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>>671633591
Go to bed you underage fag
>underage
>homeshit clothing
Please eat cat Shit
>>671633591
post a timestamped pic plz
>>671633591
you are so cute omg!! post more please
op is a fag and underage b&
>>671633591
>>671635462
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a picture of yourself when posting, but your identity adds nothing of value to the imageboard! Whoops! You should always remember to stop posting pictures of yourself when you're in a board that's not /soc/! Posting with your picture in the wrong board when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making! Now don't worry, there is a place on 4chan that you can post your face on, all you need to do is click >>>/soc/ to get started!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my part to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>671633591
Dude, From one underage B& to another you just broke the moral code.
>>671635462
pizza face gtfoff my /b/ you fucking virgin impulsive masturbatory faggot
>>671633591
Jesus christ..
Hast to be b8
hello
>>671633591
show your dick
>>671635678
timestamp a pic plz
Stop being a basket of gay niggers, and rate me fags.
i'll kill this thread with my hideousness too
>>671635875
>>671635902
why dont you kill youself instead
>>671635875
how much would it annoy you if I put one last question to ya?
>>671635875
post your dick and ill rate
>>671635875
>>671635902
>>671635754
>>671635678
>>671635462
>>671633591
it's always so ironic that the most unsuspecting, innocent-looking little cucks are the most hateful people on the internet
ITT youngfags that think people will say they're attractive
>>671635678
>>671635754
>>671635875
>>671635902
Lol you guys look like
>>671635605
>>671636261
7/10
>>671635605
>>671635605
Hey everyone ITT should take a look at this
Rate me and my buddy
rate me cucks
>>671636261
Need more of this in my life...
This is Ted. Ted sucks cocks.
>>671635754
+ u
>>671636261
Would fuck/10
>>671636060
there's no way i won't kill myself. just depends when that last shred of will dies and unfortunately i have just a small bit left, despite knowing that i will die a khv. i can't predict when, i just know it will definitely happen.
>>671636596
post nudes qt
>>671635875
Honestly, the hair does NOT suit you. Get a haircut and start working out and you'd be an 8/10. For now you're sitting at a 5/10. Sorry dude.
>>671635875
evidently not...
>>671636772
cancer
>>671636772
Yum
>>671636596
chubby chin
chubby cheeks
chubby thighs
you have been with
too many guys
>>671636479
>>671636505
>>671636552
>>671636596
>>671636667
>>671636772
Rate me though
>>671635605
>>671636953
bugger off fag
>>671636953
i like your left foot 9/20
>>671633591
love the dave cosplay!
>>671635605
>>671635605
>>671635605
Why isn't anyone rating him? You guys are mean
>afraid to post selfie because only female here
>>671637339
youre not mysterious or cool fuck off nobody wanted to see your ugly ass face so thank you bye
>>671633591
6/10
>>671635462
7/10
>>671635678
4.5/10
>>671635754
8.5/10
>>671635902
6/10, but can be improved. Keep the beard, lose weight, work out, diff haircut you can be a 8.5/10
>>671636479
7/10
>>671636505
5.5/10
>>671636552
9/10
>>671636596
8/10
>>671637339
Lol, what a fagget
>>671637505
Ty :3
>>671637515
faggot (noun): a male homosexual
R8 me
Look.
>It's me
>>671637505
>>671637870
>>671637989
Tbh I think this guy in the other thread is better than that 9/10
>>671631652
>>671637870
5/10
>>671637989
Get contacts, cut the hair shorter, never stick your tongue out for photos ever again, stop wearing sweaters with zippers and you'll be an 8.5-9/10
>>671633591
School Shooter?
>>671637989
8.9/10
love glasses
>>671637505
5.5/10??? Is that for the cat? I thought I was more 8 or 9.
>>671636261
Give me my haircut back you faggot.
