Faces and rate thread.
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Faces and rate thread.
>>671629995
That facial structure...
bamp
>>671630441
not bad. you look like a surprised aussie
I'm back
>>671630224
Hey man, i'd hang out w/ you, you're a cool looking dude.
>>671630441
got another not sideways pic
>>671630224
I don't like those hats, but you look like somebody I could trust
the gayest people post here. pls stop
With these simple tools, you too can make 65k a year on the internet.
r8 pls
>>671630808
cuk
>>671630770
post some of your content then nigga
>>671630674
I do for you ;)
>>671630840
are you a gayfag?
>>671630883
Do you get XM radio on those ears?
>>671631030
No but i am
>>671631018
Whatthefuck, I don't know why they post as sideways, I don't take them that way
>>671631030
I'm actually a transniggerfaggot
>>671631101
Timestamp or bust
>>671631018
sideways or not your fucking cute
like i said in the last thread
>>671630770
Let's see a bank statement, there's no way your ugly self is making that much
>>671631093
no but I can hear you mom begging for my cock. I refuse to let you call me dad. You will refer to me as Sir.
>>671631018
r u str8 m8
>>671631283
You're a sweetheart <3
>>671630840
are you truly trans? no shame in it if you are, but I didn't quite get that vibe.
cum @ me
>>671630808
>>671629995
Just called van helsing, you won't get away this time you bloody vampire!
>>671629995
>>671630224
>>671630441
>>671630509
>>671630533
>>671630840
>>671630883
>>671631018
>>671631101
>>671631121
>>671631204
>>671631228
>>671631370
>>671631465
>>671631540
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a picture of yourself when posting, but your identity adds nothing of value to the imageboard! Whoops! You should always remember to stop posting pictures of yourself when you're in a board that's not /soc/! Posting with your picture in the wrong board when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making! Now don't worry, there is a place on 4chan that you can post your face on, all you need to do is click >>>/soc/ to get started!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my part to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
Another gay ass thread
GO TO /SOC/ NORMIES
WE MADE A BOARD FOR ALL YOU ATTENTIONWHORING NEWBS
>>671631121
>>671631464
youd probably take that back knowing im male :b
>>671631448
Yeah i think I am, i questioned it for awhile but cocks just turn me off so much
>>671631652
do you have anything better to do
>>671629995
Rate anons?
>>671631515
No I'm a dude 100%
>>671631894
not u/10
>>671631760
No I definitely would not, compliments are compliments, you don't have to be a chick to be a sweetheart
>>671631945
are you a snipped dude?
>>671630883
Daniel tosh aged 20 years
Ayy lmao not a fucking trap
>>671631894
Franco?
>>671631989
annnd youre a nice guy
you get the 10/10
>>671631319
Can I call you the offspring of Robert Downey Jr and a horse instead?
>>671632008
No, unless you mean cut, I don't have foreskin but DEFINITELY have a meat stump down there
>>671632153
are you planning to do anything with your hair or...?
I love all of you so much <3
Who's ready for x-tan?
>>671632243
nice. are you happy you're cut? and were you also left with a thin brown/tan line from it?
>>671632314
reported
>>671632243
...Prove it?
>>671629995
>>671632167
Tyler
>>671631101
Am I the only one who saw some freaky pony-head in the thumbnail?
>>671631894
>>671632153
>>671632314
Hey there!
If you haven't read my post yet,
>>671631652
it also applies to you guys!
You should follow a good example like this
>>671631748
Esteemed anon!
>>671632372
Yes, I am very happy with it. There is a brownish tan line, but I think it looks more penis-ish than an uncut per se. No hate but I always thought uncut phalluses looked a bit creepy.
hi
>>671629995
OP, this will help you.
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/narcissistic-personality-disorder/basics/definition/con-20025568
plus
>Motivations
Wants to gain the approval of others (Reich, pp. 47, 57-58; Donaldson, pp. x, 190-197).
"Approval-seeking / Recognition-seeking [Maladaptive Schema]: Excessive emphasis on gaining approval, recognition, or attention from other people, or fitting in, at the expense of developing a secure and true sense of self. One's sense of esteem is dependent primarily on the reactions of others rather than on one's own natural inclinations.
i wanna die
>>671632647
that's definitely fair. but then, if you don't mind saying, in what state (or general region if that's too specific for comfort) were you cut in?
>>671632649
Well hello up there
>>671632749
hey it's fat matt damon
>>671632601
They won't listen.. Why bother anon?
>>671632537
10/10
>>671632537
Ok, never mind, kinda looked like one of my friends from that angle in the previous picture.
Your name suits you tho.
