butts n dicks n fur
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
butts n dicks n fur
It tells us that we're superior.
>fur
autosage inbound
Yeah, I'm out for the night.
G'night guys.
these threads would be less autistic if we hadn't segregated them into gfur, sfur, and hfur tbh
>>671485264
oh well
>>671485265
night, nerd
>>671485285
well people get real fuckin pissy when one fur mixes with others. i was in the hfur threads last night and there was someone who called out every time there was a feminine boy instead of a herm
some people are never happy
my name is jonas
i'm carrying the wheeeel
>>671485285
is hfur a thing now? I haven't been here in a while
Oh whoops.
>>671484463
Hey ======
>>671484372
If you don't want to torrent anything (which would be fine if you use common sense) most DAWs have generous demo periods. Try a few out.
>>671485392
Hell, I've had Hfur bitch at me for posting dickgirls instead of "real" herms.
>>671485395
yeah hfur is a thing. if you want to get notified about threads that are active, there's a discord channel for that https://discordapp.com/channels/105646951042727936/148452773959041024
>>671485285
Sfur and Hfur guys are too deep in the porn
Ever been in an sfur thread? Bunch of lunatics. Minds have rotted away
>>671485247
Maple syrup
>>671485392
I was in that thread as well, they had nothing to complain about. Was a good series of threads until I lost power.
>>671485285
There are some strong divides, both culturally and porn-preference-wise.
new comic coming up next
>>671485589
forgot pic. nice one, me
>>671485545
i can agree. in my book, a herm has penis, vagina, boobs, the whole thing. a dickgirl has boobs/dick/no vagina. but if they really care that much, specify it and make dickgirl threads goddamn
>>671485665
sfur is pretty cancerous. at least gfur has some reasonable people to talk to
>>671485589
interesting. it was in a limbo period last I was here, but I guess the hfur fags posting in the sfur thread finally created enough butthurt
>>671485665
yeah, the conversations there are usually pretty 1-dimensional: it's all about sex, all the time. I don't know how you can talk about one thing for so many years
>>671485665
It's not every sfur, but 99% of the regulars are fucking lunatics that scare everybody who isn't a kookster away.
November's Bribe (short)
1/3
>>671485791
cutie
Why did everyone sleep so early.
2/3
>>671485966
as enjoyable as i find it to talk about sex and kinks and fetishes and discuss all that, some normal conversation is real nice every now and then
>>671486066
It ain't that early, princess.
>>671485978
Yeah I know
I don't mean sfur itself drives people insane. I meant the very specific threads we have here. Once in a while you get people who are relatively normie and it's almost scary seeing how normal it can be
3/3
>>671486066
Monday is coming up. It's at least 1AM here in the US, and i'm sure a lot of people have work or school.
>>671485789
Looks like the guy is fucking a prolapsed asshole.
>>671485978
People get really adamant about their sfur/gfur/hfur/whateverthefuck. They just need to be on board with the best philosophy. If it's cute, fuck it.
>>671486169
Not for some.
>>671486207
Good point. Work is a thing.
>>671486207
Is that Seasalt
Quickie (short)
1/3
anybody want a specific length of comic next?
>>671486305
nope. it's an Adam Wan character. if it was seasalt, he would have already been in there getting 4 dicks crammed in him at once
>>671486120
exactly what I'm saying, and it's why I'd rather come here
that and the mean but lighthearted culture; reminds me of my old friends
>>671486266
>People get really adamant about their sfur/gfur/hfur/whateverthefuck
Yes I agree Gfur is the best
>>671486187
Yeah, I did too. There are a couple of sfur people from here that aren't off the wall. Although most of them post in gfur threads too, so take that for what you will.
>>671486266
I'm pretty sure most people are on board with that. It's the whole "what do you find cute" thing that muddles it all up.
2/3
>>671486395
kinda like, "i'm gonna punch you pretty hard in the arm but that's just my man way of showing that i care" or whatever
>>671486488
>Although most of them post in gfur threads too, so take that for what you will.
Well, when the alternative is dealing with the weirdos you'd probably take the plunge and deal with the dicks too
3/3
i'll post a screengrab and take requests after this page
>>671486488
Yeah, I guess the damn violent reaction they have when you post something that doesn't fit their exact preference. They make it seem like you just shit on their grandmother.
>>671486390
Gimme the longest one ya got
>>671486300
Annie-may girls
in MY gfur thread?
>>671486390
You're probably right
got a folder?
>>671486565
pretty much, yeah. it feels a lot more genuine than the always positive all the time atmosphere of the sfur or poké threads. doesn't come off as forced at all
here's my folder. 99 comics. take your pick.
>>671486693
you don't want the longest one i have. it's over 100 pages and it's actual garbage.