>>671636261
Would fuck (I'm a guy)
>>671638463
6/10
>>671638518
for you. Post a better pic if you think you deserve better
>>671637339
Same I know those feelings
>>671636261
You just need to grow your hair out more, longer hair would help with the feminine look.
>>671638518
Hahahaha you're delusional if you honestly think that. You're a 4-5/10 at best.
>>671638186
I always thought I looked good with long hair
And the toungue is just a goofy look
>>671638248
Thanks
>>671637505
You must hang out with some ugly people because your ratings are awful generous.
>>671633591
r8 me
>>671639083
Hair looks fine to me.
New thread guys
>>671638979
I know i'm ugly, not afraid to post
>>671636596
Super cute
>>671639101
Alright, which ones would you rate differently then?
>>671639171
nein/10
>>671639171
6,000,000/11
>>671638893
would also fuck (I'm a girl)
>>671638518
You have a fucking squidward nose, stop lying to yourself and seeking the validation of strangers on a Congolian Badger-Baiting Forum.
pls no bully
>>671636772
8/10 you're cute :3
>>671639196
7.5/10
>>671639261
4/10, not sure if guy or gal
>>671639431
2/10
>>671639431
Hairstyle change my man.
6
>>671639543
ayy bitch u lookin 2 get ur doodle bit?
>>671639543
12/10
>>671639431
clear skin, so 6/10. but damn you're failing in every other department
>>671639515
Guy, why does everybody think i'm a girl?
>>671639266
take your 7, 8, 9s and subtract 3
what do you cucks even do before you post pics in a rate thread? how do you wipe exif data? do you crop a pic from your fb and hope it doesn't come up in a reverse image search?
>paranoidfag wants to be rated
>>671639676
Post a picture from further out. Also, you have potential to be attractive. You're what, 14 years old? You're chubby and have acne. Start working out, shower every day, rub some cream on your face, have some confidence and you'll be fucking pussy before college
>>671633591
POST FRUIT BOWL
>>671639784
Why don't you do your own ratings then
>>671639431
Pig nose and wanna-be anime haircut.
Polo but no Ralph.
3/10
>>671639892
..I'm 19, that's why I have low self esteem ;-;
>>671639067
Youre probably jealous
>>671639618
Haha, you know it baby.
>>671639889
Facebook wipes all exif data. Download your facebook photo, CHANGE THE NAME OF THE PHOTO from 11988760_101537986_12312etcetc to myface.jpg, and post. Nothing to worry about
>>671639892
I do have amazing hygiene though, 4 showers a day and over 230 dollars in hygiene products a week
>>671639497
Thank you!
>>671639889
Fellow Paranoiafag, Take a new picture, run it through imgur it strips exifdata, 4chan supposedly does the same but I don't trust it, post it only on 4chan and relegate these photos you post here only to 4chan, don't link any info.
Rename it something innocuous just in case
>>671639999
Im lazy.
>the power of quads compels me though...
Be gentle
Me and my boy.
>>671640165
Cute.
Gender? Either way good looking
Would any of you agree that the youth of today (that browse /b/) are being corrupted by all this gay and cuck shit on 4chan?
>>671639815
3/10, wings are shit and blending needs work.
>>671640043
Take a selfie with your cell phone where you're looking up into the camera, with your neck high. I know several photographers that take portraits and they have experience in making ugly people, well, look better. Also stand up straight. Clench your teeth in photos if you want a more defined jawline
>>671640198
Thats an autistic amount of hygiene. One shower is honestly enough, too many will dry your skin.
>>671640429
Phat Shit and M&M
>>671640492
I'm male :P Thank you!
>>671640530
Well the thing is that picture is 2 years old, I don't have any recent pics of myself and don't own a smartphone atm so I'm lost at what to do
>>671640198
Maybe it's just because I maintain a fairly average-level of hygeine, but that seems pretty obsessive and excessive. Is there something going on underneath that you're trying to scrub away? Did somebody touch your dangalang when you were little?
>>671640664
ayy bitch u lookin 2 get ur doodle bit?