>>671632749
Hello again /r9k/
Another rough night?
>>671632774
I was cut at birth. I've seen pics and vids (when a girl sucks the guy) of uncut penises but it always looks weird when soft. I was born, and still living in Florida.
>>671632847
>fatt damon
>>671633043
Then lastly, if you have any brothers, are they snipped too?
'sup /b/
>>671633109
7.5
>>671633167
I mean it was for religious reasons so I'm guessing so. If you want to know if I look at my brother's cock then the answer is no lol
>>671633167
why are you always asking people this?>>671632008
>>671632749
Shut up you pussy, you look like a normal dude
>>671632850
Of course they won't.
But if we want this board to just be shit again and not cancerous shit, someone's gotta take a stand, especially if the mods/janitors aren't deleting the threads.
So sage and taking up the post limit is the next best thing to discouraging this content from being posted.
>>671632519
>>671632521
>>671632537
>>671632649
>>671632749
>>671632984
>>671633109
>>671633303
Make sure you guys give this a read!
>>671631652
>>671631121
You look like an emo coral
>>671633368
gotcha. you aren't jewish then, are you? and if your brother was snipped, would it have been before or after you, chronologically speaking?
>>671632984
hey qt
why are you always nice to me
>>671633608
Futile. These threads have been popular for 7 years now--most of this board's existence. They have weathered spammers far more obnoxious than you.
>>671633691
Wanna know his shoe size and his brothers as well?
>>671633458
I do believe I've answered this question many times now...
>>>>671633691
Jesus christ dude, you want to know more information about my cock than I do. No im not a jew. I was born into a Catholic religion that I do not completely follow.
>>671633923
well not to me so answer
>>671629995
>>671633982
sorry, didn't mean to annoy you. my questions aren't asked in bad faith. for what it's worth, I think that health/hygiene supplies a better reason for being cut than religion.
>>671632519
Sorry man, but you look like an old fuckin lady.
>>671634082
it's not an entirely rational interest. it's just a subject that's held my fascination since I first learned about it. so I informally survey guys in these threads.
>>671633776
Because you're fucking dumb and no one likes you.
Kill yourself.
>>671633776
I'm friendly towards a few of the other regulars
It's nice to see all your familiar faces, you also seem like a decent person so that helps
>>671631370
I'll close my eyes and pretend I'm having your lovely face between my legs. Aww that's better!
><'
>>671633854
Oh trust me, I know that much. But if the mods made /soc/ and b& these threads, then they care at least a little about this board.
>>671634243
>>671631652
>>671633982
But would you humor my final question?
>>671634746
meanwhile >>671633591
>>671631101
Qt 3.14/10
>>671634734
macura? lol wtf
>>671632847
kekekekekek
>>671635829
5.5
What up /b/?
Just paid 100 bucks for dinner.
I regret nothing
>>671636397
what kind of food?
>>671636397
youre not cool
>>671636397
Income tax came in? kek Also 9/10 would marry
>>671636660
kekk
>>671636515
Korean bbq
>>671636626
Okay...?
>>671636660
It came like last week lol still a major help in making me look like a baller
>>671637011
Dubs confirm. You can always tell when income tax comes in. Expensive dinners and half smoked cigarettes on the ground.
>>671637232
Bahaha well i dont smoke so i save more money there.
I had about 280 left from my income tax but i also just got paid today so...woohoo.
Quite honestly im poor as fuck so.having anything over 500 bucks is awesome
Can I get a rate? I'm in the other thread
>>671635605
>>671637564
Why you poor as fuck? Going to school or something?
>>671637564
Fuck it I don't even care! Move your beautiful ass in with me!
Heart in coffee captcha confirms.
>>671637956
No just have a shitty job lol
>>671638738
Haha awe youre sweet.
ayy
>>671630770
>>671630770
>>671630770
FIND MCGHOSTY!!!!!!!!!
>pic related
Mah niggas! Whos been on here since like 2007?
>>671634519
oh
sorry
>>671634734
the least ugly/retarded looking person in this thread at a whopping 6/10, congrats /b/ro
>>671631121
The only males i'm attracted to for some reason.
Sorry shit quality
>>671638947
Thanks I try. Offer stands though! Lol
>>671637564
>Quite honestly im poor as fuck
'I have a job! I can afford to dress up and go out! I spend $$$ having laser skin peels @ Beverly Hills'
>>671631652
>>671639389
>>671639511
>>671639703
Yeah I don't know why posting sideways...
>>671638970
>>671639164
>>671639389
>>671639511
Fuck this spammer. New thread.
>>671638979
>>671639624
Theyre 50 bucks a session you douche.
