Atago
damnit.. image limit hit already
>>673612577
>>673612821
>>673611894
>>673612118
Neutral Milk Hotel
Also I got new thread
>Rubyanon
>>673612828
If we want peace, we must prepare for war
>Emi
>>673612577
Nah I call Atago milktanker, like an oil tanker ship but for milk.
>>673612828
As is mine, Atago wants nothing but conflict and pain.
>>673612881
Atago has created this false reich in the name of battle, not of peace or creating a better world for the master race, Atago's ways are false and she will fall.
-Holstaur image.
>>673613070
Wait, I think I posted that post a while back.
>>673606407
Literally God tier
>>673613070
Only for a second.
>>673612577
The A.W.
>yuuko
>>673613190
im ok with that
Teto-chan declares her support for Holstaur! Death is the answer!
>>673613216
Well then, tell her to take a shower at a camp.