>>671485791
Sfur I find gets pretty weird
>>671486300
If you're talking about somewhere other than America I'm not interested.
>>671486585
Well, sure, I would. But maybe the next Alex is lurking around, and he'll decide to take the clunge and deal with the weirdos.
>>671486680
I mean, if you're disturbing their erotic fantasy, that's pretty egregious for them.
>>671486706
Don't be a meany, Wrex
>>671486764
I LIKE ACTUAL GARBAGE
>>671486764
whats up with the )^@! thing
>>671486798
Your findings are accurate and statistically significant.
>>671486764
>ashchu
oh god that dialogue, I still remember it
post Adam and Steve?
>>671486828
>>671486799
As egregious as it may be for them, it is fairly ridiculous. I am more interested in femboys and the like but I am not about to freak out on someone for posting bara in a gfur thread. Can't we just spread the love? The great big homo love?
>>671486828
>>671486764
go look it up yourself then, sorry.
it has two parts too, making it somewhere around 170 pages total.
>>671486878
that's a fantastic question
i don't know.
>>671486973
170 pages of sweet sweet MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
and yee i got adam and steve cominggggg up
Good night gfurggets!
If my maid is still around I need to to fluff my pillows
Adam and Steve (Medium)
1/9
>>671487152
*fluffs pillows*
2/9
3/9
4/9
5/9
>>671486973
Hey ski boy.
>>671487013
It's not typically that bad in gfur threads, even real life guys being posted is usually left alone. From what I've seen the problem is that the hfurs don't really have many regulars, and the sfur regulars are just a little off.
6/9
>>671486973
What.
>>671487104
Why even ask in the first place then.
>>671486923
Yay I'm helping
>>671487296
haha what the fuck
7/9
>>671487352
because it's 100 pages for part one, and i don't feel like going 100 pages for a comic that has dialogue written by a team of 3 monkeys that are equipped with a keyboard where the only key that functions is M
8/9
>>671487104
The drawings are fairly eh but the way everything was written is pretty cringe
In my opinion anyway
>>671487325
Hey Kaybe boy.
>>671487318
dear god that face
>>671487352
>>671487013
>Can't we just spread the love? The great big homo love?
No. We must eradicate the bara scum inhabiting the holy lands. Deus vult!
9/9
>>671487325
I agree, things are usually more chill in gfur threads, I was just using it as an example. I've been frequenting hfur threads often they are just fairly difficult to get going. Which is a shame, I usually have a lot of fun in them.
>>671487531
... but I love you anon, right in the butt.
>>671487529
i think that's why i saved it, other than comedic purpose, was because the art isn't the worst thing ever.
also, another comic, please >>671486764
>>671487472
This one is comically bad. Like, I don't know how they could have done such a poor job.
>>671487529
Did that Alan bloke break up with you yet?
>>671487531
You're baraly even trying anymore, are you?
>>671487601
Because herm isn't very popular. You'd have trouble getting a macro or vore thread started too.
>>671487709
sorry, i guess :p
>>671487709
The only good bara is a capybara, king of the rats.
>Having fun in threads
>>671487472
Why do you have it saved?
>>671487529
Why are you doing this.
>>671487698
quid pro quo sounds interesting
>>671487709
It's true but I admit the better threads we throw the strictly herm thing out and keep it primarily feminine. Those are the ones that seem to take off easier but I typically have many more failed threads that go without a bump than threads with actual other contributions or conversation.
>>671487543
Hah, that last panel
>>671487698
Another Agenda?
>>671487709
After he and I were dating/fucking for a while yeah we broke up. Every time I see him irl, he's always flirting like the worlds biggest cocktease, so unsure where we're at then, but if I get to stick my tongue in his mouth again that wouldn't be a bad thing.
>>671487920
>>671487937
got it.
>>671487920
that's another great question i don't have an answer to. but thank you for inspiring me to free up those 100MB from my hard drive
>>671488007
will come up right after Quid Pro Quo
>>671487947
>no climbing shoes
what a pleb
>>671487831
It's bound to happen with fur comics.
>>671487853
One of them, anyway.
>>671487998
It's also that a lot of the people who would post in herm threads just prefer the gfur or sfur threads because they're more active and everybody they know is in them already.
>>671488007
You looking for him to bite it off and swallow it?
Quid Pro Quo (Medium-long)
1/14
2/14
3/14
4/14
5/15
6/14
7/14
>>671488007
I'm gonna tell freklz you're picking on me.
>>671488152
That's why I'm here.
8/14
9/14
10/14
11/14
12/14
13/14
>>671487998
>>671488212
Yeah, I understand that. I have been lurking for years and only took an interest in posting recently so I don't have a strong tilt as far as the typical crowd goes. Content wise I do lean toward gfur, which probably makes sense.
>>671488264
Holy Russian horse protein powder, Batman, those wolf muscles.