Its a priority.
i dont recall saying i dress up and go out often...but yea okay...make up stories its all good
You kek faggot
>>671636397
Oh good, it's you...
Just gonna see how long it takes until...
>>671637564
There it is.
>>671639888
...?
>>671639511
Had to crop to rotate properly. Kek. Will post another soon.
>>671639875
Why they being haters?
>>671631101
Omfg, dyed hair is my fetish im so turned on right niw
>>671639818
Holy shit son!? You think wete all the same guy? Lmao! My sides are diamonds!
>>671640153
>>671639875
>Theyre 50 bucks a session you douche.
Yeah I know, we all know.
>Its a priority.
Interesting
>i dont recall saying i dress up and go out often
No one said 'often', no one even implied it. Very defensive...
>You kek faggot
It's Doctor Faggot, remember?
You gonna start swearing & delivering personal insults soon?
>>671640203
Because im purdy.
Honestly thats what i full heartedly believe...i mean hes always replying to me and he remembers every detail about me. Sounds like love on my end. Unrequited love can leave some bitter sadly.
>>671640203
Tumblrina jumps on all the time.
Goes on about alopecia, and despite suffering the affliction, seems poorly educated on the subject.
Calls entire thread neckbeards - Anon states that at least anons can grow a beard.
Tumblrina BTFO
etc, etc, etc...
>>671631652
This. Because this thread is cancer. Rate my shit /b/
>>671640415
Well i hardly dress up. I mean...i go out kinda often but i dont really have to pay for much.
Ah yes, Dr Faggot how could i forget. I guess im already due for another fucking check up?
I lready started swearing you fuckin fuck
>>671640364
Potential anon, that hair, grow that out.
>>671632749
This is some goddamn dedication, truly devoted hate.
>>671629995
I'm sticking stuff in my butt thinking of you fucking my filipino butthole. I hope you're disgusted to know this cause that'll make me hornier
>>671640837
Honestly im no tumblrina im not a fan.
Im highly edcuated about my own affliction
And yes that was still a sick burn. Still licking the wounds on that one
>>671640938
>i go out kinda often
You mean pretty often?
>I guess im already due for another fucking check up?
I'm u8nsure of the qualification needed to treat you.
>I guess im already due for another fucking check up?
I'd recommend daily.
>>671629995
tool/10
>>671641203
>>671641344
Wow what are you 40? Gonna post a daffy duck picture that says something along the lines of "if you dont like my attitude than fuck off?" Next?
>>671641027
the fuck are you talking about
>>671641047
Pretty
>>671640923
Looks better than
>>671641047
>>671641470
>>671641857
Oh yeah? Where's your face? :) I bet you're so attractive
>>671641203
Don't mind that shit, I'd marry you haha
>>671641594
>"if you dont like my attitude than fuck off?
It's "then", Sweetums.
If you don't like my attitude, THEN fuck off.
And in answer to your question, no, I won't swear at you.
Not ever.
>>671630883
Aren't you busy trying to reunify the union and the confederacy?
>>671641047
10/10 I'm diamonds now
>>671641047
that's not you/10
>>671642038
Right here
>>671635605
>>671642203
But why wont you swear?
Do you believe that youre above swearing?
>>671642203
Choke on a dick u worthless faggot
>>671641688
Someone has been posting that pic in these "faces" threads for God only knows how long, allegedly for revenge of some sort. I can't remember what the story is though.
Give me a rate
>>671642818
Crack/10
>>671642542
There's no real reason to.
I don't class myself above anything. I can swear with the best of 'em.
>>671642551
You make me smile.
>>671639206
Why do you apologize?
>>671642818
Sup. Is it daylight where you live, or did you take that earlier?
>>671643087
Well....okay then.
I just swear often because i grew up with parents who literally could not talk without throwing a "fuck" in the sentence. It became habitual for me really.
Which is why people tend to keep their children away from me
>>671630770
We live in a sad world.
>>671629995
i'll bite.
>>671643379
was daylight when i took the pic, its night now
>>671643496
Profanity is just tad bits of flavor added to sentences.
If dubs I'll roleplay as x-tan next week
>>671643496
Do you get on with your parents?
Are you ok with that part of their psyche now being a part of yours?
>>671643892
Damn
Another time it is
Me. R8?
>>671643678
pisses in the stall/10
>>671640257
Hey, how about you die your own hair and go fuck yourself.
>>671644012
>>671644053
Exactly what I was looking for
>>671642807
it's me, i just really hate myself
>>671643229
idk just retarded i guess
Rolling
>>671644250
Don't worry there's more lonely people at >>>/soc/ you can make friends with buddy.