>>671640141
This is an older pic.
>>671640165
>>671640492
Wait do I actually look feminine?
>>671640165
You look like one of those kids who are still addicted to CoD and Monster energy.
>>671640597
It's worth not smelling like onions, Women have wanted to cuddle/make out with me ONLY because of my autistic amount of hygiene, I smell like a fucking chocolate bubble from the gods
>>671640387
Sexy beast
>let's all be stupid nigger newfags and reveal our faces on FUCKING 4CHAN
>>671640823
not to me
>>671640103
I'm a grill, the only thing I'd be jealous about is the fact that you have a cute cat.
Rate me please~
>>671640198
That... is way too much. I'm considered attractive my many women and I spend 10$ per week. Head and shoulders shampoo and Old Spice body wash. 1 shower per day. That's not really necessary dude. Just start working out and apply acne cream. Eat healthier, cut out all drinks but water.
>>671640157
Downs/10
>>671640838
Is it because of my biebs haircut? It gets pussy
>>671640758
I did have a traumatic experience when I was 13, I didn't know much about smegma and I had just been able to cum, so one day I pulled down my foreskin and found a bunch of it and from there on i've been autistic about my hygiene
Seeing people more attractive than me is a torment that I have to face every day.
It isn't easy feeling mocked without anyone having to say a word.
I am a 3/10 ginger for perspective.
>>671641085
Post a photo I want to see you. I will give an honest rating
> old pic
> not my dog
>>671641177
double dubs
>>671640387
I think this guy raped a group of middle schoolers in my area
>>671641085
Lol I read that eating oatmeal
>>671640890
thanks for knocking some sense into me. deleted mine haha
>>671641085
What is looks honestly? It's a fucking stupid superficial thing that narcissists take pride in for some bullshit reason, you are perfect the way you are
>>671640198
Holy fuck dude that's so excessive and just screams insecure.
That many showers and that much use of product will not only dry out your skin, but will also strip away the natural oils in your skin and create a huge imbalance of your body's natural bacteria, which can cause irritation and a whole host of skin issues.
>>671640858
Ok now your lying. You really only need to take a second shower if you workout. With girls Hygiene is more of a necessity, smelling good is a plus but literally past that obsessive showering not gonna give you any points with them.
>>671641257
That's a cute dog
>>671641388
An ugly person wrote this.
>>671640807
Would wife/10
>>671639815
>>671640103
>>671640157
>>671640165
>>671640372
>>671640387
>>671640508
>>671641257
Can I ask for a rate?
>>671635605
>>671641085
>>671641177
Also, don't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlg1Y_n_YMU
>>671641177
Fuck it...
>>671640973
Yeah it really compliments your arms and their lack of any muscle what so ever.
>>671636261
fucking degenerate faggot
kill yourself now
>>671641577
Grow out hair a little bit, get a hilter youth, get on that ubermensch shit fam
>>671641433
I wash my hands every 20 minutes and apply lotion every 10, and I use 3 different shampoos at once every shower.
>>671641529
I didn't mean looks are NOTHING and you shouldn't pride yourself on it, I mean when people base people as PEOPLE because of looks
>>671637870
Damn, Hello
>>671641780
I'm just naturally this beautiful.
>>671641947
ayy bitch u lookin 2 get ur doodle bit?
>>671641877
What ever you say ugly.
>>671641577
>Dye hair.
>Grow hair out and straighten that shit.
>>671638893
>>671639366
Dick/boobs or gtfo
>>671642041
Well you were right I'm not attractive (only a 5) but I don't think people should be judged as people from looks
>>671641750
>>671641947
>>671641577
Brothers.
>>671641780
Dude you really need to stop, its really bad to strip oils off your skin that often. Like stop buying that much product or something to force yourself to stop. It would greatly help your case to have better circulating skin anatomy.
>>671642169
Of course you would think that. Because you're ugly.
>>671640935
waifu/10
>>671636772
full face pic?