14/14
my shitposting abilities finally come in handy
>>671488393
>I'm gonna tell freklz you're picking on me.
whats freklz gonna do?
post skirt pics at him?
Time for bed. Pic unrelated.
>>671488672
RIP Freklz's whole life.
>>671488603
Oh, and be careful, high dump rates kill threads, especially comics.
>>671488212
Sigh.
Not so much bite it off and swallow it more so this intricate little dance he used to do to pretty much give my tongue a blow job
>>671488393
freklz is still sitting on top of the threads?
>>671488603
cute
>>671488720
good night
>RIP Freklz's whole life.
It is enjoyable to mock him
Another Agenda (Medium)
1/8
>>671488720
then we go down suckin dicks and erect a new thread
>>671488745
ye i like it
>>671488734
>freklz is still sitting on top of the threads?
I think he's more of a bottom
5/8
i just realized that some of these comics can get kinda rapey
that's my fault, if that comes up
7/8
>>671488839
don't usually go for the super muscly guys, but they did him pretty well
>>671488672
Post angry posts.
I could text Roy.
>>671488734
Sometimes. Not as often. At least not when I'm around.
That's kind of sad when put that way.
8/8
imma take a lil break, enjoy myself for a few minutes. i really need something to eat.
>>671489075
>Post angry posts.
No one would take him seriously. It's like a little girl getting upset, more adorable than anything else
>>671489086
That was actually a good comic
>>671489075
text roy and call him a fuckboy for me
>>671489192
You would know considering how you like to hold children down and fart on them.
>>671489497
what the fuck?
>Kaybe goes to bed
>AM starts posting
coincidence? I think not
AM confirmed Kaybe
>>671489497
what?
lad, you have a problem
>>671489608
what is/who is AM
If I was kaybe I would be to busy masturbating in front of a mirror :^)
>>671489753
this is AM >>671489385
this is Kaybe >>671488720
>>671489753
a trans gay boi.
>>671489608
Or kaybe avoids am
>>671489856
>implying that isn't what he is doing this very second
>>671489909
they meet irl for hugs and kisses or something though
>>671489895
fuck off nef, im very manly
>>671489967
gross, a reverse fag.
>>671489961
That is impossibru
>>671489878
got it.
i should come here more often. maybe i could get to know people.
>>671490085
Please dont
>>671490085
Just use namesync. You'll recognize the dumb fucks easy enough
>>671489967
that isnt me
>>671490077
you'd be surprised
like half of the furries in these damn threads live in oregon. It's a black hole for furries or something
Give me some neat ideas of what to do before committing suicide. Just curious.
>>671489608
AM only came because Roy was mentioned.
>>671489192
I don't know. That can get to you over time.
>>671489385
I wouldn't do that.
>>671490085
No it's okay.
>>671489086
ty :)
>>671490383
get a house, a car, a job and a family
>>671490401
Anything can make AM come
>>671485118
>butts n dicks n fur
My three favorite things, all in one place!
>>671490644
For some reason the file didn't attatch
>>671490685
But this whole thing doesn't work out for me since I'm not attracted to guys who are only into guys. I like cute. Not manly.
Alright I'm back with sandwiches.
Pick a new comic, nerdssss >>671486764
>>671490801
so youre a fag hag?
>>671490801
>I'm not attracted to guys who are only into guys.
huh
Sometimes, when I see old furry porn, I get this weird nostalgic feeling
>>671491063
Shhhhshshshshhshshhshhshhshshshhsh....
Just go with it.
>>671491063
I like bisexual people.
>>671491038
whazzat mean?
>>671491063
sexuality is hard to put into words.
let it slide.
>>671491260
It's really not.
Gift for the Good Guys (Medium)
1/9
>>671491254
So you like me then?
>>671491027
Back alley!
>>671491254
So you don't like cute gay guys, but if the same exact guy was bi instead then you're interested?
2/9
>>671491358
For some people it is. Things aren't strictly black and white.
>>671491382
shit sorry. i'll do that one right after this.
>>671491260
>>671491181
I just don't really get it. You yourself like guys, but if someone else likes guys more then you, you don't like that guy?
>>671491254
Why do they have to be bisexual?
>>671490801
How is that relevant to looking at porn anyways?
>>671491390
bisexuality is bestsexuality
>>671491457
no youre doing gods work anon
>>671491457
>lol guys
Who says 'lol' out loud?
>>671490577
That's dumb.
>>671491490
That didn't answer my question in the slightest.
4/9
>>671491490
Pansexual here. I can back that up to a degree.
>>671491547
god's work? please refer to Adam and Steve from earlier >>671486764
5/9
6/9
7/9
>>671491611
so is suicide
whoops there's 8 pages not 9
sorry
8/8
>>671491611
Fly back to America and hang out with me!