>>671644024
>>671643678
>>>/soc/
Rates will come
>>671644533
i literally got banned from soc for being ugly
> Bazinkier
>>671643798
Thats what i like to think haha.
>>671643947
Get on? You mean get along?
Eh we have ups and downs. I cant its too terrible with them but i cant say its good either....more along the lines of We are fucked up but we've accepted those traits in eachother.
Im okay with it. I was raised thinking this language was normal so it doesnt bother me. It just does suck that its such a strong habit.
The downers are that people tend to think im more angry than i actually am and its hard to keep a clean mouth at work...really hard.
Also i love my niece but my sister doesnt like me around her too long since she doesnt want her hearing me talk the way i do
>>671639859
xD~~~
>>671642818
Serial killer/10
>>671644024
wanna-be pretty boy spic/10
Ricky Masing
>>671644667
Bazinga/Bazinga
I'm literally a fucking goblin
>>671644585
Are you an ugly girl or a feminine looking metal head?
Either way 3/10
>>671644851
Goblin/Overlord
Only pic I have. Roast me
>>671644698
Lol. Oh well you curse and gorgeous. What more could someone want!
>>671644667
> Bazooka
>>671644873
I don't like metal you fucking stereotype gay ass licking maggot faggot
>>671644648
Either that or fun posting your attention seeking.
If you actually have a problem with depression get a psych.
>>671644585
>>671644667
>>671644851
>>671644926
>>>/soc/
>>671644851
where were you born?
>>671644698
>Get on? You mean get along?
Yep.
Okey dokey. Catch ya.
>>671645116
Cali. My nose is huge as fuck because of a fight I got into. Sometimes I wish I wasn't even alive.
>>671644024
You honest to god look like a faggot
>>671645324
post latino dick plz. and cast away your negative thoughts
>>671644851
More describing/better pic
r8 m8
>>671645432
I'm Russian not Latino you gay faggot
>>671644250
Don't be so hard on yourself :/
I'm off to bed, goodnight anon
>>671645509
/b/, need honest opinion. If I get nose job, will I look better or worse?
>>671641047
This isn't Tumblr.
>>671644648
That is a lie, but it's a pretty good one.
>>671645051
Youre highly flattering anon. Thank you
Now if you'll excuse me i need to shower and do laundry for work and all that boring jazz.
Ill return soon since i have nothing better to fucking do at night
>>671645862
Faggot
>>671645610
Ah, alright. Then don't bother
>>671645862
dog's cute tho
>>671645509
from Russia itself?
>>671641047
Those septum piercings look terrible to me. I don't mind the suttle small ones but that's just gaudy.
>>671645552
>TFA shirt
wew lad fucking kys
>>671646025
No, Born in Cali
>>671646163
you cut or uncut then?
>>671645862
nice fucking dog, faggot. How's your life as a pit fighter, Kip?
Here I am, rate me
>>671646228
That's the first time anyone has ever noticed that I look like that dude. Haha that dog thinks she's hot shit.
>>671646211
what the fuck
>>671646107
Gf's gift.. what's so bad about it?
>>671646379
guessing the latter given your heritage. but i could be wrong
>>671645924
Thanks! Have fun, I need sleep I got to work in the morning. Not like it matters can't get sleep on a boat as it is. Anyways don't listen to the bull! Your gorgeous and you have a star wars poster! I'll keep looking for you in on all the time.
>>671646379
It's a pretty simple question nigga.
Plz rate my body
>>671631748
Calm down moot we know it's you
>>671646698
2/10
>>671646291
Actually laughed when i first saw this. You look like someone went in Skyrim's character creator and randomly pushed some facial parameters to the most extreme. 2/10
>>671645924
BTW smile! Also are you green eyed?!
>>671646698
shave_ur_pubes/10
>>671646846
damn dude I don't think he looks that bad
>>671646291
fucking hell anon.
you look fucking terrifying .
>>671632926
thanks fam
>>671646752
MOOTYKINS MOOTYKINS MOOTYKINS MOOTYKINS MOOTYKINS MOOTYKINS MOOTYKINS MOOTYKINS MOOTYKINS MOOTYKINS MOOTYKINS
>>671646479
if its a gift then its all good fam, i just really fucking hate that movie
>>671646858
My eyes are blue actually.
I dont smile too often. I either have to be drunk ir something has to make me genuinely smile
>>671646846
I don't, it's just a hater.
Rate a young thug
>>671648215
>mfw your head
I think I'm ok
>>671631121
Nudes pls
>>671632749
You're hot man
>>671629995
Nice urinal and diaper-change tray in the background OP. They bring out your eyes.
>>671648608
I'd suck your dick if you know what I mean