>>671641577
Post a pic where you're looking up into the camera and clenching your teeth
>>671640387
What a fucking creep
roast me fuckers
>>671642341
Dude, why are you being a cock
>>671642678
Here you go!
>>671640387
matpat/10
>>671642834
You look like a young Professor Umbridge from Harry Potter. Lose the Dyke cut.
4/10
>>671642886
lel
well, you look nice in the light
can you post one without the pacifier?
>>671641577
Pshh chill out bitch, you do are attractive
>>671642874
Where do you think you are right now?
this faggot drunk af
>>671642834
Gorgeous
9/10 qt3.14
>>671642874
Ugly people like you should be used to it.
>>671643186
L M A O
Worst than being called ugly/10
>>671642886
Pacifier screams daddy issues.
>>671642834
>>671641780
Have you concerned going to a therapist? Because that definitely screams OCD, or at least some form of obsession and compulsivity.
>>671643858
Giving me a Cyndi Lauper vibe.
Cute.
can't handle the roast.
>>671642886
Sad and lame
>>671643822
this is perfect
>>671643989
What extension is this?
>>671643858
Your smile reminds me of one of those creepy ass Japanese porcelain dolls. Overall nice feature.
5/10
>>671643989
If you cant handle the bants, get out of the Nandos.
>>671643822
Eyes arent big, they small as fuck
Crispy on the other side...
>>671643858
Very cute, I love the messy hair.
>>671637339
Just do it, and only reply how you want to. Because people are going to say all kinds of shit. just make sure you post your tits too with a time stamp
>>671643258
Here's one! Had to find it
>>671643793
How can I have daddy issues if I never met him
Checkmate, faggot
>>671633591
you look like shane dawson
>>671644528
thx qt
>>671642834
7.5/10
>>671644746
got a pic that doesn't cut off the top of your head?
>>671644746
This: >>671645058
Also, think about shaving plz.
>>671643858
8/10
Cute smile.
>>671644528
Cute Hipster chick id fuck on the side.
Would probably make references to revolutionary war while doing it though since <'Merica
6.5/10
>>671645460
I have a penis fam
>>671645507
What
>>671645566
Yeah, you're gay now
>>671645058
>>671645153
>>671645614
I would rate you but Im voting Trump.
Build-a-Wall/10
>>671642834
6/10. I feel you're just a little prettier than average.
>>671642886
Looks like a cuck I met on /soc/ a while back. 3/10
>>671643858
6/10. Cute, but still pretty average.
>>671644199
check'd
>>671645690
Was looking Feminine part of the plan?
>>671645614
too soon
1/100
would become a fag
>>671645736
Huh...
>>671645736
you looked better in the first pic. shame you don't have another decent one like it
>>671645736
White Chappel sucks balls like you do.
>>671642886
6/10
>>671646021
Yeah it's part of the gay agenda, you should be getting your copy in the mail soon now that you're part of QUILTBAG+
>>671645736
Stop trying to steal Lordes hair style its not cool.
>>671646168
This shirt is from 09' faggot. Your balls haven't even been dropped for that long
>>671646198
If anythings made me gay its the things Ive had to do in my Fraternities basement while pledging. I still try to drown out those memories with copious amounts of alcohol and sorostitutes.
>>671633591
>>671646521
I was just fucking with you fam, now that's actually homo
>>671641927
Sup.
>>671633591
I want of sureness of I am of communication of reality/life of:_"-\_ picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_"\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYlnLXy8 _/"_:-_/-"_:-_ since a human of named:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ since Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"---------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body movement caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity so...body muscle movement of tensing/slackening;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/---------"_:-_
I want ta be sure of communication of reality/life/living/languaging so I am of communication of text of:_"\_ I am of Daesh. _/"_:-_ and humans of:_"\_ Daesh _/"_:-_ of mercied/compassioned/want of babies of living of other-than/not/no/ain't harmed of body-movement/like-sensation.