>>671491616
pansexual is such a meme sexuality though, just say you're bi like every other normal person.
>>671491615
your face didnt answer my question in the slightest, faggot.
now for >>671491382
Back Alley (Short)
1/3
>>671491254
Who doesn't like us? We're not fags like the gays, and we're not macho assholes like the straights. Like unicorns, frolicking through a field of semen and tits.
>>671491477
Crazy people don't follow logic, you just go with it.
>>671491490
I agree. I wouldn't have said it like that, but I agree.
>>671491489
It's like I said. I like cute. Not manly.
>>671491477
It's just a preference, dear.
>>671491390
I guess it depends on how gay the gay guy acts lmao
2/3
>>671491786
what if i'm a living meme
>>671491744
>willfully going to america
lmao
3/3
new comic, boyzzz >>671486764
>>671491836
its the only true way to say it
>>671491839
you're not tho
>>671491744
Can you hang me too?
>>671491579
True gamers.
>>671491810
Wouldn't that make me crazy then?
>>671491836
>dear
It doesn't make sense though. What if they NEVER told you they only liked guys and you fell in love with him or something.
Then he tells you.
Now what?
>>671491936
okay fine. but to be fair, pansexual is what really covers everything, but i'll say i'm bisexual i guess
>>671486764
Anything with Marty in it, except Cross Platform or Sticks and Stones.
>>671492007
If I say yes will you come hang out?
>>671492173
will do. i'll start it in the next thread.
It's actually pretty sad to see that people like you exist.
>>671492186
I don't have the money to pay my rent, let alone a plane ticket to the US
>>671492108
Hmmh...well if it was that way, nothing would change. Unless he had problems with me crossdressing or something because he's not attracted to feminine qualities(?)
>>671492112
saying you're pan because you'd fuck a trans person is transphobic in and of itself, so i don't get why people say it.
>>671492302
thx
>>671492112
>>671491786
There is a notable difference between pan and bi
>Bi means men/women
>Pan means men/women/cooking utensils
In all seriousness though, pansexual includes an active interest in trans/non-binary people, while a "bi" person might shy away from FtM or MtF
OUT HERE TRYING TO FUNCTION.
>>671492108
We're all crazy here, dear.
>>671492333
What if you'd fuck a:
>man
>woman
>crossdresser
>dickgirl
>cuntboy
>male-to-female trans
>female-to-male trans
Does that count as pansexual?
>>671492385
see my other post >>671492333
also, i got trips, which i didnt notice.
>>671492332
So then you don't just like men who are bisexual. You just like men who, shocker, like you and fit whatever specific tastes you have.
>>671492436
Don't you start, Snarf.
>>671492489
listen buddy i'll fucking anything with 4 limbs, but i still say i'm bi.
>>671485247
Cotton candy and broken dreams
>>671492528
I did see it. And I disagree. Also, the point of saying non-binary was to acknowledge that pan goes beyond trans people.
However, I digress.
>>671485393
Thanks for all you've shown us
This is how we feel
>>671492333
wait what how is it transphobic
did i miss something or am i retarded again
>>671492385
that's the thing, i don't shy away from FtM or MtF. if you're appealing, green light would fuck
>>671492489
this is basically me. so by definition it would make me pansexual.
i don't see the issue here...
also new bread comin up
>>671492600
>4 limb requirement
I knew you hated veterans
new thred hail
>>671492761
*correct to within 4 limbs difference, so octopodes are all G in my book
>>671492729
>wait what how is it transphobic
I assume he means that it is transphobic to consider trans people as anything other than normal.
Considering them as a separate thing from cis people when considering sexuality
If that makes sense to you.
>>671492873
>octopodes
>not squid
you're shit
>>671492906
yeah thats pretty much what i meant
>>671492965
same thing idiot
>>671492986
squid have ten limbs, fucktard
>>671492986
i'm not gonna lie that's pretty rude to squids, may want to rethink that fam
>>671492906
Trans people are normal. But they are not cis.
The truth is, however "transphobic" you claim it to be, there are plenty of bisexual people who are not interested in a trans partner, which is arguably more transphobic than expressing interest in having a trans partner and identifying as pan because of it.
>Your sexual orientation is oppressing me. You better identify as something else because otherwise you're offending me and other trans people
I really doubt anyone's going to go that far.
>>671493478
>there are plenty of bisexual people who are not interested in a trans partner, which is arguably more transphobic than expressing interest in having a trans partner and identifying as pan because of it.
Yeah fuck this logic. You can't say it's okay for everyone to have their own sexual preferences, then complain about it when it doesn't suit you.
I have as much right to want to fuck straight white women with blonde hair and blue eyes as Joey McDongers has to suck 15 dicks in one night.
>>671492320
Are you still around?
nooooo