>>671645736
nice hair
>>671646663
Its ok, I said no homo afterwards so Im safe.
>>671636596
Isn't this the kid from OckTV that does the "in the hood" pranks?
>>671645507
mad/10
nice troll
>>671642834
8/10 your beautiful
>>671648146
1998/10 post a recent pic
Rate my little brother guys.
>>671636772
what the fuck?
>>671643858
Tits or gtfo
>>671643858
8.2/10 Would hit
>>671633591
your sorta cute in a fuck you in your ass sort of way
>>671651328
Here you go fam
>>671651836
ARE YOU A FUCKING TRAP OR NOT JESUS CHRIST. STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS.
>>671636261
would fuck
would fuck in your little pink anushole
>>671652058
I'm trans, pretty good, eh?
Guess ill post again.
>>671651836
spread ? toys ?
>>671652153
I also own the smoothest balls in the land
>>671652133
you're cute, femanon
>>671651836
papa bless
>>671652217
Fucking props you got me. Maybe its because I have a weird soft spot for hipster chicks but...
>>671652217
god dammit , u want that deep ?
>>671652217
w-what state do you live in? :3
>>671652376
yeah nah thats not you
>>671652419
Constant despair fam
>>671652298
Well thank you anon!
>>671652471
Overusing fam is not cool fam
>>671652471
kek'd
>>671652133
Bitch go to bed already, that u was sleeping already
Rate me fags. This is my Chad look
>>671652833
I already told you, crack/10
>>671652771
I didnt say i was going to bed.
I just said i had to shower and stuff. Already done with that now
>>671652926
care to post moar?
>>671652833
Yeah 2/10
Skyrim character with parameters on extreme.
Just accept the fact you ugly.
>>671652471
Fuck off just tell us lol
>>671653027
I suppose
>>671652133
Tits or gtfo
>>671636261
Do the world a favor. Never reproduce faglord
>>671653121
that must be funny to see you without make up
>>671643822
Saved, nice work
>>671653121
good lord you are gorgeous
>>671653264
No makeup
Yes i dont have any eyebrows
>>671653121
can you please leave? the cringe you are creating is unbearable
>>671653091>>671653091
Just from the fact that you keep insisting I look like a fucking video game character tells me everything I need to know. You basement dwelling abomination, keep hating it gives me energy
>>671643822
>hi my name is Andrea-Jane
>>671653121
age?
>>671653460
Get.over it
>>671653500
Im 26
>>671653121
tits and timestamp or gtfo
>>671653453
well you do have some but i knew it'd be funny to see this
>>671653461
You really that mad and delusional? Keep twisting it how ever you want, does't change the fact that your repulsively ugly.
>>671653453
was going to say your eyebrows looked odd in last pick. moderation is key
Tired af. @school
>>671637989
8-9/10
>>671653836
You look pretty cool
>>671653927
sage newfaging ur mom bitch
>>671653618
Im not up for a new timestamp right now so you can get an old one
allahu akbar
>>671653927
you sir, are and idiot. :)
>>671653661
Moderation?
I like looking fierce
>>671653656
Post yourself
>>671654068
Ty. We non amerishits are not really party of your fedoracults. My shemagh is warm, thats why its on.
>>671654258
Feels methamphetamine man
>>671653757
Ah good ol El cunado.
I dont know why i stopped watching that show
>>671636261
cute
if you're trans, eye makeup would definitely help you pass
>>671654203
I just meant with the eyebrow filling. The rest of your makeup looks nice.
>>671654219
Lel I'm a UKfag, you just fit the profile
>>671654143
you like to suck dics right ?
>>671654430
>Lel
kill yourself
>>671654359
favorite so far
>>671654426
Well i have no hair to really work with. I do what i can
>>671654430
How do i fit the profile, mate?
>>671652650
What the fuck
>>671654466
Well yes i do
>>671654143
>last month
kek, troll harder
r8 me fags! also trips check, kek
